Dave is so great and you should listen to this.
We’re thrilled to be joined by Dave Holmes on The Blaze with Lizzie and Kat this week, pop culture maven and former MTV VJ, host of the International Waters podcast, and host of the travel show American Canvas. After a nostalgia-fueled lovefest, we dive into the episode “April is the Cruelest Month,” featuring guest star Matthew Perry in a role inspired by the real-life crime story of the Menendez Brothers. Then, we discuss the SATs, and, the return of dong talk! Also, Donna Martin has dyslexia.
What we were drinking: wine and vodka and juice and too much
What we were eating: cupcakes!
“After all, what was the whole wide world but a place for people to yearn for their heart’s impossible desires, for those desires to become entrenched in defiance of logic, plausibility, and even the passage of time, as eternal as polished marble.”
― Richard Russo, Empire Falls
they look so bored
Two Clouded Leopard cubs born at the Nashville Zoo will help build a sustainable population of these vulnerable cats.
The cubs, both female, were born on March 13 and March 18 and are being hand raised together.
Photo Credit: Amiee Stubbs
“Nashville Zoo is on the forefront of Clouded Leopard care and conservation,” said Karen Rice, carnivore supervisor. “The birth of these two cubs aids in our conservation efforts and benefits the long-term plan to create a sustainable captive population.”
Clouded Leopards are notoriously reclusive, which makes introducing the cats to potential mates a dangerous proposition. In fact, male Clouded Leopards have been known to attack and kill potential female partners. To reduce these fatal attacks, Clouded Leopard cubs are hand raised and introduced to their future mates at a young age. Since 2009, 26 Clouded Leopards have been raised at the Nashville Zoo and have gone on to live and reproduce at zoos worldwide.
Clouded Leopards are considered Vulnerable to extinction due to deforestation, poaching and the pet trade. As a founding member of the Thailand Clouded Leopard Consortium, Nashville Zoo works with organizations around the world to improve husbandry, breeding, and genetic diversity for this species.
The Maryland Zoo in Baltimore is happy to announce the birth of twin African Pygmy Goat kids. The kids, one male and one female, were born, March 10th, to the Zoo’s African Pygmy Goat pair, ‘Lex’ and ‘Lois’.
Photo Credits: Jeffrey F. Bill / Maryland Zoo
“We are so excited to have kids in the Farmyard again,” stated Carey Ricciardone, mammal collection and conservation manager at The Maryland Zoo. “The two new babies have been behind the scenes with Lois since their birth, giving them time to bond. Luckily she’s an experienced mother and is taking very good care of her kids.”
The twins, named ‘Chloe’ and ‘Clark’, currently weigh 9 and 10 pounds respectively. “They are busy exploring their environment, napping and playing with their mother,” continued Ricciardone. “As always, our staff will continue to monitor them closely to ensure that they are doing well.”
Zoo visitors can now see Lois and her kids in the Zoo’s Farmyard area next to the sheep. “Because they are pygmy goats, they are quite small and they do seek shady cool places to hang out sometimes,” concluded Ricciardone. “They are becoming very active and will be jumping all over the place. I think everyone will really enjoy watching them grow!”
Pygmy Goats originated in the Cameroon Valley of West Africa. They were imported into the United States from European zoos in the 1950s, for use in zoos and as research animals. They were eventually acquired by private breeders and quickly gained popularity as pets and exhibition animals due to their good-natured personalities. Females can reach a maximum weight of about 75 lbs (34 kg), and males can grow up to 86 lbs (39 kg). Wither height ranges from 16 to 23 inches (41 to 58 cm). Their color and pattern of their coats can vary significantly.
Have you misplaced a goat? If so, the police department of Paramus, New Jersey would like a word.
it's all i think about!
If there is one thing I can tell you of usefulness in your life as a woman on this planet: You need to get yourself some older lady friends. You need to sit with them, and you need to let them tell you about the world. And you need to take it all in, and you need to be very, very grateful for it.
Vin Diesel is Furious 7's biggest star — but he's also its biggest cheerleader: "Universal is going to have the biggest movie in history. It will probably win Best Picture at the Oscars — unless the Oscars don't want to be relevant," he tells Variety. Bold prediction. How could you not believe that if you lived and breathed your own franchise: "He's a really good barometer of what the characters might or might not do," says Universal Pictures chair Donna Langley. "He keeps us honest." The profile also goes into Diesel's anguished filming process after his beloved co-star died: "I went through three boxes of tissues, and I was so embarrassed. I had always been the kind of actor that other actors respect. I was just failing so hard." But you know what helped? Playing Groot, the tree alien from the Guardians of the Galaxy: "That was healing for me ... To play a character that could reincarnate, rejuvenate and represent life as trees do."
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The fire that killed seven siblings in their Midwood, Brooklyn, home on Saturday was most likely caused by a malfunctioning hot plate that was left on in their kitchen.
— Israel News Flash (@ILNewsFlash) March 22, 2015
Hot plates are often kept on to heat food during the Sabbath, from sundown Friday to sundown Saturday, as ultra-Orthodox Jewish people are prohibited from using fire or doing any type of work, including turning on appliances, during the holy day, The Associated Press reports. The fire that broke out spread to the upstairs of the home, trapping the children in their room, investigators said.
The children — Eliane, 16; David, 12; Rivkah, 11; Yeshua, 10; Moshe, 8; Sara, 6; and Yaakob, 5 — will be buried in Israel, where they lived before the family moved to Brooklyn about 18 months ago. Their mother, Gayle, and 14-year-old sister Siporah are in critical condition and on respirators in an area hospital. The children's father, who was away in Manhattan for an education retreat when the fire broke out, said at their funeral on Sunday they were "so pure" and "angels." "My children were unbelievable," Gabriel Sassoon said. "They were the best."
I thought some of you might like that our guest this week produces both "Wahlburgers" and "Donnie Loves Jenny."
Producer, writer, and director of scripted and unscripted television and film, including A&E’s Wahlburgers, Archie Gips joins The Blaze with Lizzie and Kat! this week to discuss his first ever episode of Beverly Hills 90210. Archie gives us his expert opinion on Brandon’s experiences getting discovered as a TV actor, and Brenda’s retaliatory success story while filling in for him at the Peach Pit.
What we were drinking: Angry Orchard crisp apple cider
What we were eating: Mike ‘n Ike’s
Send us your questions about season one!
We’re so pleased to announce a special interview episode of our podcast with Beverly Hills 90210 executive producer Charles Rosin, coming to you after the season one finale episode “Home Again.”
Listeners, if you have any questions for Mr. Rosin, especially about season one, please send them to firstname.lastname@example.org by Friday, April 3rd.
If you are following the news, you might know that things are in turmoil in Colorado City. Our Brothers and Sisters in the FLDS are having their community torn apart while they live under the unstable reign of Warren Jeffs, who continues to dictate revelations from prison that drastically affect the lives of his followers.
We are teaming up with someone who runs an underground Food Bank for refugees and current members of the FLDS.
We are organizing a FOOD and TOILETRIES drive this week. ALL donations will go directly to canned goods and toiletries for FLDS peoples.
Due to current politics of Short Creek, the highest need is for elderly women who are being kicked out of their homes and forced to sleep in their cars (or worse).
If you want to participate, it is CRITICAL that you follow the guidelines below. (If we stray even a little bit, we risk outing someone in need and they could lose their home and family).
Please bring the following items to Corey Howard‘s work by March 27th.
1785 South 4130 West, Salt Lake City, 84104.
She will be in the office Monday-Friday from 8am-3pm. Message her to arrange a drop-off time. If you are out of state but want to help, please paypal Corey a donation that will go directly to food.
Paypal money to: email@example.com
We are collecting:
You can call Corey’s work as well to arrange a time: # 801-326-8383
Please have donations in by the 27th.
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We’re absolutely charmed by our guest Tony Rodriguez on this week’s episode of The Blaze with Lizzie and Kat! He joins us to discuss race, class, and romance on this Image Award-winning episode of Beverly Hills 90210. Catch Tony on the 2nd Friday of every month at UCB Sunset in Quick and Funny Musicals!
What we were drinking: SkinnyGirl cosmos with boozy maraschino cherries
What we were eating: kettle corn and homemade sugar cookies
This snow is making everyone a little loopy. Since most of the US is frozen, a ridiculously silly video like this is sure to go viral. Watch as a goat named Peppa Lass dresses up as Queen Elsa of Arendelle to command the snow to go away. It’s silly and pointless but perfect for a snow day:
The post Only a goat dressed up as Frozen’s Queen Elsa could make this everlasting winter funny appeared first on HelloGiggles.
The Los Angeles Zoo welcomed a male Masai Giraffe calf, on November 20th.
Photo Credits: Los Angeles Zoo
The calf was born to six-year-old mother ‘Hasina’, and 18-year-old father, ‘Artemus’. This is the second calf for Hasina, who came from the San Diego Zoo in 2010.
This is a birth the L.A. Zoo is thankful for, as the population of giraffes across the African continent is drastically declining due to hunting and habitat loss.
A Los Angeles area couple also felt a connection to the baby giraffe, and they made the decision to ‘adopt’ the baby and chose to name him ‘Leo’. In making a significant gift to the Zoo’s animal acquisition fund, which promotes vital wildlife preservation and breeding projects locally and around the world, donors Patricia and Stanley Silver chose to name the baby giraffe after Mrs. Silver’s late father, Leo Guthman.
Leo can now be seen on exhibit with the other giraffes daily, weather permitting.
Welcome to Curbed's first-ever Micro Week, five days' worth of stories, photos, and minuscule floorplans that celebrate the grand tradition of small-space living. We'll tour small homes, explore the city's smallest neighborhood, and so much more!
Listen, I know what it means to inhabit a shoebox. I once lived in a studio apartment so small that, when one sat on the toilet, one also could touch the oven. And a fridge? Forget about it. Who has room for a fridge? And, more to the point, the self-respect to, as a human adult on Planet Earth, require one in their home? Certainly not me, and certainly not the unfortunate future residents of these glorified hovels. Los Angeles can definitely be a tough town. These debasingly minuscule dwellings prove it.
↑ $225 Tiny Unfurnished Space (w/curtain for privacy) 4 Rent in my Small Apar (East Hollywood)
Now, while this "big enough for a sleeping bag" floor space surrounded by soiled sheets may look like the perfect permanent home, don't get too excited—it's "temporary ONLY for one to two months." But if you're "420 friendly" and willing to inhabit an East Hollywood studio apartment with a self-described "artist" named Parker, his unnamed half-brother, and two cats for only 60 blissful days, you'll surely create a lifetime of memories.
↑ $600 / 100ft2 - FILIPINO OWNED FURNISHED ROOM 4 RENT (FEMALE) (Eagle Rock)
Female or male, Filipino or non-Filipino, who wouldn't enjoy waking up every morning with a tube television staring back at them? I mean, I'd relish the opportunity to go to bed every night in fear, praying the "Big One" doesn't strike and cause a 200-pound idiot box to come crashing down on my head. But just because I'm not Filipino, I don't get the opportunity to live my dreams by living in Manny's "private residence"? Why, there oughta be a law! (Hey, wait—there is a law.)
↑ $560 LOOKING FOR FEMALE ROOMMATE (Hollywood/Melrose)
Poor Angelyne. It appears she's fallen on such hard times, she's resorted to renting out her living room. Now, granted, she doesn't "use the living-room [sic]" in question, but still. It'd be nice for her to at least have the option, should she choose to exercise it. Her loss, however, is your gain. For a mere $560 a month, you can sleep within spitting distance of the Pink Princess herself!
↑ $499 Furnished Living Room REAL BED Cross the ST of Trendy Grove Shopping (GROVE (CBS Television City))
Now, I don't know about you, but to me the only thing better than having unfettered access to the Grove's American Girl Café would be sleeping on a "REAL BED" across the street from it. Granted, said bed might be located in the living room of a seemingly uptight MySpace user who wants to know the weight of my pet, but it has"$1200 worth" of a "real mattress" sitting atop it!
↑ free rent free utilities and free Wi-Fi (females only)
Sure, we've all been in our share of financially and romantically trying situations. But the idea of sharing a bed and a "relationship" with a stranger in exchange for free room and board requires a level of desperation I personally cannot fathom. Although I must admit, the fact that said man and bed are located in the "beautiful San Fernando Valley" is a tempting selling point.
↑ $550 Furnished room with private bathroom for rent (Walnut/Rowland Heights)
This spartan and yet still somehow cluttered looking living space appears to have been left by a previous, presumably now-dead tenant—how else could one explain the Post-it notes and praying hands poster on the wall? Good thing the furnishings also include a bottle of free lotion—you're gonna need it, as you won't be able to have "overnight visitors."
↑ $1050 / 300ft2 - Quaint and Cozy Seaside Bachelor (Playa del Rey,CA)
Ever wanted to live in the "'million dollar' beach neighborhood of PDR Bluffs," but without the million-dollar price tag? Look no further! For the pittance of $1,050 a month, you can live in this "Spotlessly Clean" (the pictures speak for themselves) bachelor pad! Sure, it has "NO KITCHEN !!", but you'll be saving so much on account of not having to shell out a million dollars to reside mere steps from "the sand" that you can exclusively eat takeout!
↑ $645 Small Furnished Room for Rent (Burbank)
According to the owners of this prison-cell-sized room in Burbank, it's "cozy." In the parlance of Craigslist, "cozy" means "too small to sustain human life." Although it is, I must admit, a helluva deal. For a mere $645 a month, you get your own twin-sized bed, a plastic patio chair, two (count 'em, two) bathmats, and a bleak IKEA bookshelf. What inflation, am I right?
↑ $1100 Great Starter Bachelor Unit in Santa Monica (1224 Stanford St.)
I find the words "starter" and "$1,100" to be incongruent—after all, I'm 31 years old and the idea of being able to spend $1,100 on housing is as outrageous as the idea of affording dignity or decent health insurance. But if you're a "student" whose parents are temporarily paying your way through the hell that is this world, why not consider living in this bathroom-sized room? It comes with its own "hot plate combo unit"!
↑ $595 !!! COOL HOLLYWOOD FURNISHED DORM ARTIST HOUSING with FREE Laundry !! (HOLLYWOOD / W. HOLLYWOOD)
Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure the caps lock-friendly sociopath who posted this ad has a loose definition of "NICELY FURNISHED." To me, withered futons sitting below nausea-inducing art purchased from the side of the road does not a nicely furnished living space make, nor does a cramped bedroom room filled with sterile, uninviting bunk beds. They're asking $600 a month. For the privilege of sleeping in a bunk bed. For $100 less, you could be sleeping on a "REAL BED" across from the Grove, for God's sake. —Megan Koester
· Micro Week 2015 [Curbed LA]
Terrible news: if you're half a gay couple looking to tie the knot in Miami, you just missed your chance to be joined in joyous matrimony by none other than Food Network personality Guy Fieri. The love boat has passed you by, my friend.
well this is beautiful
This is a wedding chapel unlike any other wedding chapel out there. Located in the garden of a resort hotel in Onomichi, Hiroshima, Japan, the freestanding Ribbon Chapel boasts panoramic views of the Inland Sea, which can be viewed from its two spiral stairways that are intertwined. Hiroshi Nakamura, of NAP Architects, designed the spiraling structure with two stairways to help make the volume more structurally sound.
The two ribboning forms seamlessly join together, just like the two lives getting married, after going through twists and turns, before uniting together as one at the very top.
Centered at the core of the structure is the light-filled chapel that’s hugged tightly by the smooth spirals on the exterior.
There’s a summit at the top for the couple to meet.
The stairways widen at points to help protect the chapel from the sun.
The chapel is set up with a particular route in mind – the bride walks down the aisle with her father and after the ceremony, the aisle becomes the departure route for the bride and groom. The bride and groom then climb the stairs to meet at the top where they are to ask heaven’s permission to join as one. They then walk down the stairs together.
Photos by Koji Fujii / Nacasa & Partners Inc.
It sounds like a joke, but it's not: a new study proclaims Los Angeles to be the least sprawly large metro in the US. The study, conducted by a sociology doctoral student at NYU, uses aerial images of Census tracts in the 150 largest US metros (according to 2010 data) to estimate the portion of the metro population living below three "thresholds": 3,500, 8,500, and 20,000 people per square mile. Then, explains CityLab, those thresholds are averaged to get a metro's index number—the higher the index number, the more sprawl in that metro. Of the 150 largest metros, Los Angeles has the lowest index number, meaning that despite its spread-out rep, it's actually not so bad at all.
Los Angeles's "sheer lack of very low-density development" helped the region get its highly non-sprawly status, which is great because the analyst goes on to quantify all the negative effects of sprawl: "For every 10 percent increase in sprawl, there is an approximately 5.7 percent increase in per capita carbon emissions, a 9.6 percent increase in per capita hazardous pollution, and a 4.1 percent and 2.9 percent reduction in the owner and renter housing affordability index, respectively." Ooof, bit of a double-edged sword there, sprawl. It makes sense that less polluted, less sprawly places are more expensive to live in—who wouldn't want to live in them? And that certainly does ring true in LA, which is both one of the most unaffordable places to live and, by this study's count, the least sprawling large metro in the nation. (You can also see how its many suburbs cancel out some of the benefits of its urban density.)
If this sounds bogus, keep in mind that this is not the first time LA's been found surprisingly non-sprawls; an analysis last year by Smart Growth America called LA the "biggest success story" in the scaling-back of sprawl and Census data from 2012 showed it was the most densely populated urban area in the US.
Christian Grey was 50 Shades of Grey, there was no doubt about it.
Sometimes he was hungry, sometimes he was confused, and sometimes he was angry, like when he thought about bar napkins being smaller than regular dinner napkins. But no more than 50. That was all the shades he had.
“Today, I am dark Grey. VERY Dark Grey.” He was Dark Grey because somebody just explained what ‘Casual Friday’ was to him, and honestly, he couldn’t believe it.
“Wouldn’t that be just black?”
Annabella KhakiPants was very beautiful, in a way that could be described as 'plain, but with a little extra.’ She always had a book in her hands. He sure didn’t know if that added to her beauty or not, but he did like that sometimes the book would change.
“No, it’s not BLACK.”
Something about her indigination made him 22 shades of horny. Honestly, I should mention right now that his shades were 26 shades of horny, 20 shades of angry, then hungry, confused, and 'on a plane.’
“I want to show you my sex room.”
He said this abruptly, furiously, like he said all things. Even take out orders. He also only liked lemon juice on his salads, he was that insanely sexy and bonkers. No oil or anything. That way, he could lips could pucker sexily even while eating.
“Idk Christian, I don’t really know what sex is. Sometimes my body gets wet, which I think is sex, but also I’m in the shower when I’m wet, so maybe not.”
He hands her his extra laptop, even though he was p sure she went to SCHOOL and should KNOW THIS. He is so rich, he has an extra laptop in his bags at all times. Once, he gave it to a dog, just to watch him chew on it. It was one of the nicest moments of his life.
“Google it. Let me show you the room first, though. Then you can Google it. I don’t have time for this. I have to fly to Japan, just so I can feel what it is like to pound my fist on a table in Japan. My job…me…I’m very complicated.” Christian Grey didn’t always have time for full sentences.
He takes her to the Red Room of Pain, which is what others feel when they have to talk to either of these people. He painted the room himself, with paint from Home Depot. He chose red because it only has one shade, because if you give it different shades it becomes pink or blood orange. He likes that, because he is 50 shades and more complicated and better.
“There’s just a bunch of Christma lights and chains here. Is..is that..where you lift weights?”
“I can lift two ladies worth, or maybe two large dog’s worth. But that’s not the point, how well I lift. We all know I lift well, Armando. That’s not the point.”
“I’m feeling very nervous.”
“Great. That’s what sex is, Aladdin. Feeling nervous…and also letting me kinda slap you and stuff.” He says this last part very rushed and quiet, like how he used to say “idiot says what” when he was a young lad, and his teachers would say what, and they would be idiots.
“Hit me during sex?”
“Please say DOING IT in front of me. It’s the first rule in a series of arbitrary rules I have. And yeah, I mean, a little light hitting and also a lot of control over your life, basically. Relax. Like light slapping and then, you know, control everywhere else.”
“Like BDSM? I read about that in one of my many books that I hold around you.”
“No, thanks, I’m not hungry.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, Alex. Don’t say letters I don’t understand. I just want to control every aspect of your well-being, and control you mentally. Will you sign this contract? All people sign contracts before doing it, because it’s copyrighted.”
“Let me Google Sex, and then I’ll get back to you.”
Inside, Allebellxa Khakipants felt something, but it’s too boring to even describe, and basically it was being horny. She isn’t too good with knowing what things her body does. Last week, she went without peeing for a week because she thought that she was just feeling excited.
“I hate that you are making me wait.” Christian Grey’s eyes narrowed, which was one his A+ ways of letting women know he was angry, because he was always angry at women. This should be a warning sign for literally everyone who came across him. The guy was an animal.
“No, thanks, I’m not hungry.” Alessandra went to sleep on the weight lifting station.
Christian Grey hated that she was making him wait, yes, but he also liked it. These warm feelings were new to him.
“Maybe I am more than 50 Shades after all,” he thought, as he locked her in the room and went to burn one of his many suits, just to see how it felt.
[The Glendale Galleria is just part of the problem. Image via Chris / Curbed LA flickr pool]
Glendale was voted Curbed LA's 2013 Neighborhood of the Year, but it probably didn't win for its exciting nightlife or hip cafes. In a sad Craigslist post titled "Looking for Young Hip Folks to Move to the Glendale Area," a Glendale denizen who's lived in the area for an unclear amount of time makes a plea for, well, someone—anyone—young and cool to move to Glendale. But the writer of this ad doesn't want to trick anyone into moving; as LAist points out, they're brutally honest about what they see as the quintessential aspects of Glendale: "mean, old people" everywhere, a plethora of vape stores, plentiful kabob shops, and "ugly as hell" architecture.
This Craigslister also puts a positive spin on Glendale's "notoriously aggressive and racist" police and slow-moving street construction—constant road closures because of construction? More like bike lanes everywhere!— as well as the fact that the city's most prominent landmarks are two malls right next door to each other. Wow! "Is the line too long at the Americana to recover all the chiptunes on your broken mac book air? No worries! Walk fifteen seconds to the Glendale Galleria and have them take a look at it."
The author clearly hates Glendale, the people they are trying to appeal to, and maybe even themselves a little bit for wanting some awful Echo-Park-castoffs to come to Glendale just so they can see a person their own age on the street. "[Reason] 10. Please. I would like some friends my age. Even if being this age is extraordinarily useless." Aw. Our hearts go out, young Glendalian.
Why is this person still living in Glendale when they clearly hate it? Probably for the same reason many people live where they do instead of where they'd like to: the rent is nice. At least, it seems like affordability might have something to do with it. Not only does the ad's author address potential readers as "my financially instable peers," but they also refer to Silver Lake disdainfully as the kind of place where people don't so much apartment-hunt as they "just drive around in their LEXUS (??) point at whatever building pleases them the most then purchase the damn thing on the spot."
· Looking for Young Hip Folks to Move to the Glendale Area (Glendale) [Craigslist]
i used to work here
Late last month, the historic Taft Building at Hollywood and Vine unveiled the result of a $15-million series of upgrades that exposed some of the structure's original beauty and beefed up its ability to withstand earthquakes. Originally opened in 1924 as Hollywood's first high-rise office building, the Taft was once filled with movie biz tenants like Will Rogers, Charlie Chaplin, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, and numerous publicists and agents, says the LA Times. In the 1980s, a remodel put in some then-fashionable, now-dated features like drop ceilings, carpet, and coverings for the handsome brick, completely hiding so many of the attractive features that newish owners DLJ Real Estate Capital Partners are now proudly showing off. These before and after photos show how the light of this historic gem was hidden under a bushel of drywall and high-traffic carpeting. The results are very much the stylish office space, but also pretty practical; central air and heating will be introduced in phases as new tenants come in.
Denver Zoo has an adorable new prickle of baby Hedgehogs!
The babies were born in the zoo’s education department. They are currently with their mother, off exhibit, but once old enough, they will be used for outreach and other programs sponsored by Denver Zoo.
Depending on the species of Hedgehog, the gestation period is anywhere from 35-58 days. The average litter is 3-4 young for larger species and 5-6 newborns for the smaller species. Hedgehogs have a relatively long lifespan for their size. Larger species live 4-7 years in the wild, and smaller species live 2-4 years (4-7 in captivity).
Hedgehogs are born blind with a protective membrane covering their quills, which dries and shrinks over the next several hours, after birth. The infants are born with quills beneath the skin, like pimples, and pass the skin after they have been cleaned. Eventually, the young will shed their baby spines (called “quilling”), and they will be replaced with adult spines.
this is really weird
Mormon feminists are everywhere, but it’s not always easy to identify each other. There are many Mormon males who are feminist allies and also a number of non-Mormon allies (male and female) who support Mormon feminism—maybe even more than you might think. Once in a while, they give us outward cues indicating their solidarity. These images are rare and hard to come by, but they do exist* and I took the time to compile them all into one place. You’re welcome.*except these are all totally fake.
Benedict Cumberbatch was photographed wearing this dashing Feminist Mormon Housewives sweater. I want one!
Jennifer Lawrence is quoted as saying, “[Wear Pants to Church] is such an insignificant, innocuous thing, but that’s what worked so well about it. It sends a supportive message to those who need it and the negative reaction to it kind of perfectly illustrated the problem and brought a lot of awareness to inequality in LDS church culture. Brilliant.”
Ryan Gosling also supports Wear Pants to Church Day. Last year he wore a purple suit, shirt, and tie, and even attended a local ward house that day. Hey girl.
George Clooney hearts Mormon feminists.
Of course we all remember Beyonce’s controversial performance at the 2014 VMAs dedicated to Mormon female empowerment.
Tina Fey poses in front of a wall featuring a quote by Emmeline B. Wells. Wells was the fifth Relief Society General President of the church, serving from 1910 until her death in 1921. She was also a noted women’s rights advocate.
It looks like Emma Watson is enjoying Joanna Brooks’ memoir Book of Mormon Girl. I bet it’s a signed copy.
Here’s Bradley Cooper sporting a Carol Lynn Pearson t-shirt. Everyone loves CLP.
Idris Elba is committed! He’s got a giant “Mormon Feminist Ally” tattoo on his chest. He’ll always be Stringer Bell to me.
Justin Timberlake holding up a Heavenly Mother art piece. Thanks, JT!
Mr. Darcy himself, Colin Firth, wearing a #mofem shirt at some sort of white Celestial photoshoot.
Vintage Denzel in an FMH shirt. This is hot.
Tom Hiddleston looks excited to start reading his copy of Women at Church by Neylan McBaine.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt lends his support to his Mormon feminist sisters.
Brandon Flowers, one of only two actual Mormons on this list (unless you count Ryan Gosling’s childhood), got a tattoo indicating the desire to bring Heavenly Mother back into LDS discourse. I agree with him!
Amy Poehler gives a shoutout to FMH’s own Crazy Woman Creek. My wife is jealous. So am I.
This is pretty bold. President Uchtdorf wearing a “Let Women Pray” lapel pin while giving a talk in General Conference. The Silver Fox strikes again!
I had to throw this one in.
Keepers at ZSL Whipsnade Zoo had a late Christmas present when ‘Flora’, the Pygmy Hippo, gave birth to a much needed boy on Boxing Day.
The Zoo’s keepers say they are especially proud of the baby’s mum, 28-year-old Flora, who has been battling cancer. Flora was featured in ITV’s documentary series ‘The Zoo’ last year, and although she is still living with a tumor in her mouth, vets say she has responded fantastically well to the treatment and the cancer did not affect her pregnancy at all.
The tiny hippo calf is a particularly welcome addition to the Zoo because there is a shortage of male Pygmy Hippos within the European Endangered Species Breeding Programme.
Senior Keeper, Steve White said, “Flora’s calf was due on Christmas Day, but the little one kept us waiting until the evening of Boxing Day. We knew Flora must be going into labor because she went off her food, which never happens! After six hour labor, the calf was born, a 7 kilo, perfect miniature of his mum. Since then, the baby hippo has been happily waddling around and seems to love spending time in water. On his first weigh-in, he was so slippery it was like picking up a big bar of soap!”
“We’re delighted for Flora, who has come through a difficult year and is now proving once again to be an attentive, experienced mum. She’s contributed three calves to the European Endangered Species Breeding Programme and she’ll now retire from breeding.”
Pygmy Hippos (Choeropsis liberiesis) are classified as “Endangered” by the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species, and teams at international conservation charity ZSL are working in Liberia and Sierra Leone to research and protect the species.
Here is a map that is the only map you will ever need ever again in your entire map. Delete all your Google Map links, burn all your Rand McNally maps and take that stupid globe and chuck it in the dumpsters. Because none of those maps include goats and are therefor entirely irrelevant.
Alex Malarkey, co-author of the best-selling Christian book The Boy Who Came back from Heaven, has admitted he made the story up.
The book, billed as a true story, described Malarkey's alleged visit with angels in heaven after being paralyzed in a car crash and spending two months in a coma.
Malarkey, who is now a teenager, wrote an open letter published on the Pulpit and Pen website that the story was fabricated. The book's publisher, Tyndale House, has pulled the book out of print following the announcement.
"I did not die. I did not go to Heaven," Malarkey wrote in the open letter. "I said I went to heaven because I thought it would get me attention. When I made the claims that I did, I had never read the Bible."
Bec Rawlings stripped down as she shared her take on modern feminism. Photos may not be safe for some workplaces.
The Ultimate Fighter 20 cast member 'Rowdy' Bec Rawlings took to social media to share her stance on new age feminists. Accompanying the 25-year-old's twitter message was a photo of her posing naked with a sign that says "F*ck feminism I believe in human rights for all!!!"
Check out the tweet from the UFC strawweight:
New age feminists don't want equal rights they want to demonize men & belittle women who don't conform!! pic.twitter.com/QawRoD9StY— 'Rowdy' Bec Rawlings (@RowdyBec) January 13, 2015
She followed up with a post on instagram as well:
I am not oppressed.. the only people that oppress me are the feminists & white knights that judge me & want me to conform to their agenda... I believe in human rights FOR ALL. My boys are not monsters, I am not a bad mother because I don't like pants, I am not being objectified... because I AM NOT WEAK, I make my own choices & I do what i want because I am freeeeee!! #WomenAgainstFeminism #IAmRowdyHearMeRaaaawr