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seekanewerworld:

rob-anybody:

mmmbuttery:

captainofallships:

mapa-bread:

galadhir:

defyaugury:

luthienebonyx:

lavvyan:

telesilla:

monanotlisa:

atratum:

wildehacked:

mnemehoshiko:

dryadrobot:

soyeahso:

captainwondyful:

thunderhunk:

The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.

Right now, mind would be called Pizza and Prints.

Cliff Bars & Wild Maine Blueberry Juice

rice pudding and pillows

Veggie Burger and Cushion

….Fish Tacos and Fitbit…

Melatonin & Modems

wine wine

Cucumber Smoothie Sofa*

* sure is very on-brand for chosen!Californian!me.

Dried Cherries iPod

Salmon Keyboard

Chicken Wings and Industrial Stain Remover

Hey, it could work!

Peanut Butter Cookies and Peanut Butter Cookies

Weetabix and Antibiotics

Gummy Lifesavers and Aging Cat

Cake and Body Pillows

Crab cake and coffee can.

Dal Stapler.

Chicken Caesar Thermos.

Leather Mac ‘n’ Cheese

“fanfiction is a story written by a person in the fandom because breaking into the creators office and telling them that everything that they did is wrong and rewriting it is considered “rude” and “illegal””

- One of our favorite definitions of fanfiction, from the Fanfic Definitions survey - results coming out on @fansplaining later this month!
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grumpychangeling:

evemoneypenny-deactivated201609:

Government agents from A Vague Yet Menacing Agency were in the back, watching. (x)

this is — yes

kitrona:

stutterhug:

Fairy ElderGods Mother~

@snowfox090

lagonegirl:

The disgusting practice of using money bail to keep poor people jailed is totally legal in the US

7 Reasons Why Trump’s Corporate Tax Cut is Completely Nuts

Donald Trump wants to cut the corporate income tax rate from 35 percent to 15 percent, in order to “make the United States more competitive.”

This is nonsense, for 7 reasons:

1. Profitable U.S. corporations already pay on average of only 14% according to the Government Accountability Office. That’s less than a lot of middle-class families pay. (And that’s less than half the official 35% corporate tax rate.) What’s more, some giant corporations pay little (if any) U.S. taxes because of loopholes or because they shift their profits offshore to tax havens.

2. Trump’s corporate tax cut will bust the federal budget. The nonpartisan Tax Policy Center projects it will reduce federal revenue by $2.4 trillion over 10 years. This will either require huge cuts in services for all of us, or additional taxes paid by us to pick up the corporate tab.

3. It’s based on supply-side, trickle-down nonsense. The White House says the tax cuts will create a jump in economic growth that will generate enough new revenue to wipe out any increase in the budget deficit. Rubbish. Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush both cut taxes mostly for the rich, and both ended their presidencies with huge budget deficits.

4. It will create a new special loophole for hedge fund managers, big law firms and real estate moguls like Donald Trump. They could slash the  tax rate they pay on their business income from 40 percent to 15 percent. 15 percent is what a middle-class person pays. Do you think people like Trump should pay a tax rate that someone making $60,000 a year pays?

5. It creates an international race-to-the-bottom on corporate tax rates that the U.S. cannot possibly win. One of its supposed attractions is it makes U.S. corporate taxes more “competitive” internationally. But we can’t match the rates in tax havens, which are often ZERO. And other countries will just lower their taxes in response. That’s what happened after 1986, the last time the U.S. cut corporate tax rates.

6. American corporations don’t need a tax cut to be competitive. They’re already hugely competitive as measured by their profits – which are near record highs– while the share of taxes they pay are at record lows. Corporations should be doing more to pay their fair share, not getting a giant tax cut!

7. Corporations won’t use the extra profits they get from the tax cut to invest in more capacity and jobs. That’s the White House line, but it’s baloney.  Corporations are now using a large portion of their profits to pay their CEOs’ hefty pay packages and to buy other companies in order to raise their stock prices. There’s no reason to suppose they’ll do any different even with more profits.

So don’t fall for Trump’s corporate tax plan. It will be a huge windfall for corporations and billionaires – like many of Trump’s own cabinet members, family members, and likely even Trump himself (although because he won’t release his taxes, we can’t tell how much he’ll enrich himself from his own tax plan).

We do know who will lose out: The rest of us.

cracked:

Voter Fraud: The Big Lie That Tries To Keep You From Voting

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Remember when a White House scandal was an unfortunate choice of a suit? Sigh.

punlich:

kiloueka:

punlich:

kiloueka:

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

My Parents Started Feeding A Stray Kitten A Couple Weeks Ago. This Was Their Front Porch Today

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Not My Dog, Not My Cat, But They Come To My House And Sit Like This Every Day…

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This Little Guy Showed Up On My Brother’s Farm One Day. My Brother Took Him To The Vet, And His 10 Year Old Daughter Told Him All She Wanted Was This Guy For Her Christmas, She Wanted No Presents Any More But This Guy… Meet Popeye

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Had My Window Open To Have A Smoke When I Suddenly Heard Meowing… Turned Around To See This Guy

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So I Walked Into The Kitchen At 5:30am And Saw This In The Sink… This Is Not My Cat..

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Woke Up This Morning To This…

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Found This Little Guy Squeaking In My Back Yard

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There Has Been A Stray Cat Outside Of My House Since Summer. Today We Decided To Let Him Inside To Stay Warm And A Few Hours Later We Found Him Like This!

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This Guy Showed Up At My Back Door Last Night, I Guess I Own A Cat Now

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Was Woken Up At 2.45 This Morning By This Asshole… I Don’t Own A Cat… Is This How You Get A Cat?

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Found This Little Guy In My Parent’s Back Garden. He Has Heart-Shaped Black Nose

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This Little Guy Jumped Up In My Work Truck With Me For A Bit. Best Day Ever!

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Came Home. This Is Not My Cat. We Were Both Surprised

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We Were Hearing Some Noises In Our Shop, So We Set A Live Trap And Caught This Guy

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So, I Came Home To This… I Don’t Own A Cat

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I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don’t Even Own A Cat! This Is It… This Is How I Die

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Came Home To This. I Don’t Own A Cat

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This Guy Just Randomly Showed Up At My House One Day And Now We’re Bros. I Call Him Oj

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Walked By The Bathroom And Something Caught My Eye, Did A Lean Back Double Take And Noticed….. I Don’t Have A Cat

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He Jumped In My Car And Wouldn’t Let Me Leave Without Him. I Don’t Own A Cat. Is This How You Get A Cat?

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Finished Painting The Kitchen, Went To Sit Down And Found This. Nothing Too Strange, Except The Fact I Don’t Have A Cat

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So I Just Woke Up At 4:45 Am With A Non Stop Meowing Noise… Open My Apartment Door And This Little Guy Came Running In. Should I Keep Him?

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Got Home From Work And Fell Asleep. Woke Up With This Guy On My Lap. I Don’t Have A Cat

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The Cat That Lives Next-Door Came In To Say Hello

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Our Neighbor’s Cat Sometimes Comes Over For A Visit. Here He Thinks He’s Flowers

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molly23:

I aspire to a Mr. McFeely level of friendship.

He shows up to Mr. Rogers’s house unannounced (which he can do because he’s the postman),
and is like “I brought this tape of tomatos being canned, wanna see?”
and Mr. Rogers is like “of course, throw it on the Picture-Picture”

and then they watch it, and Mr. McFeely explains the whole thing,

and when Mr. Rogers is like “that was dope as hell,” McFeely is like “WELP, very busy, gotta go, speedy delivery” and bolts.

🙌 GOALS.

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geekhyena:

http://www.the-scientist.com/?articles.view/articleNo/27316/title/Harvard-prof-falsified-sleep-data/

And yet, how much do you want to bet that people will continue to blame sleep apnea on weight issues, despite the actual data showing the causal relationship is incorrect? (if anything, sleep issues -> weight gain, which we’ve known for years) This is why falsified data is harmful: how many apnea patients were told ‘oh just lose weight’ instead of getting proper treatment?

imdoingittodeath:

lagonegirl:

Politically powerful Black people are a threat to White Supremacy.

I’m beyond concerned. WHY IS NOONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?? S/O TO MY HOMESTATE (FL) FOR BEING PROBLEMATIC YET AGAIN.

The police officer who fatally shot 12-year-old Tamir Rice in a Cleveland park in November 2014 has been fired, Cleveland's police chief said at a press conference on Tuesday. The decision comes two and a half years after Rice was killed. Officer Timothy Loehmann was fired not for shooting Rice but for lying on his job application about his disciplinary record at a previous police department, according to the termination documents. (Another officer who had been on the scene of the shooting was suspended for 10 days.)

Loehmann, who started working for the Cleveland Police Department in early 2014, failed to disclose that although he voluntarily left his job at another department, he was allowed to resign after a series of incidents in which supervisors deemed him unfit for duty, according to Cleveland.com. He also did not disclose that he had failed a written exam for employment at a second police department.

Loehmann shot Rice after he and his partner responded to a 911 call about a person in a park waving a gun. His death became an early touchstone for the Black Lives Matter movement. Video of the shooting showed that Loehmann shot the child, who was holding a toy pellet gun, within two seconds of arriving on the scene. A grand jury declined to charge the officers involved.

A dispatcher who took the initial 911 call was suspended in March for failing to tell the responding officers that the caller had said the person with the gun might be a juvenile and that the gun could be fake. A June 2015 Mother Jones investigation revealed how that failure contributed to the child's  death.

Millennials should really rediscover MASH en masse. It’s dead on aesthetic for this generation.

hereticalapothecary:

Listen, I love witchcraft as much as the next person but it ain’t gonna cure my depression. Now how to enchant my phone so I’ not afraid to make phone calls to potential therapists.

Paying People to Stay Home When They’re Sick Results in Less People Getting Sick:

quakerjoe:

Here’s a revolutionary thought: Letting people stay home when they’re sick without docking their pay could help curb the spread of diseases. Specifically, a new paper from the National Bureau of Economic Research found that the flu rate “decreases significantly” when employees are given paid sick days.

dcfilms:

Chris Pine hopes “Wonder Woman” will mean more diversity among super hero films

xmagnet-o:

smilingbirdmom:

noislandofdreams:

unfriendlygaysocialist:

WHY DON’T U JUST FEED YOUR CHILDREN WITH ALL THAT FOOD U DON’T HAVE IN THE CUPBOARDS?? WHERE’S THE TIN OF SOUP U GOT FROM THE FOOD BANK LAST WEEK? CHECKMATE, PAUPER THIEVES

‘If their parents are poor then their children should go hungry’

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO AGAINST CHILDREN BEING FED???

Because most of these children are children of color.

skyliting:

socialistexan:

theboykingofhell:

lagonegirl:

I hope he wins the lawsuit, a police officer was finally doing the right thing and they penalize him for not being a racist monster!

his name is stephen mader and not only did he refuse to shoot, he actively wanted to help the man (ronald ‘rj’ williams) because he could tell that he was only acting out because of mental illness. rj williams was suicidal and holding an unloaded gun and, while mader didn’t shoot him, a fellow officer (ryan kuzma) did and murdered him on the spot. here is the source and here’s to hoping rj williams gets justice

“Saying the words ‘Just shoot me’ sent up the red flag that he was just trying to harm himself and no one else … That’s what made me make my decision. He needed help”

I hate this fucking world. The guy was actually trying to do his job by actually desculating the situation the right way (desculating these days apparently just means shoot them) and was fired for “failing to eliminate a threat.”

He WASN’T A THREAT. The GUN was NOT LOADED.

I hope he wins this lawsuit and owns the entire city. I hope he becomes the new head of the police academy and fires all the bad cops replacing them with cops like him. I hope he goes all over the country with all his money doing the same thing everywhere.

This is a Good Cop.