ThePrettiestOne

island-delver-go:

I’ll reblog this until it stops being so relevant

betterthankanyebitch:

Solange Knowles

peterparkerrtrash:

real talk lads the second i see leia in the last jedi i’m gonna burst into tears right in the fucking cinema

gaslightgallows:

drkarayua:

rgfellows:

rgfellows:

Doug Jones. The name doesn’t ring a bell, does it? Probably not. But I’m here to tell you that this bitch is fabulous.

He started out as a mime and a professional contortionist. He got into acting and has acted in over 25 movies and numerous television shows. Still doesn’t ring any bells? Probably because Doug’s gig is characters and crazy ass costumes and shit. 

Here’s a picture of him:

Still not look too familiar? Well, maybe you saw Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer?

Doug Jones.

Or, are you a Buffy fan? Remember the episode “Hush”?

Look familiar now? He’s the one in the front.

Did you like the movie Pan’s Labyrinth?

Doug Jones.

Doug Jones.

Did you like the Hellboy movies?

Doug Jones.

Doug Jones.

Doug Mother Fucking Jones.

Or, hey! Were you born in the 90’s? Remember the movie Hocus Pocus that would play on Disney Channel every halloween? Remember this guy?:

Yup. Doug Jones.

Still not convinced of how badass this guy is? Here’s some awesome for you.

It took him 5 hours to get into the Pale Man costume in Pan’s Labyrinth, and, once in it, he could only just slightly see out of the nose holes, but he was mostly blind.

And the costume for Fauno himself? Well, he could only just barely see out of the nose holes in that one, too. The actual head part was filled with mechanics that made the eyebrows and ears move. And those mechanics were so loud that he couldn’t hear while inside of it, so he had to memorize Ofelia’s lines as well as his own so that he could say them in his head to know when to talk. Oh, and he doesn’t actually speak any Spanish at all, so he was memorizing both his, and someone else’s lines in a language he couldn’t speak.

Doug Mother Fucking Jones.

Werk. 

This is once more relevant since Doug Jones is at it again– he’s gonna be the hot fish man in Del Toro’s The Shape of Water.

i’m so ready for doug to fulfill abe sapien fanfic

To say nothing of his role in the new Star Trek series:

theconcealedweapon:

People will honestly ask “Does that poor person deserve food?” but never ask “Does that CEO deserve ten cars, three houses, and two yachts?”

And before you respond with “the poor person is buying that food with someone else’s money”, the CEO bought those luxuries with money earned from other people’s hard work.

michaelblume:

*opens pill botttle*

*opens water bottle*

*pours some water out into my hand*

“Wait. No, that’s…no.”

systlin:

nerdeas:

Very deep meaning

Nice. 

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meatfighter:

trashg0d:

lexluthervandross:

disgustinganimals:

I feel like I’ve just been given respect from a deadly assassin. I suggest you watch this video if you want to know how powerful I am.

that slow deliberate walk is terrifying

I’m on mobile and it isn’t loading but this is still terrifying

I think its beautiful

sridevi:

WONDER WOMAN // The Feminum Mystique: Part 2 (1976)

TImely.

tatiletotesamaze:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Back when I played Halo a ton, I once screamed, “I will scatter your fucking teeth in your grandmother’s garden! Maybe new grandchildren will grow! Grandchildren she can be proud of! Grandchildren that don’t slurp major goblin dick at video games!” so, like. Yeah, you unearth some pretty weird, horrible words during HEATED GAMING MOMENTS, but certainly not racial slurs.

Congratulations on being creative because that certainly went somewhere.

jaimelannistre:

_{It’s coming, Donna. It’s coming from across the stars and nothing can stop it. What is? The darkness.}

willcub:

ariesaav:

fuzzbutt07:

*slams reblog*

Klezmer dolphins.

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

uselessbodyclub:

If you are an adult on the receiving end of sexual attention from a minor, the only appropriate response is a firm, non-negotiable “no.” Not an “I would, but the darn law…” not, “maybe when you’re eighteen,” a “no.” It is your job as the adult to be responsible, and to not abuse the power differential between you. What the minor wants is irrelevant to your obligations. The only appropriate response is “no.”

karis-the-fangirl:

cornflakepizza:

iraniandiaspora:

newwavenova:

stupiduglyfatcunt:

fatbisexualpenguin:

People who say bi erasure doesn’t happen need to realize Freddie Mercury is known as the most famous homosexual man when he identified himself as bisexual. If that’s not bi erasure I don’t even know.

Also PoC erasure, most people don’t know he was 100% Indian

Specifically he was Parsi.
Also raised Zeroastrian.

*zoroastrian 

#i dont think the white boys can handle a queer brown guy being their god

^^^
centuries of religious art featuring white-skinned blue-eyed Jesus have made that pretty clear

anime:

the-fault-in-our-balls:

anime:

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

verbalvomits:

I can’t stop

yep

ayellowbirds:

antiblackness:

evipineschi:

Day 7

this is what we mean when we say proper or professional mental healthcare prioritizes whiteness and that people of color get the shortest end of the stick every time

This is not something exclusive to older therapists, either. So many of the people i encountered in college who were majoring in psych with the goal of providing counseling held these kind of views.

robstmartin:

1) Don’t.

2) Don’t.

3) Don’t.

4) DON’T.

5) He’s a cheating ass trashfire. Don’t date him.

my polyamorous ass was so confused for a minute here

but yeah if he’s monogamous just ew stay away from that trash

tzikeh:

chrmdpoet:

mavericksenatormurkowski:

Since November, more than two dozen women - of all ages, but mostly in their twenties - had approached me in restaurants, theaters, and stores to apologize for not voting or for not doing more to help my campaign. I responded with forced smiles and tight nods. On one occasion, an older woman dragged her adult daughter over by the arm to come talk to me and ordered her to apologize for not voting - which she did, head bowed in contrition. I wanted to stare right in her eyes and say ‘You didn’t vote? How could you note vote?! You abdicated your responsibility as a citizen at the worst possible time! And now you want *me* to make *you* feel better?’ Of course I didn’t say any of that.
These people were looking for absolution that I just couldn’t give. We all have to live with the consequences of our decisions.

Hillary Rodham Clinton, “What Happened”

thegaymccoy:

Representation matters.

Happy Star Trek Day!

gothamsgaygirlgang:

If y'all want to make a clown a gay icon like… Harley Quinn is right there

alexheberling:

meettheghost:

today i learned that “rock lobsters” aren’t just catchy B-52 songs, they are a real and beautiful creature that lives in the ocean

look at this handsome 80s vaporwave animal (wikipedia)

gorgeous. like one of those “animals when filtered through a neural network” pictures, but real. (wikipedia)

according to wikipedia, they are classified as “least concern” conservation status, and it lives mostly in the pacific ocean. it is also edible. captive breeding of the lobster has not been successful due to the complexity of its larval stages (of which there are 11) (that sounds like a lot)

thanks i hope you enjoyed looking at this lobster with me

I had never considered a beautiful lobster

vaspider:

postcardsfromspace:

orchidbreezefc:

dryadgurrl:

cykelops:

- vampires vs xmen
- god damn it where is [insert xmen]
- youre a better leader. no youre a better leader. no youre a better leader. no youre a b
- someone dies
- someone comes back to life
- THE XMEN GO TO SPACE
- magneto is in the yard and wont leave

- Time for the annual kidnapping (either Mags and Charlie or Sabretooth and Logan, occasionally others)
- House blowing up builds character
- Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

-i came back from the future because you need to stop

-your best friend turns out to be mystique

-hey look some new x kids, time to ignore the ones we already had for the rest of *checks watch* forever

-the x men are DISBANDED!!!!!

-alternate universe babies

-your best friend turns out to be a clone/xorn/psychic projection

-well i guess it was Mr. Sinister all along

-fuck the Summers family

-no seriously fuck the Summers family

-i quit the x-men but normal life sucks

-just like the last time but i guess kind of grittier

-fuck the Summers family… IN SPACE

-wellp i guess Charles faked his own death again

-goddamnit Hank don’t put that there

@seananmcguire