ThePrettiestOne

hircineworshipper:

Forcibly reclaim wolf imagery from fascists and white supremacists 2k17, 2k18 and always.

thefireinthewire:

ekjohnston:

macabrekawaii:

jamestiberiusfuckhead:

how to follow the prime directive, by leonard h. mccoy, md

Bless.

I like how he fixes people. I love him.

#I’m convinced everybody on the enterprise just called in sick on the day they reviewed the prime directive#like#What do you mean I can’t use revolutionary medicine a century before it’s been invented?#why can’t i romance this 1930’s girl with philisophical quotes that have yet to be quoted and also with the fact that i’m from the future?#I thought the prime directive was to look cool while cruising at warp 5 (via danamikeda

dailyisaiahmustafa:

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yoccu:

going for a walk in the park is a nice date idea and all, but no amount of layers beats a thick coat of fur when it’s cold.

one-shot strip for Part of the Pack, a story im working on with nocturnalvisionary featuring a werewolf and werefox couple!

officialqueer:

roscoerackham:

So Kate Micucci, voice of Webby Vanderquack in Ducktales (2017) did this pro-gay marriage with Riki Lindhome in response to a Pat Robertson quote about gay marriage leading to sex with ducks.

And.

…just watch it.

And this is one of the less raunchy songs from Garfunkel & Oats (their band).

sourcedumal:

Literally saying ‘I’m mixed’ made their social value go up. 

I don’t ever want to hear another fucking person talk about ‘preference’

It is literal anti blackness driving that shit.

idyllspace:

(via hannasus42)

WHY DID THIS NOT HAPPEN WHY DOES TNT HATE US

best-buffy-lines:

The Prom, 3.20

lieutenant-sapphic:

so i know we’ve all seen this epic incredible work of art but idk if y’all have seen the tweet that goes with it

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darecrow:

sherrlockked:

phantaysia:

surprisebitch:

whatdoesntkilluyou:

my-oddly-drawn-circus:

“Child Abuse: YOU can prevent it.”

A Korean anti-child abuse PSA.

Reblog the hell out of this

this is so brilliant oh my god

i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont”

she’s stabbing him in the throat…

Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe

This Is Sam. He Has Eyebrows

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This Is My Cat Paco. I Also Call Her Exclamation Butt

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Inception Cat

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Marble Beauty

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Hamilton The Hipster Cat

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This Cat Must Have A Secret Identity

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Venus The Two-Faced Kitten

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Cat Wearing Cat Ears

Cinnamon Roll Cat

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A Hitler Cat Look-Alike

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Batcat Plus Look At Those Paws

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The OMG Cat

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This Kitten Has A Heart On His Nose

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This Cat That Curls Up Just Right To Make A Heart

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This Cat Has Fur Eyes Above It’s Real Eyes

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My Friend’s Cat Has A Number 1 On Its Forehead

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There’s A Sword In My Cat’s Fur

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Kitten With A Silhouette Of Himself On His Nose

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My Cat Has A Moustache And An Arrow Pointing To His Crotch, Bringing His A-Game To Manscaping

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Cat With A Cat On His Back

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My Cat Has A Fur Bat-Signal

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Cat With A Permanent Top-Hat

Kitten With ‘Cat’ Written In Its Fur

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My Cat Has An Almost Perfectly Shaped Love Heart On His Butt

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Half Faced Trixie

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jenroses:

round-t-w-o:

plenoptic07:

weavemama:

weavemama:

It was nice knowin y'all

@ science side of tumblr,, ALL JOKES ASIDE WE REALLY NEED YALL TO TELL US IF WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY OR NOT

By “diseases,” they mean microbes (MICROBES, not the same as PATHOGENS), that were living their merry lives in water when it began to freeze over.

Yes, we are going to be okay, at least as far as these little friends are concerned. The odds of a microbe that evolved in an aquatic environment THOUSANDS of years ago suddenly up and adapting to infect a human system as soon as it’s thawed are basically zilch. (The megaviridae [big ass viruses] that are the actual subject of the above clickbait infected ancient amoeba. It would take a TREMENDOUS amount of time and selection pressure for these viruses to learn to infect human systems, even by viral time scales.)

You SHOULD be worried about deforestation, especially in rain forests, which has the potential to release microbes that are more than adapted to mammalian systems and are generally happy to make a zoonotic (animal to human) jump, especially those that primarily infect simians. The major hemorrhagic fevers (Ebola, Marburg) were more than likely first exposed to humans after major deforestation.

Wow im so glad at least someone in this craphole of a website is smart and can educate my dumb ass.

“Science! Reassure us!”

Science: “Yeah, don’t be afraid of that.”

Also Science: “Be afraid of this thing you’ve never heard of. It’s much more likely.”

cpt-tightpants:

kniivila:

Dog does not understand

new-recipe:

videohall:

Mama cat encourages her kitten to escape

THE MAMA CAT IS SO PROUD OF HER KITTEN

Brought A Little Gift

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When I Lifted Her Head, I Almost Died From Laughing. Dentures! An Elderly Couple Owned This House Before Me And I Think Maybe It Was Theirs

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This Is Mr. Slash – A Flower Hunting Adventure Master. He Brings Me Flowers Every Night. He’s Not Hurting The Garden, By The Way

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She’s A Retriever, Not A Genius

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Friend Is A New Mom, Today Her Dog Brought Her This

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While I Was Drinking Coffee This Morning, My Dog Brought Me This. I Have No Idea Where It Came From

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My Sister’s Cat Brought In Another “Dead” Bird, Or So They Thought

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This Is Zoey’s Pillow. If She Likes You, She’ll Bring You The Pillow. You Can’t Touch It, But You Can Look

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Last Day At Work. I Think The Office Dog Wants Me To Stay, He Brought Me All Of His Toys

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My Dog Is Too Good For This World, He Brought Me A Flower

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My Dog Brought Me Some Dirt Today

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Cat Returns With Sausage Stolen From Unknown Neighbor’s Bbq

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Most Cats Bring Dead Animals To Their Loved Ones, But Not My Cat

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What My Dog So Thoughtfully Brought To Me After Rolling Around In The Mud At The Park

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Meet Henry. He Presents Me With This Toy Mouse Every Morning Claiming A Successful Nights Work

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Threw My Dog A Ball And He Brought Me This Lil Guy Instead

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My Girlfriend’s Golden Has To Bring A Gift To Anyone Who Comes To The Door. If She Can’t Find A Toy, She’ll Grab Her Whole Bed And Drag It Across The House Or Pick Up The Shoe You Just Took Off And Give It Back To You

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Charlie’s Brought Me A Tenner

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He Was Jealous Of His Brother’s Hunting Skills So He Ran Outside And Caught A Leaf For Me

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Instead Of A Dead Bird Or Mouse, My Cat Decides To Bring Us Gifts Of Leaves. She’s Been Doing This For Years

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Human, Instead Of A Stick I Brought You A Small Tree

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Our Cat Won’t Stop Bringing Home Sponges

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3rd One My Dog Has Brought Back Inside. We Don’t Have A Garden. At Least We Didn’t Think We Did

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My Wife And I Started Feeding A Stay Cat. He Likes To Bring Us Presents, Normally Its A Dead Mouse, Or A Chicken Bone, Etc. Today He Showed Up With This, No Idea Where He Got It

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Our Dog Brings Us Random Objects To Welcome Us When We Come Home

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My Dog Brought Me A Big Present This Morning

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Not Even A Year Old And My Giant Kitty Is Bringing Me Gifts

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Found This Old Pupper Wandering The Streets And I Returned Him To His Home, He Brought Me His Ducky As A Thank You

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My Dog, Aspen Always Grabs Things Out Of The Pantry And Brings Them To Us With This Face

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My Dog Brings Me Things Out Of My Toolbox Randomly Hoping It’ll Be Something I Need. Sometimes, It Works

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My Cat Keeps Bringing A Candy Cane To My Door. For F*cks Sake Ted Christmas Is Over, Let It Go

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Some Dogs Bring Back Balls, Frisbees Or Sticks. Jack Brought Me A Pigeon. A F*cking Pigeon. Lol

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My Dog Gets So Excited When She Brings Me A Gift

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So My Dog Brought Me A Gift As We Were Leaving The Farm Today

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My Dog Brought An Onion Home

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Our Black Cat Brings Us The Occasional Bird As A Present. Then There’s This Doof. (We Don’t Own A Badminton Set)

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My Cat Constantly Brings Me Lil Gifts And He’s Always Bringing Beatles But This Time It Was Two

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My Cat Brings Me Gifts, She Has Strange Taste For Gifts

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“Get A Dog” They Said, “It’ll Be Fun” They Said Yes That’s A Dead Frog That Paisley Brought Onto My Bed For Me

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My Cat Found An Unattended Cracker And Brought It To Me So I Could Hold It For Her While She Eats It

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boptacular:

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

tenaciousbee:

Fake It Till You Make It. Now available over on my Redbubble. Thanks for all your continued support! <3 

Meet Kinji. He is a friendly young cheetah at Cheetah Experience, a not-for-profit organization in South Africa that provides sanctuary for a number of endangered and threatened species, including cheetahs, leopards, male lions, servals, caracals, African wildcats, wolves, meerkats and a Siberian tiger.

Kinji loves the meerkats, and often goes down to visit them. The feeling, however, is certainly not mutual. Not that Kinji cares! While the meerkats see Kinji as a natural enemy and therefore a threat, Kinji just wants a little attention. Rubbing himself on the enclosure, you can tell from his purrs that while the meerkats furiously try to repel him with fearless attacks, Kinji is actually loving it, mistaking the attacks for friendly grooming.

According to carer Dolph C. Volker, Kinji very rarely purrs and the meerkat ‘attacks’ are one of the only things that gets him do it. “Not even I can get Kinji to purr” he says. “I think Kinji enjoys the scratching the meerkats do to his fur. But they are definitely trying to hurt him.” I guess some like it rough!

You can Visit the Cheetah Experience website to find out more about Kinji and his meerkat frenemies.

More info: Cheetah Experience | Dolph C. Volker

lavengadoraaa:

moonsterm:

Based off a tumblr post but the OP deactivated. didn’t realise i’d yet to post this here lol

@richardrider

spacedijks:

pro-gay:

nokiabae:

Babadook was an annoying but palatable joke but it’s very evident now that gay relationships are still seen as frivolous entertainment 

also like the babadook meme was born out of a technical mistake on Netflix, this is just borderline projecting how straight ppl see gay ppl lol creepy and predatory towards kids

one of the very first things that happens in the novel is pennywise killing and eating a gay man who was just pushed off a bridge by homophobes

warinfinities:

jessmatt: a summary

violent-darts:

osunism:

divinitycas:

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.

He is 100% wrong about rockets (“smarties”).

He is also 100% wrong about candy corn, but he’s delightful.

A post shared by Pickle The Pig (@pickle.the.pig) on Aug 29, 2015 at 8:34am PDT

tastefullyoffensive:

“Pickle, you want a belly rub?” (sound on)

brainstatic:

Hey remember early last year when the Large Hadron Collider overloaded and broke down and people were like “phew good thing nothing weird happened like a shift in reality.” Maybe it’s time to revisit that.

eglantineprice:

reserve:

he help

the menstruation crustacean

It’s a period piece.

briannathestrange:

I am Moana! {x}

requested by anonymous

There’s a rat in your bathroom. What do you do? This guy from Brazil takes what appears to be a reasonable approach, arming himself with a broom to flush out the rat, and his cat to finish the job. Cats are supposed to useful for catching rodents right?

The scene begins as expected, with our master rat catcher whispering confidently ‘’I’m going to kill the rat”, while his faithful sidekick meows menacingly in the background. Then they get to work, cockily and noisily poking around behind the sink in an attempt to intimidate the rat from its hiding place.

Suddenly, a squeak. This rat will not be intimidated! The pure chaos that ensues will leave you wetting yourself as our rat catcher and his cowardly cat are exposed as the frauds they are, before exiting the scene in a hilariously undignified manner.

No doubting who came out on top in this battle! Rat 1 – Dude and Cat, 0.