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If there were more headlines like these maybe I would start reading the news again. [via thechive]                       

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Days after Kid Rock announced intentions to run for the Senate in Michigan—news that I am, for my own well-being, taking with a grain of salt—Caitlyn Jenner revealed that she’s been mulling a Senate bid in California.

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Some tumblr posts go from merely good to hall of fame territory. [via ebaumsworld]                   

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mattmcguigan:

an unwelcome tag-along

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spill-the-stars:

Star Wars + text posts Part XXII

scythfi-writer:

papi-chulo-bucky:

hissorikosrandomness:

tifablog:

nightyignite:

How about instead of taking Gal Gadot out they team up and kick some nasty people’s asses?

TEAM UP

Diana does have a twin. Two Wonder Women, one made from white clay and one from black. 

I’d give my entire college fund to see this happen! 👏🏽❤️

Team up! Team up! Team up!

bigassmagnet:

trashythingsgohere:

Trashy but also positive

Chaotic good white trash

beejohnlocked:

chekhovsgum:

cindymoon:

i’m so tired of the AU where your soulmate’s name is on your wrist. i want my enemy’s name on my wrist. i wanna know who i’m going to have to physically fight eventually. turn on your fucking location

your enemy’s name on one wrist and your soulmate the another. no clue which is which. hope it’s not the same name on both wrists. 

STOP

theocseason4:

i’m keanu reeves running off with this camera he stole from a paparazzi

thelatestkate:

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That autism feeling when you’re at the age that you think you’d like to have kids, but you’re scared because kid’s shouting and playing are a horrible auditory trigger for you.

billpottz:

　　understanding brexit with james acaster
　　mock the week 15.02

shitmygaywifesays:

-You are the cause of all entropy.

-I don’t know how, but I’m going to blame you for all my problems.

-Life on this earth is brief.

-What do you think about the plight of the Jewish people, Miss Kitty?

-You have to ask yourself, Miss Kitty, would your rather be comforted by a lie or strengthened by the truth?

-You occupy a very small space in a very large world, but your conscience is ever the umbrella. You also have a cute kitty butt.

- (after the cat ate a ribbon and threw it up) You wanted to be beautiful on the inside, didn’t you?

-You understand that life is meaningless and we must take pleasure where we can. And for you that is on this blue blanket.

-I will fight you in hell upon a mound of bones, Miss Kitty.

-You are a single bead in the string of lives that I hold together.

-You can get used to a certain kind of poison, Miss Kitty

-Sometimes that little light escapes the darkness of your heart, and then you cage it again.

- I… am SO PROUD to have a cat that would murder her children.

       -(justifying it) Come on! She’d be a terrible mother!

- We can’t be equals until you get a job, you goddamn freeloader.

- You and your eight nipples are shit.

- You have just enough common sense to not piss on your tail, Miss Kitty.

bobbedrake:

Buffy + Most Heartbreaking Scenes

anarchetypal:

so i’m riding the elevator up to my apartment when the emergency phone in the elevator starts ringing 

and i just stand there for a second because this thing is like thirty years old and has never rung or even been used from what i know

but eventually i answer it thinking maybe something’s wrong with the elevator?? it’s an emergency phone it’s probably an emergency??? i dunno

except i shit you not it’s a telemarketer 

a telemarketer that’s as confused as i am when i finally interrupt him mid-spiel to inform him he has the wrong number and then interrupt him again to explain further that “uh, no, seriously, this is an elevator phone. i’m standing in an elevator. talking to you. on the emergency phone. i really think you got the wrong number”

“oh,” says telemarketer guy.

“yeah,” i say.

there’s some mutually-confused silence.

“so, this is my stop,” i say. “i gotta go.”

“oh,” says telemarketer guy.

“good luck,” i add, because telemarketer guy seems like he’s having an existential crisis. and then i hang up on him, because he’s having an existential crisis and won’t actually end the call, and because again i’m talking on an elevator emergency phone and, you know, this is my stop, i gotta go.

thinkofallthestoriesyoullhave:

_{‘Her spirit is so strong.’ x}

After months and months of rumors, speculation, and flat out waiting, we finally know who is taking on the TARDIS as the thirteenth Doctor in season 11. Ladies and gents, say hello to your new Time Lord: Jodie Whittaker, the first woman in Doctor Who’s 54-year history to land the title role.

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Well played, Reebok

thebibliosphere:

skywalkerapologist:

Things I had never considered about Alderaan’s destruction until this very moment: this
Things I was not prepared to start bawling over at midnight: also this, holy shit

goon:

i cant breathe

keatulie:

imagine being a little kid in 2017 and your parents put this on for you and you have absolutely no familiarity with the original film

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeah, all my knowledge of willy wonka comes second-hand through that one futurama episode, so i’m seeing this and i am noping the fuck out, what the fucking shit, dudes

cornchipmeteor:

shortcakes:

Can u believe there are ppl who socialize every day… like all day.. and dont become extremely exhausted from it??????

sounds fake

herongale:

misspuffbaby:

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this is possibly the best cat video with no actual cat in it that I have ever seen

copperbadge:

ameliahcrowley:

thejabberwocki:

inspirobot made the most Sam Vimes thing I’ve ever seen

@copperbadge

Confirmed. He’s trying to arrest a galaxy as we speak. (It was speeding.)