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Me: I wonder if there'll ever be bars that just serve uppers. Also me: GOD I'd kill for a triple espresso right now.
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Hovertext: Pro Tip: Any quote that sounds pithy was either (A) never said by the person who supposedly said it, or (B) at least somewhat contradicted by the surrounding sentences in the original source.
I encountered this nifty fact reading Dr. Liben's new, and excellent, paper!

Hovertext: The most American ballet is PRO WRESTLING.
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