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24 Jul 22:13

obiguadkenobi: WHY THE EVERLIVIN FUCK WOULD THEY CUT THIS OUT?...















obiguadkenobi:

WHY THE EVERLIVIN FUCK WOULD THEY CUT THIS OUT? THIS IS SO AMANDA.

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20 Jul 10:49

Take Photos of Stove Dials Before You Leave for Vacation

Take Photos of Stove Dials Before You Leave for Vacation:

iamgwenslongroadhome:

shrewreadings:

Jesus that’s brilliant. 

Right up there with ‘take the hairdryer to the office with you.’ Solution. 

@buythefnsquirrel

20 Jul 01:47

thewitchcourse: markv5: Внебрачный сын пчелы и тигра…

ThePrettiestOne

I believe it.



thewitchcourse:

markv5:

Внебрачный сын пчелы и тигра…

20 Jul 01:00

Comparing presidential administrations

by noreply@blogger.com (Minnesotastan)
ThePrettiestOne

My takeaway is don't let republicans get comfortable.


I ultimately relied on Wikipedia’s list of federal political scandals in the U.S., but limited it to only the executive branch scandals that actually resulted in a criminal indictment. I also decided to only go back as far as Richard Nixon, whose participation in Watergate ultimately resulted in him being the only sitting president to ever resign. This lets many other scandal-ridden administrations off the hook—notably that of Warren Harding and the Teapot Dome scandal, and of Ulysses S. Grant and the Whiskey Ring and Black Friday scandals—but so be it.

The chart only includes people who served in the administration, and excludes others (like members of Congress and private individuals) who may have also been swept up and indicted for the same scandal. The “Convictions” list includes both those who went to trial and were found guilty as well as those who plea bargained and pleaded guilty. The “Prison Sentences” should be considered a minimum figure, as Wikipedia's list wasn’t always clear on penalties and I wasn’t able to look all of the unclear ones up. 
Full details at The Daily Kos (where you can leave your comments).
20 Jul 00:52

queerblckweirdo: babyanimalgifs: I don’t know what’s funnier.....

ThePrettiestOne

blessed video, is that a thing yet?



queerblckweirdo:

babyanimalgifs:

I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD

@marsincharge
20 Jul 00:44

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ThePrettiestOne

When I worked in hospitality, I would get those men all the time. Some days it was all I could do to not say, "if you want me to smile, then go away and make me smile."



20 Jul 00:41

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ThePrettiestOne

also a raccoon person, a possum person, a bear person, a wolf person, a bird person...



20 Jul 00:17

Source

ThePrettiestOne

But, you know, we've known that all along.

19 Jul 23:18

thecedarcopse on Instagram: “Hand cast #astrology divination piece cast from teeth"

thecedarcopse on Instagram: “Hand cast #astrology divination piece cast from teeth":

Divination pieces cast from teeth.  A couple folks’ aesthetic, I think. 

@euripidesredux @goodbyeomelas

19 Jul 23:18

junosteeles:🔥 Big mood.













junosteeles:

🔥

Big mood.

19 Jul 23:13

the-future-now: A Republican congressman asked a NASA expert if...

ThePrettiestOne

I'm halfway to wishing he'd said yes and blamed the die-off on climate change.

19 Jul 21:33

10+ Times Women Won The Internet With Their Hilarious Tweets In 2017

by Greta J.

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19 Jul 21:26

Take Photos of Stove Dials Before You Leave for Vacation

by Nicole Dieker
ThePrettiestOne

you know the boyfriend's going to have to document the entire apartment, now, right?

If you’re the kind of person who spends the first ten minutes of the Lyft ride to the airport worrying that you accidentally left the oven on—even if you didn’t even use the oven that day—you can quell your anxious brain with a quick smartphone precaution.

Read more...

19 Jul 21:21

SourceFull list: (note - the last one is kinda transphobic,...

ThePrettiestOne

If we can't skip "girl Hitler" can we just go with the obvious and grant the title to Ivanka?



Source

Full list: (note - the last one is kinda transphobic, having a laugh at the idea “Samantha Bee isn’t a woman?”)

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My response for anyone who argues, “why not leave all my childhood classics alone? Go make different movies/shows!”

19 Jul 20:35

Wisconsin Bill Would Forbid UW-Madison From Teaching OB/GYN Residents How to Perform Abortions

by Joanna Rothkopf on The Slot, shared by Julianne Escobedo Shepherd to Jezebel
ThePrettiestOne

Wouldn't this be grounds for suing the school, at least for those student who went there expecting an education?

A GOP bill would block faculty at University of Wisconsin-Madison from teaching OB-GYN residents how to perform abortions. Because a foolproof way of improving women’s healthcare is to make doctors worse at their jobs.

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19 Jul 18:33

Bad Panoramas Created Failed Science Experiments (17 Pics)

by Derek
ThePrettiestOne

Picasso was more ahead of his time than we realized.

Watch out: you’re playing God with that camera app. [via sadanduseless]                 

The post Bad Panoramas Created Failed Science Experiments (17 Pics) appeared first on Pleated-Jeans.com.

19 Jul 17:40

what-even-is-thiss: squiddleprincess: From now on I will only accept love triangles if they end...

what-even-is-thiss:

squiddleprincess:

From now on I will only accept love triangles if they end in:

  1. Polyamory
  2. The main character rejecting both love interests and staying single
  3. The two love interests giving up on the main character because how hard is it to make a damn choice?

4. The two people pining after the main person end up with each other instead.

19 Jul 16:35

dailydris: “The Tower is all that stands between light and...













dailydris:

“The Tower is all that stands between light and darkness. For thousands of generations the gunslingers were knights. Sworn to protect it. Now I’m the only one left.”

19 Jul 15:22

thetrippytrip: “why is wonder woman even so important???” me: Wonder Woman teaching young girls...

thetrippytrip:

“why is wonder woman even so important???”

me:

Wonder Woman teaching young girls about feminism. Superheroes is not only for boys. Young girls finally has representation. Its so important

19 Jul 13:03

rubegoldbergsaciddreams: oh no

19 Jul 11:25

breaktotheotherside: The last season of America is getting...



breaktotheotherside:

The last season of America is getting crazier every day.

19 Jul 11:11

kaijutegu: proteusolm: There’s something really terrifying about the concept of being pursued by...

kaijutegu:

proteusolm:

There’s something really terrifying about the concept of being pursued by something that can only walk slowly after. Just slooowly following. You can chill for a while if you get far enough away but it’s still coming.

That’s called “persistence hunting” and it’s how humans hunted all sorts of megafauna to extinction, as well as what let our species become so disperse and so numerous. Our existence is a horror story told from the monster’s perspective.

19 Jul 10:58

lostinsideyoux: thetroublesofbeingtrans: I think some adults need to realize that teens don’t...

lostinsideyoux:

thetroublesofbeingtrans:

I think some adults need to realize that teens don’t dislike adults because teens are rebellious and punk, a lot of kids and teens dislike adults because every interaction they’ve had with them is dismissing and condescending 

I’m not even a teenager anymore and I still feel like this.
19 Jul 10:57

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19 Jul 01:32

rejectedprincesses: Princess Party (Oglaf) This comic is from...

ThePrettiestOne

Like, literal and truly bizarre pornography. I highly recommend it.



rejectedprincesses:

Princess Party (Oglaf)

This comic is from the colossally not-safe-for-work comic Oglaf. This is one of their very occasional PG-rated entries – be forewarned, virtually everything else there is outright pornography.

19 Jul 00:53

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ThePrettiestOne

hahahahaha
no
I don't trust programmers. They always fuck it all up.



18 Jul 23:02

yellowjuice: carbink: brainstatic: I feel like a Christian arts and crafts store engaging with...

ThePrettiestOne

This is the title of the Leverage/Middleman au

yellowjuice:

carbink:

brainstatic:

I feel like a Christian arts and crafts store engaging with ISIS in a Mesopotamian tablet smuggling ring should be more than a one-day story. 

Hobby Lobby’s Hammurabi robbing hobby

I can’t believe you’ve done this

18 Jul 22:12

cascadingcrusader: kitchikishangout: I just heard two kids playing outside and one goes ‘I do not...

cascadingcrusader:

kitchikishangout:

I just heard two kids playing outside and one goes

‘I do not fear the dark side’

then another kid goes

‘YOU SHOULD’

and then I just hear a WHACK noise and then crying

That is the sound of childhood happening

18 Jul 20:17

jewishtango: jewishtango: jewishtango: them: hey so what gender are youme: oh actually i… i lost my...

jewishtango:

jewishtango:

jewishtango:

them: hey so what gender are you
me: oh actually i… i lost my gender in a terrible accident. its very hard for me to talk abt

them: hey so what gender are you
me: ok so you know that feeling where u arent sure whether or not you’ve left the stove on?
them: ….yeah?
me: its that

them: what’s ur gender
me: oh i have this condition where im allergic to the sugar found in gender, its called genderose-intolerance

18 Jul 19:59

#1568 – Bad dog (No Comments)

by Chris
ThePrettiestOne

That dog is a terrible dog. However, he makes an awesome cat.