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Sandra Bland should be turning 30 years today. She was murdered a year and a half ago, and even though her name may not be trending anymore, she still matters and always will!
Gone too soon, but you will always be missed and won’t ever be forgotten. You’re forever in our hearts…
Happy birthday, Queen! May your soul rest in peace.
#SayHerName #SandraBland
Boost Your Confidence In Social Situations With the "60 Seconds" Game
ThePrettiestOnehahahahahaha
Clearly not advice intended for the face-blind.
"Yes, TPO, I know who you are, we've been working on the same floor for a year now."

Sometimes finding your confidence is as simple as breaking the ice. The next time you’re at a conference, party, or other social event, try this game for a quick confidence boost.
Donald Trump Offers to 'Destroy' Career of a Texas State Senator Who Displeased a Sheriff
ThePrettiestOneNot inappropriate behavior at ALL.

Donald Trump met Thursday with county sheriffs from around the nation, where he took the opportunity to assure everyone he’s tough on crime, pro-building that wall, and loves casual, party-time revenge.
becketts:carrie fisher + trash cans
ThePrettiestOneJust because you're trash, it doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's a garbage CAN, not a garbage CAN NOT.
jadelyn: mrs-transmuter: It’s so gross and hypocritical to frame food waste as a personal failing....
It’s so gross and hypocritical to frame food waste as a personal failing. Like, people are dying of hunger because someone forgot some leftovers at the back of their fridge and ended up throwing them away. Major chain grocery stores throw away millions of pounds of food because it’s “too much work” to donate it, and then poison it and destroy it when they throw it away to punish dumpster diving.
Waste is not a personal failing. It’s engineered by corporations, and they profit off of obscuring that.
Much like water waste - shaming a dripping bathroom faucet for wasting water, while hundreds of gallons get wasted in industrial settings.
Always be suspicious of micro-focused framing of environmental issues, when there’s the possibility of macro-level issues hiding behind them.
micdotcom: 19 Jewish rabbis arrested for protesting Donald...


19 Jewish rabbis arrested for protesting Donald Trump’s Muslim ban at Trump Tower
- On Monday, 19 rabbis were arrested for protesting Trump’s executive order on refugees and Muslim immigrants at the Trump Tower in New York City.
- The protest consisted of about 200 Jewish clergy members holding up posters defending Muslims and refugees, beating drums and shaking tambourines at around 7 p.m.
- Rabbi Lauren Grabelle Herrmann, one of the rabbis at the protest, said the rabbis who were arrested — 11 women, eight men — belong to a Jewish social justice group called T'ruah.
- The rabbis were arrested for blocking traffic at the hotel as they prayed after their march through Manhattan’s Upper West Side. Read more
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sashayed: ”[Denmark] is the only case we know of in which the Nazis met with open native resistance,...
”[Denmark] is the only case we know of in which the Nazis met with open native resistance, [and] the result seems to have been that those exposed to it changed their minds. They themselves apparently no longer looked upon the extermination of a whole people as a matter of course. They had met resistance based on principle, and their ‘toughness’ had melted like butter in the sun; they had even been able to show a few timid beginnings of genuine courage.
That the ideal of ‘toughness’…was nothing but a myth of self-deception, concealing a ruthless desire for conformity at any price, was clearly revealed at the Nuremberg Trials, where the defendants accused and betrayed each other and assured the world that they ‘had always been against it’ or claimed, as Eichmann was to do, that their best qualities had been ‘abused’ by their superiors. (In Jerusalem, he accused ‘those in power’ of having abused his ‘obedience.’) …The atmosphere had changed, and although most of them must have known that they were doomed, not a single one of them had the guts to defend the Nazi ideology.”
Hannah Arendt, “Eichmann in Jerusalem: A Report on the Banality of Evil.”
Overturning Roe v Wade is not the end goal.
ThePrettiestOneIf you wanna prove to me that you're only interested in reducing abortion to the lowest rate possible, then you need to start harping on providing safe, free, readily available birth control FIRST. Otherwise, you're just talking.
Abolishing abortion is not the end goal.
The end goal is that every human being has equal protection under the law.
Truly ending abortion means switching our thinking. We are not out to restrict or ban something. We are fighting to protect vulnerable human beings from the systematic violation of their basic rights, not just to life, but to be treated as a human being under the law.
If the law says you cannot kill someone, the preborn need to count as “someone.”
When we accomplish that, we will end abortion in America.
You will never.
EVER. End abortion. Ever. It will literally never happen. All that will happen if you get your way is that thousands of scared, desperate people will die. Don’t try to tell us you want equal protection for everyone when you clearly don’t give a shit about what will happen if abortion is abolished.
Pregnant people will die or seriously injure themselves attempting to preform DIY abortions, doctors will go to prison for helping them, parents mourning miscarriages will be investigated like criminals, maybe even thrown in prison, doctors will be afraid to help pregnant people who have complications, pregnant people will die after being denied proper treatment for misscarriges, etc, etc.
That is what you are advocating for, OP.
“The end goal is that every human being has equal protection under the law*
*except of course for pregnant people who we want to have fewer rights than corpses because we’d rather have them suffer and die from back alley abortions and treatable conditions than give them control over their bodies.”So, you want to end abortions…. Let’s pretend for just a second that there is NEVER a medically necessary abortion ever, that there are NO people out there who will need to end a wanted pregnancy to save their own lives and possibly even continue parenting already born children, because there IS and there ARE, but let’s just pretend!
If you want to end abortion then what we need to do is institute on going age appropriate factual medically accurate inclusive comprehensive education regarding sex, sexuality, gender identity/expression, reproduction and birth control. Also a total end to slut shaming, a TOTAL END.
If you want to end abortion what we need to do is set up a system where birth control options are easily accessed and affordable to everyone across the board. I’m talking from basic condoms to tubal ligation and vasectomies. ALL THE OPTIONS. This would prevent unwanted and unintended pregnancies.
If you want to end abortion we need to develop the support structure for families. Paid parental leave for all jobs, for both parents. Affordable, reliable, regulated child care options that extend into the evenings and nights because not all parents can find jobs during “normal working hours”. Increased access to affordable, dependable, nutritious food. Affordable housing options.
But all of that is us just pretending that MEDICAL REASONS FOR AN ABORTION aren’t a thing that exists. Because if you say “well, they just shouldn’t have sex”, then you’re a cruel excuse for a human being … and this is coming from a sex-indifferent asexual.
But you know what? Absolutely NONE of that matters, because if a pregnant person doesn’t want to be pregnant they have the right to abort. Doesn’t matter what the reason for the abortion is, people who can get pregnant are the only people who can decide if they, personally as individuals, want to be pregnant.
TL;DR: We can’t, on a practical, realistic level, end abortion. You’d only prevent SAFE abortions, and if you aren’t the one who’s pregnant then mind your own business.
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Spread this around; remind the world that for every Nazi, there’s an entire train full of sensible people capable of basic moral behaviour.
When Trump Visits England, Parliament May Close Their Doors to Him
ThePrettiestOneI honestly love the media's ability to photograph him mid-bray.

British Prime Minister Theresa May invited Donald Trump, our fluorescent ham rump-in-chief, to visit the United Kingdom just days after his inauguration. On this trip, he would meet Queen Elizabeth II (heaven help her) and, typically, he would address Parliament. But there’s a slight wrinkle in this itinerary:…
thehornedwitch: Don’t be a bookworm. Be a bookwyrm. Hoard books. Eat your enemies. Kill all...
ThePrettiestOneWait, that's NOT what I've been supposed to be doing?
Don’t be a bookworm.
Be a bookwyrm.
Hoard books. Eat your enemies. Kill all dissenters. Terrorize the english countryside.
prokopetz: Folks often rag on TVTropes and its various imitators for being cliquish and badly...
ThePrettiestOneYeah....
Um, that's not something that TV Tropes in any way started. That's just human stupidity. What, this thing has issues? We must do exactly the opposite! What, doing exactly the opposite causes a small problem? We must do the exact opposite, but harder! Doing exactly the opposite but harder caused a shitstorm? We need to do the EXACT OPPOSITE BUT LOUDER AND LONGER...
I'm pretty convinced that this is gonna be how humanity bites it.
Folks often rag on TVTropes and its various imitators for being cliquish and badly organised, but I’m inclined to think their real crime is the work they’ve done to popularise the notion of “subverting” tropes - i.e., the notion that if you want to defy a trope, all you need to do is identify its most salient features, then do the exact opposite.
This idea has wormed its way into a great deal of online media analysis, particularly when it comes to discussion of racism and sexism in media; how often do you see a book or a film roundly praised for “subverting” this or that problematic trope?
The trouble is, that doesn’t actually work.
Most of the time, the exact opposite of a sexist or racist trope is merely another sexist or racist trope.
It’s insidious like that.
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ThePrettiestOneYou DESERVE cuteness
Listen to the Impossibly Adorable Sounds of a Baby Sloth
They sound as cute as they look.
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A little video we all should take a moment to watch and think about.
Instead of thinking about what divides us we should think about what we have in common…
I’ve reblogged this on every account I have.
This is simplistic and intended to tug on heartstrings and all that shit but guys I really needed to see something about people not being dicks so if you needed that too please watch this.
Thanks for this, Denmark.
Watch The Doctor Regenerate Through Space and Time in This Charming Fan Animation

Coming off last week’s news that Peter Capaldi will leave Doctor Who by the end of this year, we stumbled across this bittersweet animation from 2015, in which all of New Who‘s Doctors run through time and space. Artist Adrianna Ojrzanowska makes the most of her simple medium (paper and pen) to show the recurring themes in the series—that is, the aforementioned running from page to page. But the end of each page also signals a regeneration, and/or the loss of a companion.
Maybe it’s the Coldplay song, or the fact that the new series’ handful of regenerations have hit us in all the feels, but this short video very effectively shows the transition from Nine to Ten to Eleven to Twelve. (No War Doctor, though?)
And if the video’s got you choked up, you can revisit Emily Asher-Perrin’s piece on how to survive a regeneration.
Springtime for Scammers
spiritscraft: vampireapologist: “where do you see yourself in five years” slightly dehydrated,...
“where do you see yourself in five years”
slightly dehydrated, eating refried beans out of a can in an abandoned old metal trailer in the desert. My look can be described as “grungey power ranger shounen.” With me are four other people with similar aesthetics, dipping their feet in a duct-taped wading pool and sharing a cooler of popsicles. Against a cinder-block fire-pit that may or may not shelter multiple rattlesnakes leans a bright yellow vespa that may or may not be able to hover, and a goat is chewing on what’s left of a potted plant just outside the trailer’s front door. On an old radio with antenna longer than I am tall, tuned into an un-locatable radio station, my chemical romance crackles in and out. The government thinks I’m dead and my student loans are void. Things are good.
The ending really floored me.
10+ US Presidents When They Were Young
ThePrettiestOneOK, but I'm disturbed that there was apparently 5 seconds in 1933 where Richard Nixon was HAWT.
Barack Obama, Age 18

Theodore Roosevelt, Age 20

Bill Clinton, Age 22 And 26

John F. Kennedy, Age 21 And 20

Abraham Lincoln, Late 30s (Earliest Confirmed Photo)

Ronald Reagan, Age 29

Franklin Roosevelt, Age 18

Gerald Ford, Age 18 And 20

Jimmy Carter, Age 18

Woodrow Willson, About 19 Years Old

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There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.
Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic
#ok i understand ppl would take the romancey route here#but imagine the werewolf’s mother#or grandmother#some wizened old woman or middle aged woman#with wrinkles or hands toughened from years of labor#just going out into the woods#where even the men with axes won’t go anymore#and facing down the ravening beast#and saying#it’s time to come home
Or the grandmother throwing the werewolf’s clothes at it and being all “God damn it Jerry, put your fucking clothes back on.”
I am right here for the grandma vs werewolf stories.
All I can think of is the mom pulling the middle name out.
LEONARD JAMES LUPIN JR YOU STOP RAMPAGING RIGHT THIS INSTANTThe werewolves best bro running into the woods with the clothes and smacking him with it .
“YOU BITCH YOU SAID WE WOULD STUDY TONIGHT DUDE I NEED A GOOD GRADE IN ENGLISH AND YOU OWN THAT CLASS GET YOUR CLOTHES ON GET YOUR ASS IN MY CAR AND WE ARE STUDING!”
Just because……. Best friend platonic love
@thelastpilot ~Cough Cough~
Hahaha! I love all of these!!
Trump Is Literally Stumbling Around in the Dark; Didn't Mean to Put Bannon on NSC
ThePrettiestOne"For one, Trump’s aides cannot figure out how to turn on the lights in the cabinet room, so they conduct meetings in the dark and try different doors until one opens and leads them to an exit."
And we all thought those were JOKES about Biden booby trapping the White House. He showed us!

On Sunday, reporters Maggie Haberman and Glenn Thrush published an article in the New York Times providing an inside look at Trump’s White House that will make you laugh until you cry until your brain is oozing out of your butt.





























