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27 Feb 19:53

aviewfrommercury: bene-geserit: galesofnovember: wild-guy: “I...











aviewfrommercury:

bene-geserit:

galesofnovember:

wild-guy:

“In a performance protest against the Australian shark cull and the global slaughter of sharks, a woman risks it all to dance on the sea floor with swarms of tiger sharks up to 17 feet long without any dive or protective gear.” (x)

The woman in the video is Hannah Fraser, and yes, it’s real.  Hannah Fraser is a professional mermaid/free-diver who does shit like this all the time

YOOOOOOO.

I’m not saying I have a mad-crush on this amazing shark-mermaid-lady, but I have a mad-crush on this amazing shark-mermaid-lady.

27 Feb 19:52

sapphicazathoth: wittyusernamed: durgeth: durgeth: why do people always advertise skin products...

sapphicazathoth:

wittyusernamed:

durgeth:

durgeth:

why do people always advertise skin products as making your skin “radiant”? like “clean” and “clear” i get but i’ve never once looked at myself in the mirror and thought, “you know what would be better? if i were bioluminescing like some sort of hideous deep-sea creature”

actually, you know what, if clerasil is gonna straight up turn me into some aquatic horrorterror, sign me the fuck up. fuck college, i’m all about that “lurking in swamps and frightening sleep-deprived drivers on long interstate trips with my literally radiant skin” life now. we gon be a cryptid for a living

reblog if youd rather be a cryptid

Catch me devouring hitchikers in the midwest with my extendable prehensile jaws.

27 Feb 19:51

roachpatrol: new-boot-goofin: blazepress: Extremely...



roachpatrol:

new-boot-goofin:

blazepress:

Extremely photogenic tiger.

Bless

THE LARGEST BLEP

27 Feb 19:51

beautiful-wildlife:Lynx by © Jongsung Ryu

27 Feb 19:50

Bannon Admits Trump's Cabinet Nominees Were Selected To Destroy Their Agencies.

Bannon Admits Trump's Cabinet Nominees Were Selected To Destroy Their Agencies.:

technicolorrelays:

jeanjauthor:

Dismantling = Deconstructing = Destruction.

This is an open admission of a mission to destroy the Executive Branch.

Let me repeat that so it sinks in:

This is an open admission that Bannon is trying to DESTROY THE GOVERNMENT.

THAT.  IS.  TREASON.

Why is this fucker still running around free?

2/23/2017

27 Feb 17:16

The Other Oscars Blunder: The In Memoriam Segment Used a Photo of a Woman Who Isn’t Dead

by Hunter Harris
ThePrettiestOne

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91ocole.phtml
Now she returns with a new album, "Unforgettable: Natalie Cole Sings With all Her Dad's Dead Old Friends".
...
Announcer: And, of course, the legendary Tammy Wynette.

Tammy Wynette: Hey! I am not dead! (I am not dead)
This is how rumors gets started! (this is how rumors get started)
Cut it out, bitch! (cut it out, bitch)


Australian producer Jan Chapman is very much alive. The Oscars’ “In Memoriam” segment, however, paired Chapman’s photo with the card for Janet Patterson, an Australian costume designer who died in October 2015. Patterson had been nominated for four Oscars over the course of her career (for The Piano, The Portrait ... More »
27 Feb 16:35

ekjohnston: ironychan: Thousands of years ago, somebody looked at a flock of sheep and went, “well,...

ekjohnston:

ironychan:

Thousands of years ago, somebody looked at a flock of sheep and went, “well, they aren’t cold.”

Guys. Guys.

It’s so much better than that.

So once upon a time, goats and sheep were essentially the same animal, and all of them had hair. Now, you can do some stuff with hair, but you can’t do a lot, so mostly sheep/goats were kept for meat and milk.

Except then a mutation showed up, and some of the sheep/goats had WOOL instead. And someone realized that 1. you could spin that shit, and 2. then you could WEAVE that shit, and 3. IT GREW BACK.

Generations of selective breeding ensued. Two visibly discrete species emerged, one primarily for meat and milk, and the other primarily for wool. They also have different behavioural characteristics, because independence was not helpful in a sheep, so it was bred out of them. Sheep remain one of the few non-draft animals that we farm even though they are not delicious.

The most similar part of sheep and goats that remains today is their skeleton. On an archaeological dig, you find THOUSANDS of bones and bone fragments that can only be identified as “sheep/goat”. It’s incredibly frustrating, but also kind of hilarious after you’ve spent enough time in the sun.

ANYWAY, human beings have always been smart and surprisingly good at changing nature because they want a sweater.

27 Feb 15:48

oddysoddrealm: @glumshoe for your many utilities-carrying needs.



oddysoddrealm:

@glumshoe for your many utilities-carrying needs.

27 Feb 13:31

rocknlobster: santapau: 11 habits of highly creative...













rocknlobster:

santapau:

11 habits of highly creative people

It’s my birthday so I will indulge in reposting this old favorite nonsense

Where has this comic been all my life?! (link to this one in the archive)

27 Feb 12:36

Nobody paid this protester

by Celia Rivenbark

      Suiting up for my very first protest march recently, I took care that the pink “pussy hat” a friend had ordered for me from Etsy was tilted with just the right mix of solemn jauntiness. Which is hard to pull off, by the way. The day before, I had bought poster board edged in […]

The post Nobody paid this protester appeared first on Celia Rivenbark.

27 Feb 12:29

baawri: Anousheh Ansari (the first Muslim women to go to space)...





















baawri:

Anousheh Ansari (the first Muslim women to go to space) accepts the Oscar for Best Foreign Film, The Salesman, on behalf of Asghar Farhadi

27 Feb 02:54

Suicide Squad Is Now an Oscar-Winning Movie

by Katharine Trendacosta

Congratulations to Alessandro Bertolazzi, Giorgio Gregorini, and Christopher Nelson. I mean that sincerely, because in addition to actually doing some great makeup work but who also had to work under what I imagine to be truly unnecessarily awful conditions.

Read more...

27 Feb 02:15

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27 Feb 02:11

part2of3:Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League: Gotham...





















part2of3:

Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League: Gotham City Breakout

27 Feb 00:36

SourceTo clarify: she’s not talking about “framing” as...



Source

To clarify: she’s not talking about “framing” as in “falsely accuse of a crime.” She means, “when we think about rape we are focusing on “how did she (our daughter, our sister) let this happen to her,” and not “why did he (our brother, our father) do this?!?”

27 Feb 00:05

All Black girls have good hair.

grabetsi:

unapologetically-insane:

z-ah-vee-on-na:

plussizedhiiipy:

rosalynsworldwide:

sapphiredoves:

kahlil-themulattolinguist:

bellekiyah:

97tilforever:

cosmic-noir:

letmeprosper:

afatblackfairy:

k1ngpengu1n:

darkareolas:

kiidd-dope:

codeinecoveredlips:

imshy-sayhi:

kurotsuchi-sterling:

heyblackrose:

haelroyale:

sapphiredoves:

sstaay-golden:

lemmesitthisassonyou:

keep it going

Keep the lies going

I don’t believe Black Tumblr sent for any Beckys. I didn’t send for it. Did any of y'all send for it??

Becky just mad she gotta wash her hair every day so she don’t attract animals

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Like we was saying…. ALL black girls have good hair. 😊


White people stay taking these L’s man 😂

Don’t forget black girl with sort hair now!

And dreads

So much good hair!

I am so happy with what this post turned into.

Our hair will have you sea sick 😷🌊 Becky better take seats child …

YES BLACK WOMEN 👏🏼☺️

I love this post!!

26 Feb 23:50

autism problem #827

ThePrettiestOne

Story of my entire life.

when people give you a list of social rules but it doesn’t help because social rules are too complex and fluid for the list to be of any use

26 Feb 21:11

Photo

ThePrettiestOne

...when I finish the internet



26 Feb 21:10

argumate: isis-: hadlow-brown: spikespiegell: spikespiegell: where is that video of a guy...

argumate:

isis-:

hadlow-brown:

spikespiegell:

spikespiegell:

where is that video of a guy playing the shire theme on a flute to an ostrich who starts dancing seductively. that video made me laugh so hard i nearly threw up and i need it

i found it

i have never been that excited to see a video after reading a description of it

the video does not disappoint, at all

now do taking the hobbits to isengard

26 Feb 21:09

thebestoftumbling: toothless



thebestoftumbling:

toothless

26 Feb 21:08

ruinedchildhood: Yvette Nicole on being 45 and waiting for Mr....

26 Feb 21:06

roysyesterdayjam: slavetomyheadcanon: Just in case you needed a...



roysyesterdayjam:

slavetomyheadcanon:

Just in case you needed a reminder of how big wolves actually are… because sometimes when there’s no context for size, I tend to think of them as a lot smaller than they really are.

If anyone asks tell them I’ve left to live with the wolves.

26 Feb 21:04

yourfictionmyreality: yisaldifferentfromotherknights: stavvers: I’ve just come to the...

yourfictionmyreality:

yisaldifferentfromotherknights:

stavvers:

I’ve just come to the realisation that Hermione Granger probably memory charmed her parents and packed them off to Australia long before she told Harry and Ron she’d done it at the beginning of Deathly Hallows.

She literally never goes home from Goblet of Fire onwards, spending her summers with the boys instead. In GoF she’s remarkably blase about her teeth, something her dentist parents would have noticed and felt hurt about. 

If I were to guess, I’d say she probably did it after the wizarding world cup when she’d seen exactly how the wizarding world treats muggles and decided not to let that happen to her folks. Hermione knows which way the wind is blowing and gets in early. She’d be more than capable of doing it. 

…Oh my God.

hermione is fucking ruthless and i will fight anyone who tells me otherwise

that was her “negative” gryffindor trait

was she incredibly brave and courageous and loyal? yes

but she was also vicious and violent and trapped a woman as a beetle in a jar for over a year because she pissed her off

26 Feb 20:55

animatedamerican: glumshoe: anyone else feel like one of the beams has fallen? Cracked, maybe....

animatedamerican:

glumshoe:

anyone else feel like one of the beams has fallen?

Cracked, maybe. Yeah.

We are not lost yet.

26 Feb 20:54

sapphorb: stimmyabby: rapunkzle: s/o to my anxiety for keeping my impulsivity in check and to my...

sapphorb:

stimmyabby:

rapunkzle:

s/o to my anxiety for keeping my impulsivity in check

and to my impulsivity for breaking through my anxiety

#my brain is an intricate ecosystem which is on fire

26 Feb 20:53

polynesians: have oral history that references a faraway land of andes-like mountains in the east, cultivated sweet potato (a plant native to central america, not the pacific), literally call sweet potato by the same word used by the quechua and aymara people indigenous to the andes, left physical remains on islands a few km off the coast of chile, have genetic links with native south americans

polynesians: have oral history that references a faraway land of andes-like mountains in the east, cultivated sweet potato (a plant native to central america, not the pacific), literally call sweet potato by the same word used by the quechua and aymara people indigenous to the andes, left physical remains on islands a few km off the coast of chile, have genetic links with native south americans
white academics: hmmm it's very doubtful polynesians contacted south america.. they probably just stopped permanently at easter island for some reason after systematically navigating the entire south pacific. the sweet potatos floated to them across the ocean
26 Feb 20:52

famehunting:Every single outlet banned by the White House has...



famehunting:

Every single outlet banned by the White House has been working on the Russian angle.

26 Feb 20:50

whiterabbitpoetry: cutiequeercris: queerbabbe: If you want to know what it’s like being trans...

whiterabbitpoetry:

cutiequeercris:

queerbabbe:

If you want to know what it’s like being trans just imagine yourself exactly as you are but everyone else sees you as someone else and if you correct them they may kill you.

this this this. honetly like we need to reframe the entire discussion around trans issues becuse the problem is not trans people, it eeryone else. young trans kids dont get bullied bc theyre trans they get bullied bc other people teach their shitty kids to hate trans people

Re-blogging at break-knuckle speed.

26 Feb 20:47

itsagifnotagif:I actually have so much love for dogs





















itsagifnotagif:

I actually have so much love for dogs

26 Feb 20:42

"Where did you find the whipped cream?” he asked. “You had milk, I had science,” said Jack. “It’s..."

““Where did you find the whipped cream?” he asked.
“You had milk, I had science,” said Jack. “It’s amazing how much of culinary achievement can be summarized by that sentence. Cheese making for example. The perfect intersection of milk, science, and foolish disregard for the laws of nature.”

- Every Heart a Doorway by Seanan McGuire (via dwarven-beard-spores)