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11 Sep 10:52

Qué mal te veo: ciegos podrán portar armas

Matias.palomec

Americans!!!!!!!!!

La insólita medida genera una gran polémica en Iowa, Estados Unidos, donde una ley ampara a las personas con discapacidades visuales y no videntes a tener cualquier tipo de pistolas o fusiles.

10 Sep 22:41

This Vindictive Restaurant Posts the Best (Worst?) Closing Sign Ever

Matias.palomec

jjajajajajajajaajaja!!!!

This Vindictive Restaurant Posts the Best (Worst?) Closing Sign Ever

Submitted by: Unknown (via Uproxx)

Tagged: uproxx , sign , restaurant , funny , win
10 Sep 17:00

The Hardships of Gender Norms

Matias.palomec

1:30, y ya no haría ni la mitad de las cosas, prefiero ser hombre, sn dudas

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: shave , armpit , song
10 Sep 16:43

Abuelo de 107 años entró armado a robar y lo mató la policía

Matias.palomec

Americans!!!!!!!!!!!

En Estados Unidos, un anciano ladrón armado con una escopeta ingresó con fines delictivos a una vivienda de Arkansas. Al llegar la policía, se desató una feroz balacera y el hampón fue ejecutado por los agentes.

09 Sep 14:52

Think About It for a Minute

Matias.palomec

jajajaja, es como Mr Burns

superglue,change,shirts

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: superglue , change , shirts
08 Sep 22:46

Keep Your Dignity AND Your Face-Warmer

Matias.palomec

jajajajajaja!!!

Keep Your Dignity AND Your Face-Warmer

Submitted by: Unknown

08 Sep 22:42

The Drumcats Will Put Your Drum Line Routine to Shame

Matias.palomec

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX1gCC31wJ4
(de ese video me mata que simulan una lucha mintas siguen tocando, entre otras destrezas)
Estas yeguas me parecieron algo pedorras, más que nada las dos de los bomobs graves, que los tenían sobre el piso, y no se escuchaba ni mierda de lo que hacían

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: Music , drumming , drum line , BAMF , Video , g rated , win
08 Sep 20:08

"The Pastels" are a Four-Person Juggling Team Whose Only Intent is to Blow Your Fragile Mind

Matias.palomec

grosos!!

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: skills , juggling , funny , Video , g rated , win
07 Sep 12:50

Have You Ever Twerked so Hard You Caught Fire?

Matias.palomec

verdaderamente no merece ni una putiada leve la mina

WARNING: Plenty of language in this video. Oh right, and fire.

Submitted by: Unknown (via Caitlin Heller)

Tagged: ouch , fire , twerking , funny , Video , twerk
07 Sep 01:39

Murió decapitado por helicóptero de juguete

Matias.palomec

No se como encuentran estas noticias, verdaderamente cronica me sorprende

Un joven de 19 años perdió la vida en Brooklyn, Nueva York, luego de que las hélices del aparato le cortaran la cabeza. La víctima agonizó cinco minutos y falleció producto de las fuertes heridas que sufrió.

03 Sep 23:55

"Pirata" se despertó un día hablando en chino

Matias.palomec

un claro ejemplo de una noticia redactada para el orto. No se despertó hablando chino, solo tiene acento chino, pero sigue hablando en inglés. No es que de la nada se puso a hablar en chino de una

En un caso fuera de lo común, una inglesa de 33 años sufrió un fuerte dolor de cabeza y luego comenzó a enunciar palabras en ese idioma. Padece una enfermedad de la que sólo se conocieron 61 casos en 70 años. Lucha por volver "a la normalidad".

02 Sep 01:52

They Made Some Sort of Satanic Sacrifice

They Made Some Sort of Satanic Sacrifice

A "Hellegram," if you will...

Submitted by: kaizokushinobi

02 Sep 01:45

Watch Pedigree's Commercial 'Good Dog/Bad Dog' and Get Feels

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: commercial , Ad , Pedigree , Video
30 Aug 10:51

Nintendo Flattens Out the 3DS

by JLister
Matias.palomec

nwii u y ahora est, efectivamente nitendo busca quebrar a nitendo

3ds

Nintendo is releasing a 2D version of the 3DS. Or, less confusingly, it’s releasing an entry level handheld console aimed at casual gamers and the very young.

The device, named simply the 2DS, has two screens but doesn’t fold down, so it might be a bit of a squeeze to fit most pockets. It also means both the screens and the buttons will be exposed at all times, so it’s no surprise Nintendo will also be selling a carry case sleeve. It’s black but comes with a choice of blue or red trim.

Other than not having a 3D display, the new console has much the same features as the 3DS, including Wi-Fi and multiplayer. It can play all existing DS and 3DS titles, though obviously only in 2D mode. The console has two cameras so can run augmented reality games and can take 3D snapshots, though you’ll need to transfer them to a 3DS via a memory card to view them.

The 2DS will cost $129.99, tying the DS Lite as the cheapest launch price in the DS range. Nintendo has specifically said the new console was made with children as young as five or six in mind, noting that for medical reasons it recommends a minimum age of seven to use the 3DS. The company insists it isn’t abandoning 3D gaming.

The device is also aimed at people who are either on a low budget or don’t want to spend much on gaming. That could include the type of people who play more casual games on social networks and smartphones but haven’t previously considered buying a console.

Nintendo has also announced a $50 price cut for the 32GB edition of the Wii U, taking it down to $299.99. That seems to be partly a response to below-par sales (while 3.6 million to date is hardly shoddy, it’s well below expectations) and partly a way of limiting direct comparisons to the Playstation 4 and Xbox One.

29 Aug 21:06

Pareja acabó teniendo sexo en medio de un estadio

Matias.palomec

jajajajajajaja, al estilo crank!!

Luego de finalizar un partido entre Brondby y Randers, de la máxima categoría del fútbol de Dinamarca, dos novios permanecerieron escondidos en las tribunas hasta la retirada de los hinchas. Luego hicieron el amor en la mitad de la cancha. Terminaron tras los barrotes.

29 Aug 00:52

Richard Simmons Has a Music Video

Matias.palomec

las pastillas para el viejo puto ridiculo. Por ser puto no se tiene buen gusto (ni ritmo).

Submitted by: Unknown

28 Aug 21:08

Meanwhile, In...

Submitted by: Unknown

28 Aug 16:57

The Piano Should Have Caught Fire After This Virtuoso Performance

Matias.palomec

Grosa!!

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: Music , piano , BAMF , funny , Video , g rated , win
28 Aug 16:55

Can You Tell the Difference Between a Shaken and Stirred Martini

Matias.palomec

definitivamente tienen el mejor trabajo del mudno

Submitted by: Unknown

28 Aug 16:26

Vegas's New Frontier Hotel Goes Down in the Best Way Possible

Matias.palomec

excelente!!!!

Submitted by: Unknown

26 Aug 15:15

Bringin' Sexy Back

Matias.palomec

jajajajajajajaAJJAJAJAJAJAJA

Bringin' Sexy Back

Anonymous said:

...And from the look on her face, she's living it.

Submitted by: Unknown

26 Aug 15:13

No One Could Remember the Code Until...

Matias.palomec

jajajajaj, en teco era peor, sala de mainframe tenía un solo botón gastado (el 0)

keypad,funny,there I fixed it,g rated

Surely burglars won't be able to decipher these subtle clues.

Submitted by: anselmbe

23 Aug 13:49

Meany

Meany

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: kittens , rottweiler , meany
21 Aug 22:05

Finally, A Decent Ramen Noodle Bunned Hamburger

Matias.palomec

snif, snif, de solo pensar mis dos mejores comidas combinadas, me deslumbra

ramen-burger-1.jpg This is the Ramen Burger. It's a hamburger with Ramen noodle patties for buns. Plus it comes with a 'secret sauce'. Why's it have to be secret? Personally, I don't like secrets when it comes to putting things in my mouth. Surprise, it's a penis! Calling cafeteria food mystery meat didn't make it taste any better. Man, I miss that school cafeteria pizza though. Like, to the point where I tried to track down the food distributor FROM WHEN I WENT TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN ALABAMA. I'm sick. No I'm not, I just miss that pizza. Each piece was the shape of a little stop sign. Or maybe they only had six sides, I forget. That was many moons ago and a lot has happened between now and then. Jk jk, I think I just wrote over that part of my memory with dinosaur facts and TV jingles. Thanks to Lydia, who's been looking for a burger with 100% of her recommended daily allowance of sodium. And to my pal Terry, who would no doubt double-fist Ramen burgers, leaving him vulnerable to attack.
20 Aug 22:00

"Samir, Please!" is the Quote of the Day in This Crazy Driving Test

Matias.palomec

yo a los 10 minutos lo estoy bajando a patadas y loo amenazo con pisarlo con el auto. Absolutmente insoportable

Submitted by: Unknown

20 Aug 20:37

Proofreading is Two Hard

Matias.palomec

jajajajajajajaj

Proofreading is Two Hard

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: news , FAIL , proofreading
20 Aug 20:36

El polémico festejo de dos atletas rusas en el Mundial

by canal26@26noticias.com.ar
Matias.palomec

polemico? como están de generosos y exagerados con los adjetivos. En cualquier momento matar a una persona es un genocidio

Luego de haber ganado el oro en una prueba por equipos, dos competidoras decidieron besarse en el podio en repudio a la nueva ley "antigay" que promulgó el presidente ruso.
20 Aug 19:58

Fantasma del abuelo apareció en bautismo de su nieta

by canal26@26noticias.com.ar
Matias.palomec

es uns sombra de mierda, que los malditos chupa cirios pueden interpretar desde el abuelo muerto hasta jebus mismo. Cualquier mancha en la próxima tostada que me haga voy a decir que es Jebus jugando ping pong

Una abuela se quedó en shock luego de ver una foto publicada en Facebook del bautismo de su nieta, donde aparece el fantasma de su difunto esposo
20 Aug 14:43

The Blue Screen of Death

cosplay blue screen grim reaper bsod poorly dressed g rated

Submitted by: Unknown

15 Aug 19:55

Feeling Like a Kid on a Leash

Matias.palomec

Que hermoso, niños con correa para que no jodan al nadie, hermoso!!!!

Feeling Like a Kid on a Leash

Submitted by: Unknown (via Niknaks Blog)

Tagged: dogs , kids , beach , leashes , parenting , g rated