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26 Apr 00:41

On the Great Filter, existential threats, and griefers

by Charlie Stross

So IO9 ran a piece by George Dvorsky on ways we could wreck the solar system. And then Anders Sandberg responded in depth on the subject of existential risks, asking what conceivable threats have big enough spatial reach to threaten an interplanetary or star-faring civilization.

This, as you know, is basically catnip for a certain species of SF author. And while I've been trying to detox in recent years, the temptation to fall off the wagon is overwhelming.

The key issue here is the nature of the Great Filter, something we talk about when we discuss the Fermi Paradox.

The Fermi Paradox: loosely put, we live in a monstrously huge cosmos that is rather old. We only evolved relatively recently -- our planet is ~4.6GYa old, in a galaxy containing stars up to 10GYa old in a universe around 13.7GYa old. Loosely stated, the Fermin Paradox asks, if life has evolved elsewhere, then where is it? We would expect someone to have come calling by now: a five billion year head start is certainly time enough to explore and/or colonize a galaxy only 100K light years across, even using sluggish chemical rockets.

We don't see evidence of extraterrestrial life, so, as economist Robin Hanson pointed out, there must be some sort of cosmic filter function (The Great Filter) which stops life, if it develops, from leaving its star system of origin and going walkabout. Hanson described two possibilities for the filter. One is that it lies in our past (pGF): in this scenario, intelligent tool-using life is vanishingly rare because the pGF almost invariably exterminates planetary biospheres before they can develop it. (One example: gamma ray bursts may repeatedly wipe out life. If this case is true, then we can expect to not find evidence of active biospheres on other planets. A few bacteria or archaea living below the Martian surface aren't a problem, but if our telescopes start showing us lots of earthlike planets with chlorophyll absorption lines in their reflected light spectrum (and oxygen-rich atmospheres) that would be bad news because it would imply that the GF lies in our future (an fGF).

The implication of an fGF is that it doesn't specifically work against life, it works against interplanetary colonization. The fGF in this context might be an emergent property of space exploration, or it might be an external threat -- or some combination: something so trivial that it happens almost by default when the technology for interstellar travel emerges, and shuts it down for everyone thereafter, much as Kessler syndrome could effectively block all access to low Earth orbit as a side-effect of carelessly launching too much space junk. Here are some example scenarios:

Simplistic warfare: As Larry Niven pointed out, any space drive that obeys the law of conservation of energy is a weapon of efficiency proportional to its efficiency as a propulsion system. Today's boringly old-hat chemical rockets, even in the absence of nuclear warheads, are formidably destructive weapons: if you can boost a payload up to relativistic speed, well, the kinetic energy of a 1Kg projectile traveling at just under 90% of c (τ of 0.5) is on the order of 20 megatons. Slowing down doesn't help much: even at 1% of c that 1 kilogram bullet packs the energy of a kiloton-range nuke. War, or other resource conflicts, within a polity capable of rapid interplanetary or even slow interstellar flight, is a horrible prospect.

Irreducible complexity: I take issue with one of Anders' assumptions, which is that a multi-planet civilization is largely immune to the local risks. It will not just be distributed, but it will almost by necessity have fairly self-sufficient habitats that could act as seeds for a new civilization if they survive. I've rabbited on about this in previous years: briefly, I doubt that we could make a self-sufficient habitat that was capable of maintaining its infrastructure and perpetuating and refreshing its human culture with a population any smaller than high-single-digit millions; lest we forget, our current high-tech infrastructure is the climax product of on the order of 1-2 billion developed world citizens, and even if we reduce that by an order of magnitude (because who really needs telephone sanitizer salesmen, per Douglas Adams?) we're still going to need a huge population to raise, train, look after, feed, educate, and house the various specialists. Worse: we don't have any real idea how many commensal microbial species we depend on living in our own guts to help digest our food and prime our immune systems, never mind how many organisms a self-sustaining human-supporting biosphere needs (not just sheep to eat, but grass for the sheep to graze on, fungi to break down the sheep droppings, gut bacteria in the sheep to break down the lignin and cellulose, and so on).

I don't rule out the possibility of building robust self-sufficient off-world habitats. The problem I see is that it's vastly more expensive than building an off-world outpost and shipping rations there, as we do with Antarctica -- and our economic cost/benefit framework wouldn't show any obvious return on investment for self-sufficiency.

So our future-GF need not be a solar-system-wide disaster: it might simply be one that takes out our home world before the rest of the solar system is able to survive without it. For example, if the resource extraction and energy demands of establishing self-sufficient off-world habitats exceed some critical threshold that topples Earth's biosphere into a runaway Greenhouse effect or pancakes some low-level but essential chunk of the biosphere (a The Death of Grass scenario) that might explain the silence.

Griefers: suppose some first-mover in the interstellar travel stakes decides to take out the opposition before they become a threat. What is the cheapest, most cost-effective way to do this?

Both the IO9 think-piece and Anders' response get somewhat speculative, so I'm going to be speculative as well. I'm going to take as axiomatic the impossibility of FTL travel and the difficulty of transplanting sapient species to other worlds (the latter because terraforming is a lot harder than many SF fans seem to believe, and us squishy meatsacks simply aren't constructed with interplanetary travel in mind). I'm also going to tap-dance around the question of a singularity, or hostile AI. But suppose we can make self-replicating robots that can build a variety of sub-assemblies from a canned library of schematics, building them out of asteroidal debris? It's a tall order with a lot of path dependencies along the way, but suppose we can do that, and among the assemblies they can build are photovoltaic cells, lasers, photodetectors, mirrors, structural trusses, and their own brains.

What we have is a Von Neumann probe -- a self-replicating spacecraft that can migrate slowly between star systems, repair bits of itself that break, and where resources permit, clone itself. Call this the mobile stage of the life-cycle. Now, when it arrives in a suitable star system, have it go into a different life-cycle stage: the sessile stage. Here it starts to spawn copies of itself, and they go to work building a Matrioshka Brain. However, contra the usual purpose of a Matrioshka Brain (which is to turn an entire star system's mass into computronium plus energy supply, the better to think with) the purpose of this Matrioshka Brain is rather less brainy: its free-flying nodes act as a very long baseline interferometer, mapping nearby star systems for planets, and scanning each exoplanet for signs of life.

Then, once it detects a promising candidate -- within a couple of hundred light years, oxygen atmosphere, signs of complex molecules, begins shouting at radio wavelengths then falls suspiciously quiet -- it says "hello" with a Nicoll-Dyson Beam.

(It's not expecting a reply: to echo Auric Goldfinger: "no Mr Bond, I expect you to die.")

A Dyson sphere or Matrioshka Brain collects most or all of the radiated energy of a star using photovoltaic collectors on the free-flying elements of the Dyson swarm. Assuming they're equipped with lasers for direct line-of-sight communication with one another isn't much of a reach. Building bigger lasers, able to re-radiate all the usable power they're taking in, isn't much more of one. A Nicoll-Dyson beam is what you get when the entire emitted energy of a star is used to pump a myriad of high powered lasers, all pointing in the same direction. You could use it to boost a light sail with a large payload up to a very significant fraction of light-speed in a short time ... and you could use it to vapourize an Earth-mass planet in under an hour, at a range of hundreds of light years.

Here's the point: all it takes is one civilization of alien ass-hat griefers who send out just one Von Neumann Probe programmed to replicate, build N-D lasers, and zap any planet showing signs of technological civilization, and the result is a galaxy sterile of interplanetary civilizations until the end of the stelliferous era (at which point, stars able to power an N-D laser will presumably become rare).

We have plenty of griefers who like destroying things, even things they've never seen and can't see the point of. I think the N-D laser/Von Neumann Probe option is a worryingly plausible solution to the identity of a near-future Great Filter: it only has to happen once, and it fucks everybody.

What other fGF scenarios can you think of that don't require magical technology or unknown physics and that could effectively sterilize a galaxy, starting from a one-time trigger event?

19 Apr 21:11

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13 Apr 14:30

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11 Apr 07:31

The "Food Babe" Blogger Is Full of Shit

Mattalyst

A+++ science smackdown, and don't miss the deleted articles about microwaves and air travel.

Vani Hari, AKA the Food Babe, has amassed a loyal following in her Food Babe Army. The recent subject of profiles and interviews in the New York Times, the New York Post and New York Magazine, Hari implores her soldiers to petition food companies to change their formulas. She's also written a bestselling book telling you that you can change your life in 21 days by "breaking free of the hidden toxins in your life." She and her army are out to change the world.

She's also utterly full of shit.

11 Apr 05:15

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10 Apr 20:29

Alan Keyes, Not Crazy: Obama Colluding With Iran To Bomb U.S. Like Hitler, Probably (Not)

by Kaili Joy Gray
What more evidence do you need?

What more evidence do you need?

Someone is still bitter about that time Barack Obama kicked his ass, and we’re not even talking about John McCain this time! Nah, we’re mocking wingnut wackadoodle dingbat Alan Keyes, the guy who carpetbagged on over to Illinois three months before the 2004 election, after Republican Senate nominee Jack Ryan had to drop out because sex scandal and also because Illinois. Despite Keyes’s claim that even Jesus Christ his own self would not vote for devil incarnate Obama, pretty much all of Illinois (73 percent) did, and that is how Obama began his journey to illegally usurping the White House, by winning elections.

Read more on Alan Keyes, Not Crazy: Obama Colluding With Iran To Bomb U.S. Like Hitler, Probably (Not)…

10 Apr 19:21

Iran Conjures Strong Opinions in Tennessee, but Little Urgency

by CAMPBELL ROBERTSON
Mattalyst

So the policy issues are a little too complicated to follow? Fear not, we're pretty sure Jeezus thinks Bibi is always right.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Foreign policy is not the first topic of conversation among constituents of Senator Bob Corker, a key player in Washington’s struggle over the Iran nuclear talks.






10 Apr 17:37

Ted Cruz says gays are waging ‘jihad’ against religious freedom...

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allahu cockbhar



Ted Cruz says gays are waging ‘jihad’ against religious freedom (Found at Right Wing Watch; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/115409954436/ted-cruzs-first-presidential-campaign-ad-is-all)

09 Apr 23:05

For those who wish to be card-carrying members of the Virgin Pride society

by Xeni Jardin
09 Apr 19:26

A Plan for a Robot Who Can Impersonate Your Mom

Mattalyst

So, yes, terrible patent, but a delightfully creepy idea. "Google, be everyone who ever hurt me." "Okay. I love you."

Google has a patent for artificial intelligence with a personality -- and that patent might not be a good idea
09 Apr 17:21

The Hugo Awards Were Always Political. But Now They're Only Political.

by Charlie Jane Anders
Mattalyst

So now it's about ethics in literary journalism, presumably.

Last August, the Hugo Awards were swept by a younger group of women and people of color. At the time, we said "This was really a year that underscored that a younger generation of diverse writers are becoming central to the genre." So maybe it's not surprising that there was an organized backlash.

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09 Apr 16:18

Hey there's a really great stop motion project going on that I feel would be greatly helped by getting some reach on your blog. It's called "Junk Head" and it's all about horrifying sub-human monsters that live under ground after thousands of years of modifying their genes to be immortal. It's all done by a single artist and she's already finished a full half hour of it. Tumblr doesn't allow for links but you can watch it on youtube. It actually heavily reminds me of your mortasheen animations.

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The visual sensibilities of so many other surrealist films, but with COHERENT world building and storytelling!? As much as I love bizarre dream-like stop motion shorts that leave a lot to the imagination, it’s SO refreshing to see that kind of aesthetic in something with a focused plot for a chance. For once, we know exactly what we’re seeing, and it’s still entertainingly strange.

Also refreshing is how eerie, grim and dystopian the setting superficially looks while the writing is just fun, lighthearted and sweet. No depressing, pretentious grimdark. Just characters who really look like they’re supposed to be from a horror story and are actually precious, innocent cuties, every one of them. There isn’t even any known “villain” yet.

This is seriously just everything I ever want in entertainment and so rarely get.

HERE IT IS PLEASE LET A FANDOM GROW AND GROW THEY ARE WORKING ON PART 2

09 Apr 16:15

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Waves Crashing Piano Chords sets up and performs at a show he’s not even playing, then falls and breaks his leg in less than a minute.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

there is justice in this world

09 Apr 16:12

What we’re reading

09 Apr 16:12

Brace yourself

08 Apr 22:24

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Illustration from the Medical Officer journal to promote better public health. At the time, flies were held responsible for contaminating food and spreading diseases such as tuberculosis and anti-fly campaigns were held across Britain, Australia, and the United States. (1920).

Reblog for reference

08 Apr 17:56

The US Gov Can Download the Entire Contents of Your Computer at Border Crossings

by Alex Richardson

Hundreds of thousands of travelers cross US borders every day. And none of them—save the precious few with diplomatic immunity—have any right to privacy, according to Department of Homeland Security documents recently obtained by MuckRock.

The US Department of Homeland Security’s (DHS) Privacy Impact Assessment for the Border Searches of Electronic Devices outlines the finer points of border officials’ authority to search the electronic devices of citizens and non-citizens alike crossing the US border. What becomes clear is that this authority has been broadly interpreted to mean that any device brought into or out of the country is subject to the highest level of scrutiny, even when there is no explicit probable cause.

Based upon little more than the opinion of a single US Customs and Border Patrol (CBP) officer, any device can be searched and its contents read. With approval from a supervisor, the device can be seized, its contents copied in full, or both.

How easy is it for officials to seize your data?

With the exception of foreign and domestic officials with diplomatic immunity, everyone who legally crosses a US border undergoes a primary inspection. This is a familiar routine for most travelers: A CBP official checks your documents, glances between you and your passport photo, and perhaps asks whether you’re travelling to the United States for business or pleasure.

Following this exchange, a traveler may be asked to undergo a secondary inspection. If this unfortunate traveler’s name is flagged—which it may be for a surprisingly large number of reasons—he or she almost certainly will be.

In 2013, DHS stopped Bradley Manning Support Network co-founder David House and confiscated his laptop, USB storage device, video camera and cellular phone. In that instance, the government settled with House after the ACLU helped to bring a lawsuit on his behalf. Over the course of this suit, documents obtained by the ACLU revealed that House had been selected for additional inspection because of a DHS “lookout” telling agents to stop him as he attempted to enter the country.

Travelers may also be randomly selected by a system referred to as COMPEX, a somewhat unwieldy acronym for “ Customs’ Compliance Measurement Examination.” This system randomly chooses travelers for additional screening. The results of these screenings are compared to screenings based on other selection criteria in order to assess their effectiveness.

Finally, the CBP official might refer a traveler based on his or her “own observations.” This final option is a particular cause for concern, because little explanation has been given as to what that might entail. As a recent piece for The Intercept demonstrated, at least one of the processes used by the TSA to flag potential terrorists can be used to justify detaining anyone.

If you are referred for a secondary inspection, your right to privacy is essentially moot. Either a CBP officer or an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) special agent will likely question you and may inspect your possessions. This can mean anything from a quick look through your bags to copying and detaining your electronic devices—it’s up to the agent and his or her supervisor, not due process.

The document outlines the processes necessary for each step. For example, a CBP official needs to get approval from a supervisor before copying all of the data on your device, but an ICE special agent is permitted to do so on his or her own authority. Neither one seems to be required to inform you. 

“There is no specific receipt given to the traveler if the contents of the device are detained for further review, but the device is returned to the individual," reads the report. This doesn’t necessarily preclude a verbal confirmation, but at least this document doesn’t explicitly require one either.

Finally, for the purposes of transparency, CBP and ICE create chain of custody forms to track the possession of seized electronic devices or data. However, the document outlines a convenient loophole under the aegis of law enforcement or national security concerns. 

If your device or data is sent to an “assisting party,” a separate chain of custody form is created that is noted in your case file but not disclosed to you. That party is required to limit its use of the data to the purpose outlined by DHS, “unless they have separate statutory authority to retain it.”

Why is this a concern?

Courts in the US have consistently upheld the government’s broad authority to search, copy and detain electronic devices without probably cause or reason for suspicion. By considering these devices identical to ordinary possessions like briefcases or backpacks, border officials have greatly expanded their ability to investigate individuals in ways that would never be allowed within the country’s borders.

These investigations are often unrelated to issues of national security in the traditional sense. A recent piece by The Intercept noted that approximately 90 percent of arrests made by officers scrutinizing travelers under the SPOT program are for being in the country illegally - technically this falls under the umbrella of national security, but most of those arrested are unlikely to pose any credible threat.

The DHS’s electronic privacy document seems to back this assertion up. In outlining when CBP or ICE would reasonably retain information copied from a device, the DHC cited an example:

To be clear, entering the United States under false pretenses is against the law, and the CBP is well within its rights to enforce these laws. However, using extraordinary methods put in place under the aegis of national security to catch and prevent victimless crimes raises difficult questions.

A laptop is not a briefcase. Where a briefcase might possibly contain a few items of note for border officials, like weapons, drugs, or other contraband, an electronic device contains intimate details about a person’s life and livelihood. Journalists and their devices have already been targeted, indicating that this authority is not only abusable but is actively being abused. 

These laws aren’t likely to change any time soon, but travelers to and from the US should at least be aware: When you cross the US border, you have no right to electronic privacy.

The full doc is below:

Privacy Impact Assessment for the Border Searches of Electronic Devices

08 Apr 16:34

A con man expert talks about the cons in Better Call Saul

by Mark Frauenfelder

Slippin' Jimmy (aka Saul Goodman) and his buddy Marco pulled a number of classic cons in the first season of Better Call Saul, and Megan Friedman of Esquire asked con expert Alexis Conran to weigh in on their portrayal on the show.

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08 Apr 15:50

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We can all breath a sigh of relief: Square Enix has listened to fans and toned down the once-skimpy outfit worn by Mobious Final Fantasy’s male hero. 

When the game was first revealed, Final Fantasy fans were concerned that this was almost too much fan service. How could they focus on saving the world if they were constantly confronted by their avatar’s toned backside? Thankfully, Square Enix recognized how uncomfortable it would be for men to play as a character who was designed as a sexual object before an active, heroic subject, and announced today that they had modified his design. His new outfit is far more practical and better reflects the Final Fantasy tradition and aesthetic.

Thank you for being so understanding, Square Enix. 

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07 Apr 14:54

What Hezbollah Fighters Think About the Iran Nuclear Deal

by Sulome Anderson

Southern Lebanon is getting its first taste of spring. Wildflowers brightly dot the grassy hills and insects buzz lazily in the sun, while children run around a picnic blanket spread with food. Dressed in a full-length black chador, their mother smokes a narghile—a water pipe—while watching her children play.

Their father, a Hezbollah captain, stands a short distance away, not 100 yards from the border that divides the country from its neighbor, Israel, with which Lebanon has officially been at war for decades.

He's a wiry, hard-eyed man in his early 40s, wearing camouflage. (Like other members of Hezbollah quoted in this story, he would only speak to me under the condition of anonymity.)

"I bring my family here all the time," he says. "I own this land, and it is beautiful. Why should they be afraid?"

He points at a clearing nearby. "This is where we sent the Israelis running back home in 2006," he says with a smile. "We gave them a welcome they'll never forget... But let them see what will happen if they come back. This is a new era for us."

Here in Hezbollah's homeland, the preliminary agreement between the US and Iran to scale back the Islamic Republic's nuclear enrichment program in exchange for the lifting of economic sanctions is being celebrated as a resounding victory. Iran has been arming and funding Hezbollah, a Shia Muslim militant group, since its inception in the 1980s, during the Lebanese Civil War. Its patronage has secured unflinching loyalty. In a speech Monday, Hezbollah Secretary General Hassan Nasrallah heralded the nuclear deal as a blow against Israel and a move designed to prevent a catastrophic confrontation that would engulf the Middle East.

"The US is frightened of Iran, because it is a superpower now. This is not Iraq or Afghanistan. If the US blinks, Iran would destroy it."

"There is no doubt that the Iranian nuclear deal will be big and important to the region," Nasrallah said in an interview with Syria's al-Ikhbariya television channel. "The agreement, God willing, rules out the specter of world war... The Israeli enemy was always threatening to bomb Iranian facilities and that bombing would definitely lead to a regional war."

His followers seem to agree. In a sunny backyard in Dahieh, Hezbollah's stronghold in southern Beirut, one of their fighters, a man we'll call Hussein, discusses the agreement with enthusiasm.

"This doesn't affect us directly, but what's good for Iran is good for Hezbollah," he says. "The US is frightened of Iran, because it is a superpower now. This is not Iraq or Afghanistan. If the US blinks, Iran would destroy it. We aren't just a bunch of Arabs. If they have a problem with Iran, they have a problem with all the Shia."

Asked if the nuclear deal will change Hezbollah's stance toward the United States, Hussein offers a scornful chuckle.

"There is a little cooperation between us because of Daesh [the Islamic State]," he says, referring to Hezbollah's war against the Sunni militants, which coincides with America's own military action against the group in Iraq. "But we still have a lot of issues we need to resolve. We still mistrust the US. They could turn on us anytime, especially if the government changes. We think Obama's talk is just talk. Is he watching the kids being slaughtered in Yemen? Where are the guns in Yemen coming from? The US. The Americans said they would help the Saudis with intelligence. We consider the planes attacking Yemen to be US planes."

Hussein is alluding to the war in Yemen, where Saudi Arabia and allies have been carrying out airstrikes against Iranian-backed Houthi rebels for two weeks.

The Yemeni crisis adds yet another element to the complex and dangerous dance between Sunni and Shia Muslims in the region, one in which the US and Israel may be moving away from each other strategically. In an interview with CNN's State of the Union on Sunday, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu lambasted the deal, calling Iran a country of "congenital cheating" and suggested it cannot be trusted to abide by the terms of the agreement. This led Senator Dianne Feinstein, the top-ranking Democrat on the Senate Intelligence Committee, to express a wish that Netanyahu "contain himself." It was the type of exchange that has become commonplace between US officials and Netanyahu's government—an increasingly fraught relationship riddled with disagreements on how best to contain threats in the Middle East.

Despite this shift in the alliance between the US and Israel during the respective terms of Obama and Netanyahu, and the appearance of a potential beginning to rapprochement between America and Iran, experts don't seem convinced that the agreement will change much for the tiny, war-weary nation of Lebanon. Bilal Saab, senior fellow for Middle East security at the Atlantic Council, a Washington, DC–based international-affairs think tank, says the nuclear agreement will not affect the Iran-Hezbollah-Israel triangle in the slightest.

"The potential deal changes absolutely nothing in that regard," Saab argues. "The deterrence dynamics between Iran-Hezbollah and Israel remain the same. Israel will always be concerned about Hezbollah's growing missile arsenal and Hezbollah and Iran will continue to build a more robust deterrence posture along the Lebanon-Israel borders and now possibly near the Golan Heights in Syria."

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Shia youths lean against a wall overlooking Lebanon's fenced border with Israel. Photos by the author

In fact, according to Tzvi Kahn, senior policy analyst for the Foreign Policy Initiative, an advocacy group committed to opposing the nuclear agreement, if the deal is finalized, it will likely encourage Iran to increase its sponsorship of Hezbollah.

"Iran's behavior in the region over the past two years of negotiation has really not been moderated in any way," Kahn says. "On the contrary, I would say its aggression in the region has increased. It has much greater control in Syria, Iraq, and of course Yemen is the latest front. Its arms shipments to Hezbollah have continued... Assuming Iran complies with the agreement, what will certainly happen is that it will receive significant sanctions relief, and will emerge from the international isolation under which it has suffered for many years. And that means, in practice, that millions of dollars will flow back into the country, which will lead to Iran being able to use this economic power to more aggressively support its proxies, of which Hezbollah is one."

Hezbollah members seem to be aware of this potentially beneficial aspect to the deal. In a small southern village near the Israeli border, a local Hezbollah official holds court in a modest but comfortable house. Every now and then, someone will wander in to have paperwork stamped, and at one point, an old man sits to listen to the official, or mokhtar, explain his views on the arrangement between the US and Iran.

"We still don't trust the US. In politics, there is no one who isn't a snake. But there are good things about America. They built an excellent university here in Lebanon."

"It's an important deal... We're going to see a big economic boom now," the mokhtar, a tall man in his 50s with a friendly smile, says. "Iran had an embargo on it before, and they were doing well. Imagine if they lift the embargo now, what that will mean for us."

He's more measured about the deal's potential to change the dynamic between Hezbollah and the US, however. "We still don't trust the US. In politics, there is no one who isn't a snake. But there are good things about America. They built an excellent university here in Lebanon. If you graduate from it, you can find a job. And of course, you have to go through the US to get anything accomplished in most countries. Even in Somalia, they stick their nose in to the point that the Somalis can't elect a president without the US's permission."

Asked about the increasing rumors of cooperation between Hezbollah and the US in their respective battles against the Islamic State, the mokhtar nods.

"You could say there is some type of coordination going on between us and the US," he says. "We have a common enemy, Daesh. As you know, we are both fighting them. So we meet the US on that level. There are no treaties, no operation rooms, nothing in writing. We kill, they kill. That's all... But there are still many problems between us. If it is true that Iran and the US are friends, then why won't the US allow the LAF [Lebanese Armed Forces] to arm themselves with donations from Iran?"

His amiable smile evaporates when Israel is brought up. "I think the Israelis are up to no good," he says. "This deal has made them crazy. But they should know there are enough Iranians coming to the Golan that they will soon be as direct a threat to Israel as we are... During the negotiations, Kerry came to [Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad] Zarif [Iran's chief negotiator] and asked him to tone down Iran's rhetoric towards Israel, for the sake of the deal. Zarif said [paraphrasing], 'This is not my choice. This is the people's choice. Israel does not exist. It is our duty to remove this cancer.'

"Everyone used to stomp on the Shia as a society," the mokhtar continues grimly. "But it is our glory days now. We paid dearly in blood. No one gave it to us on a silver platter... If the government in the US changes, they should know that we will change too. We are self-sufficient. We don't need their kindness."

In contrast, President Obama has expressed his hope that the nuclear deal will lead to a shift toward moderation in Iran's regional influence. Randa Slim, an adjunct research fellow at the New America Foundation and a scholar at the Middle East Institute, does see some distant potential for the deal to encourage Iran to reign in its regional proxies and allies, Hezbollah among them.

"The more connections we can establish between Iran and the rest of the international community, the more likely—in the long term—that we will be able to moderate Iran's participation in the fields of terrorism and covert activity," Slim says. "That will push Iran and Hezbollah to abandon the kind of covert war which they have been waging against Israel for decades. We need engagement with Iran, and this deal is the gateway to establishing that kind of engagement. It's not going to lead to immediate results. After all, the deal is happening against a backdrop of deep mistrust that has existed for thirty or forty years. It will take time for these kind of conversations to take place."

In his house, which is becoming increasingly crowded, the mokhtar also seems hopeful, but for very different reasons.

"Iran is very concerned with Yemen," he muses. "One of the good things about the deal is that before it, Saudi [Arabia] was in one position; now, it is in another. So the situation is looking good for us. There is no one but Bashar in Syria. Things are changing on the ground. With this cooperation between Iran and the US, Iran will become the police of the Gulf. And that will affect us, of course."

The old man, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, jumps in suddenly.

"Let's talk about this like a stock market," he croaks. "Today, as Shia, our stock is rising. We won't look back."

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07 Apr 14:49

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07 Apr 06:54

Can spiders fart?

You know what? Okay. You ask a question, you’re going to damn well get a serious answer. You want to learn about spider farts, punk? You’re going to learn. You’re going to learn a lot more than you bargained for.

Arthropods obviously have very different digestive systems than vertebrates do, and spider digestive systems are unique even for arthropods. All but one species of spider are strictly predatory, and they take advantage of this diet by actually performing most of their digestion outside the body. Their formidable-looking fangs act like hypodermic needles to inject venom that immobilizes their prey. They then spit a cocktail of enzymes into the holes their fangs have created with their mouths (the venom and digestive enzymes are produced in different parts of the spider’s body!). These enzymes act like the ones in our saliva and stomach: they begin to break down the meat. It just happens to still be on the inside of the prey’s skin.

Some spider species, rather than keep everything neatly contained, just tear their prey apart and spit the enzymes onto the pieces. To each his own.

Once the prey’s insides have become a pre-digested slurry (and yeah, the prey is usually dead by this point), the spider slurps it up. This is actually a part of a larger process of spitting and slurping until everything is sufficiently broken down; hairs around the spider’s mouth block particles that are too large from being ingested. This is because the spider’s internal digestive system is shit and can’t handle anything but a liquid diet.

The spider’s stomach is actually a specialized sucking organ (called, appropriately, a ‘sucking stomach’) that flexes in order to facilitate all that slurping and spitting. It’s basically a muscular pump.

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The spider digestive tract up to the sucking stomach is actually lined with cuticle- the analogue to our external skin. If having regular skin growing through your mouth and down to your stomach sounds odd, at least you don’t have to shed yours in one large piece. When spiders shed their exoskeletons, they actually have to shed the interior of their sucking stomach, too, and they pull this cuticle out through their brains. You cannot make this shit up.

While spiders don’t have much in the way of internal digestion hardware, they do have excellent storage units. These would be the caeca, located in the midgut past the sucking stomach. Since the spider doesn’t have space taken up by digestive organs, the caeca have a lot more room and even extend down some pairs of legs and even up towards the eyes in some species. Some species can even expand their caeca thanks to their soft abdominal cuticles- most arthropods have hardened exoskeletons and would explode if their organs expanded. So now you know why spider species are soft compared to other arthropods!

This storage capacity means that spiders can generally go a long time without eating, and when they do strike a big windfall, they can store much more than other arthropods could.

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So now you know all about spider digestion- except for the end part. Even spiders have to poop. As you can see on the above diagram, they have an anus. Once the spider has extracted all it can get from its prey, the remains move from the caeca to the stercoral sac, which does what our colon does: it compacts and dehydrates everything into poop. And then the spider poops.

Spider poop is actually rather similar to bird poop- it’s usually whitish and semiliquid. This is due to the fact that it is full of concentrated uric acid. (Those of you familiar with the study of poop in all its forms will infer from this that spiders do not, in fact, pee.)

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Spider poop, ladies and gentlemen.

Back to the original question: do spiders fart? And how will all that information about the spider’s digestive system (while quite fascinating) help you understand it? The answers are maybe and it really won’t. We fart because the bacteria in our colons produce air during the fermentation of our food. The actual smell comes from volatile sulfur compounds, including hydrogen sulfide, which make up less than one percent of the released gas. So 99% of the gas released when you fart doesn’t smell.

Spiders, too, have bacteria involved in fermentation in their stercoral sac, though they are very different bacteria than ours. But theoretically, that means that gas is probably produced as a byproduct of that fermentation. Though I don’t know of any recordings of spider farts out there.

I hope that answers your goddamn question, spider fart anon.

07 Apr 05:22

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An Edward Snowden Monument Has Risen in Brooklyn

by Hamilton Nolan
Mattalyst

Oh fuck yeah

Brooklyn's Fort Greene Park is currently—and temporarily—home to a 100-pound bronze bust of Edward Snowden, erected early this morning by a crew of guerilla artists. Animal New York has the story. Run see it before the pigs get there. [Pic: Animal NY]

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