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10 Jul 01:53

"Since dedicating myself to getting into “superhero shape,” several articles regarding my weight have..."

“Since dedicating myself to getting into “superhero shape,” several articles regarding my weight have been brought to my attention. Claims have been made that I’ve been on a strict workout routine regulated by co-stars, whipped into shape by trainers I’ve never met, eating sprouted grains I can’t pronounce and ultimately losing 14 pounds off my 5’3” frame. Losing 14 pounds out of necessity in order to live a healthier life is a huge victory. I’m a petite person to begin with, so the idea of my losing this amount of weight is utter lunacy. If I were to lose 14 pounds, I’d have to part with both arms. And a foot. I’m frustrated with the irresponsibility of tabloid media who sell the public ideas about what we should look like and how we should get there.”

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Scarlett Johansson for the Huffington Post [x]

More of her brilliant articles can be found here.

(via theshadowsinthesun)

09 Jul 23:04

Legal Dream Team Of Coworkers Counsel Woman On Strategy For Speeding Ticket

HAGERSTOWN, MD—Local woman and Helios Network Solutions sales manager Patricia Carson reportedly received astute counsel from a veritable legal dream team of coworkers Tuesday, who dispensed invaluable advice on how to get out of a recent speeding t...






09 Jul 23:04

PunchClock, An Office In/Out Tracker That Uses Apple’s iBeacons

by Rollin Bishop

PunchClock

PunchClock is an office in/out tracker by Mac and iOS software developer Panic that uses Apple’s iBeacons and iOS 8 to keep tabs on when people are in the office. Panic also added the ability to send push notifications to anyone marked “in” via PunchClock. Though the tracker is not a retail product, Panic has made PunchClock available on GitHub.

With this new technology in-hand, it wasn’t too long before I put together a brand new office In/Out tracker called PunchClock. It uses a combination of a geo-fence and iBeacon tracking, plus a simple Sinatra backend hosted at Heroku. The part that took the longest to fine-tune was figuring out the right combination of polling to provide good location information without draining the battery.

image via Panic

09 Jul 23:03

impetuz: ohhenryd: thatpunnyguy: snazziest: They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine They call...

impetuz:

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

oh

09 Jul 23:03

The Gregory Project, An Initiative to Turn Billboards Into Affordable Housing

by EDW Lynch

The Gregory Project Billboard Housing

Slovakia-based design firm Designdevelop has created the Gregory Project, an open-source initiative to turn billboards into affordable housing in an effort to make better use of the space. Designdevelop envisions the billboard-houses as shelters for homeless people. The upkeep of the structures would be paid for in part by the rental fee for the attached billboard space.

The Gregory Project Billboard Housing

The Gregory Project Billboard Housing

images via Designdevelop

via designboom

09 Jul 21:23

moreleftthannot: I have yet to hear it explained more...

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I have yet to hear it explained more succinctly.

09 Jul 21:11

Blind Man's Elder Scrolls, or, Solo Tabletop sandboxes

by Aleric
Hi All,

Spinning off this thread about gaming without hex maps, I'm working on recreating the feel of an Elder Scrolls-style game for my own solo enjoyment. I'm doing this mostly because, as I mention therein, I'm totally blind, and the ES games are unplayable for obvious reasons.

First off, I know something with the scope of Tamriel is pretty much out of the question. It's a ton of work for multiple people, let alone someone who should really be job hunting this summer. ;) I imagine a smaller sandbox is a better fit for starting.

I love a lot of the stuff put out by Sine Nomin Publishing, which I've been referred to previously, but D&D in general leaves me kind of unenthused. I also have a soft spot for Glorantha, and multiple editions of the RuneQuest and HeroQuest systems, along with Mythic GME and more stuff which might be useful, such as Fate.

I think the biggest thing I stumble over is realizing just how much pre-game prep work I may have to put in before I start actually playing, per se. Has anybody else done something vaguely similar, and if so how much world building did you do beforehand? I think one problem with my notion is that something like TES does all the creating for you, so it's just an experience, rather than something you have to generate yourself along with your character's adventures, or what have you.

TES has lots of organizations and quests to get involved in, but it also has a ton of terrain which I gather you can just wander at any time, independent of a scripted plot. I'm not quite sure which element of the feel I'd like to duplicate.

Anyway, this is just some rambling before I get on a flight home from vacation. :) Thanks for listening, and I hope I've not bored anybody.
09 Jul 20:41

The Little Engine That Could: Female, and "Literally the First to Lean In!" | The Hairpin

by OnlyMrGodKnowsWhy
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(Via @Vile_Wench)

me no daysAt NPR:

Children who read the story may not think much about whether the little blue engine is male or female. But adults do. If you remember the story, three trains — all male — refuse to help the broken-down engine over the mountain. They are too important, too busy, or too tired to pull an engine full of toys. ("I won't carry the likes of you!" they said to the disappointed dolls and stuffed animals).

The little blue engine who (after significant cajoling) agrees to help is female — and also self-deprecating. "They only use me for switching trains in the yard. I have never been on the other side of the mountain," she protests.

And then the little engine just leans right in and does it: she disrupts the sluggish train economy and flawlessly executes a deliverables hack to the benefit of a group of young consumers a full century before Y Combinator. Francesco Sedita, president of the Penguin division that publishes this beloved children's book, calls the engine "literally the first to lean in! She really is the poster engine of the can-do attitude." I think I can, I think I can, I think I can lean back and fall down the mountain instead with the lazy boys, because I haven't gotten lunch yet and I'm hangry. [NPR]

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09 Jul 20:41

The Portland Zine Symposium is this weekend!

This is a friendly reminder that the world famous Portland Zine Symposium will be happening this weekend at the Ambridge Event Center, Saturday and Sunday 11-5. The symposium is 100% free to attend, there are 18 workshops across the two days, and we'll have over 150 tablers with zines for sale and trade. And most importantly: it's air conditioned. Explore the world of self-publishing! Or else!

portlandzinesymposium.org

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09 Jul 20:06

Not Art guy not revealed in interview

by OnlyMrGodKnowsWhy
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and by revealed, they mean interviewed on camera wearing a mask and not being named

8d2cc425146099670fad12b892654e24
OnlyMrGodKnowsWhy

Dodged a bullet there, kids!

(Fuck this guy)

Somerville Nieghborhood News interviews the Not Art guy, who lives in Somerville:

In the past, creating ‘not art’ was something he did for fun. But this year, after he lost two food service jobs in three months, he decided it was a sign that he should pursue art full-time. ... "I'm planning on staying here,” he said. "I'm not going to be moving to Brooklyn like everybody else."

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09 Jul 19:43

PAX South passes on sale ... right now!

by Richard Mitchell
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closer to Albuquerque than Atlanta

as much as I dislike PAX I don't know at all why this is in SA instead of Austin (for devs), New Orleans, Houston, or any other city actually in the south

aside from Houston and Dallas, it is easier to get to Boston and Seattle from any city in the south with an airport than it is to get to San Antonio

also it's in fucking #nevergo central

It's official, PAX South passes are now on sale. The news come via the official PAX Twitter account. Those interested in grabbing passes can point their browser here, where you'll be placed in a virtual queue that will let you purchase a pass when...
09 Jul 19:39

Report: Thief movie under way from Vertigo, Prime

by Jessica Conditt
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GREAT, GET READY MORE PEOPLE SPELLING MY NAME WRONG

A Thief film is in development from Vertigo and Prime Universe, Hollywood news site Tracking Board reports. Adrian Askarieh and Roy Lee, two of the people behind film adaptations of Deus Ex and Minecraft, are tagged to produce. There's no extra...
09 Jul 19:39

Yes, Of Course: Grim Fandango Remaster Confirmed For PC

by Alice O'Connor
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'By some strange coincidence, this announcement comes exactly one month after Double Fine initially announced the remaster. Why, it’s almost as if they signed a contract requiring they only talk about PlayStation!'

By Alice O'Connor on July 9th, 2014 at 8:00 pm.

Cheer up, it's not the end of the world.

When Double Fine announced during E3 that they were remastering Grim Fandango for release on PlayStations, they carefully hemmed and hawed around saying it’ll be coming to PC too. “Talk about other platforms soon!” Tim Schafer cried, saying something very enthusiastic about working with Sony before leaping out a window and running for the hills. But obviously it will, right? Of course it will. Today Double Fine announced they’ll release their jazzed-up version of the lovely LucasArts adventure game for PC, Mac and Linux alongside the Sonybox versions.

By some strange coincidence, this announcement comes exactly one month after Double Fine initially announced the remaster. Why, it’s almost as if they signed a contract requiring they only talk about PlayStation! What’s one month of being a bit concerned about what if they don’t port it? when it means (I speculate) Sony give Double Fine money to work on it?

I wonder quite how much they’ll change. Surely that tank movement will be gone, and the awful digging-in-pockets inventory system replaced with something sensible. A mod has done that to the original on PC, bringing in something like a classic adventure game. Well, not like a classic adventure game, because you don’t need to type text into a parser or select verbs from a long list. Like a less-frustrating adventure game. Running it in a higher resolution, obviously. Redrawing character textures to be crisper seems likely. What about those pre-rendered backgrounds?

If you missed either this video or Grim Fandango itself, here, have a retrospective:

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« Impressions – Habitat: A Thousand Generations In Orbit |

Double Fine Productions, grim fandango, Lucasarts.

09 Jul 19:39

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09 Jul 19:38

The cabin in the woods

09 Jul 19:37

Kickstarter project spent $3.5M to finish a working prototype—and ended in disaster

by Casey Johnston
The original design for myIDkey, which received $473,333 of funding on a $150,000 goal in March 2013. The product has yet to reach users' hands.

In February 2013, a company called Arkami launched a Kickstarter campaign for a gadget called myIDkey, a USB drive with a built-in display and fingerprint reader that would auto-fill passwords and login information when attached to a computer. The project was funded by March 22 with nearly half a million dollars from its backers—almost triple the original goal. MyIDkey's prototype had won awards at the 2013 Consumer Electronics Show, it received coverage from almost every major tech news outlet, and it pulled in another $3 million in startup capital during later investment rounds.

Like all Kickstarter projects posted after Kickstarter changed its rules to make creators more accountable, Arkami had a functional myIDkey prototype before launching its campaign. The only real risk appeared to involve acquiring the right parts in enough time to ship the myIDkeys on deadline. According to Arkami's Kickstarter pitch:

The "Designs" are complete, patents filed, component suppliers selected, the manufacturing process is defined, the CM [contract manufacturer] chosen so all we need is your support in this project as we size the first myIDkey production run and ship product in September 2013. Please make a pledge and receive your myIDkey!

Delivery of the final gadget was promised by September 2013. Yet over the next 18 months, Arkami and its product became a case study for mismanagement. Only a small number of myIDkeys have actually shipped, and numerous backers who received one complained about failing buttons and freezing displays. In the end, all $3.5 million was spent without much to show for it.

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09 Jul 19:37

Microsoft drops case that severed DNS hosting for millions of No-IP nodes

by Dan Goodin

Microsoft has formally settled legal differences with No-IP, the dynamic domain name host that was kneecapped by a botnet takedown that recently knocked out service to millions of legitimate hostnames.

As we reported, Microsoft surrendered the 23 No-IP domains last week. A bare-bones statement e-mailed to journalists Wednesday morning said the agreement settled a controversial lawsuit Microsoft filed in late June that allowed the software maker to confiscate 23 No-IP domain names before the service provider had an opportunity to oppose the maneuver in court. The malware families targeted in the latest takedown infected more than 7.4 million machines in the past year alone, Microsoft said.

A federal judge approved Microsoft's confidential ex parte motion arguing that the software maker was entitled to seize control of the addresses because No-IP owner Vitalwerks Internet Solutions failed to follow industry practices designed to prevent malware operators from abusing the service. In the course of a few hours, millions of connections from law-abiding users were severed. The statement read in part:

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09 Jul 19:36

Yo app is being used to monitor missile strikes in Israel

by Jacob Kastrenakes

The premise of Yo — the app that just lets you say "yo" to other people — may be ridiculous, but it's being put to some pretty complicated uses. According to The Times of Israel, a pair of developers are using Yo as a way to alert people of terrorist attacks throughout the country. The simple notification will come through for any Yo user who subscribes to updates from Red Alert: Israel. Traditionally, Red Alert works as a standalone app that sends off more detailed push notifications about the same types of rocket, mortar, and missile attacks that Yo users will be notified about.

That may sound like a step backward, but it was actually a logical partnership, according to The Times of Israel. By tapping into Yo, it'll be simple for Yo users to start getting updates. And more importantly, it'll expand Red Alert's audience by making the alerts available wherever Yo is supported. Red Alert itself reportedly only supports its Android app within Israel, so that would make for a huge expansion.

09 Jul 19:36

Chromecast update finally allows mirroring from your phone or tablet

by Jacob Kastrenakes

You'll soon be able to start mirroring everything on an Android phone over to your TV using a Chromecast. After announcing the feature at an event last month, Google said today that mirroring is beginning to roll out as part of an update to the Chromecast app for Android. The app will allow Android users to begin casting the entire screen of their tablets and phones, rather than just individual Chrome tabs and supported apps as they could up until now. Unfortunately, there are a limited number of devices that support mirroring at the moment, though the list does include the recent Nexus line as well as phones from Samsung, HTC, and LG.

09 Jul 19:35

Experience the shocking power of Britney Spears without Auto-Tune

by Chris Welch

Auto-tune has been embraced by the music industry for its ability to create polished, listenable recordings when an artist lacks the natural talent to hit every note. That's the nice way of saying it. Engineers also turn to auto-tune when dealing with truly wretched "singers." And they're using it everywhere. All the time. Pop star Britney Spears became the latest showcase of all that auto-tune makes possible this month after an unaltered studio session voice track leaked online. It's for a song called "Alien" from Spears' 2013 album Britney Jean. The finished song (with copious amounts of pitch correction) can be heard here. This version sounds nothing like that. Spears, who by now should be a recording studio veteran in every sense, is off the mark from start to finish. It's bad enough to be almost unlistenable at first, and doesn't get much better as the song progresses.


"She is magnificent! And that’s that."

Soon after the track leaked, producer William Orbit rushed to Spears' defense and suggested that what we're hearing is a first-take warm up. He urged listeners not to judge Britney's vocal prowess too harshly on this one recording alone. "I'd like to affirm that any singer when first at the mic at the start of a long session can make a multitude of vocalisations in order to get warmed up," he wrote on Facebook. "Warming up is essential if you’re a pro, as it is with a runner doing stretches, and it takes a while to do properly. I’ve heard all manner of sounds emitted during warmups," Orbit wrote. "The point is that it is not supposed to be shared with millions of listeners." This one was, though, and Orbit claims it was leaked with "unkind" intentions. "Britney is and always will be beyond stellar! She is magnificent! And that’s that."

But Orbit's explanation is a weak one. Even when singing on a scratch track that no one will ever hear, most vocalists at least try to keep in tune. It's also rare for professional musicians to "warm up" by singing through an entire track in the studio. Often they're rehearsed and ready to go before an engineer hits the record button. And again, even if they're off, it's usually not this bad. Spears, who has sold over 100 million records, is currently in the midst of a Las Vegas residency with her Piece of Me stage show. Thankfully she doesn't need to worry about being separated from auto-tune on the strip; Spears lip syncs during her performances.

09 Jul 19:35

UK Computing Student Jailed After Failing To Hand Over Crypto Keys

by Soulskill
stephendavion sends news that Christopher Wilson, a 22-year-old computer science student, has been sent to jail for six months for refusing to hand over his computer encryption passwords. Wilson has been accused of "phoning in a fake warning of an impending cyber attack against Northumbria Police that was convincing enough for the force to temporarily suspend its site as a precaution once a small attack started." He's also accused of trolling on Facebook. Wilson only came to the attention of police in October 2012 after he allegedly emailed warnings about an online threat against one of the staff at Newcastle University. ... The threatening emails came from computer servers linked to Wilson. Police obtained a warrant on this basis and raided his home in Washington, where they seized various items of computer equipment. ... Investigators wanted to examine his encrypted computer but the passwords supplied by Wilson turned out to be incorrect. None of the 50 passwords he provided worked. Frustration with his lack of co-operation prompted police to obtained a order from a judge compelling him to turn over the correct passphrase last year. A judge ordered him to turn over these passwords on the grounds of national security but Wilson still failed to comply, earning him six months behind bars.

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09 Jul 19:35

While shopping with his friend...

by MRTIM

09 Jul 19:24

'Game of Thrones' author says 'fuck you' to those speculating he'll die before he finishes series

by Tracey Lien

George R. R. Martin has a message for those who are concerned that he'll die before completing his work on the Song of Ice and Fire fantasy novels: "Fuck you."

"I find that question pretty offensive, people speculating about my death and health," Martin, 65, said in an interview with Swiss newspaper Tagesanzeiger. "So fuck you to those people." He flipped the bird for emphasis.

Martin is currently working on The Winds of Winter, the sixth book in the series A Song of Ice and Fire. A release date for the book has not yet been announced. The seventh and final book in the series, A Dream of Spring, is expected to follow. The first book in the series, A Game of Thrones, was first released in the U.S. in 1996.

"I need to write faster," Martin said in a separate interview with Mashable. "[But] I make no promises. I found out long ago that when you look at the overall task, the cathedral you have to build, it looks so daunting that you just give up and sit down and play a video game."

09 Jul 19:11

tamorapierce: taibhsearachd: You know what, I changed my mind. Forget fire Remender. Fire...

firehose

hire otters

tamorapierce:

taibhsearachd:

You know what, I changed my mind. Forget fire Remender. Fire everybody. The writers, the editors, just everybody. Replace them with people who can deal with criticism like fucking adults.

I’m all for that, but you’re going to have to re-staff at least half of comics.

09 Jul 19:08

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09 Jul 19:08

""The nice thing about working on 5e is that by examining the audience response you can find out..."

firehose

another paid 5e consultant

"The nice thing about working on 5e is that by examining the audience response you can find out which people fuck pigs all day."

-Zak S
July 6, 2014
1:12pm



- https://twitter.com/ZakSmithSabbath/status/485878975923642368 (via wouldyouagreethat)
09 Jul 19:08

"So without further ado, my comments to Mike: "Seriously dude, you need to put a muzzle on Monte..."

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Wizards of the Coast's paid 5e consultant blogger, in public, regarding someone who's worked for Wizards/TSR for 20 years

So without further ado, my comments to Mike:

"Seriously dude, you need to put a muzzle on Monte Cook. Every time the guy opens his mouth about 5e he scares the living shit out of the majority of regular old-school gamers.
First his “feats are core” comment; and now his comment that he/you/WoTC wants 5e to be a “simulationist” game. Both have basically helped to undo any good PR work you might have been doing with a huge number of gamers at theRPGsite, never mind the REALLY old school sites.

You realize that you might as well be telling old school gamers that it will glorify nazi atrocities, right? It seems to me like Monte can’t possibly realize what loaded fucking terms both of those words (but especially the Forgetalk of the latter) really are, and how they are essentially saying (whatever he may have thought or intended to say) to old school gamers: “5e will be a game that will shit all over the things that you value, and we feel proud of telling you that and using the language of your Enemies, of the people that despise the type of D&D you love, to say it”.

So seriously, get the man some kind of sensitivity counseling, or just disconnect his fucking vocal cords.”



- http://web.archive.org/web/20130623225823/http://rpgpundit.xanga.com/759157548/item/ (via wouldyouagreethat)
09 Jul 19:01

More service improvements are on the way

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meanwhile, on TriMet

  • More Frequent Service: This September, we’re adding weekday evening trips on our Frequent Service bus lines and MAX to restore 15-minute (or better) frequency into the evening hours. That’s good news if you ride Lines 4, 6, 8, 9, 12, 14, 15, 33, 54, 56, 57 or 75. MAX Green Line will also run every 15 minutes or better into the evening hours.
  • Less crowding: Also in September, we’re adding more buses to Lines 4, 8, 9, 10, 15, 20, 33, 44, 76, 94 and 99 to relieve overcrowding.
  • Better schedule reliability: Schedules are changing on Line 71 (in June), Lines 20 and 87 (in September), and Lines 19, 22, 48 and 72 (in December) to better match schedules to traffic conditions and ridership.
  • More new buses: 90 new buses are joining the fleet in 2014, for a total of 249 buses replaced since 2012.
  • MAX reliability and safety: Over the next year, we’re investing in much-needed signal, track and switch improvements throughout the MAX system to improve reliability and on-time performance. 

09 Jul 17:28

FO Mailbag: Ryan vs. Flacco

by Aaron Schatz
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fuck the falcons, count the rings

So, who's been the better quarterback out of the 2008 draft? Matt Ryan or Joe Flacco? (Click to read more.)

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