firehose

melsephant:

I’ve been playing cat simulator lately and it’s pretty fun

Ash's Bulbasaur from Pokémon

reduced others to insider cameos (look fast for Cosmo the telepathic Russian space dog)

However, Silverman's concealed handgun had no effect. According to Whelan, caseworker John Dalonzo heard the shooting and called 911. He then climbed through a window into Silverman's office because the door was locked and "engaged in a wrestling match with Mr. Plotts," getting him on the ground. Whelan called Dalonzo's actions "nothing short of heroic." Dr. Jeffrey Dekrett helped Dalonzo wrestle the gun away from Plotts and hold him for police, Whelan said.

goddess-river:

renly was the best

sirmitchell:

Just want to mention that I plan on doing a whole series of these dudes, with hopefully some more surprises in store than just prints. On the off chance that both of these prints (and future breakable dudes) sell out, I will be reprinting a variant of them facing the opposite direction (with a slight change) so that any matchup is possible. I REALLY like making these dudes, and I hope people enjoy them enough to put them in their homes, so that others may imagine the ensuing battle. 

Both of these dudes will be #SDCC exclusives, available at my table at the Nucleus booth (#2743).

xoxo,

thelilnan:

it’s undeniable that the romanticized abusive relationship is the worst part of 50 Shades of Grey, but people are forgetting that the rest of the book is also irritatingly bad

"as I floor it" would have worked. "as I put the pedal to the metal" would have been fine. but EL James decided to go the extra mile and combine two fucking idioms.

how is any part of a “sexy” book set in Vantucky

how

like I don’t even care about anything else that happens, now I’m thinking of the Hooters off the bridge to/from Vantucky and losing all boners for the rest of the day

how is the Couv in a sex book

gentlemanbones:

samurott:

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

clintbarttons:

"When I was a girl… the sky called me home. Should be interesting to see what calls me next."

Storm #001 

gunshowcomic:

That laugh when you see your main dude and you know youre gonna go wild

Next weekend, August 2&3, RIPExpo!!! Providence! I will be All Up Ins! Please come by! PLEASE COME BY! PLEASE COME BY!!

PATREON! + BACK! + STORE!

themarysue:

omg guys Pedro Pascal said he reads The Mary Sue

(via On Behalf of Dorne, Sailor Oberyn Will Punish You | The Mary Sue)

jordanelse:

Astronomicum Caesareum Illustraions, 1540. Bibliothèque nationale de France.

 

pluckyyoungdonna:

Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service. 

what the HELL

13th Doctor casting update

importantbirds:

This birb is very important. He is 28 years old and knows many words. Most importantly: curse words & loud beeping noises. This birb once fell off his perch and yelled “whoops!”

Funkest old gentleman who say a BAD PHRASE and teach a youngun how a swear a words.  NO gramplom, ples donut have the childe learn the “dingus” and a “dangus” words

johnathonolyon:

yalestewart:

Bruce and Selina commission

Pencil and ink on bristol, 9”x12”

Colors in PS CC

-Yale

NOPE.

TOO MUCH ADORABLE.

I USUALLY DISAPPROVE OF USING ALL CAPS BUT I CAN’T NOT BECAUSE OF ADORABLE.

theartofanimation:

Lynton Levengood

babygoatsandfriends:

 BeeWench Farm

airfortress:

Some more knights ! Of course inspired by the Souls, but not only. 

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS

iguanamouth:

HOLY COW i finally actually really did it, i opened a STORE ENVY 

at the moment ive only got a very limited stock of about 8 different kinds of prints, but all the profit made will go right back into the store, so hopefully ill be able to offer a wider variety of goods Very Soon ! 

currently ive got 6 different kinds of dragon hoards, as well as two other original drawing prints (also a few half-off accidentals)

nothing too big, but if youre interested feel free to check it out !

michaelshillingburg:

I really like making retro electronics, so here’s a gameboy pocket with pokemon red in it! It doesn’t seem like its working too well.

ofools:

me

Dollar Tree (DLTR) is buying its larger rival Family Dollar (FDO) in a cash and stock deal valued at about $8.5 billion. "This acquisition will extend our reach to lower-income customers and strengthen and diversify our store footprint," Dollar Tree CEO Bob Sasser said in a statement.

amazonchique:

Part of an ACTUAL review from one of my books:

"Also, the novelty of homosexual relationships is wearing thin. My table just groaned and rolled their eyes."

Apparently my wife and I are for novelty purposes only.

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