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We Aren't the World: Why Americans Make Bad Study Subjects
firehose"Researchers had been doing the equivalent of studying penguins while believing that they were learning insights applicable to all birds"
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Point, Click, Vote: The AGS Awards
firehosew/e, Space Quest 2 was good
By John Walker on February 25th, 2013 at 8:00 pm.

The annual AGS Awards are open for voting for a couple more weeks. That is, the awards for the best games of 2012 made using Chris Jones’ enormously popular engine. As the adventure genre enjoys a return to the spotlight, what better time to delve into highlights of the last year? NO BETTER TIME. That’s what.
With the Earth’s population finally abandoning their embracing of idiocy and once more welcoming adventure gaming into their hearts and hard drives, AGS ever more proves a great source of both free and commercially successful projects. The likes of Dave Gilbert’s Wadjet Eye games, and the recent Richard & Alice from Denby Raze, show the potential the engine offers. As do the very many other games you’ve likely not heard of, because you don’t spend enough time trawling AGS’s utterly abysmal forum-site splurge. So the annual awards are a great chance to pick through what’s risen to the surface.
Dominating the nominations this year, not surprisingly, is Xii Games’ Resonance, which Richard very much enjoyed. I did too – it’s really very good. It’s up for Best Game, Best Gameplay (whatever that is), Best Dialogue Writing, Best Original Story, Best Puzzles, Best Player Character, Best Non-Player Character, Best Background Art, Best Animation, Best Character Art, Best Programming, Best Sound Effects, Best Voice Work and Best Music. Good grief. Is this like the Oscars, where the noms for Best Picture and Director inexplicably get nominated for Best Hair Cuts and Best Use Of Focus Pulling too? Actually, no – the game really does excel in all these areas (within the rather specific caveat of being a pixel-based AGS game, it should be stressed).

Also appearing a lot of times is Ben Jordan Paranormal Investigator Case 8: Relics of the Past, which I haven’t played but can inform you that the opening titles go on FOREVER, and aren’t very interesting to look at. The Cat Lady, which people keep telling me I should but actually I really hated, is up for a collection too.
Ben Chandler’s very splendid ^_^ is nominated for a Best Short, and is well deserving, even if he is infuriatingly trying to make a game for every obscure bit of punctuation on the keyboard. It’s the number one game for making you want to shout “HEADBUTT OF THE AWAKENINGS!” While the lovely-looking Anna’s Quest Vol.1 gets very deserved entry in Best Animation and Best Character Art (although should also be nominated in the OH GOOD GRIEF JUST SHUT UP AND START Prize category for interminable self-indulgent intros).
Space Quest: Incinerations is a fan-made sequel to the series, and Space Quest II VGA is a remake of the dreadful original Sierra game. Richard’s written about both of them here, observing that the first is a great reinvention of the series, while the latter is a far more bearable version of the terrible original.
Go pick through it all for yourself. Where they’re not free, there will be a demo instead. And you could even give money to people for the good ones!
Barnes & Noble Founder Wants to Take Retail Division Private
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Why Seth MacFarlane’s Misogyny Matters
Jeez, the song was a joke! Can’t you take a joke? Yes, I can take a joke. I can take a bunch! A thousand, 10,000, maybe even more! But after 30 or so years, this stuff doesn’t feel like joking. It’s dehumanizing and humiliating, and as if every single one of those jokes is an ostensibly gentler way of saying, “I don’t think you belong here.” All those little instances add up, grain of sand by grain of sand until I’m stranded in a desert of every “tits or GTFO” joke I’ve ever tried to ignore.
Then came the joke about actresses getting the flu to lose weight. “It paid off,” MacFarlane said. “Looking good.” Well, thank God, because what matters to all women is that we look good for Seth MacFarlane. How many women did he introduce over the course of the night by mentioning how they looked: “Please welcome the lovely ___ ,” “the beautiful ______”? How many men?
Uh, those are compliments! Now he can’t even give women compliments? Compliment away, friends. Let’s compliment the shit out of each other. But let’s be really cognizant of what we compliment each other on, and what that says about what we expect from each other, and what we consider valuable and worth mentioning. It doesn’t matter what Salma Hayek says, because she’s so pretty!
You just don’t like Seth MacFarlane’s sense of humor. What did you expect? Actually, I do like Seth MacFarlane’s sense of humor. (Sometimes. No one likes everything all the time!) I’ve been a loyal Family Guy viewer for almost fifteen years. I’ve been to — and adored — Family Guy: Live. If MacFarlane had sung “Shipoopi” all night, I’d be writing a really different story right now. Instead, there were jokes about how Rex Reed would probably call Adele fat — because that’s what’s important about her — and how someday Quvenzhané Wallis will be old enough to date George Clooney — because that’s what’s important about her — and how sometimes, gasp, a woman might have body hair — because that’s what’s important about them. Women are nags, and Jews run Hollywood! Thank you, Seth MacFarlane, for this cutting-edge humor. Like Mark Wahlberg said, the party’s at Jack Nicholson’s house. You remember, that place where Roman Polanski drugged and raped a 13-year-old girl. Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha.
Music: Newswire: Nine Inch Nails really is going to be a band again, has tour dates and everything
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After nearly four years of distracting himself with soundtrack work, side projects, unsettlingly omniscient streaming services, and some bicep curls, Trent Reznor has confirmed what he's been saying since late last year: Nine Inch Nails is back, with live dates planned for this summer and on into 2014, including a “full-on arena tour of the US this fall.” The official Nine Inch Nails website has been updated with a “Nine Inch Nails — Twenty Thirteen” teaser that leads to this Reznor-written release on Pitchfork, wherein he talks about some tentative musical collaboration with King Crimson’s Adrian Belew that “led to the decision to re-think the idea of what Nine Inch Nails could be”—a brainstorming session that eventually settled on deciding that Nine Inch Nails could be a touring band that plays Nine Inch Nails songs and makes a lot of money again. Or, possibly a travelling improv troupe ...
Read moreThe Shadowrun Introductory Box Set Is Coming
firehoseif ever a system needed a beginner's boxed set
TV: Newswire: Provided Maya Rudolph can get out of Up All Night, she'd like to host her own variety show

Clearly confident that safety standards will prevent NBC from forcing a pregnant lady to ride the broken rollercoaster that is Up All Night much longer, Maya Rudolph is said to be looking to create and star in an old-fashioned variety show, the kind where constant change is an integral part of the entertainment, not a desperately misguided attempt to save it. Deadline reports that the in-demand Rudolph has already passed on as many as five pilot offers this season, telling everyone that, actually, this is what she really wants to do. And while modern variety show revivals haven’t exactly fared well, there is apparently enough faith in Maya Rudolph’s not being Rosie O’Donnell that the idea has garnered interest from ABC, Fox, and even NBC—who presumably hopes that they can kill two birds with one stone by calling it Up All Night With Maya Rudolph, and ...
Read moreFilm: Newswire: The Oscars see increase in younger viewers thanks to teens' bottomless zeal for old musicals
firehose'the highest ratings in the adult demo since Ellen DeGeneres hosted back in 2007, when America was still hot on the trend of “being nice to people.” '

No doubt driven by kid-friendly films like Amour and the younger generation’s zeal for old-fashioned musicals, this year’s Oscars saw a 20-percent upswing in viewers aged 18 to 34 from 2012’s ceremony, in addition to a 100-percent surge in angry articles. Of course, along with that wave of tween Chicagoheads and Amourites tuning in, some of the former and (nearly) all of the latter can be attributed to host Seth MacFarlane, who was brought in specifically to attract younger viewers and say jerky, Seth MacFarlane-type things, and succeeded on both counts. While the debate still rages about his suitability as host, last night’s telecast scored 40.3 million total viewers and delivered the highest ratings in the adult demo since Ellen DeGeneres hosted back in 2007, when America was still hot on the trend of “being nice to people.” It also scored the best overall numbers ...
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Tagged: Horse Meat , in the news , they still don't know Share on FacebookAn Apology To My RSS Readers – But I Had To Do It. (Updated)
firehoseeverybody hates RSS
this full-text post brought to you by http://fulltextrssfeed.com/feeds.feedburner.com/JohnBattellesSearchblog
Some random site running my last post without asking.
If you’re a fan of this site, you’re also probably a fan of RSS – a once-ascendant technology that has been on most everyone’s deathwatch for five or so years. According to Google’s (almost totally outdated) Feedburner service, nearly 450,000 people subscribe to this blog via RSS – although the number of you who actually read my posts is far smaller (according to Feedburner statistics, which I’ve never fully understood).
In any case, from time to time I’ve poked at you poor RSS readers, just to find out if you’re alive. Remember this piece – Is RSS Really Dead? Or this one - Once Again, RSS Is Dead. But ONLY YOU Can Save It!?
In those posts, I asked if my beloved RSS readers were really out there. Turns out, I got tons of comments back – a very high number given the work involved in declaring fealty to the creaky old standard. (It kind of felt like a reshoot of that wonderful final scene in Horton Hears a Who – “Everybody yell real loud, and maybe Google will hear, and not deprecate Feedburner…” But I digress.)
I’ve always kept my RSS feed “full text” – which means the entire post, pictures, words and all, goes out over RSS, and can be picked up by any RSS reader anywhere on the planet. I always have held the belief that it’s more important that my work get distributed than monetized. But not everyone can afford such high minded principles. Many publishers cut their feed short, teasing folks with headlines and a snippet of the story in the hopes that people will click through to the site, where their visit can be properly “monetized” via advertising.
My new feed (sadface).
After much thought, I’m going to do the same. But not for the extra clicks and ads. It’s due to the fraud that’s taken over the content space in the Indpendent Web. Untold legions of bad actors use RSS to scrape “real” sites like this one, then wrap them with ads from exchanges to make a quick buck. The rise of programmatic fraud has made this even worse (see It’s Time To Call Out Fraud In The Adtech Ecosystem for more on this). And no, I’m not going to link to examples – but you can Google “Content Scraping” if you want to learn more.
So, consider this an apology. I am very sorry that you have to click a link to get to the content I make here every day. But also consider this a plea – as in, please do click that link at the top. I very much want you to be part of this conversation.
(And if enough of you complain, you know I’ll listen, and figure out some way around this).
UPDATE: I turned full feed back on. Thanks for all the input.
"The median age of an Academy Awards voter is 62. They are 94% Caucasian and 77% male."
- “10 things the Oscars won’t say.” Via Market Watch. (via climateadaptation)
Behind Seth MacFarlane's Oscars Shout-out to a Journalist and Family Guy Fan - New York Magazine
firehosepresumably this sexist, racist, fat-shaming douchebag will be back next year for me to not watch
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New York Magazine During his opening monologue at last night's Academy Awards, host Seth MacFarlane anticipated — somewhat accurately, it turns out — the public reaction to his highest-profile gig ever. "Worst Oscar host ever," read the initial headline, which got ... Internet totals up Oscar host Seth MacFarlane's many offenses and finds him ...NOLA.com Oscars host Seth MacFarlane panned after 'offensive' jokesTelegraph.co.uk Seth MacFarlane, Creepy ImitatorNew Yorker (blog) Toon Zone -Cinema Blend -AFP all 713 news articles » |
The Doctor Who-James Bond Connection
Helena Airport Manager Blocks TSA From Taking Full-Body Scanner
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Ubuntu with a GUI on a Beagleboard

The Raspberry Pi is great if you’re looking for a cheap yet powerful computer running Linux, but let’s not forget all the other ARM dev boards out there. [Adam] spent some time this weekend putting together an Ubuntu distro for his Beagleboard XM to give it the convenience of a GUI and a whole bunch of drivers to get a lot of stuff done.
The Beagleboard XM is another high power ARM dev board that is a little more capable than the Raspberry Pi. With an integrated USB hub, LVDS LCD displays, and a camera board, the Beagleboard already has a lot of peripherals that are now only promised for the Raspberry Pi. The only problem with the Beagleboard XM is the state of drivers and software; a problem [Adam] resolved by bringing Ubuntu to the Beagleboard.
[Adam]‘s distro comes with all the goodies a relatively high-powered ARM dev board should have: Python, scipy, numpy, and a few cool extras such as GIMP and Chromium. He says it’s a bit faster than the stock Raspbian distro on the Raspberry Pi, so if you’re looking for the best ARM/Linux dev board for your next project, you may want to give [Adam]‘s distro a try.
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Photographer Bill Gekas Shoots Portraits of his Daughter in the Style of Classic Paintings
Australian photographer Bill Gekas creates elaborate portraits of his five-year old daughter that are inspired by classic paintings. Gekas talks about his photography process in this interview with Digital Photography School.
Chicken ‘n Waffles on a Stick
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“It’s sweet, spicy & savory and definitely food truck worthy.”
On Instructables, Imnopeas repurposed a home corn dog making machine to make Chicken ‘n Waffles on a Stick. She served hers with her own Jalapeño Vanilla Breakfast Syrup.
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LG Acquires WebOS Source Code and Patents From HP
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TV: Newswire: Ken Jeong is already looking for other shows beyond Community

While there’s obviously nothing official yet about another season for Community (other than the official notification you just received to let you know, officially, there’s nothing official yet), should the show continue, it could see some definite Chang-es—which is the sort of joke you might be seeing less of, should Ken Jeong defect to ABC's Spy. Jeong has signed on to the U.S. adaptation of the British comedy of the same name, where Rob Corddry will star as a man who accidentally bumbles his way into working for the Secret Service in an attempt to impress his precocious son. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Jeong would co-star as “The Examiner,” a CIA agent described as a “mischievous man” who’s “erratic, incorrigible, and inappropriate with his fellow agents”—a description that’s only an “and also, he is frequently nude” away from being a boilerplate ...
Read moreLong-Lost Continent Found Under the Indian Ocean
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Fingerprint Purchasing Technology Ensures Buyer Has a Pulse
firehosegreat, now I have to pump blood through the severed finger? fuck
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Ikea meatball batch withdrawn in UK over horsemeat find - BBC News
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BBC News Ikea has withdrawn a batch of frozen meatballs from sale in the food section of stores in the UK, and other European countries, after tests in the Czech Republic found traces of horsemeat. The meatballs in 1kg packs were made in Sweden, and labelled as ... Horse Meat In Ikea's Swedish Meatballs, Czech Authorities SayHuffington Post all 105 news articles » |












