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As if running out of toilet paper wasn’t indignity enough, Venezuela is now proving itself incapable of supplying yet another staple of life: sacramental wine.
The country’s Roman Catholic churches are now being asked to ration their dwindling supplies. The wine shortage, much like the country’s recent toilet paper, sugar, coffee, and wheat flour shortages, is a consequence of the government’s shortsighted economic policies. Local suppliers of the sacramental wine used for Mass suffered a bad harvest this year. Imports that could have made up for the shortfall are out of reach due to currency controls that have made dollars scarce.
According to an internal church memo, the Catholic church has given permission to use non-sacramental wines in cases of “extreme necessity.” But sacramental wine isn’t just any wine; it has a higher alcohol content, which, all jokes aside, allows it be stored longer without refrigeration. So while using the more expensive “good stuff” may sound like a treat, it’s actually doubly expensive.
It’s a tough break for a country that is over 90% Roman Catholic—especially given that Venezuela’s wheat flour scarcity has also caused a shortage of altar bread. Soon, the Catholic Church claims, the body and blood of Christ may be in such short supply that it won’t be able to perform mass at all.
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Keating: Russians provided detailed information about Tsarnaev
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shit dude I'd've gone with Odell Lake http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb3XhWL3rEQ (love of god turn the sound down)
Fact check: The creators of the Call of Duty franchise claim that fish moving out of the character's way in the upcoming title for XBox One is powered by the next-generation AI technology. Is it true?
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menswear beat(down)
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Here is the latest Minnesota news from The Associated Press
NECN ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) — Jim Graves is halting his campaign for Congress. The Democrat had been planning for a rematch against Republican Michele Bachmann, who announced yesterday she won't seek re-election. Graves says his goal of getting ... Graves drops out of race to replace BachmannMinnesota Public Radio Why Michele Bachmann's Democratic challenger quit, tooThe Week Magazine With Michele Bachmann out of congressional race, Democrat gives up tooLos Angeles Times NBCNews.com -The Hill (blog) -Washington Times all 143 news articles » |
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Along with that awesome artwork of Nintendo CEO Satoru Iwata as Phoenix Wright, we got a new four-minute trailer for Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies (plus these GIFs from Shahadan!). It’s all in Japanese, but you’ll spot the return of characters like Pearl and Klavier. Watch the Nintendo Direct video after the break:
BUY Ace Attorney games, upcoming releases

Each week, Big Issues focuses on a newly released comic-book issue of significance. This week, it’s X-Men #1. Written by Brian Wood (Conan The Barbarian, Star Wars) and drawn by Olivier Coipel (Thor, House Of M), it’s the debut issue of the first wave of Marvel Now! titles and another success for the remarkable publishing initiative.
When it comes to female characters, no superhero franchise can touch the X-Men. Jean Grey, Storm, Rogue, Polaris, Kitty Pryde, Emma Frost, Psylocke, Dazzler, Jubilee, Rachel Summers, Dani Moonstar, Karma, and Magik are just some of the X-heroines created more than 20 years ago that are still regular presences on comic-book stands, and that’s not including any of the villains or more recent additions to the mutant ensemble. There are so many X-titles because that’s the only way to give all the characters ample panel time in 20-page installments, and ...
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You guys.
Ohmygod, you guys…
I found out where those gifs came from.
…I was not ready for this
Oh great, I’m on the weird side of tumblr again.
What the actual fuck.
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Austria-based designer Francesco Morackini has created the Dildo Maker, a pencil sharpener-like device that will turn any object into the shape of a penis. Morackini suggests an “almost limitless choice” of objects to shape like popsicles, vegetables, candles, or even a stick of butter, but cautions that any soft object should be frozen before shaping it with the Dildo Maker.
In 2013 Francesco Morackini introduces the Dildomaker, from the “tools” serie. Playing around with the cliche: “Sex sales” The Dildomaker’s purpose is to provide the users what they really want: “Pleasure” and moreover “sexual pleasure”. The Dildomaker is just a tool which doesn’t give pleasure directely. The distance created here on purpose, tries to raise questions on our relationship between us and manufactured products.
images via Francesco Morackini
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firehose"thanks to [Jeri]‘s clever engineering the entire system should be priced at about $200"
also "Team For Chess" is a brillsforrills pun

In the last year, [Jeri Ellsworth] has been very busy. She was hired by Valve, started development of an augmented reality system, fired by Valve, and started a new company with [Rick Johnson] to bring her augmented reality glasses to the market. On the last Amp Hour podcast she spilled the beans on what went down at Valve, how her glasses work, and what her plans for the future are.
[Jeri] and [Rick]‘s castAR glasses aren’t virtual reality glasses like the Oculus Rift or other virtual reality glasses that cut you off from the real world. The castAR glasses preserve your peripheral vision by projecting images and objects onto a gray retro-reflective mat and allows you to interact with a virtual environment with an electronic wand. So far, there are a few demos for the castAR system; a Jenga clone, and a game of battle chess called Team For Chess, a wonderful reference to Valve’s hat simulator.
The electronics inside the castAR glasses are fairly impressive; new frames are drawn on the retro-reflective surface at 100 Hz, positioning accuracy is in the sub-millimeter range, and thanks to [Jeri]‘s clever engineering the entire system should be priced at about $200. Not too bad for an awesome device that can be used not only for D&D and Warhammer, but also for some very cool practical applications like visualizing engineering models of 3D prints before they’re printed.
The short film “FITZCARDBOARDALDO” by artist Robin Frohardt is an elaborate cardboard tribute to the 1982 film Fitzcarraldo by Werner Herzog. In Herzog’s film, an Irish man in pursuit of Peruvian rubber embarks on a foolish quest to transport a 320-ton steamship up a hill in the jungle—a feat that was actually recreated for the film without special effects in the famously difficult production. The film was the subject of a making-of documentary, Burden of Dreams by Les Blank. Frohardt also made a making-of documentary for “FITZCARDBOARDALDO” entitled “Corrugation of Dreams.”
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Photographer Paul Octavious has been matching Pantone color swatches to real world objects in his photos series #thepantoneproject. You can follow along on his Instagram.
via Complex
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image via The Logo Company
The colors companies use in their logos, websites, and other properties has a profound impact on how customers think of and feel about those companies. The above infographic from The Logo Company shows which emotions people associate with different colors, and gives examples of the companies that tend to make use of them. Analytics company KISSmetrics also created an infographic that shows how different colors affect which customers will purchase a product.
image by KISSmetrics via Buffer
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Fluffy Cows
[via]I think we all need to have a serious discussion about these magnificent cows.
just as good as fat birdies but in a different way
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attn: saucie; model trains + sheep = TAL
“I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already!” Said No one in history ever. Time to enjoy some of this week’s featured printed items.
Gabe sculpted a ‘Genese Character’ in Mudbox and Softimage (both from Autodesk). The statue is about 8 inch tall, printed in polyamide and has an awesome spikey texture.
The Carapace ring from Noah Beasley is an alien ouroboros ring in gold plated polished brass.
Andreas Rittershofer from http://3ddecodetails.com designs great models to detail the roofs of your model railroad structures! Check out the amazing paint job he did on the cooling unit and air conduct in 1:160 (N-scale). Prime gray shows once more why it is an amazing material for all kinds of scale models.
And last but not least, hailing from Australia, we have the CXB sheep wagon from Marbelup Models. Not just the wagon was printed (prime gray), also the sheep load (alumide). Both the wagon and the sheep (90 of them) were painted to add a realistic texture.
Don’t forget to put your own designs in the gallery to show your work to the world.