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13 Jun 19:39

Music: Newswire: Lil Wayne to retire again, if Lil Wayne can be believed

by Mike Vago
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fuck wayne

Jimmy Kimmel got the scoop that rapper Lil Wayne will retire after releasing Tha Carter 5. Take this news with a grain of salt, as it comes from a very unreliable source: Lil Wayne. Then throw in another pinch of salt because Tha Carter 5 is not Weezy's next album. That might be his upcoming planned collaborations with Juelz Santana, Drake, Big Tymers, T-Pain—or possibly several of those names at once. Or it might be Devol, an album of love songs written while the rapper was in prison. Or maybe it's Teeth, an album he'll probably write and record while in the waiting room at the dentist. Or it's the double album's worth of material he wrote just now, while you were reading this article. 

And assuming this retirement actually goes ahead as planned, don't expect it to last. It's pretty unimaginable ...

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13 Jun 19:38

Snapcat, An App That Lets Cats Take Selfies By Pawing the Screen

by Kimber Streams

Snapcat

Snapcat is an app that lets cats take selfies by pawing at a little red dot on the screen. The app — whose name is a clever play on the popular photo app Snapchat — is currently available to download from Google Play, and those with an EyeEm account can try out the browser version of Snapcat.

Snapcat Snapcat

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13 Jun 19:34

TV: Great Job, Internet!: Arrested Development becomes the fighting video game it was always meant to be with Bluthfighter 

by Danny Gallagher

The guy who brought the world the Lego: Breaking Bad parody has delivered another pop culture infused video game parody video that the world will probably never get to actually play. This time, YouTuber Brian K. Anderson turned his attention to the recent resurrection of Arrested Development to create Bluthfighter, an AD-inspired two-on-two fighting game that lets various members of the Bluth family (and Carl Weathers) beat the snot out of each other for our amusement. Of course, each character has their own Mortal Kombat-esque special moves and abilities like GOB's Segway-powered rush attack and Tobias' freezing blue balls, so watch out for Lindsay's razor-sharp collarbone katana.  [via CNET

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13 Jun 19:34

Rupert Murdoch Filed for Divorce From Third Wife Wendi Deng - ABC News


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Media mogul Rupert Murdoch filed divorce papers from his wife of 14 years, Wendi Deng, on Thursday, a spokesman confirmed to ABC News. Murdoch, 82, chairman and chief executive officer of News Corp., married Deng, 44, in 1999 in New York City.
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13 Jun 19:34

Advanced Alien Civilization Discovers Uninhabitable Planet

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The advanced beings said they have concluded that any attempt to colonize or even travel to RP-26 would be a futile endeavor, because by the time they reached the distant planet its coastlines would have washed away, and the remaining landmasses would be plagued by widespread drought and famine.

“Frankly, it would be pretty pointless to explore it any further unless we wanted to study how things die,” Dr. Xanarth said. “It’s basically going to be an ugly, befouled rock covered in a thick soup of deadly chemicals. It would need to be terraformed before we could even walk on its surface, which, let’s face it, I don’t think anyone in their right mind would be willing to do.”

“As for the intelligent life-forms inhabiting that planet right now, God help them, because that whole place is going to hell,” she added. “It’s really a shame, too, because all our data suggests they would have made for really good eating.”

CONSTELLATION HYDRA—Dashing the hopes of those among them who believed the faraway world would surely prove habitable, astronomers from the Terxus II star system announced Thursday that a recently discovered planet remarkably like their own is in fa...
13 Jun 19:31

Inside the Brooklyn Townhouse of Mike D of the Beastie Boys

by EDW Lynch

Mike D's Brooklyn Townhouse

Beastie Boys founding member Mike Diamond (Mike D) recently gave The New York Times an inside look at the Brooklyn townhouse he shares with his wife Tamra Davis and their two sons. The couple moved to the three-story townhouse a year and a half ago after an extensive six month renovation. The first floor includes a work-at-home space, the second floor is the domain of their sons, and the top floor was converted into a master suite. For more photos of the house, see this New York Times gallery.

Mike D's Brooklyn Townhouse

Mike D's Brooklyn Townhouse

Mike D's Brooklyn Townhouse

Mike D's Brooklyn Townhouse

Mike D's Brooklyn Townhouse

Mike D's Brooklyn Townhouse

photos by Trevor Tondro for The New York Times

13 Jun 19:28

Daenerys' whole storyline on Game of Thrones is messed up

by Charlie Jane Anders
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"essentially, a liberal white woman who goes around saving and civilising brown people"

basically GoT is how everyone is discovering how fucked up western fantasy fiction has been forever

Daenerys' whole storyline on Game of Thrones is messed up

Last week's Game of Thrones season finale ended with a scene full of racial imagery that seemed kind of messed up. But actually, argues comedian Aamer Rahman, Daenerys' whole storyline has been problematic from the very beginning. Here's why.

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13 Jun 19:26

Antonin Scalia Does Not Believe In Molecular Biology

Justice Antonin Scalia agrees with his fellow Supreme Court justices that naturally occurring genes can't be patented. Where he appears to differ: The existence of genes, the basic science of genetics, molecular biology, and evolution.
13 Jun 19:18

GWAR Covers ‘Carry On Wayward Son’ by Kansas

by Justin Page

The satirical heavy metal band GWAR stopped by the A.V. Club offices to cover the 1979 classic rock song “Carry On Wayward Son” by Kansas for a final A.V. Undercover session.

video via The Onion

via The World’s Best Ever

13 Jun 19:18

Hot Tub Cinema, A Pop-Up Movie Theater with Hot Tubs

by EDW Lynch

Hot Tub Cinema

Hot Tub Cinema is a London-based pop-up event in which attendees watch a film from the comfort of an array of hot tubs. During the summer months the event is held at night on rooftops, providing attendees with expansive views of the London skyline. In the colder months the event takes place in a variety of indoor venues. Tickets for the summer season, which runs through September, are on sale now.

Hot Tub Cinema

via Coolthings.com, Neatorama

photos via Hot Tub Cinema, video via ITN

13 Jun 19:16

DOJ to Apple's Eddy Cue: 'Did your customers thank you for raising prices?'

by Greg Sandoval

Eddy Cue, the Apple executive who helped build iTunes and iBookstore, revealed some potentially embarrassing information this morning at the company's ebook antitrust trial in Manhattan.

Cue took the stand after being by called by Lawrence Buterman, an attorney for the US Department of Justice, which has accused Apple of participating in a scheme to raise and fix ebook prices in 2010. Cue confirmed that very early on when Apple was weighing whether to enter the ebook market, he discussed a plan with then CEO Steve Jobs that called for offering Amazon a deal: Apple would stay out of the ebooks market if Amazon stayed out of music. This kind of arrangement could be considered anticompetitive and illegal.

Apple never went through with the plan but the government certainly tried illustrating that Apple was willing to play fast and loose with the rules as it began to enter the ebook market. The morning definitely went to Buterman, who appeared to poke holes in Cue's story as well as embarrass Apple. Cue is likely to have an easier time in the afternoon when Apple's attorneys get a chance to question him.


Cue acknowledged that as a result of Apple's agreement, ebook prices would rise

The DOJ filed an lawsuit last year accusing Apple and five of the country's book publishers of conspiring to fix ebook prices and limit Amazon's ability to discount ebooks. The publishers believed the low prices hurt their distribution and Apple wanted to snatch away the company's chief competitive advantages, the government alleges. The publishers, however, settled with the government, leaving Apple alone to fight the charges.

Key to the government's claims are Apple's insistence that the publishers force Amazon to agree to an "agency" model, giving publishers the power to price ebooks and handcuff Amazon's managers when it came to discounting. Cue said on the stand that at some point, Apple quit caring because their contracts with the publishers guaranteed that Apple would get access to the lowest price offered online — and still be allowed to take its 30 percent commission.

The government tried to show that Apple was playing fast and loose

Cue acknowledged that as a result of Apple's agreement with the publishers, ebook prices would rise. The government argues that because of Apple's guarantee to get the lowest possible price, it forced the publishers to require all retailers boost prices. Cue said he was indifferent about what other retailers did.

"Do you think your customers care?" Buterman asked, as someone in the audience gasped. "Who protected Apple's customers from the higher prices?

"I did," Cue said. He told the court that customers were happy with the iBookstore. Later Buterman asked Cue if any of Apple's customers complained about the higher prices. Cue responded that "they may or may not have, I can't recall." Buterman then asked if any of Apple's customers thanked the company for raising prices. This is how it went for much of the morning.

Cue stays on the stand this afternoon as he's cross-examined by Apple's own legal team.

13 Jun 19:16

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13 Jun 19:16

'Watch Dogs' director on PRISM surveillance: 'It's like reality is catching up to the game'

by Sean Hollister

In the upcoming video game Watch Dogs, you play Aiden Pierce, a rogue hacker in a seemingly dystopian future Chicago — a city where every piece of technology is controlled by a supercomputer, where every citizen is monitored by a citywide operating system. It's a surveillance state which wormed its way into place by providing Wi-Fi as a basic human right, and where the government claims it can use surveillance to stop crime before it happens.

Ubisoft announced the game nearly a year ago, when its ideas seemed plausible but perhaps slightly far-fetched. But in light of PRISM, the US government's alleged internet surveillance program, Ubisoft developers are starting to look practically prescient. "It's like reality is catching up to the game," Watch Dogs lead game designer Danny Belanger tells The Verge.


"Data collection is immensely powerful, and most of the big internet giants track it and use it," he suggests. "They can predict who you're going to vote for and predict the kind of person you are... and maybe try to influence that."

Watch Dogs, he says, is about asking ourselves the moral questions that arise when faced with that reality. "Data collection, social media, having all these cameras 24/7... in my most intimate moments, reading in bed, there's a camera in my face." Belanger relates.

"In my most intimate moments... there's a camera in my face."

In the game, Aiden has access to all of those cameras, and can use or abuse that power as players see fit. Hack into the city police's crime prediction server, and you can attempt to save citizens. But Ubisoft also showed us how you can hack into a mother's laptop webcam — you can hear baby cries coming from an adjacent room — and steal her bank account number to further your own ends. While both of these scenarios are totally optional, that's not true of "profiling" people you meet. In Watch Dogs, you'll know the name, occupation, salary, and secrets of every pedestrian, because Aiden has access to the government's secret database. It's a core element of gameplay.

As eerie (and entertaining to play) as the idea might be, Belanger admits that at least Aiden's powers over physical objects in the environment — car alarms, traffic bollards, individual devices connected to the power grid — aren't realistic as of today. "The smart city isn't there yet," he says. "But it's coming."

13 Jun 19:15

LEGO Maps of the London Underground

by Kimber Streams

LEGO Underground

The London Underground is celebrating its 150th anniversary with the addition of five Lego maps that chart the evolution of the underground from 1927 to today, and then project what the Tube may look like in 2020. Each map is made of about 1000 Lego bricks, and the five maps are on display at South Kensington, Piccadilly Circus, Green Park, Stratford, and King’s Cross station until the end of the summer, at which point they’ll be moved to the London Transport Museum. More photos of the colorful Lego maps can be found at BuzzFeed and Digital Arts.

LEGO Underground

LEGO Underground

photos by Getty via BuzzFeed

via BuzzFeed

13 Jun 19:15

Intel Removes "Free" Overclocking From Standard Haswell CPUs

by timothy
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great

crookedvulture writes "With its Sandy Bridge and Ivy Bridge processors, Intel allowed standard Core i5 and i7 CPUs to be overclocked by up to 400MHz using Turbo multipliers. Reaching for higher speeds required pricier K-series chips, but everyone got access to a little "free" clock headroom. Haswell isn't quite so accommodating. Intel has disabled limited multiplier control for non-K CPUs, effectively limiting overclocking to the Core i7-4770K and i5-4670K. Those chips cost $20-30 more than their standard counterparts, and surprisingly, they're missing a few features. The K-series parts lack the support for transactional memory extensions and VT-d device virtualization included with standard Haswell CPUs. PC enthusiasts now have to choose between overclocking and support for certain features even when purchasing premium Intel processors. AMD also has overclocking-friendly K-series parts, but it offers more models at lower prices, and it doesn't remove features available on standard CPUs."

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13 Jun 19:14

Fez 2 announced [update: Disasterpeace involved]

by Richard Mitchell
Fez 2 announced

In a surprise announcement at the end of the Horizon conference, it was revealed that Fez 2 is in development at Polytron. The brief trailer revealed little else, though the soundtrack sounded very similar to the work that composer Disasterpeace did for the original Fez.

Update: The video's description confirms Disasterpeace's involvement.

JoystiqFez 2 announced [update: Disasterpeace involved] originally appeared on Joystiq on Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:02:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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13 Jun 19:14

Keita Takahashi and Journey producer Robin Hunicke working on new project

by Richard Mitchell
Keita Takahashi and Journey producer Robin Hunicke working on new project
During the E3 alternative Horizon conference, former Journey producer and now Funomena head Robin Hunicke announced a partnership with Katamari Damacy and Noby Noby Boy creator Keita Takahashi.

Very little was revealed about the game, though Takahashi asked the audience to "imagine blocks coming to life." The idea came from playing with his son, said Takahashi. The game will be present at tonight's Horizon mixer, and we'll be on the scene.

JoystiqKeita Takahashi and Journey producer Robin Hunicke working on new project originally appeared on Joystiq on Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:23:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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13 Jun 19:14

Two new Double Fine projects being funded by Indie Fund

by Richard Mitchell
Two Double Fine projects being funded by Indie Fund
Indie Fund is funding two original projects with Double Fine. The news was announced during the Horizon conference by Indie Fund's Kellee Santiago and Double Fine producer Greg Rice. Santiago didn't offer any additional details, saying only that there would be more revealed in "the coming months."

Double Fine is currently very busy, working on two Kickstarted games - Broken Age and Massive Chalice - the music game DropChord and now two more games with Indie Fund.

JoystiqTwo new Double Fine projects being funded by Indie Fund originally appeared on Joystiq on Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:32:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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13 Jun 19:14

China is silent on Edward Snowden but Chinese state media are having a field day

by Lily Kuo
Independent papers in Hong Kong have also made hay with the Snowden scandal.

Chinese officials haven’t officially commented on the Edward Snowden case and the US’s PRISM spying program, but inside China, state media are making the most of it.

China’s foreign ministry has been careful to say only that the government has “noticed the related media reports.” Analysts speculate that China, which has long suffered US accusations of Chinese hacking and censorship is silently condoning the rest of the world’s outrage about US hypocrisy.

Chinese media, on the other hand, are piping up. As Beijing-based writer Bill Bishop says, it’s Christmas in June and Edward Snowden is Santa Claus. On June 13, the Global Times, a state-run tabloid, wrote in an editorial: “Before Snowden is silenced, Washington owes China an explanation of whether the US as an internet superpower abused its power over our vital interests.” Xinhua, in an article at the top of its website, wrote “World opinion is largely sympathetic and supportive of Snowden.” The China Daily ran this cartoon:

The Statue of Liberty holds a tape recorder and a microphone. China Daily

The official silence is not surprising. China prides itself on a policy of not interfering with other countries’ affairs—treatment Beijing would like in return. (China has, however, issued a report on the state of human rights in the US.) But state media often serve as proxies for official opinion. The People’s Daily, which owns the Global Times, is after all the official mouthpiece of the party.

Or after seeing the debate sweep across Chinese internet forums, authorities may have felt the need to influence the discussion. As of today, over 200,000 comments related to Snowden had been posted on China’s Sina Weibo microblog platform—with some bloggers calling for a whistleblower of their own. Others criticized the US as “shameless.”

“The Snowden case is very convenient for China, and it has certainly reset the conversation, but the change is mainly in public opinion,” said Eneken Tikk-Ringas, of the security think tank International Institute for Strategic Studies. In this situation, the Chinese public—not the US—is Beijing’s main concern.


13 Jun 19:13

Capitol Cider ready for picking on E Pike

by jseattle
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via Snorkmaiden
meanwhile, in Seattle

ps: 'The new pub intends to have “the largest array of draft cider in the USA,” according to the announcement of Thursday’s official opening. ... a 30-tap selection of ciders, another 100 bottled ciders'

*ahem*

http://bushwhackercider.com/ciders/

bottle list: 205, not counting the four ciders they brew on site

IMG_9622The fine tuning is complete. As the state’s apple crop ripens in the golden sun of lovely Royal City, Washington (and Seattle!), the highly anticipated Capitol Cider is open for business — officially — starting Thursday night. Though some of you have already begun working your way through its orchard-deep cider offerings.

The former art gallery transformed into a 4,000 square-foot, two-level cider bar at 818 E Pike features a 30-tap selection of ciders, another 100 bottled ciders and gluten-free pub food. It neighbors French-inspired shop and cooking school Paris Eastside and an in-the-works Starbucks at Pike and Broadway.IMG_9597

Cider is a trend — and also part of Washington State’s agricultural history.

“Drinking fresh cider from the farm is part of our heritage. It’s a traditional American beverage,” first-time pub owner Spencer Reilly told CHS when we first talked with him about the project in August 2012. “There’s a culture of cider in almost every small orchard town.”

The new pub intends to have “the largest array of draft cider in the USA,” according to the announcement of Thursday’s official opening.

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Reilly and business partner and chef Jordan Sinclair have brought in Phil Thompson, formerly of Coterie Room and Tavern Law, to manage the bar. Or bars.

Capitol Cider intends to be taken seriously for its food in addition to its cider. The pub offers “a gluten-free menu with recipes naturally designed to exclude gluten ingredients; everything offered on the menu is made in-house, from the cold-brew coffee and hand-cut fries to the batter on the fish & chips.” Thompson’s will also be mixing a “craft cocktail program” with “fresh-squeezed juices and ingredients, and features a wide array of liquors, including the largest selection of apple brandy and Calvados in the state.”

Capitol Cider is divided into two levels — each with a full bar fed by the dozens of ciders on tap. Downstairs, cider drinkers will find The Ballast Bar & Gameroom replete with”two 18-foot shuffleboard tables, a stage with a 107-year-old piano, a fireplace and a 20-foot communal table and plenty of room for games and shenanigans. Consider it a cousin to the subterranean Narwhal addition to the Unicorn up E Pike only patrons are playing checkers, not Galaga.IMG_9691

Upstairs, visitors enter into a pub hung salon style with original oil paintings created by students at Capitol Hill’s Gage Academy of Art where Reilly’s mother — who also provided design expertise for Capitol Cider — chairs the board.

Included in the oils is a portrait of founding father John Adams who, we’re told, “attributed his long life and good health to a tankard of cider before breakfast.”

You can choose which Capitol Hill food and drink trend to file the timely project under: from gluten-free experimenters to drinking halls and pubs to single-focus specialties to 2013′s continuing wave of new Hill bars and restaurants – this makes 17, by the way.

Capitol Cider will be open daily, 4p-2a with food until midnight.

You can learn more at capitolcider.com or on the Capitol Cider Facebook page.

(Image: @gageacademy)

(Image: @gageacademy)

13 Jun 19:07

anastasiadove: This is why Sarah Jane was the best companion

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anastasiadove:

This is why Sarah Jane was the best companion

13 Jun 19:06

When the DA tells me and my client we won’t win

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13 Jun 18:50

Fat Body Politics: On Sexism And Comic Con Panels

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It makes me angry that I have to do this, but I’m going to do it anyway. Last week at Denver Comic Con, I went to a panel on women and body image in comics that I had very high hopes for. It was modded by the same woman who’d modded the very excellent Geek Girl panel earlier that day, and had two of the same panelists, but it was absolutely ruined by the actions of one man. I forgot his name because, quite honestly, I started calling him Douchey McFuckface about two minutes into the panel, but I got it from the mod through Twitter. It’s Andrew Mark of Legacy Action Comics, and his Twitter can be found here at https://twitter.com/LegacyAC. I would not normally do this, but this man, over the course of the panel:

*Asked the audience who thought women in comics were objectified, and when the entire audience raised their hands, said “Are you fucking stupid?”

*Justified the hypersexualized portrayal of women in comic books with “Artists just draw what writers give them, it’s the writer’s fault”

*Cut off a professor of media studies in mid-sentence when she tried to point out that yes, there is a connection between media and body image

*Insisted that men and women were equally objectified in comics because Superman has underwear on the outside of his costume

*Interrupted an audience member who was asking a question to talk about how “fucking hilarious” the Hawkeye Initiative is after it was explained by another audience member

*Browsed on his phone during the panel, ignoring audience questions entirely

*When I tried to explain the difference between attraction and objectification, responded by saying inequalities in objectification were clearly women’s fault, because women need to objectify men more

*Glared at and refused to answer an audience member after he tried to defend not drawing muscles on women by saying “we don’t have time for that” and she quite reasonably asked why, then, he had time to draw muscles on men

*Asked the audience if they “know comics aren’t real, right?”

*And, as a capper, used the phrase “twinks” as a homophobic slur at the end of the panel

I have probably been to forty panels at five different cons now, and I have never witnessed a panelist being so actively cruel, rude, and downright unprofessional during a panel. It’s sad because Legacy Action Comics is the kind of small local venture I would normally like to support, but given his behavior, I want everyone to know exactly how unprofessional and misogynistic this man is. At the panel, they openly chastised the audience and essentially told them that the continuing portrayal of skimpily clothed women in comics was their fault, because they “didn’t do anything about it” and “money talks.” Well, I’m doing something about it, and I hope money does talk. If anyone has bought/heard of Legacy Action comics, please don’t buy from them any more-I know I don’t want my money going to support someone who thinks these behaviors and attitudes are acceptable, and I hope you don’t want yours going their either. It’s sad because Legacy Action Comics is, by all appearances, the kind of small, local business I would normally go out of my way to support, but through his boorish and misogynistic behavior, Andrew Mark absolutely shot that in the foot.

I will probably be posting some more of the arguments I heard at this panel, and dissecting their fallaciousness, later, but for now I just wanted to get this out there and let people know that this kind of behavior is not acceptable and (hopefully) will not be tolerated by the geek community.

Fat Body Politics: On Sexism And Comic Con Panels:

geekygothgirl:

It makes me angry that I have to do this, but I’m going to do it anyway. Last week at Denver Comic Con, I went to a panel on women and body image in comics that I had very high hopes for. It was modded by the same woman who’d modded the very excellent Geek Girl panel earlier…

(growling softly)

13 Jun 18:31

Show me the clicks: Twitter offers tweet analytics feature to all

by Matt Brian
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most faves:
Børkbørkbørk Cørndeebørk (8)
Fibonacci Numberbatch (6)
Mansplaining Checkprivilege (6)
Aquateen Hungerforce (6)
Leeloudallas Multipass (6)
Lifesbecome Cumbersome (6)
Petersagal Carlkasell (6)
Macbookpro Costsabunch (5)
Butheresmynumber Callmemaybe (5)
Malkovich Malkovich (5)
Babybear Coldporridge (5)
Bonnaroo Chlamydiatest (5)
Backhanded Compliment (5)
Doctorwho Writesthisshit (5)
Doctordonna Amibovvered (5)
Juicyfruit Sippycup (5)

most RTs:
Fibonacci Numberbatch (13)
Betterfaster Workitharder (8)
Macbookpro Costsabunch (6)
Blackadder Cunningplan (6)
Bellylint Crotchlesspant (6)
Bargain Couch Craigslist Rash (5)
Breakfasttime Coffeepot (5)
Børkbørkbørk Cørndeebørk (4)
Mansplaining Checkprivilege (4)
Butheresmynumber Callmemaybe (4)
Bulk Edamame Costco Batch (4)
Snugglebuns Cuddleclutch (4)
Timberlake Sexyback (4)

most total interactions (Faves+RTs+replies):
Fibonacci Numberbatch (20)
Børkbørkbørk Cørndeebørk (14)
Betterfaster Workitharder (12)
Macbookpro Costsabunch (11)
Mansplaining Checkprivilege (10)
Aquateen Hungerforce (9)
Leeloudallas Multipass (9)
Butheresmynumber Callmemaybe (9)
Bargain Couch Craigslist Rash (9)
Blackadder Cunningplan (9)
Lifesbecome Cumbersome (8)
Petersagal Carlkasell (8)
Malkovich Malkovich (8)
Bulk Edamame Costco Batch (8)
Bellylint Crotchlesspant (8)
Babybear Coldporridge (7)
Bonnaroo Chlamydiatest (7)
Backhanded Compliment (7)
Timberlake Sexyback (7)
Friskycat Scamperfriend (7)
"@se13design Englebert Humperdink + Benedict Cumberbatch =" Dinglebit Buckerhatch (7)
Barada Klaatunikto (7)
Snugglebuns Cuddleclutch (7)
Breakroomfridge Kefirthief (7)
Breakfasttime Coffeepot (7)

Originally available to advertising partners, Twitter Analytics platform is now open to the public. The dashboard allows Twitter users to check the performance of their tweets and view breakdowns of their followers which are presented in neat tables and graphs for easy reference. The tool originally allowed only website owners and advertisers to track their tweets, but is now available to anyone with a Twitter account.


Find your most popular tweets

In the Timeline Activity view, tweets are listed alongside the number of favorites, retweets, and replies they have received. Twitter also tracks how many times links within a tweet have been clicked and highlights better performing posts based on their reach. The Followers view offers a graph charting follower growth and also splits followers into interest, location, and gender demographics. All of the data can be downloaded in a CSV file, allowing users to remix or display the data as they see fit.

While all Twitter users are able to access Twitter Analytics, it appears that not all accounts are displaying detailed information. We have asked Twitter for comment on its plans for Analytics, and we'll update you accordingly.

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13 Jun 18:30

KK Slider tote bag by Culty This “Hit the Tracks”...

by 20xx


KK Slider tote bag by Culty

This “Hit the Tracks” bag ($19) is perfect for carrying some records to and from Club LOL, or for holding on to fossils and bugs you find around, or even something you might actually do in real life.

Who knew there would be choices for KK Slider totes?

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13 Jun 18:27

Deus Ex Director's Cut coming to 360, PS3, PC, Mac later this year

by Mike Suszek
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yay PC


Deus Ex: Human Revolution Director's Cut will launch on Xbox 360, PS3 and PC/Mac later this year, Square Enix announced in a press release. The version was initially announced for Wii U in March, and Eidos Montreal said the Director's Cut improvements were not planned for other platforms as of April.

The touchscreen features seen in the Director's Cut version developed for the Wii U version will translate to Microsoft's SmartGlass app and the PlayStation Vita.

Continue reading Deus Ex Director's Cut coming to 360, PS3, PC, Mac later this year

JoystiqDeus Ex Director's Cut coming to 360, PS3, PC, Mac later this year originally appeared on Joystiq on Tue, 11 Jun 2013 19:51:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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13 Jun 18:26

Stop Saying These Stupid Things On Twitter

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tl;dr:
"Not The Onion"
"Whoa"
"MUST-READ"
calling someone a troll
"I see what you did there."
"stay classy"
"well-played, sir"
"that thing where."
"shots fired."
"I can’t even with this"
“Too soon.”
“serious question”
“apparently __ is a thing.”
“pro tip.”
“this is why we can’t have nice things.”
“derp,”
starting with "in which"

by the way, "Benjamin Hart is a front-page editor at The Huffington Post" LOLOLOLOL #NOTTHEONION BUT SERIOUSLY I CAN'T EVEN!!!!!!!!!!!! I SEE WHAT HE DID THERE, WE GOT TROLLED!!!! THAT THING WHERE MUST-READ WAS SHOTS FIRED DERP

If you hang around Twitter long enough, you’ll become alternately inured to and irritated by the grinding repetitiveness of a few stock phrases, which come at you like a Greek chorus of unoriginality.
13 Jun 18:24

Nintendo: If devs are worried about used game sales, they should make better games

by Brian Crecente
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The best way for console makers to deal with the used games market is to ensure their games are so good that people don't want to trade them in, Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aime told Polygon. But supporting used games is also important, he added.

"We have been very clear, we understand that used games are a way for some consumers to monetize their games," Fils-Aime said. "They will buy a game, play it, bring it back to their retailer to get credit for their next purchase. Certainly, that impacts games that are annualized and candidly also impacts games that are maybe undifferentiated much more than [it] impacts Nintendo content. Why is that? Because the replayability of our content is super strong. The consumer wants to keep playing Mario Kart. The consumer want to keep playing New Super Mario Bros. They want to keep playing Pikmin. So we see that the trade-in frequency on Nintendo content is much less than the industry average – much, much less. So for us, we have been able to step back and say that we are not taking any technological means to impact trade-in and we are confident that if we build great content, then the consumer will not want to trade in our games."

Used games have become a hot-button topic this year as both Microsoft and Sony continue to detail how their new consoles will operate.

While Microsoft won't charge any fees as a platform holder for the sale or purchase of used Xbox One games, they are leaving it up to individual publishers to decide whether their games can be sold or traded — a policy that hasn't been very popular.

"The trade-in frequency on Nintendo content is much less than the industry average – much, much less."

When Sony announced during their E3 press conference, held half a day after Microsoft's, that they wouldn't have such restrictions, the news was met with thundering applause.

That spontaneous reaction, Fils-Aime said, was likely not just a message to Sony, but "probably a bigger one to the [publisher] who went earlier in the day."

Sony is still allowing publishers to decide whether the online portion of their games will require some extra fee to be re-activated when resold.

The end result is three next-gen consoles with three sets of used game policies. Ultimately, it will be up to the publishers to decide how they want their games to be bought and re-sold. I asked Fils-Aime if Nintendo is prepared to stick to their open used games policy in the face of publishers who may want Nintendo's policy to become more restrictive, like Microsoft's or Sony's.

"The fact of the matter is, we will see what happens with publishers," he said, "but it seems to me that every major publisher has come and said we don't mind used games."

Nintendo's approach to used games may be in part driven by the fact that the publisher is having increasing success with the sale of downloadable versions of its games.

In April, Nintendo announced that about a quarter of the 3.86 million copies of Animal Crossing: New Leaf sold in Japan were purchased through its online store.

Nintendo found that once a person made a purchase through the online store, they were much more likely to purchase other games or content. In their current form, those disc-less games can't be traded in, lent to friends or sold, essentially removing any question of a used game market.

"But it seems to me that every major publisher has come and said we don't mind used games."

Despite the increasing popularity of purchasing games online and downloading them, Fils-Aim said he doesn't think "digital games" will supplant physical copies and the retailers who sell them anytime soon.

"I don't see [Nintendo stopping the sale of game discs] in the future, certainly not the near-term future," he said. "For us, retail is a key part of our overall business. Retailers play a huge role in driving awareness. Their stores play a large role in consumers having an experience with their interactives. We couldn't do a program like what we are doing with Best Buy without the power of retail and letting consumers play four games that haven't been released yet. The only place you can see these games is either here at E3 or at a 100 best buy locations in the U.S. and in Canada. So we see a very strong role for physical product in the near-term."

Ultimately, Fils-Aime said, he doesn't know how much the used game policies of a console will weigh on a gamer's decision to purchase a console, but with the least restrictive policies, it's not something Nintendo has to worry about.

"I think we'll have to wait and see," he said. "I am not sure what the next steps will be, how the different competitors will respond to each other. Again, for us, it is about the games. We want to give the consumers a great gameplay experience."

13 Jun 18:20

Judge Ignores Pleas of Woman Arrested for Protesting Sexual Assault

by Max Read
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via Toaster Strudel

From the "Videos That Will Give You Nightmares" department: KLAS in Las Vegas has obtained tape of family court marshals illegally arresting a woman accusing one of them of sexual assault—as the presiding officer ignores her pleas for help or explanation.

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13 Jun 18:17

US Navy drops all-caps communication requirement

by Jacob Kastrenakes
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ATTN: MULTITASKSUICIDE

For over a century, the United States Navy has written its communications using only capital letters, but that tradition is now going through a sea change. The Navy has finally allowed lowercase letters to find their way into official communications, meaning sentences from here on out should largely use conventional capitalization. Navy Times reports that the all-caps format was a holdout from early telecommunication systems that only supported capital letters. The Navy began use of such systems around the 1850s, but has finally made the change in response to younger sailors' preference for the more-readable mixed case formatting.

The decision is part of a broader initiative to overhaul the Navy's communication systems. The Navy says that the new systems will be more efficient and ultimately save it over $15 million each year. Included among those simplifications is leaving behind the Defense Message System — a type of secure electronic communication — for a more traditional email system. Altogether, it'll allow the Navy to reduce the servers handling these communications from 100 machines down to just five. The Navy's communication plans and changes were first announced last month, but have only now been made public.