
On November 4, an earthquake shook the suburbs of Chicago. It was an incredibly rare event for the region, and now scientists say it was caused by human activity. Specifically, explosions in a quarry set off the quake — and could do it again.
firehose"Apple may be allegedly targeting PrimeSense for the company's Capri technology, a newer form of its 3D sensing tech used in mobile devices such as Google and Samsung's Nexus 10 tablets."
makes more sense; thanks, context
Report: Apple in talks to purchase co-creators of original Kinect tech originally appeared on Joystiq on Mon, 18 Nov 2013 19:00:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.
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just in time for the Saints game too, bummer

Seattle will be without one of the team's top defensive backs moving forward.
Seattle Seahawks cornerback Brandon Browner will miss 4-6 weeks after head coach Pete Carroll announced he suffered a groin pull that included tissue damage.
Browner suffered the injury in a Week 10 game against the Atlanta Falcons. The Seahawks announced he would be inactive against the Minnesota Vikings, but didn't have any further injury updates until he underwent an MRI.
The injury will hurt a secondary entering a four-game stretch featuring the Saints, 49ers, Giants and Cardinals. Each team has big play potential using several wide receivers capable of catching deep passes. Few teams are better prepared to handle an injury at cornerback than Seattle. The Seahawks will transition to Walter Thurmond, who has played very well in a rotational role after starting two games early this season.
Browner dealt with a hamstring injury early in the season and now has this groin pull. Appearing in eight games he has recorded 10 tackles and an interception.
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Prince has been in a downright chipper mood the past few months. First he joined Twitter (where he continues to be hilarious). Then he posted a clip of new track “Breakfast Can Wait” with a picture of Dave Chappelle’s Prince character from Chappelle’s Show holding a plate of pancakes. A full music video for that song debuted in October, which revealed a bridge with some Chipmunk-like vocal tinges.
Now Prince has forged ahead with the stripped-down funk sound on a new track available for free via Wetransfer. He tweeted that “Da Bourgeoisie” is the title, and “not Ray Charles, Bearded Lady or anything else prejudicial.” It’s got a thumpy bass line, some scratchy blues guitar riffs, and cracking snare drum. Oh, and Prince’s vocals telling the story of his lady leaving him for another woman, “just another bearded lady at the cabaret.” ...![]()
It looks like Boston’s Finest is going to be watched by its own. As the result of new contract negotiations between the City of Boston and the Boston Police Department, police cruisers will potentially be outfitted with GPS devices designed to monitor how cop cars move around the city. The contract includes some additional changes and still needs to be approved by the Boston City Council.
According to the Boston Globe, this new move would put Boston “in league with small-town departments across the state and big-city agencies across the country that have installed global positioning systems in cruisers.”
The Boston Police Patrolmen’s Association did not immediately respond to Ars’ request for comment.
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Continuing his noble quest to make the world’s most meta realization of Don Quixote since Jorge Luis Borges, Terry Gilliam has said he plans to once more tilt at the windmills—windmills that, hopefully, won’t be destroyed in a flash flood—of his long-simmering Cervantes’ adaptation. As viewers of the documentary Lost In La Mancha and anyone who’s read a showbiz blog since before they had big colorful buttons everywhere will remember, Gilliam has been working on his Don Quixote movie off-and-on for more than a decade, only to be plagued by never-ending production problems.
Yet, in a thematic parallel to a story Gilliam can’t bring to life on the screen, at least, he tells Coming Soon he’ll try Don Quixote again as his next movie—never mind the past, nor the threat of a Johnny Depp-starring Disney competitor—as “this is kind of my default position, going back to that,” ...![]()
The biggest change tumblr has implemented recently is not aesthetic but the quiet secret elimination of the curated tags. In truth they still exist, but suddenly it does not matter what gets featured in the tags because if you are not specifically looking for them you will never find them. They don’t come up when you search the terms (architecture, design, art, etc.) and you won’t find any tagged features on the radar. Don’t get me wrong, I like gifs and the artists on tumblr but suddenly tumblr has become an inward looking society, instead of all inclusive, all exclusive. So now, I don’t get to see anything that is not created and posted by someone with a tumblr account on the radar, and that in my opinion kind of sucks, and when I search architecture I see the same established blogs with enough followers to gather notes. Unfortunate, in my opinion, the sense of discovery of new artists and new blogs is gone to some degree. Architecture and design are all but banished from the radar. Can we find a balance? Am I the only one that feels this way?
firehose"There is no food better than pizza, but there's also no pizza worth waiting more than 15 minutes for."
[1] Why are people so willing to wait in line for good, but not life-changing meals?
We must be reaching peak brunch. We've tolerated lines for the simplest meal of the day far too long. Some people even seem to like waiting in line! Are we all suffering from Stockholmelette Syndrome?
Apizza Scholls is amazing, but it's not a pizza place. It's a day trip. There is no food better than pizza, but there's also no pizza worth waiting more than 15 minutes for. Salt & Straw is great. Really great. But I've never thought to myself, "I'd love to eat ice cream in two hours. Let's stand around outside and see what happens."
[2] What's the deal with that vitamin store across from Powell's?
It's an awesome location to have such a boring store. It can't be a cheap lease, and yet it's never crowded. Is it a drug front? Is the margin on placebos so high they can afford to sell almost none of them and stay open?
[3] Where are the rich people hiding?
There are several stores downtown that sell $900 Prada shoes. Where is the dance club with a bunch of women dancing around a pile of Prada shoes? You can't wear heels to work out at the MAC.
[4] Are there lots of conspiracy theorists here or just one with lots of stickers?
It seems like there are batshit crazy stickers all over the place. Like way too many for a city this size. Are we too tolerant of crackpots or just too good at silk screening?
[5] I've never heard one joke about how Couch St sounds like cooch. Not one.
I've been in the comedy scene in Portland for four years and it's like everybody got together before I arrived and decided to pretend we don't have a vagina street right through the Pearl. Obviously we'd get tired of them pretty quick, but I haven't heard one "It's really slippery out on Couch St today" or "There are so many fun things going down on Couch St." It's weird. Really weird.
If you can answer any of my questions or suggest other things you don't understand, I'd love to hear 'em.
Over on the Mercury fashion/retail/style blog MOD, we've had a few of our contributors fly the coop. One moved to San Francisco, and another's got two new jobs and plans to move to London. So! I'm looking for some fresh voices to help chronicle all the bustling activity happening in this city on the independent design and style front, because there is so much to keep track of. (Including attending and reviewing fashion shows, profiling new designers and retailers, testing products and fitness endeavors, tracking street style...)
Interested in helping out? Ideal candidates will have a strong interest in promoting local design and independent business (and at least a general indifference toward big-box retailers), good writing skills, and a critical eye. If this sounds like fun, email me a resume, some samples of your writing, and a general idea of what sorts of contributions you'd be interested in making.
Last week, Canadian courts released a 500-page dossier on Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, detailing all of his alleged illegal activities—including interviews with staff on his alleged drug use and his alleged offers/threats to eat out various women's boxes, right down to more harmless stuff, like routinely pocket dialing his coworkers while pissing.
Talking Points Memo, bless its heart, has read this entire document and summarized its six best anecdotes. I suggest you read them aloud to your children at bedtime, as a grim lesson on what it's like to be Canadian.
4) Ford 'Would Try To Get Out Of Doing Ethnic Media Events'
Though the documents include tales of Ford making surprise appearances in convenience stores, parties, and on public transportation late at night, they also detail the types of events Ford allegedly would never go to. Ransom told investigators Ford "would not do any media events before 1100 AM unless it was a very special event."
Ransom also said Ford "would try to get out of doing ethnic media events, meetings with international politicians and ambassadors." Sadly, the documents didn't go into detail about Ford's reasons for avoiding these "ethnic" events. After February, Ford apparently also could not be found at nighttime public events. In one of his interviews with police, Towhey said he "removed all evening events from the Mayor's schedule" after an incident where Ford allegedly showed up to a military ball intoxicated with his children in tow and was asked to leave.
Rob Ford continues to be the man of my dreams. (I dream in nightmare.)
firehose'early 20s to early 30s, 5'8" to 6' tall, skinny build, brown hair, "nerdyish" (according to a witness), wearing a hat (different in each robbery), yellow teeth'
I promise it's not me

If you required further evidence the term "hipster" is bandied about too much these days, the Portland Police Bureau just sent it out in a press release.
Cops are looking for a guy they've dubbed "The Nerdy Bandit," but it's a misnomer. He'd absolutely be a lead candidate for the title "The Hipster Bandit," if that name weren't already used recently.
See, the "Hipster Bandit" rode a bike and robbed banks. Meh. But the "Nerdy Bandit," has been a scourge to clerks at American Apparels and Urban Outfitters throughout the city since early October. He likes to browse the racks casually for a number of minutes before slipping the cashier a note saying he's got a handgun. Then he either strolls away on foot, or dashes off full speed.
Fault for the naming travesty, it should be said, lies with you, the crime-witnessing public. Someone who saw one of the bank jobs was a little too trigger happy with the "hipster" descriptor. And I guess a witness said this latest perp was "nerdyish" (either due to a well-cultivated aversion to using the h-word, or because, as a client or employee of American Apparel or Urban Outfitters, he himself/she herself is a hipster. We'll likely never know).
Here's a sketch, with the full press release appended after the jump. For the love of god someone catch this nerdy, yellow-toothed hipster.
Portland Police Bureau Robbery detectives, in cooperation with Crime Stoppers of Oregon, are asking for the public's help in identifying a robbery suspect.
On October 4, 2013, at approximately 7:55 p.m., a suspect walked up to the counter at the American Apparel store, located at 3410 Southeast Hawthorne Boulevard, and presented a demand note implying that he was armed. After obtaining an undisclosed amount of cash, the suspect walked out of the store and was last seen walking eastbound on Hawthorne.
On October 11, 2013, at approximately 8:34 p.m., investigators believe the same suspect entered the American Apparel store located at 1234 Southwest Stark Street and presented a demand note to the employee, who ran away from the register. The suspect then fled the store and was last seen running westbound on West Burnside Street. The suspect did not obtain any money in this robbery.
On October 13, 2013, at approximately 6:30 p.m., investigators believe that the same suspect entered the Urban Outfitters store located at 2320 Northwest Westover Road and demanded money from the employee, but this time the suspect was armed with a handgun. After obtaining an undisclosed amount of money, the suspect fled out the back entrance onto Northwest 24th Avenue.
In all three robberies, the suspect enters the store and browses for clothing for several minutes before committing the robbery.
The suspect is described as a white male, early 20s to early 30s, 5'8" to 6' tall, skinny build, brown hair, "nerdyish" (according to a witness), wearing a hat (different in each robbery), yellow teeth, and black-rimmed glasses.
A forensic sketch of the man is being released to assist the public in identifying the suspect.
Crime Stoppers is offering a cash reward of up to $1,000 for information, reported to Crime Stoppers, that leads to an arrest in this case, or any unsolved felony, and you can remain anonymous.
Leave a Crime Stoppers tip online at http://crimestoppersoforegon.com/submit_online_tip.php text CRIMES (274637) and in the subject line put 823HELP, followed by your tip, or call 503-823-HELP (4357) and leave your tip information.
An artist on Tumblr took issue with one of Frida Kahlo’s iconic self-portraits and decided to give it a totally unncessary makeover. Here’s the original:

“Okay so I know this is kinda taboo but anyways.
Frida Kahlo: Not too easy on the eyes. I mean she’s got the lady-mo and the monobrow thing going on. She didn’t know where to put her blush or what shade lipstick would obviously suit her skin tone. Really, she’s a bit of a wreck. So this got me to thinking. What would have happened if her girlfriends had done the right thing and taken her to a beautician, (which clearly needed to happen)? I did a subtle re-paint over the top of her original self-portrait to “conceptualize” what it would have looked like if she had been whisked off to Beauty Works or the likes….I didn’t want to alter the integrity of the original painting too much. What do you reckon?”
Here’s the re-make:

Needless to say, not everyone on Tumblr was pleased with the makeover. Buzzfeed rounded up some of the responses, one of which read: “Kahlo’s eyebrows and mustache were a purposeful rejection of white colonizer standards of beauty; she didn’t just leave them on her face the way they grew, she groomed them and darkened them with makeup. Her appearance was beautiful, and it was intentional.”
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1:44: "Is that a lady's butt or is that a guy's butt? Problem with these butts is you don't know what you're lookin' at. ... You're just gonna have to figure it out."
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firehosehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tfUcdtbgO_0
also, sounds like Tennant makes quite a dig at Eccleston
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Roboexotica 2013, a festival for cocktail robotics, takes place December 5 to 8 at the Ragnarhof art space in Vienna, Austria. The 15th annual Roboexotica is presented by Monochrom, SHIFZ, and Bureau of Philosophy.
Until what seems almost recently, no attempts had been made to publicly discuss the role of Cocktail Robotics as an index for the integration of technological innovations into the human Lebenswelt, or to document the increasing occurrence of radical hedonism in man-machine communication. Roboexotica is an attempt to fill this vacuum. It is the first and, inevitably, the leading festival concerned with cocktail robotics world-wide.
poster by James Brothwell
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the "good" news: it was an accident, and he helped the woman--a city councillor--back up
the "bad" news: he knocked over the woman as he was running after a heckler
Video: http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/11/18/rob-ford-city-council-begins-unprecedented-meeting-to-strip-ford-of-most-mayoral-powers/
"The mayor took off running after his brother got into a verbal argument with the crowd, hitting veteran Councillor Pam McConnell, knocking her backwards, before catching her and helping her steady herself. McConnell, a grandmother, would later be seen in council icing her lip. "
