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The Helicoverpa caterpillar’s cuteness may only be surpassed by its surprising lethality.
Brazil’s agriculture ministry was forced to declare a state of emergency this week in its main crop growing region, Mato Grosso, due to an infestation of the little caterpillars, as well as in the state of Bahia, where growers lost money last year because of the pests.
Smaller than a human thumb, and with a knack for ploughing through soy, corn and cotton, the Helicoverpa has been terrorizing Asia, Australia and Africa since the 19th century. In India and China, some 50% of pesticides (pdf) are used to kill the caterpillars. But they hadn’t appeared in South America until last year. In response, Brazil’s agriculture industry recently approved the importation of more powerful pesticides to fend off the menacing insects, but plenty of damage has already been done: The tiny buggers cost Brazil an estimated $4.7 billion last summer alone. Outbreaks have been reported in as many as 21 different states throughout the country.
Even global soybean giant Monsanto is sweating the many-legged crop muncher. In a call with investors earlier this month, chief technology officer Robert Fraley acknowledged that the pests are a “top-of-mind topic for both ourselves and for the growers,” and added that Monsanto has plans in place to deal with the caterpillars. “We’ll be in a position before the end of the decade to have multiple-mode-of-action products in that marketplace.”
While the infestation has yet to affect Brazil’s soy or other grain prices, it’s already increasing production costs where the caterpillar is present, since farmers have to apply several layers of insecticide and, potentially, destroy large swaths of infested plants. If the problem persists, however, the effects could spill over to Brazil’s soy and corn supplies, and subsequently to global grain prices. Brazil is the world’s largest exporter of corn, and is vying to replace the US as the world’s largest exporter of soy—it’s currently a close second. China, which consumes over 60% of the world’s soy and is slated to increase its corn imports, can’t be happy to see that a longtime agricultural foe has gained a foothold in the breadbasket of South America.
Nokia shareholders have approved a deal allowing Microsoft to purchase the Finnish smartphone maker’s Devices and Services unit. 99.7 percent of shareholders who participated in the vote agreed with the Microsoft sale, representing around four-fifths of Nokia's shares, according to the Financial Times. Some shareholders were understandably upset over the sale of a Finnish national icon, but that hasn’t stopped the majority from approving a deal worth around $7.2 billion. The acquisition will see former Nokia CEO Stephen Elop return to Microsoft early next year to run an expanded devices and services team at the software giant.
An "open dialogue" between Nokia and Microsoft started back at Mobile World Congress in February, when Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer initiated the talks after both companies agreed the close partnership on Windows Phone wasn't working as they'd hoped. Nokia is said to have discussed the deal heavily, meeting 50 times to contemplate selling its phone business following the original Microsoft partnership in 2011. A glass coffee table nearly sank the deal after Ballmer crashed into it shortly before a meeting, leaving a nasty gash on his forehead. Microsoft may have reportedly rushed the deal, and a lot is riding on the future success of Windows Phone under a single Microsoft roof.
Still no details on Microsoft's plans for Nokia
It’s still not clear how Microsoft plans to integrate Nokia’s Lumia and Asha lines with the company’s internal structure and own Windows Phone marketing. Ballmer admitted Microsoft and Nokia could do better as one company on naming conventions; he said recently that an efficiency of being one company" is Microsoft will be able to avoid names such as "the Nokia Lumia Windows Phone 1020." Microsoft and Nokia had to keep secrets from each other before, but Microsoft will own the Asha and Lumia brands once the deal is finalized early next year. Microsoft could choose to unite them under its own Surface device brand, or even alter their naming altogether, but the company isn't revealing its plans yet.
All eyes now turn to Stephen Elop. The former Nokia CEO is reportedly part of the future Microsoft CEO shortlist, alongside Ford CEO Alan Mulally, Microsoft cloud boss Satya Nadella, and former Skype president Tony Bates. While recent reports suggest Elop is open to selling Microsoft's Xbox business and killing off Bing, current CEO Steve Ballmer is putting in place a structure and changes that could be difficult for Elop or any successor to undo immediately. Elop is rejoining Microsoft either way, but the next few months will reveal more about his exact role at the software maker.

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I love these things. (Very partial to the one in Bern, the Zytgloggeturm.)
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Former US politicians have visited Japan for a ride on a train that uses magnetic levitation to travel at 315 mph. As cities around the world consider the introduction of maglev trains, the Japanese government hopes the American group's experience of the journey — a test ahead of Japan's planned introduction of a new high-speed maglev train line between the cities of Tokyo, Nagoya, and Osaka — will encourage American companies to invest in the expensive technology for deployment in their own nation.
The Americans on the train were on the advisory board of The Northeast Maglev, a company that is aiming to build a US line linking Washington DC to New York via maglev train. The New York Times reports the journey time between the cities would be reduced from three hours — via the US' current fastest train, Amtrak's Acela — to one hour on the new maglev line. Motherboard reports that the journey time between Washington DC and Baltimore would be a scant 15 minutes.
The journey between New York and Washington DC would be reduced from three hours to one
Construction is due to begin on the Japanese maglev line next year. It will stretch from Tokyo in the east to Nagoya in the center of the country by 2027, and on to Osaka in the Kansai region by 2045. Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has become a champion for the planned train line, saying "it truly is a dream technology" in a speech at the New York stock exchange in September. But as Abe talked maglev up abroad, back home in Japan he has faced criticism for the cost of the project as its budget spiraled to an estimated $112 billion. The cost is particularly prohibitive for an economy and population still in decline: the New York Times notes the number of Japanese citizens is set to decrease from 127 million to around 105 million by the time the line is extended to Osaka, meaning the maglev might not have the passengers to make its construction worthwhile.
The Japanese government has offered to help pay for about 40 miles of the US route
But if Abe's government can sell magnetic levitation to the US, it might well justify the expense. Abe showed his commitment to promoting maglev technology in a meeting with President Obama in which he offered to sweeten the deal for the Washington to New York train by putting several billion dollars of taxpayer money on the line. The New York Times reports Abe offered to provide the maglev guideway and propulsion system for the first 40 miles of the route, between Baltimore and Washington, free of charge.
That investment would certainly bring the creation of an American maglev closer to fruition. A train between New York and Washington DC may well be quicker and easier than flying the route, but The Economist reports that the $50 million raised so far in private capital by The Northeast Maglev group "would not even get the maglev out of downtown DC."

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Perfect Stride is first person maximalist skater. Literally a perfect game. Based on old school FPS movement exploits (Quake jumping, Tribes skiing, CS surfing). The controls are hella hard & we like it that way so shut up.
These GIFs are from a sub-seven minute speedrun by @wnkrwnkr. Check out the whole run on Twitch.
Perfect Stride by the Arcane Kids is available as part of the Experimental Game Pack 01 at gamepacks.net
After working diligently for 13 years on upholstering and custom building furniture, Erin Lolcama of Exit Realty redirected her career in a massive way. The Portland native, born-and-raised in Northeast, turned her sights toward PDX’s real estate market. Now she feels more at home, finding homes for ‘her people.’
The city’s booming popularity has made it a bit of a real estate enigma. Caught in the cross-hairs of a popped market bubble and the uncontrollable rise in the city’s population, Portland has become a unique hot spot.
When compared to other growing cities around the country, apartment and home prices have remained surprisingly within reach.
“Between 200,00 and $250,000, it’s a really hot price bracket for first time buyers. It’s got a lot of competition,” said Lolcama about the pricing in some of the developing neighborhoods. Some of these neighborhoods are even cropping up further out than many ever imagined. So what’s the new boundary? 82nd Avenue but it’s more popularly known as the Mason Dixon line.
Horror stories of developments throughout the U.S. saturating the markets created unprecedented, and largely unforeseen, issues like the demand for jobs or unpredictable mortgage and interest rates.
But not here in Portland. Driving around in Southeast neighborhoods like Division, Hawthorne and Foster-Powell, where Lolcama has one of her listings, it’s easy to see the constant demand for more housing.
“They’re trying to fit everyone. As the city gets more and more populated people are getting more resourceful about where they go,” says Lolcama.
The city’s ‘low-inventory’ has a lot to with the steady pricing and sustained prominence of the neighborhoods.
“Home’s don’t stay on the market for long, if they do, it’s not price correctly,” said Lolcama.
A lot of the credit goes to the devotedly followed 10-minute rule. Whether it’s intentional or not, as a Realtor and life-time resident of PDX, Lolcama agrees that in most neighborhoods East of the Willamette you’ll find pretty much everything you desire within walking distance.
So, what does this all mean for the potential homebuyer? Lolcama’s offers some quick, and not-so-obvious tips, for those who are looking to up-size or simply want to invest in a property they can call their own.
-Do research
Before even stepping into the office of a realtor, Lolcama suggest doing some reflection on what it is that you truly want and need. Setting a comfortable and realistic budget can help dictate what is within reach. Consulting a mortgage broker and pre-qualifying for a loan can help any buyer set limits, avoid disappointed and speed up the entire process once you are approved.
-Be ready to compromise
“It’s an educational process. I don’t want to tell them[clients] they can’t. I want them to realize what they can get for their budget. Maybe you don’t need that third room or the garage or the basement shop,” said Lolcama.
Cutting the fat can save you thousands and help you nab a more attainable abode in a desired neighborhood or with a particular style. Also, realizing your capabilities is helpful. Not handy? Does you see yourself getting more handy? Because the house isn’t gonna get more fixed, it’ll get less fixed, says Lolcama. Maybe a condo is a better alternative.
-Rent vs. Buying
After figuring out the basics, take time to zoom out and think. Should I actually be looking to buy or rent? The renting market is highly competitive and harder to negotiate since rent brokers all but exist in PDX. But Lolcama recommends not ruling out the possibility of condos especially with budget and location restriction.
“Hit the pavement!” says Lolcama before you get stuck biding against hundreds of others on an apartment.
If you have any questions or would like to inquire about a property, contact Erin Lolcama at 971-506-4595
Last year Oxford University Press split its word of the year honors between the US and the UK, but for 2013 there's one word to rule them all — and it is "selfie." The term beat out contenders like twerk, bitcoin, and binge-watch, due largely to its remarkable uptick in usage. According to research conducted by Oxford Dictionaries editors, the use of selfie has increased an incredible 17,000 percent since the same time last year.
While the term has certainly come into the mainstream over the past 12 months, its origins actually go much further back. The Oxford University Press discovered the term used in an Australian forum posting in 2002, where it was used to describe a photo the poster took of themselves after a drunken fall; the hashtag #selfie surfaced on Flickr two years later. Despite earning the year's top honors, however, selfie is oddly not included in the Oxford English Dictionary itself. It is part of the online Oxford Dictionaries website, however, and is being considered for future inclusion in the OED as well.
This isn't the first time that technology's heavy influence on popular culture has resulted in a word of the year selection. In 2005 the US word of the year was "podcast," while last last year's US honors went to none other than the venerable GIF.
Universities say the automatic federal budget cuts that began last March have directly affected their research activities, leading to layoffs.
From Moyers & Company.



"Take My Love." Written by the late Mark Bourne; pencils by Mike Russell; inks, colors and that final panel by Bill Mudron.
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firehose"There's a lot of baggage around the word commune," said Provan. "So part of what we're doing is rebranding it."
some zingers:
'So, wait, are these "communes" really just giant luxury residences with an uncomfortable, probably illegal number of tenants, and maybe shared groceries? The infantilizing joy of a college dorm, with better Wi-Fi?'
'But what separates a "tech commune" and a "rich nerd's house"? Silicon Valley cultishness and blood-curdling pretensions, of course'
"Co-living isn't a sacrifice - it's an upgrade," the 32-year-old Schingler said. "Having this over-the-top mansion is helpful because it sends that message."
'Why won't you join us, mortal? Upgrade your existence, and never know the solitude of a studio apartment again. You can't afford one around here, anyway.'
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firehose"this man does it with just two words": "I'm gay"
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my two words are "I'm working"
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some of them don't (or can't) get paid to talk to public school students, so they hold publicly funded seminars to train sex education teachers instead
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