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Hire This Woman: Cartoonist Julia Nikitina

In the overwhelmingly male comic book industry, it has been a challenge for some editors and readers to see the ever growing number of talented women currently trying to make a name for themselves. With that in mind, ComicsAlliance offers Hire This Woman, a recurring feature designed for comics readers as well as editors and other professionals, where we shine the spotlight on a female comics pro on the ascendance. Some of these women will be at the very beginning of their careers, while others will be more experienced but not yet “household names.”
Cartoonist Julia Nikitina is the focus of our feature today. Nikitina is from Russia, where she studied extensively as a fine artist and has completed her first graphic novel, Wizard’s Journey, which she wrote and drew. None of her work has, as of yet, been translated into English and is presently available only in Russia, but its fine quality and her great potential in the English-speaking market are manifest.
ComicsAlliance: Which is your preferred form of creative output?
Julia Nikitina: For me it’s hard to say what I prefer. I like to do everything step by step; every part of the work is wonderful. Usually I see how the idea can be realized, and do my best to perform it.
CA: Do you work on paper or digitally? Why?
JN: In comics I usually start on paper, then after inking scan everything and work digitally with it. My experiments with fully digital comics weren’t satisfying. A combination of methods gives me the best results now.

CA: What’s your background/training?
JN: I was born in Salekhard (it is town on the Polar Circle, in Russia). It’s quiet and beautiful, and northern nature is severe but so inspiring. I’m so lucky to have grown up here! I graduated from the Tumen State University as a teacher of fine arts after I was trained as printmaker and illustrator at the Herzen State University in Saint-Petersburg and graduated from this university as master of graphic art. In sum, I studied fine art professionally for seven years.
CA: How would you describe your creative style?
JN: It’s not easy to give description, but I’ll try. Simple but constructive; many patterns contrast with minimalistic shapes; sometimes it looks linocut-like (because I love lino). For me in comics it is more important to transfer required feelings through drawing, not to do overly realistic or overly detailed pictures.

CA: What projects have you worked on in the past? What are you currently working on?
JN: I started drawing five-seven pages comics for anthologies, and made some short stories for the Internet. In 2009 I had the idea to do a series of stories about the strange man with missing legs. The first story was about 20 pages, then I redrew it, and in 2012 I redrew it once more, and made it bigger (about 160 pages). So the short story became a graphic novel (I would translate the name of it as “Wizard’s Journey”). Now I’m working on a second part of this novel.
CA: Approximately how long does it take you to complete a 20-page issue?
JN: I know exactly that I can do a seven-page thing in three days (with all writing and drawing), and 160-page thing in five months. Maybe for 20-page it would be a week.
CA: What is your dream project?
JN: I want to accomplish trilogy about journey of my dear hero with missing legs, so for now this is my dream project. The third book is always a hard one, I need to imagine a kind of right open ending for story, and now I dream about inspiration, hehe. When I finish it, I’ll have new dream project, I suppose.

CA: Who are some comic creators that inspire you?
JN: There are many, but first I think of Wendy and Richard Pini, Neil Gaiman, Winsor McCay, Shaun Tan, CLAMP group, Natsume Ono.
CA: What are some comics that have inspired you either growing up or as an adult?
JN: The first comics that I admired was Elfquest. I found a Russian translation of it when I was about seven years old. It was like a miracle and I was deeply in love. There were pictures from Little Nemo in Slumberland in an encyclopedia for children, but I had no Internet, and nobody in town library could help me to find it. I was so happy to see it in translation in St-Petersburg comics library! I also like xxxHolic, it’s my favorite work of the CLAMP group, it’s so inspiring to me.

CA: What’s your ideal professional environment?
JN: My computer with all things for digital drawing and painting , clean table, paper and pen. May be headphones and good music. Other things are not very important.
CA: What do you most want our readers and industry professionals to know about your work?
JN: I love calm, gently developing stories — stories about magic — so in my work there are no explosions and car chases. For me it is important to show world as I can see it - intuitive, emotionally full, and full of stories. I still search for balance with drawing and writing, and I hope someday I’ll find it!
CA: How can editors and readers keep up with your work and find your contact information?
I have a DeviantArt page and a LiveJournal. It’s in Russian, but there are all my comics and many illustrations. Also people can email me: ner-tamin-at-yandex-dot-ru.

If there is a woman you’d like to recommend or if you’d like to be included in a future installment of this feature, drop us a line at comicsalliance-at-gmail-dot-com with “Hire This Woman” in the subject line.
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ESPN broadcasters lead ducks around Memphis hotel

This looks like so much fun. You get a cane.
Here's an explanation of the duck-marching tradition at the Peabody Hotel in Memphis. Here is ESPN's Bob Wischusen (and that might be Quint Kessenich in the background, too), in town for the Rice-Mississippi State Liberty Bowl, participating in said tradition:
THEY RIDE THE DAMN ELEVATOR. SB Nation officially approves of this tradition and would like to be duck masters sometime, please.
Mars One narrows applicant pool to 1,058 in first cut for 2025 colonization mission
Mars One, the organization attempting to send small teams of astronauts on a one-way trip to Mars, has made its first round of applicant decisions, selecting just over a thousand people to move on to the next stage of what it hopes will be a decade-long, televised training and colonization mission. Today, 1,058 of the roughly 200,000 people who applied were told that they had made the cut. Between 2014 and 2015, all but a few dozen of those will be weeded out, leaving a final set of four-person teams that will theoretically begin heading to Mars by 2025. Before then, though, there's a long process of testing, prototyping, and fundraising ahead of the company.
Applicants' 'physical and emotional capabilities' will be tested next
Mars One's proposal for private colonization has elicited both enthusiasm and skepticism, particularly because the actual process bears similarities to a reality TV show. The exact details of the next rounds haven't been nailed down, but applicants could be given interviews or asked to complete group challenges meant to test their "physical and emotional capabilities," with everything recorded for eventual TV broadcast; in later rounds, audiences will be allowed to help with the selections. "We fully anticipate many of our remaining candidates to become celebrities in their towns, cities, and in many cases, countries," said co-founder Bas Lansdorp in a statement. A documentary, One-Way Astronaut, already profiled a handful of applicants from the first round.
Currently, Mars One is in talks with a few TV studios about the project; sponsorships and media partnerships are meant to help fund the trip, along with investment from individual benefactors. Most recently, an Indiegogo campaign, launched in mid-December, has raised $100,000 of a $400,000 goal with about a month left on the clock. That money will go towards paying Lockheed-Martin and satellite company SSTL for concept studies in preparation for an unmanned test flight in 2018. If successful, the flight will put a satellite in orbit around Mars and a lander on the surface, allowing Mars One to conduct experiments and set up a livestreaming camera on the planet's surface.
Lansdorp described the process of winnowing hundreds of thousands of applicants (a number that still fell under the organization's original goal) as "separating those who we feel are physically and mentally adept to become human ambassadors on Mars from those who are obviously taking the mission much less seriously," noting that a couple recorded application videos naked. The United States has the strongest showing in the second round with 297 applicants, and 458 come from the Americas in general. After that, 282 are from Europe and 218 from Asia, including 52 from Russia and 62 from India — the largest national envoys outside the US and Canada. A total of 107 countries have candidates in the second round, with a gender split of around 55 percent male and 45 percent female. For those who didn't make it in, Lansdorp says Mars One may take more applicants at an unspecified later date.
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Finally free of Sasha Fierce, Beyoncé is a ‘Grown Woman’
firehose'I suppose there’s an argument to be made that reception of “BEYONCÉ” has been overwhelmingly positive because she’s discussing these themes in the “right” way: within the context of marriage, a historically conservative, patriarchal, heteronormative institution, but I’m not sure I buy that. If anything, Beyoncé realizes the power of her relationship and the validity that marriage bestows upon it. She’s practically daring you to slut-shame her.
More than anything, this album feels real. Mixed in with songs about insecurity, grief, protest, and the love she has for her child, Beyoncé manages to present her sexuality as a normal part of her life that deserves celebration. Shaking your booty and enjoying it doesn’t make you dumb. It doesn’t make you a bad mother. It doesn’t make black people look bad, and it doesn’t make you bad feminist, either.
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She’s not just a lady or a freak, she’s a person, a messy amalgam of all her life experiences.'

Long live "BEYONCÉ".
Beyoncé said she killed off Sasha Fierce in 2010, but it’s finally become clear that she doesn’t need her anymore. It makes sense that of her five solo albums, this is the one she elected to self-title, because it embodies every facet of herself.
Sasha Fierce as an alter ego was a useful tool: A mechanism Beyoncé could use to safely and publicly experiment with performances of her sexuality while keeping her ladylike integrity intact. (And make no mistake, ladylike integrity was paramount to Beyoncé’s early bankability).
But Sasha Fierce was also limiting for that very reason. Beyoncé didn’t have to be Sasha Fierce, she just pulled her out when necessary, and no one really knew who Beyoncé was, except that she was a fabulously talented and hard-working performer with a genuinely good voice. If anything could be gleaned from her first three solo albums, it was that she subscribed to a murky brand of feminism best described as girl power: not particularly heavy on the feminist theory, but uplifting, fun, and eminently danceable.
But the biggest pop star in the world decided she was sick of operating within the ridiculous, dated Freudian binary that women’s sexuality is often perceived, the very framework that made “I Am … Sasha Fierce” her weakest album. So, song by song, on her newest and strongest work yet, she eviscerated it. The new 14-song, 17-video visual album features explicit images of Beyoncé in expensive lingerie and mentions not just of sex, but of her kinks. It’s an exploration of gender and power and an unwavering look at black female sexual agency. At the same time, it’s an album about love. It is a celebration of black womanhood.
When we’re growing up, black women barely get to own our nascent sexuality without being shamed for it (#fasttailedgirls). We definitely don’t get to have kinks, and if we do, they’re hidden away and rarely discussed, certainly not in mixed company. Few of us are afforded the luxury of safe, judgement-free experimentation. When our sexuality is presented, it is edited so that it may be palatable to others. It’s difficult enough to find healthy depictions of any sexuality because we live in such a sex-negative culture, and when you narrow the search to black women, it’s nearly impossible. In the context of hip hop, it’s often framed and centered around male desire and the black male gaze. BEYONCÉ is not.

The “Haunted” images of an androgynous, menswear-bedecked Beyoncé resembling Victoria Grant in “Victor/Victoria” aren’t for straight men. When she lets her cape fall dramatically to the villa’s floor, takes a single drag of a cigarette before stomping it out with the toe of one high-heeled T-strap, she’s emphatically presenting the radical image of a wealthy, self-possessed black woman who is there to be catered to. She is not the help.
Beyoncé made it clear that most explicit images on the album, from “Partition,” were her vision, and her fantasy. “Driver, roll up the partition, please,” she commands from the backseat of a limo, accompanied by her husband, Jay Z.
If women such as Gertrude “Ma” Rainey, Josephine Baker, Earth Kitt, and Donna Summer laid the foundation for sex-positive imagery of black songstresses, Beyoncé has erected a temple to it.
“BEYONCÉ” is deeply personal to black feminists because we still expend so much energy fighting stereotypes and inaccurate narratives about black women and busting the misogynoir and microaggressions that mark our daily lives. The frustrating thing is that you can become so ensnared in defending black women and telling the world who we aren’t, that it doesn’t leave much room to establish who we are. This work is unconcerned with its ratchetness; instead, Beyoncé revels in all the things “good girls” aren’t supposed to do. She’s a grown woman, she tells us. She can do whatever she pleases.

Other modern black female artists have explored these themes, too. Jill Scott, Erykah Badu, and Me’shell Ndegeocello have all produced work that falls along the same feminist spectrum, but their audiences are much smaller. Janet Jackson was very much a sex-positive pop star, but the vixen role she inhabited came to define her, and it ultimately backfired at the 2004 Super Bowl.
Currently, Beyoncé is the only one big enough to be able to deliver such a message, and who can afford to dare not to tell you she’s doing it until the thing’s available for purchase. The album, which sold 828,773 in its first three days, is the fastest-selling iTunes album ever.
I suppose there’s an argument to be made that reception of “BEYONCÉ” has been overwhelmingly positive because she’s discussing these themes in the “right” way: within the context of marriage, a historically conservative, patriarchal, heteronormative institution, but I’m not sure I buy that. If anything, Beyoncé realizes the power of her relationship and the validity that marriage bestows upon it. She’s practically daring you to slut-shame her.
More than anything, this album feels real. Mixed in with songs about insecurity, grief, protest, and the love she has for her child, Beyoncé manages to present her sexuality as a normal part of her life that deserves celebration. Shaking your booty and enjoying it doesn’t make you dumb. It doesn’t make you a bad mother. It doesn’t make black people look bad, and it doesn’t make you bad feminist, either.

She’s not just a lady or a freak, she’s a person, a messy amalgam of all her life experiences.
It's all worth the read honestly. The bolding is superficial.
Paul Graham and the Manic Pixie Dream Hacker
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'as Graham’s youth- and masculine-focused comments reveal (e.g. regarding the superiority of “hardcore hackers” who start coding at 13, along with a phantasmatic belief that girls don’t have native interest in computers), that’s not what they are looking for. What they want amounts to a fantasy figure, a person who embodies their idea of what a founder is.'
Does the Hoodie Fit? In Paul Graham’s comments over the years (and in their influence on Silicon Valley) we see the outlines emerge of…
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How Drew Brees, Nick Foles rose from same Texas high school to meet in NFL playoffs - Yahoo Sports
firehose"What's more odd than two top throwers coming from the same school is that neither got much interest from the university located seven miles away. In fact, the entire state whiffed on both quarterbacks."
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X Server Security Disaster: "It's Worse Than It Looks"
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Here's why Google is building a robot army
firehose'Historically, city states like Athens in ancient Greece were contained within physical walls, anchored to one location. But their tentacles of influence might reach far and wide, just as the Greek culture that bloomed in Athens is said to have Hellenized many parts of the Middle East. And what are the main ingredients of a city state? It must have a ruling elite of course, much as a corporation does in its various executives and VPs. It must have a shared ideology, hopefully one that's boastfully vague — sort of like Google's motto "Don't be evil." Perhaps most importantly, it must have an army and an economy.
If you think of Google's Mountain View campus as a city state, and all its satellite campuses as colonies, then it was kind of inevitable that the company would raise an army. Already, it has a culture within its walls that is as strong as any city-state's. Googlers across the globe share common values, types of work and meals. They exist within a social hierarchy as clear-cut as any caste system in ancient Greece (though Google doesn't have slaves, which is nice). And they've even taken on a state-like role in defending U.S. assets against Chinese hackers.'
SHABBARUNNNN

For the past couple of weeks, we've all been wondering why Google bought Boston Dynamics, the company that makes those creepy Big Dog and PETMAN robots for the military. This comes after the company announced a project to eliminate death, and after building a secret installation out of cargo crates on a barge in San Francisco Bay. It's as if Google is in the early stages of building a city state.
Comic Book Guy To Marry A Manga Artist On An Upcoming 'The Simpsons' Episode
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The Android’s Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop owner Jeff Albertson, the character from The Simpsons known to most as Comic Book Guy, has had his share of romances in the show’s 25-year history, dating Agnes Skinner and nearly marrying Edna Krabappel.
Now, it seems he’s finally found his one and only, a manga artist named Kumiko who is working on an autobiographical manga. If the screenshots (and the title) from the Jan. 12 episode, titled “Married to the Blob” are any indication, they’ll be tying the knot. Check out some of those very screenshots after the jump.
Stan Lee, who has previously appeared in another comic book-centric episode of the series back in 2002, will make a guest appearance. Perhaps more importantly, though, it looks like Milo, the owner of Springfield’s MUCH better “Coolsville” comics shop featured in the 2007 episode “Husbands and Knives,” will be on hand for the nuptials with his main squeeze Strawberry and their daughter. No word on whether Jack Black will return for a speaking role or if Milo will just be chilling in the background.
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A Humorous Flowchart for Deciding Whether or Not to Take a Photo
CLICKittyCAT has created a humorous Photography Flowchart that gives advice on whether or not you should take a given photo. Here’s a larger version of the fun chart.
image via CLICKittyCAT
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early knead cycle!

late rise cycle - just before baking starts. it's squishy!

baked crispy golden brown!

slices like a dream

butter and honey and in my face!
B R E A D
got this mix with the machine, and figured it would be a good way to test things out, since we haven’t kept bread flour in the house. i was a little worried that it would come up short since this is a 1.5lb recipe in a 2lb machine, but it’s perfect. nice big slices to make sandwiches and such.
crust is quite crunchy, inside is very soft and chewy. i’ve never had leavened bread this fresh before - two minutes from pan to mouth, really into it :D i can definitely see myself using this machine a lot, especially with the time delay settings
WHY BUY THINGS WHEN YOU CAN MAKE THEM FROM SCRATCH
We bought a bread-making machine recipe book but never got round to to the actual bread-making machine - but we have a Kenwood Chef with a dough hook, and a talented bread-baker (D) to use it. Here’s one of the results…
This bread also turns into amazing toast…
(The crab-apple jelly is made just a few miles away from us. It is delish.)
I love it when bread comes up well. Must bake again today.
Bioscope – old-timey-fy your movies
We met Jon Stam at a Maker Faire last year. With Simon de Bakker, he’s made the Bioscope: a Pi-driven nostalgia machine. Part art project, part toy, it’s extremely simple: upload any digital movie onto a USB stick, pop it in the back of the Bioscope, and peep through the viewfinder.
But rather than just watch the movie play away, you have to move it yourself along by turning the red handle. Pause by stopping the handle, rewind by turning it backwards: and the whole thing has a lovely jerky, old-timey feel to it; the vintage feel underscored by the 3d-printed case, which is based on a copy of an old Fisher Price movie projector toy.
Jon and Simon are using the Bioscope to make an artistic statement about the way we interact with moving visual media. We like it for its satisfying shape and feel, for the way it reminds us of toys we had as kids, and for the cameo appearance of the Numa Numa guy in the above video.
The Bioscope guys have created a custom PCB that sits on top of the Raspberry Pi, which allows you to power the device from a single 3.7v lithium-ion cell. You can find some more technical details of what the custom PCB adds at i.materialise, where Jon and Simon had the case 3-d printed.
Right now, there don’t seem to be any firm plans to commercialise the Bioscope – we hope Jon and Simon do take it in that direction, because there’s something enormously appealing about it. We’ll let you know if we hear anything.
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I think my girlfriend is trying to tell me something.
That you need a new girlfriend…?
Taksim Square Protesters Charged With Terrorism, Attempting Coup
It’s not a safe time to speak out against the government in Turkey.
Long-lost photos show Mt. St. Helens just before its devastating eruption
More than 33 years ago Mount Saint Helens blew its top, causing 57 deaths and forever changing the landscape of Washington state and its surrounding areas. One of those deaths was Reid Blackburn, a reporter on assignment for The Columbian — a local area paper — who was snapping photos inside what tragically turned out to be a massive blast area. Those images were never recovered, but The Columbian now shares photos of the slumbering volcano that Blackburn never developed, and that were tucked away for decades in an unmarked paper bag.
Sitting in an unmarked paper bag
Discovered in the newsroom by accident, the film roll contains aerial photos of a smoky mountain captured approximately five weeks before it erupted. You can see clear geological features, and dark plumes of smoke rising up from its top, suggesting something big was about to happen. It's unclear why the shots went unused. The film managed to stay preserved though, and was processed in a professional lab in nearby Portland, Oregon. You can see the whole contact sheet, and some of the individual shots in higher resolution, over at The Columbian.
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host apologizes for mocking Romneys' black grandson - WSOC Charlotte
firehose'One guest on her Sunday show, actress Pia Glenn, sang “one of these things just isn’t the same.”
Comedian Dean Obeidallah, said it “sums up the diversity of the Republican party.”
Harris-Perry said she’d like to see Kieran marry Kanye West’s daughter so West and Romney would be in-laws.'
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Assessor Evil, Part 4: Growing Balls Of Green Fire ['Forever Evil' #4 Spoilers]
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In the pages of Forever Evil, the Crime Syndicate of Earth-3 — the evil opposites of Earth-New 52′s greatest heroes (plus an evil opposite of Alfred Pennyworth) — have conquered the world!
The master villains have come up with a particularly brilliant plan to rid themselves of the DC Universe’s heroes, trapping them all in sinister tie-in comics well beyond the pages of the main series. If you’re wondering who’s where, you can find most of the Justice Leaguers trapped in a weird prison in the pages of Justice League of America; Steve Trevor and his military team are in Forever Evil: ARGUS; the Teen Titans got sent into the future in the pages of Teen Titans; and all the magic guys are embroiled in their own 18-part tie-in crossover “Forever Evil: Blight”, which is, amazingly, going to end up being much longer than Forever Evil itself will be. They don’t call the Crime Syndicate villains for nothing.
It looks like the only forces left to challenge the Syndicate now are a handful of free-thinking bad-guys under the leadership of Lex Luthor, and Batman and his remaining Justice League allies, Catwoman and Cyborg. If they can put aside their differences and work together, they just might have a chance at saving the world from the clutches of the Crime Syndicate.

Forever Evil #4
Written by Geoff Johns
Penciled by David Finch
Inked by Richard Friend
Colored by Sonia Oback
Edited by Brian Cunningham and Kate Durré
Batman and Catwoman, last seen delivering what little remained of Cyborg after his robot parts revolted to the top secret Detroit lab his dad works in, are walking through a series of background-less panels. Batman’s still wearing his battle-damaged cowl, which reveals about three-quarters of his face, while Catwoman is now wearing a blindfold.
Why the blindfold? Because “there are secrets about me you’re safer not knowing,” Batman tells Selina when, after hours of walking, they arrive at the Batcave. So I guess whichever of the fifty states Gotham City is in, it’s one within walking distance of Detroit. That ought to narrow it down a bit.

It’s kind of cute how Batman continues to try and keep his secret identity secret from Catwoman, despite the fact that his mask is now barely-there and Bruce Wayne’s one-time ward and current close friend and business partner Dick Grayson has just been revealed to the world — Catwoman included — as the secret identity of Gotham-based superhero and Batman ally Nightwing.
Batman even provides a further clue to Catwoman while she tries to get him to talk to her about his feelings instead of their plan of attack against the Syndicate: “I trained Richard Grayson to become Robin, Selina,” Batman tells her, “And after I drove him away, he became Nightwing.”
Catwoman may be a master thief, an accomplished martial artist, and great with a bullwhip, but she must be terrible at that Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game.

Batman leads her to the special closet where he keeps six metal brief cases, each labeled with the symbol of one of his Justice League co-workers, and each containing a secret weapon needed to take them out should he ever need to do so. He picks up a handful of weapons that might come in handy against his co-workers’ extra-dimensional doppelgängers, and then asks aloud, “If we can’t stop the Syndicate…WHO WILL?”
Funny he should ask.

On the very next page we find Lex Luthor straddling the unconscious Black Adam, shooting him with some kind of hand-lightning generated by his power-suit that makes a KRAKAAAKOOMM sound. He’s apparently trying to revive him, I guess, although it’s not entirely clear what happened to Black Adam during last issue‘s fight with evil Superman Ultraman (other than the fact that Adam had his jaw broken and lost).
Luhtor re-introduces readers to his Legion of Doom: Black Adam, Black Manta, Captain Cold and the imperfect Superman clone designated “Subject: B-Zero,” who here finally starts saying something other than “RR!” and officially dubs himself “Bizarro.” Five bros does hardly a legion make, but the brave Entourage of Doom sets off to acquire the one last thing they’ll need before taking on the Syndicate.
Elsewhere, Ultraman is busy tearing out Metallo’s Kryptonite heart, atomizing it and huffing it (remember, Ultraman gets his power from snorting Kryptonite up his nose), when Superwoman appears to tell him that A) She’s pregnant, B) The child is Ultraman’s and C) Owlman is plotting with the captured Nightwing to betray Ultraman and the Syndicate.

As for A and B, Superwoman previously told Owlman that her baby was his and encouraged him to get ready to take down Ultraman, so, suffice it to say, she’s kind of a terrible person.
And as for C, there’s only a one-panel flashback here regarding Owlman’s conversation with Nightwing, but if you read Justice League #25 you can get the whole story of Owlman and Earth-3 Grayson’s origins (plus what sure looks to be the origin of New 52 Plastic Man, despite his cameo in Justice League International #1 two years ago) and the nature of Owlman’s offer to Nightwing. According to Owlman, the world is either going to be taken over by Ultraman and the Syndicate or by Owlman, and obviously Owlman is on Team Owlman in that particular conflict. He asks for Grayson’s help in taking down the rest of the Syndicate, to which Grayson agrees.
The rest of the issue is devoted to those Johnsian splash pages where characters make dramatic arrivals. Luthor’s team breaks into a Wayne Enterprises lab to find Batman and Catwoman standing there.

Before they can get to fighting and team-ing up, however, the evil Green Lantern of Earth-3, Power Ring, shows up with a posse of the Syndicate’s villain army! Then Batman puts on the Sinestro Corps ring we saw earlier and takes on Power Ring, but it doesn’t have enough charge and the villain snatches it it away!
“A yellow ring? You can’t hurt me with this,” Power Ring says snidely, thus setting up the final splash page entrance of the book, as Sinestro appears on the scene.

So if Sinestro, Catwoman and Batman join Luthor’s team, that gives them eight guys, and Luthor is now just one recruit shy of being able to field a Baseball Team of Doom.
Man Builds Amazing Igloo Using Frozen Milk Cartons
Daniel Gray, a New Zealander visiting Canada with his Canadian girlfriend to meet her family found a very unique way to spend some of his time during their cold December visit. With the help of his girlfriend (Kathleen Starrie) and her family, he build the most amazing thing in their Edmonton backyard.

They started out by clearing out some snow to create space.

Then the first layer of ice blocks, built from milk cartons they collected, added coloring to, and froze.

Building the spiral….

Laying blocks on top of the spiral. What is this thing?

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All bundled up, working diligently on their creation.


All of the colorful milk cartons used in preparation.

Okay, it’s definitely coming along now.

Is that an igloo?

Daniel works from the inside


And here’s the inside. Definitely looking like an igloo.


And at last, the incredible multi-colored igloo built from snow and milk carton blocks.


It looks incredibly cozy. I want one.
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Navi the Basset Hound Running in Slow Motion
Navi the Bassett Hound is shown running in slow motion in this adorable video shot by videographer Luke Akelson.
In 2012, Navi was diagnosed with a cancerous tumor in her spleen and given only 3 months to live. Her spleen was removed and after a course of chemotherapy, Navi recovered fully and is now back to running, howling and begging for treats.
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Self Publish or Perish- a "short" essay. (Or: 4,000 words about boxes and boxes of comic books)
firehose"I can’t say there is a specific advantage to doing it yourself vs. taking your book to a publisher like Image. My mini comics are hard to get ahold of, and more expensive than regular comics. It takes months to do and I don’t get an advance or a page rate. I have to figure out how to finance the printing, and learn how to put all this shit together, and then do a zillion conventions to sell them. It’s hard. It’s stressful. It’s confusing. It’s depressing and solitary. You’ll never have enough time, you’ll start obsessing over it. And to top it off, you’re almost guaranteed to lose money on the first print run.
On the other hand, there is nothing like opening a box of your own comics for the first time, breathing in that first sweet breath of toner and paper, and whispering softly into the cardboard, “All of these books… ARE MINE!!" If you are a control freak than I guarantee* you will LOVE self-publishing. (*I actually don’t guarantee anything)
This whole thing has put me more in touch with readers, retailers, journalists and other creators. I’ve learned how to set books up for print, and learned about filthy things like “marketing” and “brand building.” I also know way more about setting books up, about design, pagination, page counts, etc. All this is good to know. Plus a lot of people have told me that they think my mini comics are inspiring, and that’s incredibly heartwarming to hear. Most of the time it feels like I’m still ferociously treading water in the dark, so it’s nice to see my efforts resonate with people."
Whole thing is worth a read if you're into self-publishing.
Ah, yes. I’ve just made some more coffee, and sat down at my desk. I usually do a little “year in review” post on my blog, but I don’t use my blog much anymore. Tumblr is kind of the new blog, right? Does one even need a blog these days? I mean, really.
So here I am, wrapped in my poncho,…
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[Pathfinder] Why write this?
firehoseoh for fuck's sake
god fucking damn it, paizo, fuck you
this fucking shit, jesus fucking christ

Birth Spawn (Ex)
As a full-round action, a drakainia can give birth to a spawn, which is a Large or smaller creature of her choice with a single random mutation. Each day she can produce any number of creatures whose combined total base CR does not exceed 3 + her Constitution modifier (usually 21).
Gestation Aura (Su)
A drakainia's aura pulses with developing life. All poisons or diseases active within her 30-foot aura have an onset of 1 round and a frequency of 1/minute. Impregnated creatures within her aura gestate in 2d4 rounds. Any creature born within her aura gains a mutation as if it were the drakainia's spawn, though if the creature's parent was not impregnated by the drakainia, the creature born is an infant of the kind its biological parents would produce, and doesn't count toward the CR limit the drakainia can spawn per day.
Impregnate Surrogate (Su)
A drakainia can disgorge a monstrous embryo into the mouth of a living, corporeal creature that is pinned or helpless. She makes a grapple combat maneuver check, and if she succeeds she impregnates that creature regardless of its gender. A Mythic character must succeed at a DC 38 Fortitude saving throw to avoid being impregnated; a Non-Mythic character is impregnated automatically. An impregnated creature's pregnancy lasts for 2d4 rounds. During this pregnancy, the victim is nauseated until the monster bursts forth from the victim's abdomen, which deals 10d6 points of damage to the pregnant creature and applies the broken condition to any armor it is wearing. Remove disease (DC 28) eliminates the unnatural embryo. Alternatively, as a full-round action another creature can attempt to cut out the growing monster with a DC 38 Heal check. On a successful check, the offspring is removed, and the formerly pregnant creature takes 1d4 points of bleed damage. On failed check, the pregnant creature takes 2d6 points of bleed damage and is stunned for 1 round, but the offspring is not removed. The creature spawned by means of this impregnation is any creature of the drakainia's choice that is at least one size category smaller than the creature she impregnated. These spawn count against the drakainia's daily CR allowance for birth spawn (see above).
Invert Birth (Su)
When a drakainia uses her dimension door spell-like ability, instead of the normal range, she can choose to teleport to any space occupied by one of her spawn that is within 1 mile of her. She doesn't need line of sight or knowledge of the spawn's location. If she chooses a spawn that is farther than a mile away, she does not lose the use of the spell-like ability, but does lose the action. On arrival, she explodes out from her offspring, destroying it entirely.
Polymorphism (Ex)
The spawn gestating inside the drakainia constantly alter her internal construction, making her immune to bleed, disease, poison, and polymorph effects. When she is subject to a critical hit or a sneak attack, this polymorphism grants her a 75% chance of negating such attacks.
Razor Claws (Ex)
A drakainia's claws are razor sharp with a critical threat range of 1720 and a critical multiplier of ×4.
Transfer Suffering (Su)
As a swift action, a drakainia can transfer a single harmful spell effect or condition from herself to one of her offspring that is currently within her gestation aura.
Well of Life (Su)
A drakainia can unleash the primal life energy within in her body to channel positive energy as if she were a 20th-level cleric (DC 35). She can use this ability 18 times per day and can choose to expend 1 use of Mythic Power at each use to maximize the damage healed.
"Primal life energy, raw and uncontrolled, seethes through this mother of monsters. Her churning, distended belly mocks creation, birthing horrors and dismal failures. The weak are torn apart in the writhing mass of her nursery, while the strong transcend their hideous origins to become creatures of greatness in their own right."
Monster writeup courtesy of the PFSRD. Reproduced here for the purposes of discussion, and also since it is freely available there.
So uhm, yeah. As a writer, I generally think that as a goal, writing should speak for itself with no need for further explanation, and I think that this certainly does that. It is good in that respect, and I am left with no doubt or confusion as to what this is. "What" is never the full story, though. I am genuinely curious as to how and why this monster was written and designed the way it was, and why it was included in the supplement that it was, so I turn to RPG.net to ask "why?"
In fact, considering the frequency with which "evil pregnancy!" monsters are popping up in RPGs these days, I really have to wonder if there is some kind of rash of terminal gigeresque conceptions amongst RPG authors. Is this on everyone's minds these days, or is it more of a "collective unconscious" thing? More pressingly, why this depiction? Crazy frogmen were fine until recently.





























