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03 Jan 00:19

OpenSSL site defacement involving hypervisor hack rattles nerves (updated)

by Dan Goodin

The official website for the widely used OpenSSL code library was compromised four days ago in an incident that is stoking concerns among some security professionals.

Code repositories remained untouched in the December 29 hack, and the only outward sign of a breach was a defacement left on the OpenSSL.org home page. The compromise is nonetheless rattling some nerves. In a brief advisory last updated on New Year's Day, officials said "the attack was made via hypervisor through the hosting provider and not via any vulnerability in the OS configuration." The lack of additional details raised the question of whether the same weakness may have been exploited to target other sites that use the same service. After all, saying a compromise was achieved through a hypervisor vulnerability in the Web host of one of the Internet's most important sites isn't necessarily comforting news if the service or hypervisor platform is widely used by others.

Update: About 12 hours after this brief was published, OpenSSL updated the advisory to say: "The OpenSSL server is a virtual server which shares a hypervisor with other customers of the same ISP. Our investigation found that the attack was made through insecure passwords at the hosting provider, leading to control of the hypervisor management console, which then was used to manipulate our virtual server."

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03 Jan 00:17

A minor-league hockey team let kids paint all over the rink

by Seth Rosenthal

The next Stockton Thunder game is going to be especially colorful.

Here's a very cool idea the Stockton Thunder had for Friday's game: They let kids paint all over the ice, creating what looks like a giant, frozen yearbook signature page:

Outdoor game is cool but it's been seen #WinterClassic . How about a sheet of ice painted by fans? #PaintedClassic pic.twitter.com/RSyPNz5hof

— StocktonThunder (@StocktonThunder) January 1, 2014

(Which child wrote the URL of a dentist practice's website at the top right there?)

How about a new picture to prep for the #PaintedClassic, this one close the the ice pic.twitter.com/FG2Gc6WKeV

— StocktonThunder (@StocktonThunder) January 2, 2014


And to answer a question we all had:

@islesfan84 Yup! The team practiced on it yesterday and everyone was able to see.

— StocktonThunder (@StocktonThunder) January 1, 2014

We'll see how that holds up for the players during the actual game, and for the announcers and refs, too. Either way, cool idea.

(via The Sporting News)

02 Jan 23:44

These Vintage Sound Locators Are Weirder Than They Look

by Vincze Miklós

These Vintage Sound Locators Are Weirder Than They Look

Where did that noise come from? It's a question people have been asking for millennia, but in the past century we started to build machines that would help us find out. Here are some of the most insane moments in the history of sound-location technology.

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02 Jan 23:43

Old Belgian Water Tower Converted Into a Single Family Home

by EDW Lynch

Belgian Water Tower Home

Chateau d’eau is 100-foot-tall Belgian water tower that was recently converted into a single family home. Built in 1938, the brick and concrete tower now houses a 2-car garage, 2 bedrooms, and a sizable multifunction room and kitchen in the former water tank. The occupants can also ascend to the rooftop terrace, where they can observe the surrounding village of Steenokkerzeel. Chateau d’eau was designed by BHAM design studio.

Belgian Water Tower Home

Belgian Water Tower Home

Belgian Water Tower Home

photos by Andreas Meichsner

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02 Jan 23:42

FLGSes in Boston worth visiting?

by Antonios S
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none

the only reply so far is Pandemonium

I will be visiting Boston, Massachussetts.

Which shops do you recommend, where are they and how good is their selection? Bonus points if they have a strong boardgame offering, or if they do small sales periodically with older material in their racks. I have no problem if they are not outright downtown, but please don't send me on fool's errands 1 hour by car away.

Thanks in advance!
02 Jan 23:39

Cut here

02 Jan 23:39

Space is the place

02 Jan 23:39

The New Yorker

02 Jan 23:39

Father of Suicidal Man Shot by Cops in 2012 Sues for $3 Million

by Jake Thomas

City Hall is ringing in the new year with a $3 million lawsuit over a police shooting.

Randy Morgan has filed a wrongful death suit against the city of Portland over the death of his son, Brad Morgan, on January 25, 2012. Morgan, distraught and suicidal, was atop a downtown parking garage by officers who thought the 21-year-old was reaching for a gun. Morgan had been reaching for a fake handgun instead.

Filed on New Year's Eve, the lawsuit (pdf) alleges that officers mishandled the situation and failed to follow bureau policy, allowing themselves to become the police in a suicide-by-police scenario.

The night before he died, Morgan repeatedly called Korena Bartley, his longtime girlfriend and the mother of his 8-year-old son. The two had broken up, and Morgan was deeply upset over it. After failing to get through to Bartley, Morgan posted to Facebook in the early morning hours asking, “what's the best way to die? get shot or jump to my death.” He then called 911.

Morgan told the dispatcher during their 22-minute conversation that he was on top of a parking structure in downtown Portland and was going to jump. He claimed to have robbed someone at knife point earlier that evening. He made comments suggesting he was seeking to commit “suicide by police.” When asked by the dispatcher if he had a gun, he replied that he “possibly” did.

Sergeant John Holbrook and Officer David Scott found Morgan and spoke with him atop the parking garage. The standoff ended when Morgan made a sudden motion, pulling his right hand out from underneath his jacket, exposing the toy gun he had purchased the day before. The police responded with gunfire, killing Morgan with a bullet to his head.

According to the lawsuit, the officers' first mistake was not engaging Morgan from a position of cover. By exposing themselves to the potential danger that Morgan was armed with a handgun, according to the suit, the officers made themselves vulnerable to being drawn into a suicide-by-police scenario. The officers, the suit says, should have used the “step-back” technique when Morgan signaled his desire to be shot by police and should have engaged him via cell phone from a safe position.

The suit contends that officers didn't just make a mistake placing themselves in harm's way, but that they also violated bureau policy. The suit says officers should have called the police bureau's Hostage Negotiation Team.

In February 2012, a grand jury cleared the the two cops involved in the incident of any criminal wrongdoing, a typical outcome for police shooting cases.

Randy Morgan is asking for $3 million, more than the record $2.3 million settlement paid out in the non-fatal 2011 police shooting of William Kyle Monroe.

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02 Jan 23:35

Surface Pro 2 now shipping with faster processor, just two months after launch

by Tom Warren
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lololol

Microsoft has started updating the Intel processor in its Surface Pro 2 tablets. The software giant originally released the Surface Pro 2 on October 22nd, and after just two months the latest retail units now contain a processor clocked at 1.9GHz instead of the stock 1.6GHz Intel i5-4200U chip that originally shipped with the tablet.

A Microsoft spokesperson confirmed the change in a statement to The Verge. "Microsoft routinely makes small changes to internal components over the lifetime of a product, based on numerous factors including supply chain partnerships, availability, and value for our customers," says a Microsoft spokesperson. "With any change to hardware or software, we work to ensure that the product experience remains excellent."

New models appear to have started shipping in late December

One Surface Pro 2 owner noticed the change after swapping his faulty unit following a recent firmware update issue. Recent Geekbench scores suggest Microsoft made the change in late December, but Microsoft has not provided timing to The Verge. Aside from the speed improvement, the two Intel i5 processors (4200U and 4300U) are relatively similar. The new i5-4300U chipset is clocked higher, and it also includes Intel’s Trusted Execution Technology for improved software security.

The rationale behind a processor speed bump is unclear, and Microsoft isn’t commenting on its decision to improve the Surface Pro 2 components after just two months. Several recent reports have noted that Microsoft’s Surface 2 and Surface Pro 2 tablets have remained largely out of stock over the holidays, alongside the timing of the processor change on the Pro 2 model. The refreshed model is now filtering into retail channels, so any future stock should start to ship with the faster Intel processor.

02 Jan 23:10

You can draft a fantasy Puppy Bowl team

by Rodger Sherman
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Puppy Bowl doesn't really have stats, but fantasy Puppy Bowl is a thing.

Let me promise you one thing: SB Nation's coverage of the Puppy Bowl will be better than, if not, surpass SB Nation's coverage of the Super Bowl. I promise you that.

Anyway, via Deadspin, we found out some spectacular news Entertainment Weekly brought about this year's Puppy Bowl:

Fantasy Puppy League: Later this month at AnimalPlanet.com/PuppyBowl, the network will launch a fantasy draft, where fans can see profiles of all 66 players and create their team of competitors before the big game. On game day, you can keep track of how your players perform via stats on the screen (so in theory you could place a wager on Cici the German Shepard mix rather than, say, the Patriots).

FANTASY PUPPY BOWL

So, the main problem with this is that the Puppy Bowl doesn't really have statistics, per se — it's a bunch of puppies on a tiny football field with a "referee" going TOUCHDOWN at various intervals and also sometimes calling penalties on dogs when they take poops places. But that's not going to stop us from participating in fantasy Puppy Bowl. I'll play against you. As somebody who won both of their fantasy football leagues and also happens to have a puppy, I think you don't have a chance against me.

02 Jan 23:09

Bill Nye To Debate Creationist Museum Founder Ken Ham

by timothy
New submitter cusco writes "Creation Museum Founder and AiG President/CEO Ken Ham will debate Bill Nye at the Creation Museum on Tuesday, February 4, at 7 PM. According to the Washington Post, 'Ham had been hoping to attract the star of TV's 'Bill Nye The Science Guy' to the northern Kentucky museum after Nye said in an online video last year that teaching creationism was bad for children. The video was viewed nearly 6 million times on YouTube.'"

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02 Jan 23:09

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02 Jan 23:06

Japan gets to the point and makes straight-up Disney Princess lingerie

by Rob Bricken

Japan gets to the point and makes straight-up Disney Princess lingerie

Sorry, Disney, but if you don't have the balls to go ahead and completely sexuallize your beloved Disney Princess girls brand, then Japan will do it for you. Ladies, now your lady bits can truly feel like a princess with lingerie based on Cinderella, Aurora, Belle and Rapunzel! Sorry, girls, puberty not included!

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02 Jan 23:04

Why ALA Needs a Code of Conduct | Backtalk

Why ALA Needs a Code of Conduct | Backtalk:

But, several people have asked me, why do we need this here? Are things like this really a problem at ALA conferences? Doesn’t a code of conduct pose problems for intellectual freedom?

In fact, even if our conferences were spotless, we would still need this type of statement to maintain our standard of quality. Without one, attendees, speakers, and sponsors that we have previously attracted will not participate.

02 Jan 23:04

Emergency | Harvard University

by OnlyMrGodKnowsWhy
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OnlyMrGodKnowsWhy

YEEEEESSSSSS

1:15pm EST

Due to the snow storm impacting the Cambridge/Boston area, Harvard University will curtail operations beginning at 2pm today and ask all non-essential personnel to remain home tomorrow.

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02 Jan 23:04

This Cold Snap Is Making It Colder Than The Surface Of Mars

In northern Minnesota right now, the temperature has dipped to a staggering -42 F. The chill is running so deep in the North Star State that it’s not only colder than in the lands above the Arctic Circle, it’s actually colder than some of the daily temperatures on Mars—you know, the planet 78 million miles further from the Sun on average.
02 Jan 23:03

Texts from TNG - Best of 2013

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Texts from TNG - Best of 2013:

Best posts of 2013, by month

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02 Jan 23:02

Just How Many Spins Can This Dancer Do?

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via Christopher Lantz

this GIF starts around 6:00 on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44kKLeDKIIc, and he keeps spinning after the end of the GIF

the crew is Morning of Owl, venue is R16 Korea World Championships

Just How Many Spins Can This Dancer Do?

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: breakdancing , gif , bboy , g rated , win
02 Jan 22:54

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02 Jan 22:52

Liberal Tears

by Rob Beschizza
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via multitasksuicide
never go

As posted to the twitter account of Texas Repulican congressman Steve Stockman. TIL conservatives lubricate their cheap AK knockoffs by spraying the springs with salt water.

UPDATE: GOD BLESS AMERICA: you can buy AK-47 recoil spring replacement kits on Amazon.

    






02 Jan 22:29

More Wonderfully Bizarre Surrealist Paintings by Paco Pomet

by EDW Lynch

Surreal paintings by Paco Pomet

Back in 2011 we posted a few delightfully surreal paintings by artist Paco Pomet. Since then Pomet has painted quite a few more—be sure to peruse his site for his full portfolio. Pomet’s work will be on display in a solo show at the Richard Heller Gallery in Santa Monica starting January 11, 2014.

Surreal paintings by Paco Pomet

Surreal paintings by Paco Pomet

Surreal paintings by Paco Pomet

via Colossal

02 Jan 22:25

ABC Kills Next-Day Streaming For Non-Subscribers

by timothy
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great

jfruh writes "ABC shows are available for free to anybody with antenna on the day and time they're first broadcast. But if you want them at any other time, it's getting harder to see them unless you pay someone. The network had previously made free ad-supported streamed versions of its shows available on its website the day after they aired, but now they're shifting that back to a week. Next-day streaming is still available if you have a cable or Hulu Plus subscription, showing the extent to which "broadcast" networks are dependent on subscriber fees."

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02 Jan 22:25

Back to being number two ⊟ Back to being the younger brother....

by ericisawesome




Back to being number two ⊟

Back to being the younger brother. The second player. The sidekick. The timid character with the silly jump. We had some fun times in 2013, didn’t we? :o(

Image is via Gman.

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02 Jan 22:11

How to apply Borg naming conventions to your chickens

by Charlie Jane Anders
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'I have some chickens named with Borg designations. There were originally 4, so each of them was N of 4. Two of them died though, then I got two new ones, so should the new ones get their own group designation ("of 2") or should they become part of the original "of 4"? I would like to be technically correct about this.'

I didn't know OMGKW was raising chickens

How to apply Borg naming conventions to your chickens

Suppose you keep chickens, and you want to name them according to the Borg designations? So if you've got four chickens, they're one of four, two of four, etc.? So far so good. But then what if one dies and is replaced? That's the dilemma one message board considered.

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02 Jan 22:05

Bratton: NYPD, communities need mutual respect - Newsday


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02 Jan 22:05

The Spectacular 2014 Preview Spectacular – Part One

by RPS
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Space Station 13 remake?!?!?!?!?

By RPS on January 2nd, 2014 at 10:00 am.

2014 is no longer the lunatic space-dream of fantasists – it’s really, really here! And rumour has it, it will be a year in which games are released. We’ve gathered together all those rumours to bring you a really rather enormous list of the PC games we expect to see in the coming twelve months. Good ones, great ones, and stinky ploppy-plop ones. Maybe some will even be average: we just don’t yet know. This is but part one of our mega-list, with parts two and three appearing soon. The games are ordered in a mystery fashion – an imaginary prize* to the first reader to figure it out. Devour.

SPACECOM
Strategy
Early 2014
Its interface renders planetary systems in cool blues and the ships moving between them as simple icons. That alone is enough conjure flashbacks to Neptune’s Pride’s tales of space betrayal. If SPACECOM, which was recently Greenlit on Steam, is half as emotional and half as time-consuming, it could be twice the game.

Tom Clancy’s The Division
Online multiplayer third-person tactical shooter action role-playing video game
Winter 2014
Developing games from beyoooooond the grave, Ubisoft’s latest Clancy-thing is aiming for some pretty epic scale. Alongside that ludicrous genre description, this is Ubi stretching their ambitious ways farther than we’ve seen before, aiming to create a dystopian, post-collapse New York in which social interaction is as important as shooting mans in the face.

No Man’s Sky
First-person space exploration
2014
Exploration is the game’s core verb, but No Man’s Sky procedurally generated galaxy contains more than ambulation. You’re visiting its colourful, sci-fi book cover-inspired planets to gather resources with which to stock and upgrade your spaceship, so you can dodge pirates and reach further towards that galaxy’s mutated core. Given its ambition, we’ll be lucky to see it in 2014, but there’s nothing wrong with hoping.

The Evil Within
Survival horror
2014
If only it were being released under its Japanese name, Psychobreak. Detective Sebastian Castellanos sees his partners get murdered, and is then attacked himself. He wakes up in a monstrous land, seemingly born of a friend’s madness. Um, yes, well. Bethesda like it enough to be giving it a worldwide publish, but when we do not know.

Dying Light
Open-world zombie hate
31 March 2014
It pairs open-world zombie-bashing with Mirror’s-Edge-style runleaping, but the demo we played definitely needed some work in terms of control and general feel. That said, the night sections – wherein the shambling undead suddenly become spry as marathon runners whose legs aren’t liable to snap at the sinew after a pillbug breathes on them – are terrifyingly tense.

Age Of Wonders III
Strategy
Spring 2014
Triumph Studios’ turn-based strategy (with a hint of role-playing) slipped off into the mysterious reaches of 2014, as the Overlord developer wanted to do the long-awaited threequel’s massive scope justice. Age of Wonders III is expanding into new territory with RPG-style leader classes, more in-depth city structures, and heaps of new abilities and rules.

The Long Dark
Woodland survival
October 2014
The Long Dark both looks and sounds beautiful. After a very successful Kickstarter, the game is set to offer first-person survivaling in a post-apocalyptic Northern wilderness. While you’ll be scavenging and panicking as you might expect, there’s also promise of a moral dimension to your struggle – how far are you willing to go to survive?

Men of War: Assault Squad 2
Strategy
Q1 2014
A new engine should bring interface improvements along with visual polish to the incredibly detailed WWII strategy game. It looks rather beautiful and could well be one of 2014’s first great strategic hits.

Elite: Dangerous
Space shopping
March 2014
According to frequent RPS guest star Craig Pearson, Elite’s dogfights already feel excellent, and Oculus Rift support sends the whole production dangerously deep into the unexplored reaches of Immersion Space. Of course, that’s only the very, very, very beginning. 150,000 star systems, every role you can think of, customization out the wazoo (and also in, around, and through the wazoo) – David Braben and co certainly aren’t lacking in ambition.

Red Baron
Flight sim
November 2014
Red Baron failed in its Kickstarter campaign, but its creators seem undeterred. That’s a good thing for lovers of the Dynamix original’s biplane dogfights, as well as those who wish their flight sim sorties had a little more focus on skybound derring-do and a little less on accurate switch modelling. Read the Flare Path interview with its creator.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Open world RPG
Summer 2014
Promising to be 30 times bigger than either of the previous massive Witcher RPGs, this is CD Projekt RED at their most extraordinarily ambitious. They reckon there will be over a hundred hours of stuff to do in the main and side quests, with horsies, boats and the like allowing faster exploration of its enormous world. No word yet on whether you’ll be able to collect boobs.

Sniper Elite 3
First-person murder sim
2014
If ever there was a first-person shooter for which the term “murder simulator” applied, it’s Sniper Elite. This follow-up maintains the creepy, slow-motion, x-ray of every bone-shattering, bollock-exploding gunshot, but shifts the action from Europe to North Africa. It’s also meant to be more of a sandbox, which should hopefully alleviate some of the last game’s dreadful campaign missions. Hopefully.

Alien: Isolation
Horror-stealth-stealth-horror
2014 maybe?
Creative Assembly are the latest to try to convert the Alien license to gaming, without the added magic of Predators. Will it focus on a single solitary alien like absolutely everyone on Earth desperately hopes it will? Or will it be a face-hugger shooter par normality? Come on CA, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

Endless Legend
4X strategy
Sometime 2014
Endless Space was an Xcellent 4X strategy, and Endless Legend aims to bring its streamlined yet still sumptuously complex approach into a sparkling fantasy realm.

Star Citizen
Space sim/crowdfunded wish fulfillment machine
April 2014
Star Citizen wants to be all things to all gamers. Consequently it’s the space dogfighting module that’s due to launch in April 2014, with the rest of Chris Roberts’ modern take on Wing Commander to follow later. Those other modules include the campaign, the larger multiplayer systems, the planet-based combat and, presumably if the money keeps flowing, the point-and-click module, the boss fight module, the taking the boss fights back out again module, and the football management module.

Thief 4
Sneak-em-up
25 February 2014
The much beleaguered Thiefly follow-up should, further slips permitting, be with us in a couple of months, and we can finally all find out whether we needed to be so worried. Rebooting Garrett and his stealing ways without the Looking Glass crew behind it was always going to be a challenge. We’re desperately hoping it’s one they can meet.

StarCraft 2: Legacy of the Void
Strategy/Esport
2014
The final part of StarCraft 2′s troika of expansions, this time letting you fight the good fight as the Protoss. Like 60% of all videogame alien races, the Protoss are basically space elves, but don’t let that put you off. If Heart of the Swarm is anything to go by, Void should also ship with a set of changes to SC2′s competitive multiplayer component. Which is, let’s face it, the point of the series now.

Tales from the Borderlands
Adventure game
2014
Between The Walking Dead and Wolf Among Us, Telltale are dangerously close to being respectable videogame developers again, wiping away all our memories of their terrible movie license tie-ins with deftly directed choose-your-own-adventures. Tales from the Borderlands is set in Gearbox’s Borderlands universe and if we’re lucky will let us make the very moral decision to kill Claptrap with a shotgun or a sniper rifle. (There is no immoral choice).

Assassin’s Creed: Liberation
Jumpy shooty third-person
Jan 15th 2014
The Vita game is being HDerised for modern spangly computers, allowing us to play as Aveline de Grandpré… an actual woman. The original handheld version apparently took a semi-interesting look at the rancid social politics of the time, so here’s hoping Liberation holds up decently on bigger screens.

Titanfall
Mech-based online FPS
13 March 2014
Some are utterly thrilled by the prospects for this online only FPS battleground, in which you play as either a pilot or a mech. Some are concerned it’s a great deal of bombast. The winning side will be decided in a punch-up behind the Lamb & Flag on Tuesday night.

Hearthstone
Multiplayer card game
Beta out now
Blizzard make a claim on further hours and days with their online card game. Already a fixture in the lives of many and sure to grow in 2014.

EVE: Valkyrie
EVEn more EVE
Space Year 2014
We were quite impressed by what we played of CCP’s admittedly lightweight EVE Valkyrie Oculus Rift tech demo, but the full game is still something of a mystery. Some form of integration with the larger EVE universe is a lock, but things like a single-player campaign and even launch platform(s) are still big question marks. It may not even appear on PC.

Murdered: Soul Suspect
Action adventure
Q2 2014
Murdered: Soul Suspect has the greatest Wikipedia description – “The concept of the title was based on Die Hard, but with a twist when creative director Yosuke Shiokawa wondered what if protagonist John McClane died in the events of the film yet continues to fight as a ghost.” While solving his own murder, the protagonist will fight demonic creatures. Murdered is certainly a computer game.

Transistor
Sci-fi RPG
2014
Following Bastion is quite the task. But Supergiant games seem to be doing that with verve. A science fiction city in which you wield a weapon of unknown origin, trying to learn about its past. It looks gorgeous, and with an emphasis on a single-player story experience, there’s a lot of reason to be excited about this one.

Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number
Top-down murder sim
2014
Controversial? It’s Miami’s middle name. The first Hotline Miami was a beautifully stylish, horribly difficult murder-spree. The second has created headlines with its demo and it’ll be interesting to see what Dennation eventually deliver.

Paradise Lost: First Contact
Action platformer
2014
A hyper-detailed pixel platformer about employing the powers of a many-tentacled alien towards escaping from a science research facility. Expect Metal Gear stealth, Metroidvania non-linearity and an RPG-lite skill system. Let’s hope the quality of its puzzles matches the beauty of its animation.

Broforce
Co-operative patriotism simulation
Alpha out now
Broforce is a Contra-esque sidescroller, only with more destructibility. And by that, I mean all of it. Everything blows up constantly, resulting in chunky pixelated splatters of blood and shrapnel. There’s a brobust level editor too, breh.

Master Spy
Stealth platformer
2014
Flashback meets Gunpoint, as a man in a trenchcoat performs pixel-perfect jumps to traverse traps and trickery. A lovely demo already exists and the finished article should be with us sooner rather than later.

IL-2 Sturmovik: Battle of Stalingrad

http://il2sturmovik.com/

Flight sim
Spring 2014
The most beautifully crafted flight simulation of all time? Hopefully. This is the game that may launch a thousand Oculus Rifts.

Volume
Sneaky puzzles
A month after PS4, 2014
Mike Bithell’s follow-up to Thomas Was Alone is a top-down puzzler, requiring the use of sound to solve sneaky-stealth puzzling. Once again starring Danny Wallace as the game’s AI, it will launch with hundreds of puzzles of its own, and also the ability for players to create and share their own levels. It’ll have a month’s PS4 exclusive for some reason, then reach the PC.

River City Ransom: Underground
Side-scrolling beat-’em-up
September 2014
The original River City Ransom was released in 1989 and was a beat-’em-up with a simple control scheme, an open world full of objects to be used as melee weapons, and a lot of style. RCR: Underground is the unlikely, officially licensed sequel. It has the original creator onboard as an advisor, the backing of a successful Kickstarter campaign, and its development blog suggests everyone involved is taking great pains to evoke the spirit of the original.

Galak-Z: The Dimensional
Top-down shooter
2014
Ships tumble beautifully and erotically through space. Direction is meaningless. Everything is meaningful. A game of possible rare beauty about acrobats in control of machines in space.

Carmageddon: Reincarnation
Angry cars
Q1 2014
A Kickstarter darling to the tune of over $625,000, this one’s taking the low road with little regard for frivolities like shame or dignity. You are a car. You turn pedestrians into intestine-topped road pizza. Everything goes crash-crash and boom-boom, and you giggle with furious mirth.

Jazzpunk
Cyberpunk noir slapstick pizza survival horror comedy
Q1 2014
Adult Swim released several fantastic games in 2013 and Jazzpunk looks like the studio’s most ambitious offering to date. It wants to make you laugh and early evidence suggests it might well succeed.

Watch Dogs
Hacking the open world
Summer 2014
If Ubisoft can pull this off, what a thing it will be. An open city in which you can hack everything, letting you choose how to approach your given quests, whether by gunfire or stealth. What we’ve seen looks like the strangest combination of stunningly exciting potential and hoary GTA-me-do generic violence. Where it will eventually fall will decide the game’s fate.

Mad Max
Open world vehicular violence
2014
Will Avalanche bring the beautiful ruckus of Just Cause 2 to Mel’s mad world? Hopefully. Ziplines, headbutts and exploding cars all feature. This much we know.

Darkwood
Top-down rogue-like RPG
No date set
Unlike many of its more modern horror genre compatriots, this one’s about survival first and foremost. Blockade doors, find generators, and weep as sanity effects convince you that said generators are puking drunken disapproval at all of your life choices. Also, the game’s very, very dark.

Wildstar
MMO
Summer 2014
Hey, remember MMOs? They were fun for a bit, weren’t they? Attempting to revive some sort of retro nostalgic interest in the old genre, Carbine and NCSoft’s Wildstar looks like it’ll focus on the core of what made the most successful examples succeed so successfully, while even braving a subscription model. (Along with bemusing alternatives based around buying in-game items or something.)

Galactic Civilizations 3
Turn-Based Space Strategy
Release: 2014 – Founders’ alpha early 2014, public beta soon after.
Stardock’s hotly anticipated sequel may be the epic 4X space game that the federated worlds have been waiting for. Improved planetary management, intricate ship-building and interstellar terrain are among the features that could make this game, long in-development, the brightest star in the sky.

Daylight
Survival horror
Q1 2014
Blacklight dev Zombie’s latest is a procedurally generated scare-’em-up. You’ll wander around an island that’s never the same twice, take photos, and develop a desperate, clawing phobia of creepy dolls. It’s creepy, kooky, mysterious, and spooky. It’s probably not much like The Addams Family.

Mansion Lord
Murder Mystery Business Sim
August 2014
Turn-based Agatha Christie, in which players invite aristocrats to houses and then observe and capture them when they murder one another. That’s aristocrats for you – they live to kill.

Grand Theft Auto V
Urban Violence
Release Perhaps
Flowers, women, men, haircuts. Cars. Radio gaga.

Wolfenstein: The New Order
FPS
2014
Someone at Bethesda needs to do their history homework. They seem to think the Nazis won World War 2 in 1960. And that some dude called Captain B.J. Blazkowicz was the man to stand up to their world rule in an attempt to fight back. This is going to be awfully awkward when they realise what a silly mistake they’ve made.

Dungeon Defenders 2
Not a MOBA
Spring 2014
First it was a tower defense sequel, then it was a MOBA with tower defense elements, and now it’s a tower-powered defend-o-battler again. After an icky time of accusations and confessions for developers Trendy, the sequel appears to be back on track. Perhaps things will work out for the best after all. Hopefully? Maybe?

Space Station 13 Remake
Multiplayer space roleplaying sim
2014
Have you ever dreamed of being a space bartender? Quinns’ did, and Space Station 13′s 2D sprites offered him the freedom to live out his dreams on a ship populated with other people. This remake should do the same in a prettier engine with a more user-friendly interface and proper physics.

Check back on Monday for part two of this ludicrously enormous feature.

*Imaginary prizes are not available to employees of Rock, Paper, Shotgun Ltd, nor their families, friends, lovers and opticians.

02 Jan 21:47

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Happy new year! Whew, what a year 2013 was. 2014 will be even bigger, hopefully. Today’s song was just a way to reintroduce myself to the public, maybe reinvigorate myself. Consider this a reset episode like mid-way through a TV season, where everyone comes back with different haircuts and tans and sort of weirdly explains their character to the audience, even though we’re all like “Uh yeah, we know. We’ve been watching this whole time!” So enjoy. And trust me when I say, some of the songs and announcements I got coming for you this year. You won’t believe.

Anyway, a lot’s on deck:

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First Mixtape of 2014 – The Doctor EP, Jan. 7 2014
You may remember in 2011 I had a song called “I Have Never Watched An Episode of Doctor Who In My Life” (that’s canon, the real title. I’ve butchered it myself so many times since, but I’m pretty sure that’s the exact title). Anyway, I watched a ton of Doctor Who (about six seasons to be exact), and made a mixtape in secret. I announced it on Christmas. It’s coming out Jan. 7, at rapgamedoctorwho.com. Go check out the preview up there, and prepare yourselves. Geronimo, or whatever.

West Coast Tour – w/ Schaffer the Darklord & Tribe One
I’m also going to be on the West Coast, all sunny and a whole 180 degrees (weather pun) from the bitter, horrifying cold me and Tribe felt during our Middle of Nowhere tour in December. And even better, I’ll be sharing the bill with my good friend and basically one of my fave rappers ever, Schaffer the Darklord, as well as a venerable who’s who of nerd rap.

Here’s the dates. Check us out, facebook event in the info links:

Jan 9 – Seattle, WA – The Lo-Fi w/ Beefy & Death Star (info)
Jan 10 – Portland, OR – The Analog w/ Kid Apocalypse (inf0)
Jan 11 – Boise, ID – The Spacebar Arcade (info)
Jan 12 – Salt Lake City, UT – Shred Shed w/ Mark Dago (inf0)
Jan 14 – Phoenix, AZ – Pub Rock w/ Mega Ran (info)
Jan 15 – San Diego, CA – The Merrow w/ Doc Awk (info)
Jan 16 – Las Vegas, NV – Bar 702 w/ 3D6 – FREE (info)
Jan 17 – Los Angeles, CA – Complex LA (info)
Jan 18 – San Francisco, CA – Hemlock Tavern w/ Dual Core (info)
Jan 19 – Mt. Shasta, CA – Mt. Shasta Vets Club – FREE (info)

Auld lang syne, y’all. Let’s make it a great one.

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