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Even though I was indoctrinated in structured programming, I don't think the goto is the real problem here. Anyone can screw up code with an ill-judged copy-paste or a slip of the mouse. We've all been there, right? Pointy-haired managers, think "reply all".
But Apple needs to answer some serious questions.
Why wasn't this broken code spotted by some sort of review process before it ended up in a software build? After all, this sort of mistake can even be picked up by various automated code analysis tools, let alone by human reviewers.
Why wasn't the failure picked up in the testing phase, before the software was published? After all, testing that each step in a security authentication process still works is kind of important.
Why was a patch for iOS released, thereby revealing the existence of the problem and giving security researchers good and evil the opportunity to reverse engineer it and see whether the problem also existed in OS X — which it did — before that operating system was also patched? After all, both operating systems are produced by the same company. Don't these people talk to each other?
I think we have some cultural problems here, folks.
The apparent lack of communication between the iOS and OS X teams is bad enough. But what's far more worrying is how such a serious error could have escaped detection — let's skip the more tinfoil-oriented explanation that it was a deliberate "mistake" to help the NSA, and a programming error gives Apple plausible deniability — and how the impact of the error is magnified by Apple's complete lack of transparency when it comes to security issues.
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Metal Singer Tim Lambesis Pleads Guilty to Murder-for-Hire Charges
The Shutter: NW 21st Avenue's not-actually-a-strip-club venue...

NW 21st Avenue's not-actually-a-strip-club venue the Gypsy has permanently closed, after "more than 20 years" of providing live-band karaoke and neon-colored drinks. WWeek brings word of the abrupt shutter, which, according to signage on the door, came as the owners decided to sell the business (and all its furniture and fixtures). [WW]
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Massachusetts: Revere Voters Approve Casino Proposal by Mohegan Sun - New York Times
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Massachusetts: Revere Voters Approve Casino Proposal by Mohegan Sun New York Times Voters in Revere on Tuesday approved Mohegan Sun's proposal to build a resort casino on land owned by Suffolk Downs. The vote was the second casino vote in the city in just over three months. Revere voters in November approved a proposal at Suffolk ... Revere voters again say yes to proposed casinoBoston Globe Mohegan Sun casino proposal approved in RevereAlbany Times Union Revere voters approve casino plan at Suffolk DownsWCVB Boston CBS Local -Daily Item all 186 news articles » |
Spike Lee’s Amazing Rant Against Gentrification
firehose'Here’s the thing: I grew up here in Fort Greene. I grew up here in New York. It’s changed. And why does it take an influx of white New Yorkers in the south Bronx, in Harlem, in Bed Stuy, in Crown Heights for the facilities to get better? The garbage wasn’t picked up every motherfuckin’ day when I was living in 165 Washington Park. P.S. 20 was not good. P.S. 11. Rothschild 294. The police weren’t around. When you see white mothers pushing their babies in strollers, three o’clock in the morning on 125th Street, that must tell you something.
[Audience member: And I don’t dispute that…]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And even more. Let me kill you some more.
[Audience member: Can I talk about something?]
Not yet.
Then comes the motherfuckin’ Christopher Columbus Syndrome. You can’t discover this! We been here. You just can’t come and bogart. There were brothers playing motherfuckin’ African drums in Mount Morris Park for 40 years and now they can’t do it anymore because the new inhabitants said the drums are loud. My father’s a great jazz musician. He bought a house in nineteen-motherfuckin’-sixty-eight, and the motherfuckin’ people moved in last year and called the cops on my father. He’s not — he doesn’t even play electric bass! It’s acoustic! We bought the motherfuckin’ house in nineteen-sixty-motherfuckin’-eight and now you call the cops? In 2013? Get the fuck outta here!
Nah. You can’t do that. You can’t just come in the neighborhood and start bogarting and say, like you’re motherfuckin’ Columbus and kill off the Native Americans. Or what they do in Brazil, what they did to the indigenous people. You have to come with respect. There’s a code. There’s people.
You can’t just — here’s another thing: When Michael Jackson died they wanted to have a party for him in motherfuckin’ Fort Greene Park and all of a sudden the white people in Fort Greene said, “Wait a minute! We can’t have black people having a party for Michael Jackson to celebrate his life. Who’s coming to the neighborhood? They’re gonna leave lots of garbage.” Garbage? Have you seen Fort Greene Park in the morning? It’s like the motherfuckin’ Westminster Dog Show. There’s 20,000 dogs running around. Whoa. So we had to move it to Prospect Park!
I mean, they just move in the neighborhood. You just can’t come in the neighborhood. I’m for democracy and letting everybody live but you gotta have some respect. You can’t just come in when people have a culture that’s been laid down for generations and you come in and now shit gotta change because you’re here? Get the fuck outta here. Can’t do that!
And then! [to audience member] Whoa whoa whoa. And then! So you’re talking about the people’s property change? But what about the people who are renting? They can’t afford it anymore! You can’t afford it. People want live in Fort Greene. People wanna live in Clinton Hill. The Lower East Side, they move to Williamsburg, they can’t even afford fuckin’ motherfuckin’ Williamsburg now because of motherfuckin’ hipster. What do they call Bushwick now? What’s the word? [Audience: East Williamsburg]
That’s another thing: Motherfuckin’… These real estate motherfuckers are changing names! Stuyvestant Heights? 110th to 125th, there’s another name for Harlem. What is it? What? What is it? No no, not Morningside Heights. There’s a new one. [Audience: SpaHa] What the fuck is that? How you changin’ names?
And we had the crystal ball, motherfuckin’ Do the Right Thing with John Savage’s character, when he rolled his bike over Buggin’ Out’s sneaker. I wrote that script in 1988. He was the first one. How you walking around Brooklyn with a Larry Bird jersey on? You can’t do that. Not in Bed Stuy.
So, look, you might say, “Well, there’s more police protection. The public schools are better.” Why are the public schools better? First of all, everybody can’t afford — even if you have money it’s still hard to get your kids into private school. Everybody wants to go to Saint Ann’s — you can’t get into Saint Ann’s. You can’t get into Friends. What’s the other one? In Brooklyn Heights. Packer. If you can’t get your child into there… It’s crazy. There’s a business now where people — you pay — people don’t even have kids yet and they’re taking this course about how to get your kid into private school. I’m not lying! If you can’t get your kid into private school and you’re white here, what’s the next best thing? All right, now we’re gonna go to public schools.
So, why did it take this great influx of white people to get the schools better? Why’s there more police protection in Bed Stuy and Harlem now? Why’s the garbage getting picked up more regularly? We been here!
All right, go ahead. Let’s see you come back to that.'
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TV Club: New Girl: “Sister II”
firehoseLinda Cardellini beat

It’s a damn good thing that New Girl hired Linda Cardellini to play Jess’ sister. The actress is superb work as the Day family hell-raiser, pulling the right kind of delirium out of Jake Johnson and giving Max Greenfield a new direction for channeling all of Schmidt’s pent-up sexual frustrations. But there’s a hitch there: Everything Abby has done in her stay at the loft says more about the regulars than it does about her. In “Sister” and “Sister II,” the guest star serves more as a mirror than a character, reflecting harsh truths about the people who we know will still be around after next week’s “Sister III.” This is a common function of TV guest players, but the Frank Grimeses of the world (or the “Grimey”s, as they like to be called) typically stop by for an episode and ask “What is wrong ...
The Dartmouth - Author of online post identified as member of Class of 2017
hodadFreshman-on-freshman sexual assault. My students knew both the victim and the assailant.
“She might be reluctant,” read a Jan. 10 post on Bored at Baker, outlining the steps one should take to rape a female member of the Class of 2017, who requested anonymity based on the personal nature of these online attacks. “Just tell her to relax.” The student targeted in the post, which identified her name and residential cluster, was in the library when she read it. Later that day, while in class, she broke down.
“It just really hit me,” she said. “I started crying and needed to leave.” After emailing her dean, Natalie Hoyt, Safety and Security escorted her from class to the dean’s office, at which point the post was reported to Safety and Security and to Hanover Police.
For the next three nights, the student slept in a secret room reserved by the housing office for emergencies. She changed residence halls shortly thereafter.
The author of the Jan. 10 Bored at Baker post, a male member of the Class of 2017, is no longer on campus. He will return to appear before the Committee of Standards for violating the Standards of Conduct.
The female member of the Class of 2017 targeted in the post alleges that the post’s author sexually assaulted her last fall, but that she chose not to report the assault to either Hanover Police or Safety and Security.
Assistant dean and director of case management Kristi Clemens said that the female student came to the administration with the Bored at Baker post but had not filed a sexual assault report.
The College identified the author of the post last week with assistance from the female student, Clemens said in an email. Upon confirming his identity, Safety and Security investigators retrieved the male student. Once the post’s author’s identity was confirmed, the College issued a no-contact order.
Acting chief of the Hanover Police Frank Moran said they opened a case on Jan. 10, the day the post was published online. He said that because Hanover Police does not have a Dartmouth email address and thus cannot log in to Bored at Baker, all information must come from sources with access to the website. When a Bored at Baker post is reported to the police, they launch an investigation to determine if the law has been violated.
“From what I’ve seen of the content, it is clearly disgusting and morally irresponsible, but I’m not convinced that we have a crime that we would be able to prosecute,” Moran said.
New Hampshire defense attorney Andrew Winters said it is unlikely that the post’s author would be arrested and charged with a crime.
“It’s obviously very hateful and vile, but I think that it’s highly doubtful it would be sustainable as a criminal case,” he said. “It’s not a specific enough threat against the person.”
The post, however, may qualify as criminal defamation, which is a class B misdemeanor punishable by a fine under New Hampshire law, Winters said.
Moran, who was unaware that the post’s author had been identified when interviewed on Tuesday afternoon, said that one consideration during the investigation was the improbability of identifying the poster given the department’s resources. Due to Bored at Baker’s design, it is nearly impossible to identify website users, even with assistance from its administrator.
After an individual threatened in a Bored at Baker post to bomb last year’s commencement ceremony, Hanover Police contacted the FBI, which identified the source of post, Moran said. In this case, however, Hanover Police did not contact the FBI.
“We can only go to the FBI for what we consider the most heinous of crimes and the most serious of threats to the community,” he said.
Moran said that the police may reevaluate the case since learning that the post’s author has been identified,
Upon hearing the initial news that the police would not prosecute the author of the post, the target of the post decided to bring the post to public attention on Feb. 4. She posted a screen shot and a description of her experience in the Class of 2017 Facebook page.
“I can’t do this alone,” she said of her decision to post in the Facebook group. “We can’t have a culture where it’s okay to harass me and call me names like that. I thought I should address this to my classmates, so I did.”
After the Hanover Police department chose not to pursue the case, the College launched its own investigation into the post. The female student said she was unaware at the time of her Facebook post that the College would commence its own judiciary process.
When a criminal investigation is underway, the College yields to Hanover Police’s authority and does not start its judicial proceedings, Clemens said.
“That’s the lag time that I think people are asking questions about,” she said.
The post’s author is currently subject to the College’s judicial process. Under the typical judicial process, Safety and Security compiles a report for the Office of Judicial Affairs, which determines if the Dartmouth Standards of Conduct have been violated.
Clemens said that as a private college, Dartmouth’s policies sometimes hold students to a standard higher than that of the law.
The target of the post said she first spoke with her assigned dean, Hoyt, in November about being harassed on Bored at Baker. She was also seeing a therapist at Dick’s House.
“I passed the person going to class one day, and it made me tear up because I felt like he was responsible,” she said. “What if this person gets angry at me and tries to come after me?”
She alleged that the assault occurred following a residence hall party that took place during the first six weeks of fall term. At that time, the Greek First-Year Safety and Risk Reduction policy, which barred members of the Class of 2017 from entering Greek events where alcohol was served, was still in effect. She said she chose not to report the assault.
The name-calling on Bored at Baker began in November, she said, with anonymous online posters identifying her by name and labeling her “Choates whore,” as well as commenting on her intelligence. There are currently 21 posts on the website from between November and Jan. 10 that use the phrase. All posts referencing her name or initials have been deleted.
“I talked to the dean’s office because I was really depressed about it and upset and mortified that someone would be saying those hurtful things, and they told me there was nothing they could do,” she said. “I had to stay at Dick’s House because of how I was feeling.”
While the target of the post did not file an official report with the College in the fall when the harassment began, she said the response from administrators she spoke with seemed to indicate a lack of options.
The target of the post said she contacted her alleged assaulter in November via email, asking him if he had written comments about her online, and he responded saying she should contact the administration if she felt she was being harassed. The posts continued.
The female member of the Class of 2017 said the Jan. 10 post stood out from the others. The post advocated providing the target with alcohol and assaulting her.
The student body has reacted passionately to the Bored at Baker post. Panhellenic Council, along with the presidents of each of the eight sororities that it represents, and the Interfraternity Council sent campus-wide emails condemning the post.
“As women on campus, we are only as protected and safe as the least safe member on campus,” Panhellenic Council president Eliana Piper said.
The incident also inspired a gathering on the Green Monday night, where student leaders addressed hundreds of students, then sang the alma mater.
“I feel like a lot of people have been really supportive, and that shows how Dartmouth really is,” the target of the post said.
She also said that she is pleased with the administration’s response.
“They’re doing everything they can, and I feel like I have so much support there,” she said. “I just wish that it had happened sooner.”
The Department of Safety and Security could not be reached for comment by press time.
Hoyt, citing a desire to respect the students’ privacy, declined to comment.
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firehoseDerived from the Hebrew rĕūbēn (delicious sandwich)
OnlyMrGodKnowsWhyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flP-o0ydkvo
This is Reuben. Born 1:43 AM on Monday, 2/24 (38 weeks, 2 days), 7 lbs. 6 oz. It’s been quite a few days. We go home from the hospital tomorrow (Wednesday) midday.
Reuben
Origin of the name Reuben:
Derived from the Hebrew rĕūbēn (behold, a son!).
The New Godzilla Trailer Is Tense And Emotional But Lacks Charles Barkley [Video]
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The trailer for the new Godzilla movie is a really tense little film on its own, offering up only glimpses of the titular monster while Bryan Cranston and various other humans — such as Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Elizabeth Olsen who are playing Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver and Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch, respectively, in Avengers: Age of Ultron – lose their collective minds. It’s gripping.
And yet it does not include any hint of Godzilla playing basketball against Charles Barkley. So there are pros and cons. Check out the trailer after the jump!
Interestingly, the new trailer seems to promise a slight twist on the original Godzilla origin (or implied origin, depending on which versions you enjoy), although the template is mostly traditional.
If you’re looking for some similarly Barkley-free Godzilla comics to get you hyped for the movie before it opens in theaters May 16, James Stokoe’s IDW series is a good place to start. Also? The wild ’70s Marvel stories or the current ongoing at IDW.

Bizarro Back Issues: Tiny Godzilla’s Time Travel Adventure In 1979
Mt. Gox Reportedly Receives Subpoena
Great Job, Internet!: This handy database offers scarily-specific details about guns used in movies

For movie characters, bearing arms is not merely a right. It's practically an obligation. Guns are as integral to the movies as training montages, match cuts, and Brian Dennehy. Where, after all, would James Bond have been without his trusty Walther PPK? Or Harry Callahan without his .44 magnum? Let's not forget that one of the defining images of early cinema is that unforgettable shot of Justus D. Barnes firing a gun directly at the camera in The Great Train Robbery (1903), a shot so cool that Martin Scorsese borrowed it for Goodfellas. Well, thanks to a fairly old, but still handily unsettling site called the Internet Movie Firearms Database, you can identify Barnes' weapon of choice as Colt 1878 Double Action Revolver.
The IMFDB is a comumunity-edited, Wikipedia-type site with over 15,000 user-generated articles about the specific types of firearms used in movies and television shows ...
Let’s Move! announces universal school meals !
Let’s Move! is making several sensational announcements today.
Announcement #1: Universal school meals
This one is extraordinary: Schools with 40% or more of children eligible for free or reduced-price meals will be able to serve free breakfasts and free lunches to every student in the school, regardless of family income.
This means an end to:
- USDA paperwork requirements for ensuring eligibility.
- Parents having to fill out complicated eligibility forms.
- Schools having to monitor to make sure kids’ families have turned in the paperwork or paid.
- Schools turning away kids whose families haven’t paid.
- Schools destroying the meals of kids whose families haven’t paid.
- Students knowing who gets free meals, and who does not.
Guess what: This program, which will affect 22,000 U.S. schools and 9 million children, is cost-neutral.
How is this possible?
- No more tedious, labor-intensive, expensive paperwork and monitoring.
- More student participation means more reimbursement.
This is just what school food advocates have been saying for years (see, for example, Janet Poppendieck’s Free For All: Fixing School Food in America).
For this alone, Let’s Move! deserves enthusiastic congratulations.
Announcement #2: limits on marketing junk foods and sodas in schools
As discussed in ObamaFoodorama today, USDA’s new rules will:
- Ban the marketing of unhealthy foods to children on school grounds.
- Phase out on-campus advertising for sodas and junk foods at schools during the school day.
- Apply the ban to places such as scoreboards on football fields and in gymnasiums, on vending machines, and on menu posters, cups and plates in cafeterias.
This is good news and a terrific step in the right direction, even though there are plenty of loopholes:
- Scoreboards with Coke logos, for example, can be phased out over time.
- After-school fundraisers and concessions at sports events are exempt.
- Schools can opt out.
These announcements are a tribute to the persistent work of school food advocates over a great many years.
But there is still plenty of room for more advocacy:
- Universal meals for all public schools.
- Closing the loopholes on junk food marketing to kids.
- Ensuring compliance with school meal standards.
The relevant documents
Thief - Overview video
firehose"It's when the game purports to give Garrett the most freedom that he actually feels the most imprisoned"
For a game about breaking the law, Thief sure imposes a whole lot of them on the player.
It's weird — in the instances where the game gets out of its own way, dropping you into a heavily guarded treasure pit, and tasking you with robbing the place blind, most of its mechanics just click. Even when those stages are linear, the stealing, the outwitting and the outmaneuvering feel great. It's when the game purports to give Garrett the most freedom that he actually feels the most imprisoned; behind auto-slamming windows, in front of unscalable walls, entwined in a map created by the devil.
In today's Overview, Arthur and I tackle Thief's highs and lows, sampling a bit of its open-world offerings as well as a snippet of one of its more straightforward missions. In the process, we kick over every single urn in the world. Sorry, urns! Maybe place those on a table or something, urn-owners.
(NSFW warning: This video includes a level set in a brothel, so there may be some nudity in the latter half, despite how hard I tried to avoid it.)
Ridiculous Ad of the Day: Retail Chain EDEKA Hires the Most Interesting German to Promote... Groceries?
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Obamacare enrollment hits 4 million - Los Angeles Times
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Obamacare enrollment hits 4 million Los Angeles Times WASHINGTON – Enrollment in health plans sold on marketplaces created by President Obama's healthcare law has hit 4 million, the administration announced Tuesday, marking another milestone in the law's implementation. The number suggests sign-ups ... UPDATE 1-Obama: 4 million have signed up for insurance under ObamacareReuters Obama: OFA volunteers doing Gods workPolitico Obama: 4 Million Have Signed Up for Health CareNBCNews.com Washington Times -Chicago Tribune -Fox News all 57 news articles » |
peashooter85: Rare and unusual “Femme Fatale” ring pistol,...


Rare and unusual “Femme Fatale” ring pistol, originates from France, third quarter of the 19th century.
Sold at Auction: $11,350
How Dungeons & Dragons and Fantasy Prepare You for Law and Life | Berkman Center
firehosea reminder that this is still happening
official @Wizards_DnD just mentioned it






















