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"Pictures for Sad Children" Creator Burns Kickstarter-Funded Books
firehose'John Campbell, creator of the webcomic "Pictures For Sad Children," raised over $51,615 via Kickstarter for a print collection of his work in 2012. Since the campaign's completion, he claims to have shipped "75% of Kickstarter rewards to backers" -- but he won't be shipping out any more. In a recent update to his Kickstarter campaign, Campbell posted a video of himself burning 127 of the remaining books -- one for each of the messages via social media he has received so far about the late-shipping books, and he'll burn another one every time he gets another message about a backer not getting their rewards.
Accompanying the video update is a lengthy essay that maligns capitalism and outlines Campbell's current financial situation (going so far to post screencaps of his online bank balance and PayPal account balance), and passes judgement on the Kickstarter model. Campbell further states that he will not be sending any refunds for those who have not yet received their rewards, telling those seeking a refund to "please contact a fan of my work directly for your money. This is where the money would come from anyway. I am cutting out the middle man."
"The backers who gave me the most money received the least 'reward' from me," Campbell wrote. "After shipping costs, I 'lost money' on most of the books I sold at the $25 level so, backers at the higher levels, you could perceive of yourselves as having 'paid for' the books that the 'lower' backers currently have, and you could try to get those books that you 'paid for' somehow."
Since the update, all comics and content from Campbell's website, PicturesForSadChildren.com have been expunged, taking over 10 years of work offline.'
There Are Some Confessed Rapists And Murderers On Reddit
FIREWALK: NSA Exploit of the Day
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Today's item from the NSA's Tailored Access Operations (TAO) group implant catalog:
FIREWALK(TS//SI//REL) FIREWALK is a bidirectional network implant, capable of passively collecting Gigabit Ethernet network traffic, and actively injecting Ethernet packets onto the same target network.
(TS//SI//REL) FIREWALK is a bi-directional 10/100/1000bT (Gigabit) Ethernet network implant residing within a dual stacked RJ45 / USB connector FIREWALK is capable of filtering and egressing network traffic over a custom RF link and injecting traffic as commanded; this allows a ethernet tunnel (VPN) to be created between target network and the ROC (or an intermediate redirector node such as DNT's DANDERSPRITZ tool.) FIREWALK allows active exploitation of a target network with a firewall or air gap protection.
(TS//SI//REL) FIREWALK uses the HOWLERMONKEY transceiver for back-end communications. It can communicate with an LP or other compatible HOWLERMONKEY based ANT products to increase RF range through multiple hops.
Status: Prototype Available -- August 2008
Unit Cost: 50 Units $537K
Page, with graphics, is here. General information about TAO and the catalog is here.
In the comments, feel free to discuss how the exploit works, how we might detect it, how it has probably been improved since the catalog entry in 2008, and so on.
Valve Open Sources Their DirectX To OpenGL Layer
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Read more of this story at Slashdot.
iOS7 Should be an Embarrassment
firehose'I regret ever endorsing iOS to anyone that was tricked or coerced into "upgrading" to iOS7. It's been a disaster in confidence all around.'
The rumor mill says that iOS7.1 fixes the daily crasing on iOS7. That's good news because the big change with iOS7 was the perception of Apple's threshold for quality. A common refrain from "regular people" I know has been that Apple's software is pretty poor quality.1 Many of them have the opinion that iOS7 is more unstable and confusing than Windows. Even I consider iOS7 to be a great source of jokes about software crashing. That's going to be a hard train to turn around.
I really believe that Apple has harmed their brand with iOS7. It's more devastating than any Samsung ad campaign. They have set back their reputation by releasing a highly unstable operating system for their most commonly used device. They rushed out new designs that viscerally disturb users. I've never seen someone more relieved by a single tweak than when I've demonstrated the reduced motion option.
This week we get a patch for iOS that might fix the daily crashes and sporadic power and bandwidth surges. I guess that's good, but cleaning up the mess is not the same thing as not making a mess.
iOS7 should be an enormous embarrassment for Apple management. They set a timeline that pushed iOS7 out half-baked and I hope they regret that decision. I regret ever endorsing iOS to anyone that was tricked or coerced into "upgrading" to iOS7. It's been a disaster in confidence all around.
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You know them. They're the ones that almost never read blogs and think RSS is a government agency. They also just want their stuff to work without making excuses for it. ↩
The Ninja Economist takes on your attacks over the (lack of a) gender gap in tech salaries
firehoselol this backtracking
I can barely get past the start
'recently wrote an article for Quartz in which I challenged the idea of gender wage discrimination in some fields in the tech industry. A few minutes after the article posted on the website, the World Economic Forum sent the tweet:
There is no #gendergap in tech salaries says @NinjaEconomics wef.ch/b3Jy8 #wef—
World Economic Forum (@davos) March 03, 2014
But, that’s not actually what I was arguing.'
What's the headline of her article? Oh yeah, "Surprise: There is no gender gap in tech salaries"
The lede?
"whatever problems women may have with the tech industry, wage discrimination isn’t necessarily one of them. New research shows that there is no statistically significant difference in earnings between male and female engineers who have the same credentials and make the same choices regarding their career."

I recently wrote an article for Quartz in which I challenged the idea of gender wage discrimination in some fields in the tech industry. A few minutes after the article posted on the website, the World Economic Forum sent the tweet:
There is no #gendergap in tech salaries says @NinjaEconomics wef.ch/b3Jy8 #wef—
World Economic Forum (@davos) March 03, 2014
But, that’s not actually what I was arguing. Headlines and tweets have the problem of fitting a lot of information into a small amount of space, so nuance is often lost. The central thesis of my article was that new research shows no significant difference in earnings one year after graduation between male and female engineers, who have the same credentials and make the same choices regarding their career. How’s that for a more precise headline?
On Twitter, many readers have questioned the data collection and research methodology. Others wondered how accurately I was portraying the issue of the gender gap. The following are the comments that came up most often in tweets, reader annotations and personal emails, and the responses from Claudia Goldin, a professor of Economics at Harvard University and Catherine Hill, director of research at American Association of University Women, who was co-author of the study, and myself:
@RealLisaC @nilofer @NinjaEconomics "confounding factors" quite interesting terminology.. + "sample" is frankly BS… #skeweddata—
Lauren Cooney (@lcooney) March 03, 2014
Since Quartz is a publication for a general audience, it’s possible some terms were misunderstood when not clearly defined. Confounding typically means “confusing” or “surprising,” but in statistics, it also refers to hidden variables that can lead researchers to think a relationship between two variables exist when they don’t. A popular example is, “Ice cream sales increase swimming deaths.” The two things are positively correlated but there is a more likely explanation than their relationship. In this case, the “season” is the confounding variable since summertime influences both ice cream sales and swimming pool deaths.
In AAUW’s study, the sample was restricted to those under 35 years old, who were earning their first bachelor’s degree. If someone is over 35, he or she is more likely to have more work experience, which would lead to higher wages when compared to a recent graduate with little or no work experience. Also, if someone has two bachelor’s degrees, he or she is also likely to earn more money than someone of the same age, but who holds one degree. Therefore, removing these two confounding factors makes it easier to study the effects of gender.
@Spacekatgal @NinjaEconomics @lcooney "hidden variables" are exactly what drive the real wage gap.—
Lisa Caywood (@RealLisaC) March 03, 2014
Most labor economists agree that the majority of the gender wage gap is explained through choices like education, occupation, or hours worked. Goldin, former president of the American Economic Association, is widely considered one of the top scholars in her field and believes that “the gender gap in wages is a summary statistic for gender differences in work.”
“Women without children have earnings almost equal to those of comparable men,” Goldin told me. “As women have increased their productivity-enhancing characteristics and as they ‘look’ more like men, the human capital part of the wage difference has been squeezed out.”
@NinjaEconomics It's misleading to look for gender pay gap only in 1st year of work: inequalities emerge over time bit.ly/1eWm0jc—
Niamh O Riordan (@niamhmoriordan) March 04, 2014
I don’t make the claim that wages in the first year are representative of lifetime wages. Though Goldin’s research also shows that in some science and technology fields for those under 45, women earn more than men (pdf) when controlled for education and work hours.
It’s true that the gender gap widens as women get older, but more research needs to be done to understand why the pay gap increases more in some occupations than in others. One explanation is the relationship between work hours and earnings, since some mothers reduce the number of hours they work or choose a more flexible schedule—two decisions that affect career path and lifetime earnings.
“The gender gap in pay would be considerably reduced and might even vanish if firms did not have an incentive to disproportionately reward individuals who worked long hours and who worked particular hours,” says Goldin. “Such change has taken off in various sectors, [including] technology.”
@guan @mims ACS 3-year estimate of median earnings for f/t workers: not so much equal pay. cc @NinjaEconomics http://t.co/C9Be098xSQ—
Shane Ferro (@shaneferro) March 03, 2014
First, median earnings don’t control for factors such as education or occupation, which are controlled for in the AAUW study. Second, women’s earnings rapidly decline to .70 (over her lifetime) and the study I am referencing looks at graduates one year out of college. Comparing raw earnings versus adjusted earnings isn’t analogous and neither is comparing lifetime earnings and young cohort earnings.
Constructing birth cohorts using data from the US Census and ACS, Goldin observes the following (pdf, table 1b): “Men and women begin their employment with earnings that are fairly similar, both for full-time year-round workers and for all workers with controls for hours and weeks. College graduate men and women working full-time, full-year earn in the 90% range when controlled for hours, weeks and education.”
@ninjaeconomics @halsrethink I don't think you've found any positive changes. Coming to the opposite conclusion of the study should have…—
Brianna Wu (@Spacekatgal) March 04, 2014
Highlighting pay equality in STEM fields might lead to more young women entering those occupations, a change many people would support. When I asked if Professor Goldin feels there is public perception of wage discrimination, she agreed that “Now, it’s a lot less.” Pay equality may also encourage women to stay in the labor force longer since their participation in the labor market will be stymied if they feel disadvantaged, according to Goldin.
@cmtrapolino @shaneferro @mims At first glance study seems suspect. What engineers make $55,142 here? Starting salaries much higher—
Vivek Wadhwa (@wadhwa) March 03, 2014
“Regarding our estimate of earnings for engineering majors one year out of college, it is similar to findings by other scholars [pdf],” said Dr. Hill. “The commenter seems to be misunderstanding the difference between the whole engineering workforce and those working one year after college graduation. Of course, we would expect salaries to rise over time.”
@Spacekatgal @GlennF The article seems to come to the opposite conclusion from the original researchers. “Tech” not a sector in the study.—
David Starke (@dstarke) March 04, 2014
The authors agree with my concluding statement that the two highest paying jobs, according to their study, are computer science professional and engineer. “We don’t have the breakdown on the relative importance of math, computer science and physical sciences,” Hill said. “In general, computer science and engineering account for the majority of STEM jobs.”
According to a statement from Dice.com, career website that serves information technology and engineering professionals: “With tech workers, the compensation gender gap has disappeared. Average salaries are equal for male and female tech pros, provided we’re comparing equal levels of experience and education and parallel job titles.”
@shaneferro @mims you can’t. they think they’re being clever by restricting to recent graduates, but it’s lazy.—
(@guan) March 03, 2014
“It is not lazy,” Hill told me, “It’s simply what we can accomplish with the data set we used. Our study is limited to one particular time because we’re trying to get an apples-to-apples comparison. We have a panel of experts that reviews our reports; this information is on our site.”
The gender pay gap is a focal point of AAUW’s research and advocacy work. Taking a closer look at the data, the study finds that women’s choices—college major, occupation, hours at work—do account for part of the pay gap. It’s beneficial to do a study that only captures a portion of a woman’s career because it can help us have a more detailed understanding of the changing factors that affect the gender wage gap. By studying cohorts (age bands), Goldin’s research shows that women and men start their careers very close in earnings, then the gap widens for the first few decades but then narrows as men and women become older.
@mitrakalita @mims It was the way new piece was framed and the inaccuracies and questionable data that were at issue. misrepresented study—
Vivek Wadhwa (@wadhwa) March 04, 2014
I asked Hill if my premise and conclusion were supported by their evidence. She replied that my statements were consistent with their findings, that “one year after college, among those students who go on to work full time in the year after graduation, we found no statistical difference in the earnings of men and women who took jobs in engineering and math, computer sciences or physical sciences.”
“We used the Baccalaureate and Beyond data that is a federal survey for which information is available on the NCES website,” said Hill. “For most of our calculations, we used the online tool that is on the website and students (or anyone) can easily reproduce the numbers. For the regression analysis, we used internal data using a consulting firm called MRI. MRI is a well respected firm and a leader in educational analysis. The report was based on an earlier analysis that I did with Judy Dey, an economist who now works for the BLS. It is called Beyond the Pay Gap. We did a similar analysis although it is not identical.”
Some have said my approach is excessively optimistic. In my article, I do state that this study shows there is a gender pay gap by college major, in most occupations, and overall. However, I decided to focus on the positive aspect, that there are some professions with no statistical difference in earnings between men and women in the beginning of their career.
@wadhwa @shaneferro Linkbait headline + questionable data + its conclusions are bad for women. Disappointing, @NinjaEconomics.—
Christina Trapolino (@cmtrapolino) March 03, 2014
My conclusion was this: The tech industry is unique in its history of being “equal pay for equal work”: A longitudinal study of female engineers in the 1980s, by Laurie Morgan at the University of Michigan, showed a wage penalty of “essentially zero” for younger cohorts. Today, the two highest paying professions with wage equality are in technology (computer scientist and engineer).
I support pay equality as well as a healthy discussion surrounding it. It’s important not to overlook the challenges women have faced in the fight for equal pay while we celebrating the more recent successes.
I asked Goldin if we shouldn’t discuss a narrowing pay gap because it hurts women by minimizing the issues they face. She replied, “Facts are facts. Truth doesn’t hurt.”
Follow Cynthia on Twitter @NinjaEconomics. We welcome your comments at ideas@qz.com.
The New Cosmos Series
firehoseVangelis appreciation beat

A couple of years ago it was announced that there would be a new Cosmos series, patterned after the 1980 series by Carl Sagan, this time featuring Neil deGrasse Tyson. I’m on record as being a huge fan of the original series — I would say that it’s one of the most influential TV series in my own personal history — and the new series was going to have Ann Druyan, Sagan’s wife, as a producer, so I was reasonably certain that the new version would stick to the basic concept of the original, gussied up with current effects and such. So I was looking forward it when it showed up.
The first episode aired last night on Fox (which is significant in itself — an unabashedly pro-science documentary show on commercial network TV? Even the original series could only manage PBS), and I have to say I was pretty content with what I saw. As someone who has written an astronomy book and is well steeped in science, I’m not the target audience for the show — there’s nothing that Neil deGrasse Tyson is going to say in the series that I’m not already very likely to know — but as I said last night, if I were ten years old, the age I was when the original series came out, my mind would be blown. The show is colorful and beautiful to look at, nicely-paced and edited and Tyson is a pleasant host. He’s not Sagan, but then why should he be? Being himself is sufficient.
But the main reason why the show works this time is the same reason why the show worked the first time — it’s unabashedly aimed at a popular audience. I’ve said before that one of the things I learned from the original series is that so much of science is understandable to the average person; I thumbnail it as “anyone can get 80% of any scientific topic.” That other 20% is what takes real attention — but if you can get most people 80% of the way there, just by speaking plain language and being engaging while you do so, the benefits can be enormous in the long run. This series is made to provide that 80%.
This Cosmos series, like the one before it, doesn’t shy away from firmly establishing scientific principles and theory as factual and necessary; it’s even confident enough to point out the things we don’t know because the suggestion is that by adhering to the simple scientific principles of questioning, testing and observing, we might eventually learn more about them. I think presenting these things as desirable in themselves and not in conflict with any other sort of thinking is pretty smart.
Quibbles? I have a few. The tour of the solar system in the first episode featured an overly populated asteroid belt; the music by Alan Silvestri is decent but so far not on the same level as the iconic music of the original series, provided by Vangelis; I thought the animated bit about Giordano Bruno went on a bit long. I also note that these are thing the nearly-45-year-old John Scalzi would notice; I don’t know that the 10-year-old me would notice them, or care if he did.
Overall, I’m happy with the new series so far, and positively delighted that Fox is giving it the sort of play that it is — launching it on nine other of its networks aside from its flagship commercial network is not insignificant. Will it have the same impact that the original series had? I don’t know, although it would be nice. But even if it doesn’t, I don’t have any doubt that there are kids out there who will take to it like I took to the original. And what a gift that would be, to set into motion a new generation of scientists, writers and thinkers, lighting candles against the darkness of a demon-haunted world.
What Tokyo Looked Like In 1945
firehosere: the firebombing of Tokyo civilians before the atom bomb drops
The Amtrak Residency: Why I Think This Is A Terrible Idea For A Writer
firehose'Clause 5 essentially says: “When you turn in your application, gee, anything can happen to your original writing. Who knows? We have a billion PR people working for us whose work yours might be [airquotes] confused with [/airquotes]. By signing this you agree that should this happen, you have no recourse, and we never have to credit you or pay you one thin dime. [But you’re so desperate, you won’t care, will you?] #lol #loser”
Clause 5 by itself ought to be enough to make you walk away, it’s so slimy. But then comes clause 6, in which you assign to Amtrak the irrevocable world rights to all the data in your application including your writing, forever and a day. And the day after that. ... Oh, and did I mention the background checks they want to conduct on you first, to make sure you’re not some kind of crypto-crook who’s going to embarrass them? Clause 9.)
…Now, I hear they’re fixing clause 6 in some way or other (doubtless already having heard the first wave of complaints). That’s all well and good. But I haven’t heard a word about clause 5, which stinks to just as high a heaven. And they tried to get away with clause 6 as it was. That says way too much about their concept of good faith as it applies to writing, and writers.'

I’ve felt sorry for Amtrak for a long time. Economic pressures and the unique problems of any rail system based inside the US (where automobile travel has too long been the be-all and end-all) have turned it into a faint shadow of the formerly great passenger and freight rail lines that helped define the 19th and early 20th-century history of the US.
But I’m finished feeling sorry for it as of now. It’s no crime to have fallen on hard times. But offering people what seems to be something wonderful and then ripping them off the minute they start trying to take advantage of it? NOT GOOD.
On the face of it, it sounds like a lovely offer.
#AmtrakResidency was designed to allow creative professionals who are passionate about train travel and writing to work on their craft in an inspiring environment. Round-trip train travel will be provided on an Amtrak long-distance route. Each resident will be given a private sleeper car, equipped with a desk, a bed and a window to watch the American countryside roll by for inspiration. Routes will be determined based on availability.
Applications will be accepted on a rolling basis and reviewed by a panel. Up to 24 writers will be selected for the program starting March 17, 2014 through March 31, 2015. A passion for writing and an aspiration to travel with Amtrak for inspiration are the sole criteria for selection. Both emerging and established writers will be considered.
But then you read the terms and conditions, and the alarm bells go off big time. Go read them: I’ll wait. I’m not going to reproduce them here: they give me the pip.
Clause 5 is where the trouble starts. Clause 5 essentially says: “When you turn in your application, gee, anything can happen to your original writing. Who knows? We have a billion PR people working for us whose work yours might be [airquotes] confused with [/airquotes]. By signing this you agree that should this happen, you have no recourse, and we never have to credit you or pay you one thin dime. [But you’re so desperate, you won’t care, will you?] #lol #loser”
Clause 5 by itself ought to be enough to make you walk away, it’s so slimy. But then comes clause 6, in which you assign to Amtrak the irrevocable world rights to all the data in your application including your writing, forever and a day. And the day after that.
I learned the lesson long ago both from other freelance writers and at my agent’s knee, and the lesson is as important now as it ever was — in this day of the effortless digital ripoff, perhaps way more so. The lesson is this: Never give anyone world rights to any of your writing. Ever. Ever. Because who knows if that one piece of writing is the one that would have made you famous worldwide and rich beyond the dreams of avarice? I wouldn’t sell anyone world rights to a story for a million dollars and that necklace of flawless cabochon emeralds I saw in the window at Harry Winston that one time*. But give away world rights to something for a single lousy train ticket? I don’t think so. They could plate the inside of that sleeper with platinum and lay on catering from Dallmayr and I still wouldn’t do it if it meant they got to keep world rights.
Better pay the ticket price yourself and keep the rights to your work in your own pocket than swap those rights for the chance at a single train ride, sleeper or not. (And something else to note here. There is no declaration of who owns the rights to the material you produce on this train trip. There is no way to tell what paperwork you’re going to be required to sign if you actually win. Oh, and did I mention the background checks they want to conduct on you first, to make sure you’re not some kind of crypto-crook who’s going to embarrass them? Clause 9.)
…Now, I hear they’re fixing clause 6 in some way or other (doubtless already having heard the first wave of complaints). That’s all well and good. But I haven’t heard a word about clause 5, which stinks to just as high a heaven. And they tried to get away with clause 6 as it was. That says way too much about their concept of good faith as it applies to writing, and writers.
It’s not worth it. This thing is poison. So please, I beg of you, step away from the very large diesel-powered vehicle. I too am passionate about train travel and writing… way more than most people might guess on the first count. But this is not the way to go about it. If they’re willing to try to take this much off you before you even win, what happens when you actually get on board?
*I leaned my forehead against the window right there on Fifth Avenue in the twilight and moaned like a broken thing. Ah God those emeralds. They didn’t have a single inclusion, not one of them. (sigh) …Never mind.
Writing on the train on one’s own nickel: the Belfast-Dublin Enterprise, 2004
(CC train image at the top from Jack Snell on Flickr)
Scientists Think We Should Test The West Coast For Fukushima Radiation
firehoseWoods Hole apparently still unable to fund collection and testing
Jon Stewart, The Food Babe
That’s the Power of Hair, An Old Spice Interactive Website With Hair That Plays Huey Lewis and the News Songs
firehoseWieden+Kennedy beat
“That’s the Power of Hair” is an interactive website for Old Spice hair products from creative agency Wieden+Kennedy that suggests the stuff is so fantastic that hair styled with it can play songs by American pop rock band Huey Lewis and the News. The website allows users to input the name of a Huey Lewis and the News song, like their hits “The Power of Love” or “Hip to Be Square”, and it’ll play a short clip of hair playing a rendition of the song.
Newswire: The soap opera that is Black Flag sees Ron Reyes claim Greg Ginn threatened his family
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Coming as a surprise to no one who’s been following the unending stream of Black Flag news over the past year, the recently fired Ron Reyes has now claimed that founding guitarist Greg Ginn threatened Reyes’ family prior to letting him go. The allegation comes from a recent interview Reyes did with Beatroute, which also claims that, due to a rather unfortunate contract, Reyes won’t be getting paid for any of the touring he did with the band throughout the last year, see ing as he was only locked-in for the purposes of recording the much-maligned What The…
Ginn has yet to respond to these allegations, but given that he’s been loudly vocal during all the previously tumult–which included him losing his lawsuit against the competing FLAG–it’s likely just a matter of time before he makes some sort of statement, one that will allow ...
Permanent Records: A decade on, Madvillainy is still a masterpiece from hip-hop's illest duo

Permanent Records is an ongoing closer look at the records that matter most.
Underground hip-hop is no stranger to mad geniuses—from Kool Keith (the original mad villain) to Jay Electronica before his fall from grace to the cult of Earl Sweatshirt, the weirder side of rap history is littered with mystical hermits and failed messiahs. But few have captured the imagination of fans as successfully or for as long as MF Doom (now known simply as Doom) and Madlib, and nowhere as well as on their sole collaborative work under the moniker of Madvillain, Madvillainy. Hailed upon its 2004 release as one of the best rap albums of the year, if not the decade, Madvillainy’s critical reception still holds up 10 years later. Some albums are so highly anticipated that it’s almost impossible to avoid an opinion hangover as time sharpens their weak points, but Madvillainy remains ...
Is San Francisco New York?
firehoseclickthrough is nsfw
'It’s no secret that New York is having a bit of an identity crisis these days. Wall Street lost its swagger during the crash and hasn’t gotten it back despite the market’s broader recovery. Big banks are adding employees in Bangalore and Salt Lake City while cutting them in Manhattan. New York City’s budget wonks expect the city to add only 67,000 jobs this year, a sluggish number that faster-growing cities like Denver and Austin will look upon with pity. The city’s culture seems to be changing, too: Greenpoint and “normcore” are in, stilettos and pinstripes are out; junior bankers now get Saturdays off; “work-life balance” is no longer a euphemism for sloth.
Meanwhile, certain pockets of San Francisco have become the sort of gilded playground that New York once was. Brand-new Teslas with vanity plates like DISRUPTD drift down the streets of the Mission District, where pawnshops and porn stores used to be. Paper millionaires spend their nights at the Battery, a members-only club with a tech-heavy roster and a $10,000-per-night penthouse suite. Upscale restaurants pop up at regular intervals, each with a more elite clientele and a more Portlandia-esque menu—everything from the $4 artisanal toast that sparked a citywide craze to the underground supper clubs serving kombucha pairings with sustainable-seafood dinners. Finding an affordable apartment in the city has become, as one tech worker lamented to me recently, “a Hunger Games scenario.” '
American Voices: Microsoft Ending Support For Windows XP
firehose“Does this mean I’ll need to re-install Zoo Tycoon?”
Obama Does 'Between Two Ferns'
firehosethis actually happened
'Street Fighter: The Movie' — What Went Wrong
Games News! 10/03/14
firehose"All of us are just so excited about everything new and exciting happening in analog gaming today, and a Warhammer theme feels like the hobby taking an awkward lunge backwards, its testicles briefly visible from out of its ill-fitting board shorts. It's just not cool."
Quinns: Good morning, my mewling clutch of board-kittens! You look adorable! Alas, I know your secret. If you don't get your weekly games news, you'll become a snapping, thrashing pit of board-gators, keen to rend my body like so much gory blu-tac.
I'm quite attached to my body (specifically, by my skeleton) so let's get you your news. It's the 100th anniversary of the Panama Canal, and Stronghold Games has announced PANAMAX, a board game of managing shipping companies located in the Free Zone of Colon. An area I thought was to be found nnnnnnno apparently I have too much moral fortitude to make that particular joke about Paul's mum.
Dirtbag Romeo and Juliet
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DIRTBAG SHAKESPEARE imagines modern remakes of Shakespearean plays with a teenage dirtbag cast. The rest is pretty self-explanatory. Previously: Dirtbag Hamlet.
(TYBALT is using BENVOLIO’S own hands to smack him in the face)
TYBALT: stop hitting yourself
stop hitting yourself
(BENVOLIO manages to retract all but his middle fingers)
TYBALT: hey
fuck you man
that’s not cool
ROMEO throws himself facedown on BENVOLIO’S bed
BENVOLIO: what’s the matter
ROMEO: you wouldn’t understand
BENVOLIO: then get off my bed
ROMEO (muffled): no
ROMEO: I WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN
BENVOLIO: do you want to go out
would that make you feel better
ROMEO: NO
god
you never understand anything
BENVOLIO: ok sorry
ROMEO: wait
lets go out though
LADY CAPULET: juliet the party already started
get dressed and come downstairs
JULIET (smoking): youre a fascist
i dont go downstairs with fascists
LADY CAPULET: would it kill you to put on something nice
and be polite for five minutes
JULIET (smoking two cigarettes): yes
MERCUTIO: what if fairies
had midwives
ROMEO: lol what
MERCUTIO: what if she taught people how to have sex
ROMEO: what
ROMEO: hi
JULIET: hi
i dont even want to be here
i fucking hate my parents
ROMEO: that’s cool
JULIET: do you want to get out of here
(ROMEO climbs behind Juliet on her Vespa)
ROMEO [OS]: sick
JULIET: we should get married
ROMEO: okay
JULIET: thatll show em
ROMEO: when
JULIET: i dont give a shit
like right now
ROMEO: hell yeah
(in bed)
ROMEO: I wish I were a bird
JULIET: do you want to have sex again
ROMEO: yes
ROMEO: wait how old are you even
JULIET: how old are you
ROMEO: fair enough
LADY CAPULET: so what do you think of Paris
He really seems to like you
JULIET: WHY DON’T YOU JUST FUCKING MURDER ME ALREADY
YOU FASCIST
JULIET: help me sneak out tonight
im gettin married
then im gettin laid
NURSE (stubs out cigarette): fuckin HELL YEAH
(ROMEO and JULIET stand outside a church)
ROMEO: I want to get married
FRIAR LAURENCE: Who is this
ROMEO: who is who
FRIAR LAURENCE: where is rosaline
ROMEO: who the fuck is rosaline
(MERCUTIO is dying)
MERCUTIO: fuck
this is so fucking gay dude
ROMEO: fuck this
MERCUTIO: this is so fucking gay
(He dies)
NURSE: why don’t you just marry Paris too
JULIET: what
NURSE: two for the price of one
you could nail em both
double patty on a single bun
JULIET: what
JULIET: wheres tybalt
ROMEO: who
JULIET: my cousin tybalt
ROMEO (hides bloody sword): who fuckin cares
he was a fascist anyway
let’s run away
JULIET: okay
where
ROMEO: wherever you want
JULIET: do you know what I think would be super romantic
ROMEO: what
JULIET: if we drank poison together
ROMEO: yeah
okay yeah
JULIET: hell yeah
you go first babe
Artwork by Rob VonRamm.
Read more Dirtbag Romeo and Juliet at The Toast.
The Proper Reading Order for the Star Trek Novels in a Handy Flowchart
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Have you been wanting to dive into the world of Star Trek novels, but aren't sure where to start? Check out the Almighty Star Trek Lit-verse Reading Order Flowchart, which lays out which books should come earliest on your reading list.
Zac Gorman And Friends' 'Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs' Frasier Zine Can't Come Fast Enough
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Olly Moss/Brandon B.
Thanks to Netflix, an entire generation has had the opportunity to binge-watch Frasier, the 11-season Kelsey Grammer-starring Cheer‘s spinoff set in Seattle that chronicled the radio call-in show hosting, café-crawling sitcommery of Dr. Frasier Crane. A sample of this binge-watching population, of course, has been a vanguard of comics talent, including Nedroid‘s Anthony Clark, Gunshow‘s K.C. Green and many more. So it’s only fitting that I’ve spent the past 10 months or so stoked to see more of Magical Game Time creator Zac Gorman‘s upcoming Tossed Salad And Scrambled Eggs zine, which could very well pack tons of oddball Frasier homages into a package — just miles of Niles, man.
So far all we’ve seen from the zine is a teaser image of its Tintin-inspired cover by Olly Moss and one hilariously Lovecraftian comic strip by Brandon B entitled “Niles Crane: Blood King.” Both are fantastic.


Unfortunately, no other talent has been announced and it’ll be awhile longer before the zine sees release thanks to Gorman’s recent busyness:
Still, we will be glued to Tumblr for any further Frasier-y materials that surface in anticipation.
Austin's Captial City Comic Con Apologizes For Offending Fans With Fliers
firehose'As a comic book convention, it is primordial that we do not send the wrong message to fans.
We were contacted by a few female fans who wish to support the distribution of our initial flyers, to which we respectfully declined.'
#nevergo

Following complaints from bloggers and retailers, the organizers of Captial City Comic Con in Austin, Texas, have apologized for handing out a flier that depicted cropped, close-up art of Power Girl’s breasts and had the slogan, “Everything is BIGGER in Austin.”
On Saturday, Richard Neal of Zeus Comics in Dallas tweeted about the flier, asking whether he should refuse to display it or ask for another. That led blogs including DC Women Kicking Ass to bring further attention to the flier. The designer who made the ad has reportedly been fired.
Here’s the con staff and management’s apology, in full:
In response to our prior ad campaign, the proper steps are being taken in regards to this situation. Capital City Comic Con did not mean to offend or harm anyone, in any way. Our advertising department has been contacted and changes to our marketing material and plan are being made.
We respect everyone’s opinion. We are glad this issue was brought to our attention. We want everyone to feel safe at our convention and not feel offended. As a comic book convention, it is primordial that we do not send the wrong message to fans.
We were contacted by a few female fans who wish to support the distribution of our initial flyers, to which we respectfully declined. As for our future plans, we will no longer use the image of superheroes (or any character) in such fashion. We wish to apologize to anyone we may have offended with our initial promotional campaign.
We would like to invite all of you to comment on our new campaign once released. Your feedback is greatly appreciated.
That wasn’t the convention’s first response, though. When one commenter on Facebook asked the convention page to explain the “massively inappropriate and misogynist fliers,” someone writing on behalf of the con replied:
It’s one of many promotional fliers for the con. I like the idea of reaching out to many aspects of the community, and honestly this was one of more humor oriented ones. And if this bothers you, I have to wonder if you’ve even been to a comic con?
The staffer who wrote that response has also been terminated, according to organizers, and the exchange appears to have been deleted.
The convention is scheduled for July 11-13 and will feature guests including Kevin Eastman, Bernie Wrightson and Eddy Barrows.
The 100 Most Beautiful Words in English
firehoselagniappe doesn't mean that and the fuck it is not remotely even a loanword
Okay, Fine. Here's the 911 Recording About the Cat that Attacked the Baby
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Guess what? This is what it sounds like when a large and angry housecat swats at a baby and then chases the baby's parents into a condominium bedroom—prompting those frightened and nervous parents to make a sheepish call to 911 for relief.
Now you know. (Thanks, KGW!)
Pathfinder RPG How can I make an ancient language fun?
firehoseget a new group, then prepare for hell as they tear your conjugations apart
Also, since nobody alive understands it, it will not be translatable through standard magical means. (My reasoning being that such spells "borrow" understanding of a given language from someone else, and since nobody else knows it, nobody to borrow from. This allows said spells to still function for all the other languages in the campaign world, just not this one.)
Originally, I'd thought that I would make it a skill. A player would get a single skill point in "Ancient Language" whenever they came across a new sample of the language, rather than by spending skill points. So eventually they would become proficient.
My problem with this solution is that I mean it to represent studying the language, but nothing would prevent *every PC* from claiming to be studying it, just so they could also roll. Our group tends to metagame skill rolls outrageously. i.e. when one person gets the idea to roll to spot something, suddenly everyone wants to roll perception for no reason whatsoever, etc.
So I need some way for a player to choose to focus on this language for my idea to work, or come up with some other way to handle the ancient language altogether.
Thoughts?


























