A recounting of the events that led to the in-tank brewing system for a cuppa, and its advances.
Kinda awesome, actually.
Found at Medium, piece written by (I believe) James Simpson.

A recounting of the events that led to the in-tank brewing system for a cuppa, and its advances.
Kinda awesome, actually.
Found at Medium, piece written by (I believe) James Simpson.

It began with crazins.
The advertisements for PWNMEAL Extreme Gaming Oatmeal — an elaborate prank from the creators of Cards Against Humanity disguised as an "extreme," gamer-focused brand of breakfast food — were seemingly everywhere at PAX East 2014, and you can trace their roots back to a Dec. 15, 2013 tweet from Cards Against Humanity designer Max Temkin.
In the tweet, Temkin noted his surprise that crazins were "actually 'cranberry raisins' and not 'crazy raisins.'" A series of Twitter replies carried the joke further, but a reply from cartoonist Kris Straub that referenced "pwned-meal" sealed the deal.
Dec. 15 was a Sunday. By the time Temkin arrived in the Cards Against Humanity office on Monday, he'd already formulated a plan. Temkin called his manufacturer in China and began plans for PWNMEAL, PAX East 2014's most elaborate troll.
"My dream was to create the illusion of an extreme oatmeal brand so convincingly that people would throw their packets out," Temkin wrote this week on his blog, "and then go digging in the trash for them later when they realized that there were Cards Against Humanity cards inside."
The PWNMEAL packets were printed in China and shipped to the U.S. where the Cards Against Humanity team inserted "about an ounce each of good old domestic U.S.A. oatmeal" into them — three total tons by his reckoning. All told, Temkin wrote that "an extreme street team" distributed more than 150,000 "packets of instant oatmeal with Cards Against Humanity cards inside to attendees of PAX."
For more on Temkin, be sure to read our feature about him and the Chicago gaming scene and check out his gaming playground. You can learn more about Cards Against Humanity in Polygon's coverage of the its PAX East 2014 panel.
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If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
heck no, i’m callin dibs
Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)
IT’S BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

So, yesterday, over at Reddit’s “Red Pill” subreddit, THE MENS were complaining about this thing I wrote, and what a tool I am, when one of them made a bold accusation:
"I can't find it now but several years ago his wife attacked a man in a bar with a baseball bat." — "Red Pill" Reddidiot, re: Krissy (1/2)—
John Scalzi (@scalzi) April 29, 2014
I suspect the idiot is referring to a time when some drunk dude grabbed Krissy at a bar and she rammed him into a wall for it. No bat. (2/2)—
John Scalzi (@scalzi) April 29, 2014
"Scalzi thought it was all cool." — Same Reddidiot. He's right about that. Proud of my wife for jamming that asshole into the wall.—
John Scalzi (@scalzi) April 29, 2014
For those wanting a contemporaneus telling of the Krissy backing a guy up in a bar story, it is here: whatever.scalzi.com/2006/09/09/don…—
John Scalzi (@scalzi) April 29, 2014
Also: Here's a picture of Krissy with a bat. This may have confused the poor soul. scalzi.com/whatever/pinat…—
John Scalzi (@scalzi) April 29, 2014
But, you know: Woman defending herself from assault is TOTALLY MISANDRY. Because reasons. THAT POOR MAN.—
John Scalzi (@scalzi) April 29, 2014
.@Stepto Indeed. HOW DARE I approve of my wife defending herself. I AM A TOOL OF THE MATRIARCHY.—
John Scalzi (@scalzi) April 29, 2014
"Why didn't YOU defend your wife?" "Because among other things I wasn't there." "You… LET your wife leave the house UNACCOMPANIED?"—
John Scalzi (@scalzi) April 29, 2014
Remember, gentlemen, that if you note violence or harassment against women, you're a WHITE KNIGHT and therefore a TRAITOR TO THE MENS.—
John Scalzi (@scalzi) April 29, 2014
I think I'm going to make a t-shirt that says "TRAITOR TO THE MENS" on it.—
John Scalzi (@scalzi) April 29, 2014
To which Deirdre Saoirse Moen said, hey, I could design that. To which I said, DO EEEET.
And so she did!
Remember how I said there should be t-shirts? Thanks to @deirdresm, NOW THERE ARE. deirdre.net/scalzi-traitor… http://t.co/6wJWXsIkaH—
John Scalzi (@scalzi) April 30, 2014
And they are awesome. Here’s Deirdre with the details of the design.
I think I’m going to buy two. At least.
Also, as a closing thought:
It's white knighting to assume women can't defend themselves. It's not white knighting to stand with them against the shit thrown their way.—
John Scalzi (@scalzi) April 29, 2014
firehoseall carriers suck forever
Cox Communications President Pat Esser said the cable company will roll out gigabit broadband to residential customers this year.
During an interview with Bloomberg yesterday, Esser said:
Delivering gigabit speeds to business service customers has always been a high priority to us, and for years we've delivered gigabit broadband to commercial customers across the country. We're working on our roadmap now around the residential side of the business to bring gigabit speeds to customers this year.
I'm talking about plans over time for all of our customers in all of our markets having residential gigabit broadband speeds available to them, and we're excited about it. Over the next two to three weeks we'll be announcing which markets we're starting in.
Esser didn't mention whether this would be a fiber-to-the-home service, but at another point he noted, "We have this very robust network, fiber very deep in the network." Cox offers fiber-to-the-premises for business customers needing 1Gbps or 10Gbps throughput.
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With the expansion of Google Glass' Explorer program earlier this month came more digital-eyewear shoppers—and, not long after, more scrutiny. Once Glass' second purchasing wave got its hands on Google's wearable tech, a few cost-curious shoppers didn't wait long to take their new, $1,500 devices apart.
Who can blame them? For more than a year, Google has stuck to Glass' massive price tag, making it tempting to pick Glass apart and figure out how much its tiny, custom parts contribute to the sticker shock. Immaterial costs like research surely factored in to the high price, but by what percent?
The latest estimate making the rounds came from Teardown.com, a subsidiary of IP consultant group TechInsights, who raised eyebrows last week with a guess for Google Glass' BOM: $79.78. That 94.7 percent shrinkage was low enough to elicit a Google spokesperson's response of "absolutely wrong" in a Wall Street Journal report.
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Whoops.
If you're not following @MyKBO on Twitter, you're missing out on an entirely different league of baseball, which means you're missing out on hundreds of baseball players potentially doing freaky things. In the last 48 hours, Dan's tweeted out a fan attacking an umpire, some bat flips of legend, and people who are far, far too drunk.
But you're here for the runner stealing and the batter swinging.
Oops.
Whoops.
Someone missed a sign. The other person is still mad. Even if you're reading this because of a stray Google search in 2018, the person who missed the sign is still pissed off and thinking about it right now.
Oops.
Edit: So it was a 3-2 count with two outs, and it was the runner who was being the dillweed. Noted.

It’s funny because Americans wont get it
this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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Shin Taga is a self taught artist, and one of the very finest draftsman.He was born in 1946 in Hokkaido.
firehoseburied lede: "Meanwhile, Digital Spy cites Being Human writer Jamie Mathieson and Wallander writer Peter Harness will be writing stories for Season 8. They join the list of other men writing the show and zero women this season. A reminder, there have been none since 2008 so it would have been a nice surprise if they announced, oh I don’t know, one."

The Associated Press is reporting the death of Al Feldstein, whose tenure as the editor of Mad Magazine transformed it from a goofy comic book curiosity into arguably the most influential satirical voice of the 20th century. Feldstein died yesterday at the age of 88.
As the last survivor of the once-venerable EC Comics—which found itself mercilessly slashed by the moral watchdogs of the Comics Code—Mad was initially overseen by Harvey Kurtzman, who personally wrote the bulk of its spoofs of comic-book tropes. When Kurtzman left in 1955, clashing over creative control with publisher Bill Gaines, the latter brought in one of his most trusted colleagues. Al Feldstein had risen through the ranks at EC as a gifted writer, illustrator, and editor on titles like Tales From The Crypt and Weird Science who had a knack for pushing boundaries in smart, sophisticated way, as well as a zeal ...
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The confused DJ quickly realized the man had misheard the lyrics of a popular song and, understandably, couldn’t stop laughing…
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firehoseno GURPS, bad. bad dad. #nogurpsdads
Try Fate Accelerated, or if she prefers numbers over story, Pathfinder Beginner Box.
No GURPS ever
hodad@gamerbros (@tgmoore, especially)
Tell me if GURPS and GURPS Lite would not be a good place to start once Dara is old enough to try role playing games. I also found a BURPS simplified character sheet that looks easy.
GURPS Lite is a 32-page distillation of the basic GURPS rules. It covers the essentials of character creation, combat, success rolls, adventuring, and game mastering for GURPS Fourth Edition.
The purpose of GURPS Lite is to help GMs bring new players into the game, without frightening them with the full GURPS Basic Set and a stack of worldbooks! With GURPS Lite, you can show your players just how simple GURPS really is.
NOTE: This is the latest edition, revised August 2004.
GURPS Lite is available in several other languages, too!
Visit the official web page for more info, resources, product support, and links.
firehose'“Did you know the Oregon Humane Society won't let you adopt a cat and bring it home in a carrier in a bike trailer?” wrote Sonia Connolly. “For the pet's ‘safety’ and ‘comfort’ they require car travel.”
Connolly responded by doing what many people in bike-friendly, social-media-happy Portland would do: She started a Twitter battle against the Humane Society.'
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I am going to do a break down of the various terminology as it is accepted in most Romani academic circles.
I realize that this can be very confusing, especially to those outside our ethnicity and culture, and even to those who were raised in our culture, but do not have a full grasp of our language.
I must also note that self-identification varies amongst us and many of our own people may not recognize what is considered proper terminology.
“Gypsy” - The pejorative term created by the British in the 1500s. The term was created to identify only those who are Romani, most specifically those who we now call UK Romany & the Romanichal. It was never intended to be used as a descriptor for any other ethnic population. It comes from the Old English term for Egyptian, and not Greek. It is a slur.
Romani - The term that refers to our entire ethnic population, including the Sinti. It refers to the ethnic population that left Northern India & Pakistan shortly after the invasion of the Persian Muslims who have since settled in Trukey, all of Europe, and the Americas. The term is used to refer to our culture & language in relation to the entire ethnic population:
Romani culture, Romani language, Romani people, Romani ethnicity.
Romany - The population of Romani who settled in the British Isles sometime in the late 14th century. They have since become two distinct populations self identifying as either Romany or Romanichal. This spelling is typically used to refer only to the ”native” Romani population of the region. It does not inculde more recent Romani immigrants or refugees from continental Europe. Romany is typically prefixed by British, UK, English, or another identifier of where in the region they have settled & lived.
Ex: Some Romani families have lived in the UK for one hundred years or more and they have even picked up some words from the Rromanes dialect spoken by the UK Romany.
Sinti - The self-identifier of a sub-ethnic population of the Romani people who live in Germany, Austria, regions of Central Europe, and the United States of America. Many Sinti prefer their identifier over Romani, though they do indeed belong to the Romani ethnic population & their language is a dialect of the Romani language.
Rroma - A sub-ethnic group of the Romani population who live throughout Transylvania, Central Europe and Northern Italy.
(This is why referring to our entire ethnic population as the Rroma & Sinti tends to be problematic. It is inclusive of only these two very specific Romani sub ethnic populations, when in fact, we have likely over 80 self-identified distinct groups that are considered part of the Romani ethnicity.)
Rroma - A Romani woman. The adjective that describes a Romani woman or girl.
Ex: I am a Rroma woman, but I belong to the Romani people.
Rromni - A Romani woman who is married. A wife.
Ex: The Rromni took care of her sick husband.
Rrom - A Romani man. The adjective that describes a Romani man or boy.
Ex: The old Rrom told us stories about our history.
Rromanes - The language of the Romani people. Sometimes referred to as “Romani chib”, which means “Romani tongue”. This includes all dialects of the Romani language spoken in all of Europe, Turkey, South Africa, as well as North, Central & South America.
Dom - A sister population of the Romani ethnicity. They are believed to be descendants of similar North Indian & Pakistani ethnic groups. They likely began their diaspora before the people who are today considered the Romani. The Dom live throughout Northern Africa, the Middle East & Central Asia.
Domari - The language of the Dom people.
Lom - Speculatively related to the Romani in the same way as the Domari: a population of mixed Northern Indian ethnic groups who began their diaspora before the population that is considered the Romani. They settled mostly in the Caucasus Mountains, and largely in Armenia.
Lomavren - The language of the Lom people.
The Romani, Dom & Lom are related to some degree, but the exact relation is still contested by some. The Dom & Lom are sometimes lumped under the pejorative exonym, “gypsy”, though this term was never ascribed to them until rather recently.
When referring to this entire diasporic population from the Indian subcontinent, they should always be termed “The Romani, Dom & Lom”. Of course, order can vary, but the proper terms should be utilized instead of “gypsy”.
Single “R” & double “Rr” spellings - Both manner of spellings are correct. Some dialects use a double “Rr” spelling for phonetics purposes, while other use it to distinguish us from Romanians & inhabitants of Rome, Italy.
Non-Romani Ethnic Populations:
There are several ethnic populations that are wrongly lumped under the slur umbrella that is “gypsy”. Many have no relationship to us & should only be discussed in terms of contact. We are entirely separate ethnic populations.
(For those who still have not grasped this concept yet.)
Pavee - Commonly known as Irish Travellers, they are a sub-ethnic group of Irish who have lived a nomadic existence for several centuries. They reside in Ireland, and the United Kingdom. Some self identify as “Irish Gypsies”, though the bastardization of that term from the UK Romany is a rather contentious topic.
Some Pavee have had very close relations with UK Romany, even inter-marrying. However, it is important to note that the Romany & Romani are in no way related to Irish Travellers. We are not only two separate ethnic populations, but we even belong to two separate races. We each have our own lanaguage & culture.
Shelta - The language of the Pavee.
Banjara - An ethnic population living in Northern India. Though we have been genetically linked to the Banjara, the group is not the only Indian ethnicity that comprised of the initial Romani diasporic population. In fact, we have been linked to a wide variety of ethnic populations that live throughout Northern India, Pakistan, and even Eastern Afghanistan. The Banjara are just one of those many ethnicities.
The Banjara are not “gypsies” & they are not Romani.
They are Banjara. They are Indian.
There are many nomadic peoples throughout Europe.
The only ones who are Romani are the Romani.
The only ones who are “gypsy” are the Romani, most specifically, the Romany.
The Yeniche, Quinqui, Scottish Travellers, Norwegian Travellers, any generic nomadic people, nomads of India, Asia, or any other place on Earth are not Romani & they are not “gypsies”. Not even the Lom & Dom are “gypsies”, or Romani, even though they are our sister ethnic populations.
The only people who are Romani are the Romani.Needed this today, so reblogged for everyone else too
get it right, and maybe avoid being a racist at someone!
When you’re a bird living in one of the world’s largest cities, you’re short on natural supplies for building yourself a home. Tokyo’s crows ingeniously solve this problem by pilfering wire coat hangers from open apartments and fashioning them into these curious nests…







(via Amusing Planet, Brian G. Kennedy, Goetz Kluge, PBS, Present Simple)