A new problem for the embattled retailer .

Reddit users noticed the "Hitler tea kettle" on a highway billboard near Culver City, California.

And once you envisage Adolf doing the "I'm a Little Teapot" dance, you really can't unsee it. The offending kettle is also for sale on J.C. Penney's website. As yet no online shoppers seem to have noticed the similarity, instead describing it as "gorgeous and shiny" or "functional art."

h/t: Reddit

Via: imgur.com

The biggest surprise on this week’s edition of The Ten? Swoon-worthy cub John‘s last-minute defeat of sculpted male model JC Salter. He narrowly squeezed right into today’s top five, knocking out JC and former champion Almog Gabay with the assistance of porn star Shawn Wolfe and rugby player Ben Foden. Beefy muscle god Hudson remains on top, followed once again by The Male Form‘s Will. Unfortunately, there wasn’t any room left for Josiah Hawley, John Zuanich and Derek Allen Watson, but their spots will be filled by a few worthy competitors.

For those of you who are just joining us, here’s how the game works! Each week, we’ll feature ten men to choose from. You can vote for as many contestants as you’d like, and only the five with the highest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of attractive fellows selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).

To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.

Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Wednesday to pick your favorite contestants, so hop to it and make your vote count!

- Dewitt

See pics of all ten contestants and cast your vote below:

In the grand tradition of ten words or less…

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1. HUDSON (LW – 1, W3): Hairy, muscular sex god who delivers in the girth department.

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2. WILL (LW – 2, W4): Think! If he looks like this when he’s completely flaccid…

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3. SHAWN WOLFE (LW – 6, W2): Fuzzy porn star with an ass straight out of heaven.

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4. BEN FODEN (LW – 10, W2): Another hot rugby player who likes showing off his body.

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5. JOHN (LW – 3, W3): Our favorite Tumblr cub survives another week on the countdown!

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6. ANGEL ROCK (DEBUT): FUCK! Just slap my face with that huge, uncut meat.

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7. RICHIE LANGTON (DEBUT): Go ahead! Take a bite of his juicy, delicious apple.

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8. RICH KELLY (DEBUT): Hairy, gorgeous gay porn newcomer with an especially killer ass.

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9. DW CHASE (RETURN): Hmm, there’s a very nice outline under that torn shirt.

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10. DUNCAN BLACK (DEBUT): From stepdads to ranch hands, he’s an awesomely hot bottom.

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As crazy as it may sound, I was sold on Leonardo Almeida from a picture where he’s fully clothed. You might be able to figure this out for yourself, but I’ll tell you anyway—it’s the one where he’s wearing a dark green t-shirt and a pair of jeans. Can we talk about how perfect that bulge is? I mean, if I saw him out in public like that, I wouldn’t be able to keep my eyes off his crotch. Beyoncé could ride a damn stegosaurus down the street, and my eyes would still be stuck on that package.

The funny thing is that he has so many other qualities I could focus on—seductive eyes, kissable lips, fantastic smile, chiseled abs, solid pecs—and yet my mind still keeps drifting between his legs to take another look at that denim-clad equipment. What’s wrong with me? Should I see a therapist for my obsession, or is this totally normal and healthy?

- Dewitt

See more pictures of Leonardo Almeida (and his perfect body) below:

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It’s almost been a month since our last round of iPhone Wars, so we’ve got a special treat for today’s edition! This pool of contestants was handpicked by your votes from previous rounds. Basically, that means that there are a lot of pretty faces and sculpted bodies in the mix, with a few big dicks thrown in for good measure (if you’re into that sort of thing).

To make the competition even more interesting, we’ll pit these twenty-six men against our reigning champion, the undefeated and utterly unstoppable Andrew Jakk. Will the newbies be able to take him down once and for all? We’ll find out soon enough! The suspense is killing us. (We hope it lasts.)

- Dewitt

Photos via: Guys With iPhones

Check out pictures of each contestant and cast your vote below:

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CONTESTANT A (Battle of The Losers):

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CONTESTANT B (Battle of The Cock Blockers):

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CONTESTANT C (Battle of The Abs):

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CONTESTANT(S) D (Battle of The Hot Couples):

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CONTESTANT E (Battle of The Randoms):

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CONTESTANT F (Battle of The Whip Out):

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CONTESTANT G (Battle of The Locker Room Studs):

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CONTESTANT H (The Cock Fight):

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CONTESTANT I (Battle of The Cubs):

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CONTESTANT J (Battle of The Boxer Briefs):

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CONTESTANT K (Battle of The Smiles):

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CONTESTANT L (Battle of The Guys With Glasses):

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CONTESTANT M (Battle of The Tattooed Gents):

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CONTESTANT N (Battle of The Armpit Posers):

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CONTESTANT O (Battle of The Towel Boys):

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CONTESTANT P (Battle of The Booty):

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CONTESTANT Q (Battle of The Randoms):

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CONTESTANT R (Battle of The Jockstraps):

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CONTESTANT S (Battle of The Clothed Dudes):

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CONTESTANT T (Battle of The Happy Trails):

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CONTESTANT U (Battle of The Guys With Glasses):

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CONTESTANT V (Battle of The Goofy Faces):

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CONTESTANT W (Battle of The Anonymous Cock):

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CONTESTANT X (Battle of The Abs):

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CONTESTANT Y (Battle of The Hairy Chests):

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CONTESTANT Z (Battle of The Bulge):

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REIGNING CHAMPION (Battle of The Champions):

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Guy Feldman is absolutely stunning. This would normally be the part of the post where we offer a halfhearted apology about the lack of pics, but screw that, we’re not going to say “sorry” when it’s blatantly clear that you’ll be jerking off to these five images for the rest of your life. This man’s face alone is enough to make you cum. Look at those eyes, those lips and all that luscious scruffiness! Do you see the way he’s staring at you up there? It’s basically like his dick’s already inside you.

Turns out, he’s also got a ridiculously great body, and the bulge in the last shot doesn’t look too shabby either. It’s almost unfair that he’s allowed to exist in this world. He is too beautiful. Send him away to a planet full of beautiful people, so the rest of us have a chance (or just send him directly to my bedroom with a ball gag shoved in his mouth).

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Tom Cullis

Scroll through an unfortunately small amount of pics below:

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It’s one of those times when everything comes together and the subject of this week’s “The Locker Room” is an athlete that just kicked some major ass! Patrice Bergeron is a Boston Bruin, and beloved here in Beantown for his skills and steadfastedness. If that’s even a word. Last night in game 7 against the Toronto Maple Leafs, Patrice did the following.

(I still don’t know why I write “The Locker Room” when I don’t have the sports gene. We really should start a feature about hot guys from soaps or Wonder Woman trivia.)

Anyway, here’s why Patrice is in the news today:

Trailing by three goals in the third period and still by two with less than 90 seconds left in their season, the Bruins scored twice in a span of 31 seconds to tie it and then eliminated the Maple Leafs on Patrice Bergeron’s goal at 6:05 of overtime to win 5-4 in Game 7 on Monday night.

Someone who’s into the jock stuff (“jock stuff” meaning professional sports as opposed to cock in a jockstrap. I’m totally into that kind.) will understand how awesome that is. If you know someone who knows jock stuff they can translate it for you. Anyway, it was wicked good and everyone’s talking about it today.

Patrice is French-Canadian straight from up north, and has also played in the Winter Olympics for Team Canada. He’s good all-around. He’s also hot. All swarthy with the sharp nose and the puppy-dog eyes and it’s fucking frustrating that hockey players don’t get naked more. You’ve got baseball players sexting their cock pics and hockey players are wearing 10 lbs. of gear. Ugh. Annoying.

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Come on guys, a deep V-neck is not the way to begin your quest for a bride.

Because, you know, the show is still happening. It will always be happening. And having undertaken a painstaking analysis of the guys' outfits, here's a list of their likely placement on the show — from the unlucky few falling at the first hurdle to new Bachelorette Desiree's likely new husband.

(Except when we say husband we mean guy she's temporarily engaged to for a few months before their inevitable breakup plays out in the tabloids.)

Nick.

Nick lists his occupation as "tailor/magician," but he certainly couldn't — wait for it, wait for it — CONJURE UP A BETTER LOOK. Or, you know, just make one himself.

Verdict: First night boot.

p.s. the jokes get better from here on out. Promise

Via: beta.abc.go.com

Larry.

Looking more like a well-groomed member of the on-set catering staff than a real contender, Larry's luck will likely run out as soon as the hors d'oeuvres do. (The crisp white shirt underlies his commitment to anti-perspirant however, which is to be commended.)

Verdict: First night boot.

Via: beta.abc.go.com

Dan.

It's never worth trusting a guy whose shirt design includes buttons just for the sake of it. Never. (It's also never worth trusting a guy who needs to buy his pomade at Costco, though it's worth dating him — when you're not under reality TV show lockdown — for a while to stock up on kitchen roll and batteries.)

Verdict: First night boot.

Via: beta.abc.go.com

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Grade A Royal Swedish Meat.

This is Carl.

Via: Getty Images

AKA His Royal Highness Carl Philip, Prince of Sweden, Duke of Värmland.

Via: Pascal Le Segretain / Getty Images

AKA total babe.

Via: Getty Images

Sure, he probably won't ever be King Of Sweden, because he's, like, third in line to the crown...

Via: JONATHAN NACKSTRAND / Getty Images

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Especially if it’s to the Dixie Chicks’ version of “Landslide.”

This is Tyler when he turned 30, dancing next to an identical video of himself at age 20, and it's adorable.

"When I was 20, I filmed an interpretive dance to Dixie Chicks' "Landslide" in my college bedroom - and in my underwear," he wrote on YouTube. "I turn 30 in a week and couldn't think of a better homage to my twenties than a sensible mashup."

He's 10 years older and clearly upped his spray tan efforts, but he's still got the same badass booty shake.

Still break hearts one pelvic thrust at a time.

And he's definitely kept up with his jazz hand skills.

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Things are heating up on today’s round of The Ten! Top five competitors Jay Anthony Parks, Alex Minsky and Omar Borkan Al Gala have been knocked off the charts, making room for our newest champion Hudson, dreamy cub John and chiseled male model JC Salter. Sadly, James Jamesson and CG Kelly didn’t have what it takes to oust former winner Will and hairy god Almog Gabay, so we had to send them along to the “Island of Misfit Beauties” with Jay, Alex and Omar. Don’t worry! We’re sure we’ll see them all again some day.

For those of you who are just joining us, here’s how the game works! Each week, we’ll feature ten men to choose from. You can vote for as many contestants as you’d like, and only the five with the highest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of attractive fellows selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).

To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.

Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Wednesday to pick your favorite contestants, so hop to it and make your vote count!

- Dewitt

See pics of all ten contestants and cast your vote below:

In the grand tradition of ten words or less…

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1. HUDSON (LW – 9, W2): Could you stretch open wide enough for that fat dick?

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2. WILL (LW – 1, W3): Sweet face, sweet hairy body and a sweet uncut cock.

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3. JOHN (LW – 10, W2): You can’t dismiss this beautiful cub booty. You just can’t.

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4. ALMOG GABAY (LW – 4, W8): Eight weeks, and he’s still going strong! Nice work, Almog.

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5. JC SALTER (LW – 8, W2): He’s smiling, because he’s perfect in every single way. UGH.

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6. SHAWN WOLFE (RETURN): This hot, fuzzy blond looks spectacular when he’s getting fucked.

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7. JOSIAH HAWLEY (DEBUT): He’s on singing competition The Voice, and he’s damn pretty.

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8. JOHN ZUANICH (DEBUT): Nautica model with a hairy chest and classically handsome face.

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9. DEREK ALLEN WATSON (DEBUT): What treasures lie beneath that trail? Nice ones, we presume.

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10. BEN FODEN (DEBUT): Rugby player with perky nipples, a penchant for getting naked.

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Today was a frustrating day for tracking down the Manhunt Daily Wood. I wanted to find someone who knocked me off my chair and sent me into an orgasmic seizure. As I scrolled through pages and pages of male models, none of them were hitting the right spot or calling out to me. I looked down at my dick and asked him, “What’s wrong with us? We used to be so good at finding hot guys you’d want to bone.”

Then, just a few moments later, Richie Langton flung himself through my computer screen, flopped his equipment onto my face and tickled my nose with his pubic hair. He looked down at me with his dazzling blue eyes, and I knew right then and there that it was a Manhunt Daily Wood miracle. I had found him. And I’d never want to take my eyes off of him, ever again.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Simon Barnes

Check out additional photos of Richie Langton below:

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It has been FAR too long since we ran some pics of the flawless Brazilian model Bernardo Velasco. He hasn’t graced Manhunt Daily since 2011! We beg your forgiveness, Bernardo. To make up for it, you should make us choke and gag on your no doubt gigantic cock until we’ve learned our lesson. Actually, that won’t suffice. You should make us tongue bathe your entire body to humble us for this unforgiveable transgression. No, that’s not punishment enough. We should have to sit and then bounce on your cock like your pelvis was a washing machine handling a heavy load. And then take YOUR heavy load. Justice will prevail, Bernardo.

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I’d like to think that John Zuanich possesses the same classic handsomeness as Manhunt Daily fave Justice Joslin. Maybe I’m wrong about that? It’s been a long week here at Manhunt headquarters, and as a result, my hotness barometer has been knocked off-kilter. I don’t know much about this guy beyond the standard modeling stats: 6’2″, blue eyes, light brown hair, 41″ chest, 31″ waist and size 10.5-11 shoe. While that’s not giving you much to work with, you could at least go shopping for him and buy something that fits?

All in all, this is a man who looks good both in and out of clothes… Though we wish we could see a little bit more of what he looks like out of clothes. That one shot with the trench coat is such a tease. Open it up and flash us, John! We won’t mind. We won’t mind at all.

- Dewitt

Check out a handful of shots from John’s portfolio below:

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Looks like we’ve got a new champion on The Ten! After two weeks of Jay Anthony Parks topping the charts as the “Sexiest Man of The Moment“, the hunky male model will be forced to step aside for British beauty Will. Our new winner will have a hell of a time defending his title against Parks, Almog Gabay, Alex Minsky, Omar Borkan Al Gala and the five hopeful contestants taking over for Dylan Bruce, Chris Rockway, Landon El, David Hollie and Christian Wilde.

For those of you who are just joining us, here’s how the game works! Each week, we’ll feature ten men to choose from. You can vote for as many contestants as you’d like, and only the five with the highest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of attractive fellows selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).

To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.

Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Wednesday to pick your favorite contestants, so hop to it and make your vote count!

- Dewitt

See pics of all ten contestants and cast your vote below:

In the grand tradition of ten words or less…

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1. WILL (LW – 6, W2): After one week, the London model has topped the charts.

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2. ALMOG GABAY (LW – 2, W7): He won once… But can he do it again? Unclear.

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3. JAY ANTHONY PARKS (LW – 1, W4): Oh, how the mighty fall! Former champion down two spots.

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4. ALEX MINSKY (LW – 3, W5): Nope, the rabid tattoo haters can’t hold this hero down!

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5. OMAR BORKAN AL GALA (LW – 7, W2): Too handsome for Saudi Arabia? Not exactly, but still handsome.

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6. CG KELLY (DEBUT): Like the front? Just wait ’til you see the rest!

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7. JAMES JAMESSON (DEBUT): Bushy beard or no bushy beard, his cock is incredible.

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8. JC SALTER (DEBUT): No countdown would be complete without the chiseled pretty boy.

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9. HUDSON (DEBUT): This picture doesn’t do his fat cock justice. He’s thick.

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10. JOHN (DEBUT): He’s very likely the most adorable cub in the universe.

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Someone couldn't wait to get home from the ballgame.

Tuesday night, during the A's-Angels game, a young lady sitting behind home plate took some photos.

First she took a selfie with a beer. Pretty standard stuff.

Then she took one of the field. That's cool.

Then she took one of... Her boobs?

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Get your mind out of the gutter, you dick-hungry bastard! Pretty boy model Jay Anthony Parks hasn’t “topped” any of his competition on The Ten like that (as far as we know). I mean, you’re welcome to imagine him lining up Anton Antipov, Angelo Peterson, Garrett Baxter, Dale Cooper and Neil in a row, then spreading their cheeks and literally fucking each and every one of them off the charts. Sadly, though, that fantasy will just have to live in your brain.

Jay’s taken the title of “Sexiest Man of The Moment” for the second week in a row, and he’s got some tough competition in the round ahead. With four returning contestants and five hopeful newbies, he might need to show more than his ass crack to stay in the number one spot…

For those of you who are just joining us, here’s how the game works! Each week, we’ll feature ten men to choose from. You can vote for as many contestants as you’d like, and only the five with the highest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of attractive fellows selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).

To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.

Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Wednesday to pick your favorite contestants, so hop to it and make your vote count!

- Dewitt

See pics of all ten contestants and cast your vote below:

In the grand tradition of ten words or less…

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1. JAY ANTHONY PARKS (LW – 1, W3): This picture would be so much better without the jeans.

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2. ALMOG GABAY (LW – 3, W6): Look at Almog! Standing against a tree, giving us wood…

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3. ALEX MINSKY (LW – 2, W4): He fought for your freedom, and he’s very, very hot.

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4. DYLAN BRUCE (LW – 9, W2): This shirt brings out the color of his eyes, eh?

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5. CHRIS ROCKWAY (LW – 6, W2): This GIF brings out the roundness of his ass, eh?

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6. WILL (DEBUT): Speaking of asses, Will has a pretty nice one too!

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7. OMAR BORKAN AL GALA (DEBUT): You begged for him last week. And now he’s here.

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8. LANDON EL (DEBUT): Former Fratmen model hanging with his buds, doing his thing.

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9. DAVID HOLLIE (DEBUT): In a perfect world, he’d be next week’s champion. Seriously.

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10. CHRISTIAN WILDE (DEBUT): Now that he’s bottomed for you, can he win this?

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Submitted by: Unknown

Submitted by: Unknown

Salt and pepper hair drives me nuts. It’s right up there with thick cocks in my all-time weaknesses. Let it be known that, if you’ve got a little bit of grey on your head, there’s a very good chance that I will ride your dick (or let you ride mine). And, of course, it goes without saying that James is no exception to this rule. This handsome-ass DJ recently relocated from Boston to Los Angeles, and I am kicking myself that we didn’t get a chance to meet when he was so close to Manhunt headquarters.

Better yet, he should be kicking himself! Does he know who I am? Does he know how good I am at finger-banging? Does he know what he missed out on? Rimjobs. He missed out on so many rimjobs.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Gabriel Gastelum

Check out a few select shots from James’ shoot below:

MORE HERE.

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The Big C co-star Gabourey Sidibe is joining the cast of American Horror Story: Coven. Ryan Murphy announced the casting on Twitter this morning. In his typical fashion, he didn’t disclose any details about the character Sidibe will be playing. The Oscar-nominated actress joins another heralded new AHS addition, Oscar winner Kathy Bates, in addition to returning cast members Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson and Taissa Farmiga. The final installment of The Big C premieres tonight.

Newcomer Alex Saxon has landed a recurring role on the new ABC Family series The Fosters, produced by Jennifer Lopez’ Nuyorican Productions. Saxon, repped by Sager Entertainment and Greene & Associates, plays Wyatt, an intriguing outsider who Callie (Maia Mitchell) recognizes as one of her own kind. His credits also include the CBS drama pilot The Advocates and Showtime’s upcoming series Ray Donovan.

Submitted by: Unknown

Plus, one AMAZING short video. Happy Caturday.

Dog in a former life.

Wait, I forgot something...

Cat gets the LSD trip experience.

Jab...Jab...Jab...KNOCKOUT.

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After waving goodbye (with our dicks) to Evan Wadle on last week’s edition of The Ten, the whole entire world wondered out loud—“Who will be the next Sexiest Man of The Moment?” Well, you’ve waited long enough to find out the answer, and it’s finally here! Jay Anthony Parks is your new champion.

This spells unfortunate news for hopeful contestants Justin Gennaro and Kellan Lutz. Both got knocked out of the top five in the last round, so they’ll be sent to the “Island of Misfit Beauties” (that sounds like something Tyra Banks would write about in Modelland) along with Devon Spence and Jason Stonebrook.

For those of you who are just joining us, here’s how the game works! Each week, we’ll feature ten men to choose from. You can vote for as many contestants as you’d like, and only the five with the highest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of attractive fellows selected by your favorite bloggers (that would be us).

To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.

Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Wednesday to pick your favorite contestants, so hop to it and make your vote count!

- Dewitt

See pics of all ten contestants and cast your vote below:

In the grand tradition of ten words or less…

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1. JAY ANTHONY PARKS (LW – 10, W2): Mr. Harvey forgot this pic in his post. You’re welcome.

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2. ALEX MINSKY (LW – 4, W3): “DON’T LAUGH”, reads a tattoo directly over his crotch. Funny.

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3. ALMOG GABAY (LW – 2, W5): Muscular physique covered in a thick layer of dark fur.

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4. ANTON ANTIPOV (LW – 6, W2): Slickly smooth with a body like, some might say, “whoa”.

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5. ANGELO PETERSON (LW – 7, W2): There are no words. There are absolutely no words whatsoever.

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6. CHRIS ROCKWAY (DEBUT): He’s been around awhile, and he still looks damn good.

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7. GARRETT BAXTER (DEBUT): That face! Those abs! That happy trail! Oh, fuck yes.

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8. DALE COOPER (DEBUT): “Does your dick hang low?” If you’re Dale Cooper, yes.

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9. DYLAN BRUCE (DEBUT): Hottie from the television being hot in the hotness. HOT!

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10. NEIL (DEBUT): Muscular construction worker who likes to strip and show off.

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