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12 Apr 10:55

Cop Trap

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09 Apr 00:45

Literally…

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I am sharing because it took me many seconds to get the joke.

07 Apr 21:20

Jesus Saves

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HA!

05 Apr 22:35

Have Your Cake

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This could totally be my bro.

31 Mar 18:21

Bros Should Stop Asking Girls To Prove They're Sports Fans, Especially If They Can't Handle the High Heat

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Dude should try some aloe.

funny dating tweet guy asks girl to prove shes an MLB fan and she crushes him

Girl you can box score that as a backwards K, bro wasn't even ready.

Submitted by: (via @thatgirlondeck)

Tagged: twitter , sports , puns , baseball , texting , MLB , dating
30 Mar 17:16

Overheard at the Gym: Friendship is More Absorbent Than Cotton

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This is one of the best posts i've ever read.

28 Mar 19:35

Clarendon Startup ‘Endgame’ Evicts Bad Guys from Business and Government Networks

by Michelle Stuckey

Startup Monday header

Editor’s Note: Sponsored by Monday Properties and written by ARLnow.com, Startup Monday is a weekly column that profiles Arlington-based startups and their founders, plus other local technology happenings. The Ground Floor, Monday’s office space for young companies in Rosslyn, is now open. The Metro-accessible space features a 5,000-square-foot common area that includes a kitchen, lounge area, collaborative meeting spaces, and a stage for formal presentations.

As cyberattack techniques become less costly and more adaptable, organizations will have to up their cybersecurity game. To that end, Clarendon-based Endgame has built a team of domain experts, scientists, software engineers and designers to protect the country’s most critical assets.

Founded in 2008, Endgame is a software firm that helps governments and commercial organizations to detect, contain and evict “bad guys” from their networks to prevent damage and loss of data.

“By 2008, the accelerating pace of technological change and seismic geopolitical shifts began to intersect in unprecedented ways, from the early signs of tech-enabled social movements to increasingly brazen state-sponsored cyberattacks on private companies, and our increasing dependence on digital systems,” said Margot Koehler, senior manager of marketing and communications at Endgame.

Endgame's "hunt cycle"“Companies around the world are spending billions of dollars every year on cybersecurity, [but] 90% of them are breached and the average dwell time for these advanced adversaries is 200 days before they’re even detected,” Koehler added. “Beating these threats requires us to rewrite the playbook and see the world as the adversaries see it.”

Endgame was established to “bring a faster and more agile style of software development to early adopters inside the intelligence community and the Department of Defense,” according to Koehler. “We figured that they are on the front lines of information security, and that their cutting-edge challenges would become commonplace more widely over time.”

Arlington was the obvious location choice to best reach Endgame’s clients. The company is expanding its office and was just named to the “Fast 50” list of high-growth cybersecurity and networking firms for the second year in a row.

“We’re thrilled to be based in Arlington. Arlington is a great place for Endgame headquarters — it offers a unique mix of amenities, talented workforce and convenient transportation options,” Koehler said.

Unlike other strategies, she said Endgame “brings offense to the enterprise by actively hunting for adversaries that bypass the traditional security stack,” helping “customers move from being the hunted to the hunter, stopping breaches at the earliest possible moment, before damage and loss can occur.”

Endgame has about 130 employees, who all focus on its five core values — integrity, boldness, speed, openness and responsibility. Aside from its Clarendon headquarters, the company has offices in Baltimore; Melbourne, Fla.; San Antonio; and San Francisco.

And Endgame continues to evolve to meet its customers’ changing needs and adapt to new research and development. “We’re here to take the security industry into the 21st century and beyond, and empower enterprises to hunt within their networks the adversaries of today and tomorrow,” the company’s website states.

23 Mar 15:55

After Reading Tweets Shaming Plus-Sized Fashion Choices, This Woman Pushed Back With Selfies

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I think she looks great! I love how each selfie is like "nailed it" (and she does).

23 Mar 10:46

Jared Fogle -- Back in the Food Biz

by TMZ Staff
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Seriously, why is this guy in genpop? He will be beaten to death soon if not segregated. Prison does not favor those who hurt children.

Jared Fogle -- who was beaten by a prison inmate -- has learned revenge is best served cold ... and is doing just that at the prison cafeteria.  We've learned the former Subway pitchman was assigned cafeteria duties at Federal Correctional…

11 Mar 01:02

Legit Mexican Food

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Damn. That's good.

10 Mar 14:06

Plant jokes…

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Weeee!

03 Mar 22:36

Like?

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01 Mar 11:44

What Even?

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24 Feb 21:28

She Saw Where There Would Be a High Demand For Cookies

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Some people might have an issue with this, but I think it's genius. I'd go to the metro at rush hour and sell my band candy bars. I'd sell out in about 20 min.

23 Feb 19:47

Hell of a Deal!

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At least he is honest!

20 Feb 15:18

Feel the Bern!

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#weareHillary

19 Feb 12:53

We Can Only Hope For a Love Like This

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heee!

18 Feb 16:49

Dear Kanye

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Ha!

13 Feb 02:33

‘Master of None’ renewed for Season 2 on Netflix

by Rick Porter
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yay!

Aziz Ansari will continue being the “Master” of his Netflix domain.

Ansari announced via Twitter on Thursday that his series “Master of None,” which he stars in and co-created with “Parks and Recreation” writer Alan Yang, has been picked up for a second season.

The second season will air in 2017, he writes.

The 10-episode first season of “Master of None” drew almost universally positive reviews. Netflix doesn’t release viewing data, but it obviously did well enough to earn more episodes.

The show also stars Noel Wells, Lena Waithe, Eric Wareheim (who also directed several episodes) and Ansari’s real-life parents, Shoukath and Fatima.

“Master of None” joins these shows that have been renewed for 2016-17 and beyond.


08 Feb 22:04

A True Crime

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Me and Tippi Hedren would be shitting bricks

02 Feb 20:09

Best Explanation

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Sounds like a page from the Trump playbook

02 Feb 19:13

Nick Offerman Responds to the Fact That His Face is on a Public Toilet Area in India

As soon as Nick Offerman grew a mustache to appear on Parks and Recreation, he became America's 'Man's Man'. Now it seems like that honor applies to him in India too. His face has been spotted on a bathroom in Madurai, India as a representation of all men. 

Offerman's response was simple, yet elegant. 


via @Nick_Offerman

28 Jan 15:49

Cher Slayed Trump Over Pulling Out of GOP Debates on Fox

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Cher is so, so right.

27 Jan 16:03

J.K. Rowling Once Again Had the Perfect Harry Potter Themed Response to a Person Who Said Something Horrible

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BAM! She rules.

Author J.K. Rowling is known for her scathing quips toward people who say things that are sexist, racist, homophobic or generally awful. Also she wrote the very, very famous Harry Potter Series.  

This time she tweeted back to a Donald Trump spokeswoman who made a zenophobic remark regarding Americans born outside the U.S. who are (or would like to be) leaders of the country. 

Ouch, Katrina Pierson. You need a freezing spell for that burn?

26 Jan 18:31

There's Still Hope

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HA!

donald trump,politics

Submitted by: Unknown

26 Jan 11:41

If You Weren't Caught in Snowzilla, You Missed a Chance to Pull Off Some Creative Snow-Day Antics

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Click through for the snowboarding in NYC one. The best part is what the cops say at the end.

25 Jan 18:42

Here’s the Story Behind ACFD’s Snow-Shoveling T-Rex

by Tim Regan

As the snow piled up on Saturday, a video from the Arlington County Fire Department took off.

The video, tweeted out by the fire department around noon that day, showed a T-Rex clearing clearing snow from around a fire hydrant. The message was clear: If a predatory dinosaur with useless little arms can shovel snow, so can you.

But here’s a secret: that wasn’t a real T-Rex. And the video wasn’t filmed around here.

“The actual video was not filmed in Arlington,” said Jamie Jill, the Arlington firefighter who originally shared the clip. “It was at my sister’s home in Bethesda.”

And it was Jill’s nine-year-old niece Janelle who played the role of the “civically minded” lizard, he added.

“When she first went out in the suit, there were neighbors out shoveling their cars and everyone started laughing and taking pictures,” Jill said. “She actually didn’t want to do it because she was embarrassed. I had to bribe her with a present.”

Janelle wasn’t as embarrassed when she found out she made the news, Jill said.

“When I showed her the news reports, she said she was going to tell everyone at school,” he added.

Will we see more of the tiny T-Rex in the future? That all depends on whether Janelle will don the dinosaur suit again, Jill said. And if she won’t, he added that he “might have to get the fire department to purchase one.”

22 Jan 18:28

Read How a Third-Grader Thinks Nexflix and Chill Will Dissuade People From Voting For Donald Trump

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JUST NO!

20 Jan 22:10

A Tribute to Alan Rickman By One of His Friends Remembers the Devoted and Loving Friend He Was

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*sniff*

Kyle Peters is currently an English MP for the Labour Party, and former charity executive.

15 Jan 22:40

The Kindness of One Target Employee is a Reminder To Us All to Have Patience

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I love these stories.