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19 Mar 12:26

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Groups

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Once again, in case you missed it, you can get pretty much every book of mine to which I own the rights, for free, here: https://www.smbc-comics.com/covid/


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17 Mar 18:54

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cat

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Human is good. Human is good. That is why human is.


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17 Mar 18:53

2010 and 2020

2030: "I just bought a house for one bitcoin. No, it's the equivalent of a dollar. Houses are often transferred for a nominal fee because the buyer is taking responsibility for containing the holo-banshees in the attic."
17 Mar 14:29

Le confinement, c'est aussi l'occasion de s'ouvrir à d'autres cultures

Capture d’écran . 2020-03-17 à 11.44.15

Ceci était votre premier cours de LEA option glandage à la maison. A demain pour un nouveau mot.

16 Mar 15:59

La réponse est évidemment OUI

Nous, Français, préféront mourir d'une cirrhose que d'un virus.

11 Mar 11:16

Chat vs gosse : il ne doit en rester qu'un

(Merci à Romain pour la suggestion)

11 Mar 10:14

Cette union serait de très loin la plus fusionnelle de l'histoire de la civilisation humaine

fromageLa plus belle des passions.

(Via @Pingoopathe)

11 Mar 10:10

Merci aux génies du web qui rendent la crise du coronavirus moins anxiogène

10 Mar 18:06

Nos twittos qui légendent de manière optimale les peintures érotiques ont du talent

bite(Via @Neutre_On)

10 Mar 15:20

J'avoue

10 Mar 11:51

Parfois, parfois seulement, les enfants sont formidables

Cette petite batteuse est la meilleure chose qui soit arrivée à l'humanité depuis l'invention de la pizza.

03 Mar 18:28

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Language

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Have you noticed that you can take a sensation, then add any swear word of any kind, and the swear word intelligibly acts as emphasis?


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03 Mar 16:11

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bitch

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One day we'll reclaim 'cartoonist' as a positive term.


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03 Mar 16:09

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Milk

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Ironically, I'm eating yogurt as I post this.


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Tickets are selling out fast!

03 Mar 16:08

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tubes

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One week left to get your BAHFest Houston tickets!

03 Mar 15:44

Halte à la toussophobie

07 Feb 11:49

Dans le cadre du plan de prévention contre la déprime hivernale, le ministère de la Santé vous recommande vivement de regarder cette vidéo d'un bébé ornithorynque

06 Feb 10:41

Attention vraiment pas facile : trouvez l'intrus dans cette vidéo

05 Feb 16:55

Quelle épopée mais alors quelle épopée !

epopee

Spécial Histoire, le magazine d'histoire (de droite) de Lafon Presses, propose donc ce numéro hallucinant. Nous avons hésité à faire des détournements, mais aucun ne rendrait hommage à la folie de ce sommaire ; nos encarts préférés : 

1. Algérie : les illusions perdues

2. Saïgon : Quel souvenir ! 

3. Une épopée incroyable ! 

4. Un bilan impressionnant. 

5. Le gâchis de la décolonisation

6. EMPIRE D'OUTRE-MER

(Merci à Oriane pour la suggestion)

04 Feb 11:29

Nos instagrameurs tintinophiles ont du talent

 
 
 
Voir cette publication sur Instagram

Je viens de lire un papier de l'AFP intitulé "Le macronisme à la recherche de son centre gauche"

Une publication partagée par Mr. Propagande (@mrpropagande) le

"Bougres de faux jetons à la sauce tartare"

 

03 Feb 14:14

Airbus to pay record £3bn in fines for 'endemic' corruption

by David Pegg and Rob Evans

UK court sanctions fines after firm admits using agents across world to bribe officials to land high-value contracts

Airbus, Europe’s largest aerospace multinational, is to pay a record £3bn in penalties after admitting it had paid huge bribes on an “endemic” basis to land contracts in 20 countries.

Anti-corruption investigators hailed the result as the largest ever corporate fine for bribery in the world after judges declared that the corruption was “grave, pervasive and pernicious”.

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03 Feb 10:51

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Mucho

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And give me the largest greenest carbonated beverage God will suffer to exist.


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29 Jan 16:17

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Transporter

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This is where you decide to make some post-murder adjustments.


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27 Jan 15:45

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Supervillainy

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Fortunately, most Mad Pseudoscientists spend their time harmlessly trying to affect astrological readings.


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24 Jan 11:19

Si le patron d'un bar ne peut plus chanter seul sur scène le répertoire entier de Michel Sardou, alors on n'est plus en France

bar

(Via @toxavanger)

23 Jan 10:53

Solar System Changes

"Actually, Jupiter already has a very impressive ring system!" --someone who knows Jupiter is within earshot
22 Jan 14:57

Coronavirus and Ebola: could open access medical research find a cure?

by Rachael Pells
Lucas Vigroux

Introun peu clickbait mais la substance de l'info est interessante.

Campaigners have argued for open access to scientific research since the dawn of the internet – so why is it taking so long?

In December 2002, a Belfast teenager made world headlines after his father, Don Simms, won him the legal right to access an experimental drug. Jonathan Simms had been diagnosed with variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD), a cruel and fatal neurodegenerative condition that gives sufferers an average of one year to live.

After receiving the drug pentosan polysulfate, Jonathan lived for another 10 years, defying all medical expectations. The court ruling made medical history: until that point the drug had only ever been tested on animals, and the legal decision opened doors to treatment for other patients.

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20 Jan 16:50

Photo



20 Jan 10:43

Merci à ce restaurateur pour son sens de la précision

avis google(Source)

17 Jan 15:52

Darwin Awards

tumblr_72c418bf5c2ed801e548d8f23c37ad29_c82ddbe1_400Courage avec la vie petite dame