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Human is good. Human is good. That is why human is.

Ceci était votre premier cours de LEA option glandage à la maison. A demain pour un nouveau mot.
Covid-19 : les cavistes font-ils partie des commerces de première nécessité ?https://t.co/TPkwf3jvqv pic.twitter.com/aIEbnDBSPg
— CheckNews (@CheckNewsfr) March 15, 2020
Nous, Français, préféront mourir d'une cirrhose que d'un virus.
(Merci à Romain pour la suggestion)
La plus belle des passions.
(Via @Pingoopathe)
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(Via @Neutre_On)
J’me rappelle quand vous disiez plein d’espoir "de toute façon 2020 ça peut pas être pire que 2019" mdr
— Dieu (@_dieuoff) March 8, 2020
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Cette petite batteuse est la meilleure chose qui soit arrivée à l'humanité depuis l'invention de la pizza.

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Have you noticed that you can take a sensation, then add any swear word of any kind, and the swear word intelligibly acts as emphasis?

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One day we'll reclaim 'cartoonist' as a positive term.

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Ironically, I'm eating yogurt as I post this.

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Avant dans les transports on toussait pour couvrir le bruit de son pet, maintenant on fait l'inverse. #COVID19france
— Pingoo (@Pingoopathe) March 1, 2020
This baby platypus is basically just a water puppy! pic.twitter.com/Iqm1QRIv7X
— LADbible (@ladbible) February 1, 2020
Où est le vrai chat ? pic.twitter.com/PCIGNPJg4g
— Chats (@LeChat69962112) February 3, 2020

Spécial Histoire, le magazine d'histoire (de droite) de Lafon Presses, propose donc ce numéro hallucinant. Nous avons hésité à faire des détournements, mais aucun ne rendrait hommage à la folie de ce sommaire ; nos encarts préférés :
1. Algérie : les illusions perdues
2. Saïgon : Quel souvenir !
3. Une épopée incroyable !
4. Un bilan impressionnant.
5. Le gâchis de la décolonisation
6. EMPIRE D'OUTRE-MER
(Merci à Oriane pour la suggestion)
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"Bougres de faux jetons à la sauce tartare"
UK court sanctions fines after firm admits using agents across world to bribe officials to land high-value contracts
Airbus, Europe’s largest aerospace multinational, is to pay a record £3bn in penalties after admitting it had paid huge bribes on an “endemic” basis to land contracts in 20 countries.
Anti-corruption investigators hailed the result as the largest ever corporate fine for bribery in the world after judges declared that the corruption was “grave, pervasive and pernicious”.
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And give me the largest greenest carbonated beverage God will suffer to exist.

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This is where you decide to make some post-murder adjustments.

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Fortunately, most Mad Pseudoscientists spend their time harmlessly trying to affect astrological readings.

(Via @toxavanger)
Lucas VigrouxIntroun peu clickbait mais la substance de l'info est interessante.
Campaigners have argued for open access to scientific research since the dawn of the internet – so why is it taking so long?
In December 2002, a Belfast teenager made world headlines after his father, Don Simms, won him the legal right to access an experimental drug. Jonathan Simms had been diagnosed with variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD), a cruel and fatal neurodegenerative condition that gives sufferers an average of one year to live.
After receiving the drug pentosan polysulfate, Jonathan lived for another 10 years, defying all medical expectations. The court ruling made medical history: until that point the drug had only ever been tested on animals, and the legal decision opened doors to treatment for other patients.
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