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12 Mar 01:42

Light It Up: Huge Spotlights Will Light Up the LA Sky From Echo Park to Santa Monica This Friday

by Bianca Barragan

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For one night, the entire 26-mile route of the LA Marathon, which starts at Dodger Stadium and runs all the way to Santa Monica, will be lit up by spotlights pointing up at the sky. The installation will use 124 spotlights that together will be as bright as 29,100 light bulbs, and the whole thing should be visible from "high vantage points around the city," says LA Weekly, quoting a statement from race sponsor ASICS.

It will take 85 people to set up the lights at 27 locations along the marathon course—a lot of work considering they'll only be on from 8:40 pm to 10:15 pm this Friday night, but it's worth it if they look as badass as this official rendering does. The giant pillars of light will hopefully also remind people where they probably won't be able to drive on Sunday morning during the marathon.
· Cool! L.A. Marathon Course to be Illuminated by 124 Spotlights [LAW]

11 Mar 22:17

Let These 20 Hot Men Drinking Coffee Give You A Pick-Me-Up: PHOTOS

by Sean Mandell

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It's Wednesday. Which means your week is halfway over. Then again, you still have halfway to go. So if you're feeling a tad sluggish and finding the task of getting to Friday unbearable and/or impossible, you might be in need of a pick-me-up. Coffee is always a great go-to. An even better idea? Peeping pictures of hot men drinking coffee while enjoying your own cup of joe. And thanks to @menandcoffee on Instagram, you can savor beautiful men from all over the world enjoying their favorite brew. 

We dug through the hotness and picked 20 pics sure to give you a jolt.

Get your fix, AFTER THE JUMP...

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1. Drinking coffee allows this tough gent to show off his more delicate side.

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2. While this lad has us rethinking our definition of muscle milk. 

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3. And the best part of waking up? It's a tie between coffee and waking up to this.

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4. Sipping on your favorite cup of coffee is made even better when you add in man's best friend.

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5. You know what makes another perfect compliment to coffee? Tattoos.

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6. We rest our case.

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7. Coffee has been found to spontaneously induce cute smirks.

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8. This cub can't get enough coffee. Easy there, tiger.

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9. Coffee keeps you warm on those cold winter mornings in the woods.

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10. He's going to burn the roast if he keeps smoldering like that.

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11. The roast is officially burnt.

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12. Bromance is best enjoyed over coffee.

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13. Coffee gives one the occasion to drink out of coffee mugs with cheeky phrases.

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14. And is a friend when things are a little tough and you're feeling stressed out.

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15. Thankfully, pants are not a prerequisite for enjoying coffee.

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16. Coffee makes a lovely prop for that selfie you've been wanting to take showing off all the hard work you've been doing at the gym.

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17. Or your sartorial flare.

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18. Everyone knows coffee and a newspaper pair together perfectly.

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19. Coffee is also an excellent companion when you want to stare out the window while pondering your existential angst.

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20. Coffee is always there for you.

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Follow @menandcoffee on Instagram for more hot guys savoring caffeinated delights.

11 Mar 21:45

HBO Now launches on the web and iOS in April

by Richard Lawler
Darius Wadia

Or, HBO could make more money and just release it on all platforms.

HBO CEO Richard Plepler just announced that its new cable-free streaming service will be available only on Apple devices (and PCs, per a press release) when it launches early next month. The price for HBO Now has also been confirmed at $14.99 per mon...
11 Mar 17:23

Oklahoma House Votes To End Marriage Licenses To Avoid Issuing Them To Gay Couples

by John Wright
Darius Wadia

Where do the Whitehills stand on this issue?

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The state of Oklahoma would no longer issue marriage licenses under legislation approved by the House of Representatives on Tuesday. 

The bill, which is designed so that the state doesn't have to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, passed the House 67-24. 

The Tulsa World reports: 

House Bill 1125, by Rep. Todd Russ, R-Cordell (above), would instead require those officiating marriage ceremonies to file "certificates of marriage" after the fact. Alternately, couples could file affidavits of common law marriage.

Russ said his bill is in response to county clerks who do not want to marriage licenses to same-sex couples.

"This takes them out of the trap," he said.

Troy Stevenson, executive director of the LGBT group Freedom Oklahoma, issued the following statement

"This legislation puts ALL couples - who plan to marry in Oklahoma – at risk of being denied hundreds of federal legal rights and protections, if it were to become law. The federal government and other states will not be required to acknowledge these proposed ‘marriage certificates.’ This legislation will only result in mass confusion from clerk’s offices to courtrooms around the nation - while putting Oklahoma families at risk. In the past six months, the freedom to marry has been the law of the land in Oklahoma, and not a single marriage has been at risk - until now, and it is our elected officials who are creating the danger.”

The plaintiffs in a lawsuit that brought marriage equality to Oklahoma had a slightly different take

"The animus behind House Bill 1125 is a far greater concern than the content of the bill itself. Practically speaking, lawmakers are saying they so desperately want not to recognize same-sex marriages that they are willing to alter the entire marriage licensing process in Oklahoma just to give themselves an out. They're not making marriage harder for same-sex couples alone; this affects all marriage applicants. That said, if Oklahoma lawmakers wish us to jump through a different set of hurdles to marry than the present hurdles just so they can sleep better at night having done their part to fight off the inevitable growing tide of acceptance of same-sex marriage, we gay and lesbian couples, now equal under the law, will oblige.

Read the full text of HB 1125, AFTER THE JUMP ... 

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10 Mar 01:08

Coming Soon: Syphilis In Your Eyes. So Watch Out. (Pun Intended.)

by Graham Gremore

scared-man-4x3Think twice the next time that guy you met online asks if you’d like to finish the evening off with a quick facial.

The Los Angeles County Department of Public Health just issued an advisory on ocular syphilis, aka syphilis of the eyes.

According to AIDS Healthcare Foundation President Michael Weinstein, as many as 15 cases of ocular syphilis have been identified in Los Angeles, San Francisco and Washington state since December, with many of them resulting in some level of blindness.

This sounds horrifying.

“These new cases of ocular syphilis highlight the importance of ongoing, regular checkups for sexually-active individuals who feel they may be at risk, particularly men who have sex with men,” Weinstein said.

The San Francisco Health Department is also advising physicians to test for syphilis in any patients with visual complaints, as well as those with genital, oral, or anal ulcers, or rash.

Syphilis is a sexually transmitted disease caused by the bacterium Treponema pallidum. According to clinical studies, ocular syphilis is an unusual manifestation of the disease that is becoming increasingly less unusual. Symptoms of include blurry vision, floating spots, a blue visual tinge, flashing lights, or eye pain. If untreated, ocular syphilis can attack the nervous system and cause permanent blindness, as it did for two gay men in Washington state in January.

So how can you avoid going blind from ocular syphilis? Easy. Get tested at least once a year, or every three to six months if you’re at elevated risk.

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10 Mar 01:06

New to Market: Coolest Star Wars Bedroom Ever is in a $15MM Megamansion in Westlake Village

by Bianca Barragan

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When you've spent significant time in a room styled after The Empire Strikes Back, sleeping in an airspeeder every night and palling around with a mini R2D2, the rest of the world must just kind of be a letdown. (There's another bedroom in this mansion with a pirate ship bed, but even that didn't go as far as this one and its fake snow.) The rest of the giant house might even be a letdown, even though it is 15,000 square feet, contains a gym, a half-sized basketball court, a game room with an air hockey table, a vaguely castle-like dining area, six fireplaces, 11 bathrooms, and five other bedrooms. The 4.3-acre grounds, meanwhile, boast two outdoor pizza ovens, footbridges, running streams, and a "natural island environment" that includes a waterfall, a 16-foot ledge for diving, and a 120-foot waterslide. Built in 1991, the house is owned by tech mogul Dirk Gates, who's asking $14.9 million for it.


· 955 Vista Ridge Lane, Thousand Oaks 91362 [Estately]
· 955 Vista Ridge [Official site]

09 Mar 21:49

Tom Hanks, Justin Bieber and Carly Rae Jepsen Have a Dance Celebration in 'I Really Like You' - VIDEO

by Kyler Geoffroy
Darius Wadia

IT WON'T LEAVE MY HEAD.

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The music video for Carly Rae Jepsen's über-catchy "I Really Like You" has dropped, featuring a lip-syncing, Tinder using, emoji loving Tom Hanks and a brief appearance by Justin Bieber during the video's closing dance celebration in the streets.

It's totally bizarre...and totally amazing.

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...

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02 Mar 19:16

Amazon's Echo wireless speaker will soon run custom apps

by Jon Fingas
Darius Wadia

I'm mixed on our Echo. The sound is great, and it can do a few handy things, but still needs more options. I'm sure the day is coming soon when you will just be able to order things on Amazon by telling her to.

Amazon's voice-savvy Echo speaker is only handy for a few tasks right now, but it's about to become much more flexible. The online giant is now taking sign-ups for a beta developer kit that will let people create apps for the gadget. There aren't man...
26 Feb 03:00

Google's 'Inbox' email app is now available on the iPad

by Dana Wollman
Darius Wadia

Does anyone want an invite? I love Inbox.

Google's drastically redesigned email app "Inbox" is still invite-only, but it's at least making its way to a wider range of devices. The company quietly released it on the iPad today, with availability in the US, Germany and possibly other countries...
25 Feb 21:36

Science Confirms Good-Looking Guys Are More Selfish

by Graham Gremore

047_G.0This just in: The more attractive you are, the more likely it is that you’re a selfish prick.

At least according to a new study out of Brunel University London.

Researchers at the university tested a theory in evolutionary psychology that claims good-looking people have more to gain from inequality because they tend to have higher social status.

The team scored 125 male and female participants on their level of conventional attractiveness, including things like weight, waist-to-chest ratio for men, and waist-to-hip ratio for women.

Participants were then asked filled out a personality quiz which measured their attitudes toward inequality and selfishness. At the same time, they partook in an economics experiment in which they were given an amount of money then asked how they would share with someone else.

“We found that attractive men tended to be less egalitarian and less generous,” said Dr. Michael Price, the lead investigator and senior lecturer in psychology at Brunel University London.

Next, two groups of raters were brought in. The first group judged participants on their attractiveness. The second group judged them how altruistic and egalitarian they appeared based on their photos.

“We found that the ‘raters’ perceived better-looking men and women as being less altruistic and egalitarian,” Price said.

“Our results showed that, in fact, we may be justified in expecting more attractive men to behave in ways that are less favorable to economic and social equality,” he continued. “The results suggest that better-looking men may be biased towards being more selfish and less egalitarian.”

Price added that the study offers new insight into on why some guys may be more selfish than others.

“Several studies have suggested that wealthier people tend to care less about kindness and equality,” Price said. “But our study suggests that attractiveness is at least as important as wealth in influencing these attitudes.”

So there you have it, folks. Now, all you good-looking, smooth-talking fellas out there, stop being such selfish, unaltruistic assholes.

h/t: Gay Star News

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24 Feb 23:05

An Uber-Violent POWER RANGERS Short Starring Katee Sackhoff and James Van Der Beek

by Kyle Anderson
Darius Wadia

You guys need to watch this. I'm freakin' out.

If you were a kid in the early ’90s, you probably had a case of Morphin Mania (a term I’ve just made up and copyrighted), which manifested in an obsession with the American Super Sentai series, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. The show has been on for over 20 years now in various formats, with different casts and themes, but Morphin Mania proper, at least for yours truly, lasted from about 1993-1995, from the inception of the series until the crappy first film. (It waned for me through Zeo, and I completely gave up after Turbo.) But, because those of us who watched the series are now in our 30s (Zordon help us), some fans now have the wherewithal and resources to show how much they love it.

One such fan is film producer Adi Shankar, who is the EP behind the frigging amazing Dredd film in 2012, as well as an executive producer of other well-regarded flicks like The Grey and Lone Survivor. He’s no stranger to producing impressive fan-films, which he calls “bootlegs,” that feature name actors and directors. He did the Thomas Jane-starring The Punisher: Dirty Laundry, for example.

Anyway, so Shankar has the chops and the nerd cred, and he’s turned his attention to a revisionist future version of the Rangers from Angel Grove, all growed up and not adjusting well after the war against Rita Repulsa ended. Katee Sackhoff stars as Kimberly, the Pink Ranger, who has been apprehended by the machine overlords’ turncoat Rocky, the former Red Ranger replacement, played by James Van Der Beek. He recounts how all the members of the Power Rangers seem to have been taken out by Tommy Oliver, the Green (and later White) Ranger. But maybe that’s not what happened…

Get a load of this very violent, very sweary, quite NSFW film, entitled Power/Rangers, directed by Joseph Kahn.

And for a bit of context, here’s Shankar himself talking about the reason for this project. (Sidebar: who is he talking to over there?)

Would you like to see more such bootlegs? Would you subscribe to this newsletter? Let us know below. Poor Rangers.

21 Feb 00:47

Queerty Readers Respond To News That Men Will Soon Be Able To Regrow Their Foreskin

by Graham Gremore
Darius Wadia

well since we have cured cancer and AIDS and all those other nasty things, it's good to see scientists are keeping busy with important work..

1558491_716035748420229_813351398_nYesterday, we reported that a medical research lab is very close to finding a way for circumcised men to regrow their foreskin.

Foregen is “a non-profit organization founded to research and implement regenerative medical therapies for circumcised males” that aims to “promote genital integrity through regenerative medicine.” Lab researchers there just announced that they’ve figured out how to generate new skin using small samples of foreskin tissue. They now hope to move onto human clinical trials sometime in the near future.

The news elicited a strong response to Queerty readers, particularly on Facebook.

“To each his own,” Jerome Robertson wrote, “but I’m not a big fan of uncut ’cause some men are fucking nasty and don’t clean themselves properly.”

(Jeez. Tell us how you really feel, Jerome.)

Naturally, this sparked quite an outcry. Robertson’s comment received over 20 replies.

“You want to talk about nasty?” David Runyan responded. “Let’s talk about trapping an open wound in a diaper with feces and urine every night. Before you cut your son make a small cut on your thigh, get some used toilet paper, get it moist with some urine and tape it to the cut and leave it over night.”

(Um. We think we’ll pass.)

“My feet get dirty because I walk around barefoot sometimes,”Jeremy Homer added, “but I’m not going to cut them off for the sake of being clean.”

(Hmmm. That seems like a bit of a stretch.)

“You’re missing my point,” Robertson rebutted. “I shouldn’t have to tell a grown man to clean his penis. That’s something he should have been taught by his parents.”

To which Cassie Elizabeth Waldeck replied with this pearl of wisdom, “If my circumcised husband doesn’t shower his balls stink. Circumcised men still need to wash their genitals.”

(This is true. Circumcised men, like uncircumcised men, need to properly wash themselves. Surely we can all agree on that.)

Then David J. Bernstein posted this super helpful flyer:

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Madeline Rupert opined: “Some men are fucking nasty. And you know what? Cutting pieces of their genitals off won’t make them cleaner in any respectable degree.”

William Ortego concurred. “These men deserved to keep their penis intact but asshole parents took that from them!”

Other people had questions regarding the new reparative therapy:

“If it grows back looking like Abe Vigoda’s neck, do you get your money back?” Pablito Belanger asked.

“How can someone miss something they never had?” William Mc Gregor wondered.

And some had absolutely no interest in it whatsoever:

“Not my cup of tea,”James Michael said. “I’ll stay circumcised.”

“No thank you,” Bobby Smith politely declined.

“I think science would be more useful if they cured male-pattern baldness,” Queerty commenter Desert Boy said.

But perhaps Jorge L Mancha put it best when he wrote: “Everyone has their preferences. Why don’t we just leave it at that?”

So what do you think of the latest technology that may allow circumcised men to regrow their foreskin? Keep the conversation going in the comments section below.

19 Feb 19:18

How cable networks speed up shows to squeeze in more ads

by Steve Dent
If you're still watching cable, it turns out that channels like TBS and TNT are now speeding up syndicated programs, classics films and other shows by as much as 7 percent. We hadn't noticed it much ourselves, but the trend was spotted by Snopes and ...
19 Feb 02:51

Oklahoma Lawmakers Advance Anti-Gay Bills Aimed At Stopping Same-Sex Marriage

by Sean Mandell

In an uproar over federal court rulings striking down bans on same-sex marriage, Oklahoma lawmakers in the state's House Judiciary Committee voted to release two pieces of legislation that would make it virtually impossible for same-sex couples in the Sooner State to get married. The two bills would have the state discontinue issuing all marriage licenses and also forbid all local and state employees from complying with any federal court's order in favor of same-sex marriage. Tulsa World reports:

KernOne of the bills’ authors, Rep. Sally Kern, R-Oklahoma City, said forcing states to acknowledge marriage equality violates the U.S. Constitution. Kern quoted the Declaration of Independence’s reference to “the laws of nature and of nature’s God,” and said marriages of other than one man and one woman violate both.

Her bill, House Bill 1599, would require the immediate dismissal and forfeiture of pension of any state or local government employee who recognizes, grants or enforces a “same-sex marriage license.”

The “Preservation of Sovereignty and Marriage Act,” as HB 1599 is styled, also bars the use of public funds for “enforcing any court order requiring the issuance or recognition of a same-sex marriage license,” and orders the immediate removal from office of any judge who violates the provisions of the bill.

It also orders state courts to “immediately dismiss” any challenge to the law and assess costs against the plaintiffs.

Finally, it says the act shall remain in effect despite “any contrary federal court ruling.”

The bill passed 5-3 along party lines, with one Republican member, Terry O’Donnell of Catoosa, not voting.

The second bill, HB 1125, would redefine how the state recognizes marriages and who would be allowed to officially recognize them:

Oklahoma-printable-flagIt would do away with marriage licenses, and instead depend on those conducting marriages to submit marriage certificates. Alternately, couples could file affidavits of common-law marriage.

The new language allows judges to perform marriages, as well as clergy or “ecclesiastical dignitaries.”

Russ said he proposed the bill to protect court clerks and other government employees who did not want to be involved in issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples.

Freedom Oklahoma Executive Director Troy Stevenson suggested that these anti-gay bills are a distraction from real woes facing Oklahoma:

"In the same week that we find out that the State of Oklahoma is facing a budget deficit of over $600 million, our lawmakers are wasting time - and taxpayer money - pushing a vindictive agenda against LGBT Oklahomans. The battle for the freedom to marry was long and hard-fought, but it is over, it is decided, and it is high time we addressed the real crisis facing our state. Legislators on both sides of this issue acknowledged at the committee hearing, that these pieces of legislation do not pass constitutional muster. And will trigger costly litigation that Oklahoma cannot afford and will lose. This is a futile effort to hurt Oklahomans and it is time we called this what it is - a mean-spirited distraction from the real problems facing our state."

Looks like Mike Huckabee isn't the only one who doesn't understand the concept of judicial supremacy. Maybe Huckabee and Oklahoma lawmakers should listen to this constitutional law professor explain how it works.

18 Feb 06:43

Facebook lets you choose what happens to your profile after you die

by Daniel Cooper
Darius Wadia

i find it weird that people would want their facebook profile to be active after they die. I'm still friends with an old coworker who passed away a few years ago and every year on her birthday people post things like she's still alive, and I worry some of them don't know.

You can't take your Facebook friends with you to the afterlife, but at least you can now prevent your snarky comments about Drag Race serving as a poor memorial. The social network has announced that users will be able to designate a legacy contact t...
17 Feb 23:56

Ryan Phillippe Is Happy You Can Finally Watch Him Kiss Breckin Meyer

by Jeremy Kinser
Darius Wadia

He's the hottest.

12-54.w529.h352.2xThere was a part of us that was a little sad nobody ever got to see it. We did something that was relatively bold for two young male actors, and we took pride in the places that the original story went. So, it’s nice that people finally get to see Breckin and me kiss.”

Ryan Phillippe discussing his film 54, which had its gay content edited out prior to the movie’s unsuccessful release in 1998 but has recently been restored for a screening at the Berlin Film Festival earlier this month, in an interview with Vulture

 

17 Feb 19:44

Calvin Harris Bares His Bulge In New Armani Underwear Ad: VIDEO

by Sean Mandell
Darius Wadia

I had no idea he was so ripped!

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The singer/songwriter/producer/DJ is giving you an eyeful in his new ad campaign for Emporio Armani's Spring/Summer 2015 underwear line. We previously got a sneak peak of Harris' summer bod, but these latest photos of the world's highest paid DJ's toned physique may just have you saying, "I Need Your Love."

Check out a behind-the-scenes video of Harris' photo shoot along with one more snap, AFTER THE JUMP...

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(Photos via Daily Mail / GIFS via OhNoTheyDidnt)

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17 Feb 19:43

Billy Eichner Faces Off Against Michelle Obama, Big Bird, and Elena and It's Amazing: VIDEO

by Andy Towle
Darius Wadia

This one is so funny!

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First Lady Michelle Obama, Big Bird, and Billy on the Street regular Elena joined Billy Eichner in a supermarket to play a wild (and hilarious) round of "Ariana Grande or Eating a Carrot".

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...

Below: Elena looking horrified that Eichner is forcing FLOTUS to slow dance with Big Bird while he sings Aerosmith's "I Don't Want To Miss a Thing".

And this isn't even the weirdest thing that happens.

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14 Feb 00:08

JXE Streams: The wild and weird 'Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask'

by Ben Gilbert
Darius Wadia

honestly this game was so confusing.

This week -- tomorrow -- Nintendo is re-releasing its polarizing Nintendo 64 third-person action game, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. But today -- at 3PM ET! -- we're streaming the game and hosting a rousing discussion. No "expansion pak" requir...
14 Feb 00:00

50 Shades of Beet

by Darius
Darius Wadia

Even you would eat these beets, Matty.

I have a love/hate relationship with beets.  I love to eat them, and experience their tender sweetness, but I hate cooking with them because my hands always turn purple and I’m constantly paranoid it’s going to get on my clothes.  Yes, I could wear an apron, or some gloves, but by the time I think about either of those things it’s usually too late.

But when you come across a recipe like this one, none of that matters because it just looks so delicious.

CRUSHED BEETS WITH LEMON VINAIGRETTE

The best part of this dish is that after you bake the beets to tender deliciousness, you smash them and fry them for a few minutes so the outside gets nice and crisp, and the inside stays soft. Just like you would with some smashed potatoes, except these are actually good for you (ish).

Look at these delicious beets from the farmer’s market:

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Aren’t they gorgeous?  After you clean them, cut off the beet greens (to make something else, those are also very good for you), it’s time to bake them.  Salt, pepper, a little oil, and wrap them in aluminum foil.

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Bake them at 400 degrees for 40-50 minutes and you get some beautifully perfect beets.


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Now comes the part so secret, so clandestine, that I can’t show it to you.  Or, more accurately, my hands were full and I couldn’t grab my camera.  You peel and smash the beets, then fry them in some oil.

When they’re nice and crisp, you put some plain greek yogurt on a plate, lay the crispy beets on top, and drizzle them with a lemony dressing.

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Then you take a bite and fall over because your mouth just exploded in ecstasy.

Personally, I’d serve this as an appetizer, or as a starter salad.  Actually, these beets would be delicious on a regular salad too.  Or even on their own as a snack.  In a nutshell, try them and you won’t be sorry.

Get the recipe from Bon Appetit: CRUSHED BEETS WITH LEMON VINAIGRETTE


11 Feb 20:54

Man With Rare Penis Disorder Says He Only Has 100 Orgasms Left

by Graham Gremore
Darius Wadia

this is the worst thing I've ever heard.

A 34-year-old man claims he only has 100 orgasms left before he’s going to permanently lose the ability to get an erection, thanks to a rare erectile dysfunction condition.

“I have a finite amount of real, working, orgasm-capable erections remaining,” the man, who goes by the initials R.L.S., writes in to the website BroBible. “They estimate I have about a hundred [orgasms] left.”

R.L.S. says he suffers from a rare disorder called idiopathic fibrosis.

“Basically, there’s a reservoir in your penis that fills with blood when you have an erection,” he explains. “In my case, every time I get hard, it causes an autoimmune reaction, which causes a scar tissue build-up in the reservoir. Ultimately, the scar tissue will make it impossible to ever get a boner again.”

R.L.S. says he was “blindsided” by the diagnosis, saying it completely changed his life in an instant.

“It’s like hearing you have six months to live,” he writes.

R.L.S. wrote to BroBible hoping someone — anyone — could help shed more light on his condition. Therapy and medication, he says, had not helped and that he’s been traveling through the five stages of grief. Though he has accepted his fate, he noted that he still isn’t entirely sure how to cope with it all.

“Masturbation’s obviously out of the question,” he says. “And lately, I’m terrified of sex itself.”

R.L.S. confesses that the last time he had sex, he almost had a meltdown.

“I burst into a cold sweat and my chest felt like it was gonna cave in on itself,” he writes. “Since then I’ve been chaste as a fucking nun, but I toss and turn all night with crazy, disturbing sex dreams, and now I’m worried that I’ll lose a nut to a wet dream.”

The 34-year-old says he hopes to embark on a “farewell tour” before losing the ability to orgasm ever again. We wish him all the best.

h/t: Raw Story

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Graham Gremore is a columnist and contributor for Queerty. Follow him on Facebook and Twitter.

 

11 Feb 20:48

Samsung's Galaxy S6 will have a wrap-around display, says Bloomberg

by Steve Dent
Darius Wadia

There's a good chance this is my next phone.

Samsung thinks the unusual curved screen adorning its Galaxy Note Edge is the way to combat its sliding smartphone fortunes, according to a report from Bloomberg. It said the Korean company will release a 5.1-inch Galaxy S6 that will curve down both ...
11 Feb 01:34

Snowboarder Records Moment the Mountain Cracks Beneath Him in an Avalanche: VIDEO

by Andy Towle
Darius Wadia

nothing terrifying to see here.

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Snowboarder Sorin Radu was making a run down Papusa Mountain in Gorj, Romania this week when he had an unexpected visitor in the form of an avalanche.

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Radu was wearing a GoPro3+ camera which captured the moment the snow crust began to break and ripple all around him, eventually sweeping him up in the deluge of white powder.

Radu lived to post the video to YouTube.

Watch his ride, AFTER THE JUMP...

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Longer version:

11 Feb 01:26

Apple invests in a solar farm that can power 60,000 homes

by Jon Fingas
Darius Wadia

$848 million, great! Call me when they build another 90 of them with that mountain of cash they have.

Apple makes much ado about using clean energy sources to power its buildings these days, and it just put its money where its mouth is... a lot of money. The company is investing a whopping $848 million in a First Solar plant in California's Monterey ...
10 Feb 22:35

Lamb with Easy Tzaziki

by Darius
Darius Wadia

i'm going to keep posting these here until you bitches like my page on facebook. and on twitter. and instagram.

Happy Monday, everyone!

Weekends are always busier than I like them to be.  There are cars to be washed, hair to be cut, groceries to be bought, and TV to catch up on.  This Sunday I helped a friend move to a new apartment, which cut into my usual Sunday-Culinary-Experimentation time, but that just meant I needed to find a simpler recipe to try out.  Fortunately, Ina Garten to the rescue!  (If someone could please sketch an image of her with a cape, I’d absolutely put that in my kitchen).

In Make it Ahead, Ina has a recipe for Lamb with Easy Tzaziki that is simple, and ready in just over 30 minutes!  Just what I was looking for after a long day of (watching other people do most of the) moving.

Lamb is a very polarizing protein.  Personally, I love it, though I know for a lot of people it’s too rich and game-flavored.  But the nice thing about it is that you have to try really hard to overcook it, which means if you forget to set a timer, chances are you’ll still have a delicious piece of meat.

First you whirl together some garlic, rosemary, oregano, and olive oil.

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Then you spread it on the lamb, and put it in the oven at a high heat and forget to take a picture of it for your blog.

While you’re waiting, you work on the tzaziki, which is much easier than you think. You put the following in a bowl: grated cucumber, greek yogurt, garlic, dill, sour cream, lemon juice, white wine vinegar, salt and pepper.

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A quick mix and:

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It looks great, right?  Cool and refreshing.  Except for the fact that I over-salted it.  Whoops!  Still delicious though.

Okay, the lamb is done!

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How dreamy is that? It was perfectly done too. All that’s left is to roast some vegetables and put it on a plate:

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The combination of the herby lamb and fresh tzaziki is divine, and it’s hard to believe all that flavor is created in such a short amount of time.  It was so quick I had time to make a cocktail while I was waiting for the lamb to finish, and really, isn’t that the most important thing?

Buy Make it Ahead here!


06 Feb 16:43

UK court rules that GCHQ unlawfully spied on British citizens

by Matt Brian
Darius Wadia

Forget the article, this building is rad!

Ever since its surveillance tactics were thrust into the public spotlight, GCHQ has had a lot of questions to answer over its reported spying on British citizens. It hasn't exactly been forthcoming with information, but the Investigatory Powers Tribu...
06 Feb 16:42

Control your Mac by pointing your finger with ControlAir

by Matt Brian
If you're sitting at your Mac right now, there's a fairly high chance that you'll be listening to music. Normally, if you want to skip between tracks, you'd use the keyboard shortcuts that line the top of your Apple keyboard. But what if you could co...
06 Feb 06:15

Stop Your Glasses from Slipping Off Your Face with Ponytail Holders

by Melanie Pinola
Darius Wadia

This is a great tip THAT I WON'T NEED SOON BECAUSE I'M GETTING LASIK IN A FEW MONTHS.

Stop Your Glasses from Slipping Off Your Face with Ponytail Holders

My favorite pair of eyeglasses have had a terrible tendency of slipping off my nose when I looked down. The simple tool that finally has them staying put: ponytail holders.

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05 Feb 06:42

Wishlist Wednesday

by Darius
Darius Wadia

That's right, I'm shamelessly promoting my own blog and gay agenda on here.

This week we want everything from salami, to cocktails, to adorkable mugs.

1.  Olympic Provisions Salami of the Month Club

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Salami is one of my favorite things.  If you have it on a charcuterie plate at a party, I have to stop myself from eating it all.  So what could be better than receiving a new salami every month? Portland-based Olympic Provisions’ Salami of the Month Club is perfect for your meat-loving friend (me).

Buy it here.

2.  Alien Sightings Salt & Pepper Set

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It’s just like an alien invasion but instead of destroying the planet, this UFO brings some otherworldly flavor.

Available at Dot & Bo.

3. Pacific Pickle Works Bloody Mary Elixir

Bloody Mary Elixir

I took a class at The Cocktail Lab late last year, all about making the perfect Bloody Mary.  It was a great time, met some really great people, and most importantly discovered Pacific Pickle Works.  In addition to making amazing pickles, they make this Bloody Mary Elixir that is phenomenal.  It’s everything you want in a Bloody Mary, just add your favorite tomato juice.  I took this little bottle home for the holidays, and my family enjoyed it for days.  I want to add it to everything I cook, it’s that good.

Available at The Cocktail Lab, or at Pacific Pickle Works.

4. Penguin Cocktail Shaker

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Speaking of The Cocktail Lab, my new favorite store, this Penguin Cocktail Shaker stares at me every time I walk in, daring me to take him home.  I’ve resisted his charms so far, but one day I’ll probably give in.

You can take him home from here.

5. Tea Rex Mug

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CAN. YOU. STAND IT??!!!

There are two things I love in life: Dinosaurs, and a good pun.  Actually a third thing: mugs.  My boyfriend will tell you I have too many mugs, and I say not enough!  Honestly I can’t stand how cute this is and I might just go buy it right now.  TEA REX!  RARRRRRR!


03 Feb 04:43

The end is reportedly near for RadioShack

by Billy Steele
Reports of RadioShack's demise are nothing new, but now it seems like the electronics retailer may be done for good. Bloomberg reports that company is in talks with Sprint to hand over around half of its remaining stores to the wireless company. The ...