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25 Jun 17:01

TV Club: True Blood: “Jesus Gonna Be Here”

by Carrie Raisler
Nicholas Hoffmann

Yup, that's about it.

“You’re a lost sheep, ain’t you?”

This line, shared between two minor characters who have no import and yet for some reason share entire scenes together in this premiere episode, pretty much sums up True Blood these days. This is a show so stuck in a quagmire of nonsense that it introduced a ridiculous six-month time jump in last season’s finale to get out of the nonsense—and yet when the show picks up here, it becomes instantly clear it is still stuck in a quagmire of nonsense, just six months later. Welcome to True Blood’s final season, where at least the nonsense has a short shelf life!

The biggest issue with True Blood at this point in its lifespan is that it’s essentially stopped delivering on all the things that made it unique in the HBO landscape of shows. True Blood was never the ...

23 Jun 16:22

Absurd Creature of the Week: The Ferocious Bug That Sucks Prey Dry and Wears Their Corpses

by Matt Simon
If one thing is true about human beings, from the Mayans to the Chinese to the Celts, it’s that we just can’t help decapitating our enemies and putting their disembodied heads to “good” use. Certain peoples believe the heads provide spirit to the community, others use them to intimidate their foes, and still others shrink […]






20 Jun 16:15

Newswire: Here are Ben And Jerry’s first two Saturday Night Live flavors

by Sean O'Neal

Last week it was announced that Ben And Jerry’s would be launching a series of flavors inspired by Saturday Night Live sketches—a union that made perfect sense, in that with both SNL sketches and Ben And Jerry’s, no one ever knows when to stop. Speculation ran rampant as to what classic characters and memorable moments from the show’s incredible 40-year history would be loosely translated into the ice-cream manufacturer’s two-dozen or so ingredients. As it turns out, instead they went with Gilly.

The sketch in which Kristen Wiig wears a wig and contorts her face—no, not that one—is the genesis of Gilly’s Catastrophic Crunch, which has a marshmallow swirl “as frantic and mischievous as the flavor’s namesake.” (Mmmm…. frantic.) Also like its namesake, it’s absolute overkill: That marshmallow swirl wends its impish, spastic way around both chocolate and sweet cream ...

02 Jun 18:09

Cute Baby Tortoises Are the Size of Dimes

by John Farrier
Nicholas Hoffmann

Click the Zooborns link.

The Adelaide Zoo in Australia recently had a litter of Western Swamp Tortoises. When fully grown, they'll probably be about 5 inches long. But for now, the 4 hatchlings are each about the size of an Australian dime. They're eating brine shrimp and mosquito larvae. You can see more photos of them at Zooborns.

There aren't many Western Swamp Tortoises left. The Adelaide Zoo now has 11. The Perth Zoo has a few. There are about 200 in the Ellen Brook Reserve and Twin Swamp Reserve in Western Australia.

09 May 18:53

In This Zelda-Style Game, You Hack the Source Code With Your Sword

by Laura Hudson
I was a little bit intimidated when I sat down to play Hack 'n' Slash, a Legend of Zelda-style adventure that challenges you to solve puzzles by actually reprogramming the game.






15 Apr 00:36

How It Should Have Ended: Frozen

by John Farrier
Nicholas Hoffmann

This is accurate.


(Video Link)

The comedy writers at HISHE have produced their best parody video yet.

Obviously Frozen could have had few complications if only Anna and Elsa's parents had demonstrated basic parenting sense. But HISHE goes even further, suggesting a crossover movie that we all want to see.

I won't say any more, lest I spoil it for you.

-via Tor

11 Apr 15:32

Heartbleed Explanation

Nicholas Hoffmann

lol at the hovertext

Are you still there, server? It's me, Margaret.
04 Apr 15:45

Game of Thrones Fans Can Tweet to Bring Down Joffrey

by Stew Shearer

SKY TV New Zealand has built a statue of King Joffrey that Game of Thrones fans can destroy with their Tweets.

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24 Mar 15:56

The (Robotic) Sex Industry of the Future

by Joel Fernando
Nicholas Hoffmann

Futurama IS HAPPENING!

A recent robot expo in Germany reminded the Internet that hydraulically powered stripper bots exist, but futurists have long been anticipating the high-tech sex industry of the future.

24 Mar 15:54

The Humor Code

by Peter McGraw

Over the past five years, at the Leeds School of Business at the University of Colorado, Boulder, researchers have been giving subjects some funny tasks. Rate the comedy of a joke about a kitten used as a sex toy. Appraise the humor of Hot Tub Time Machine clips while sitting at various distances from the screen. Watch, on repeat, a YouTube video of a guy driving a motorcycle into a fence and indicate when it stops being amusing. This is the work of the Humor Research Lab, also known as HuRL, founded by professor Peter McGraw to answer what is actually a very serious question: What, exactly, makes things funny?

21 Mar 17:31

Answers

Stanford sleep researcher William Dement said that after 50 years of studying sleep, the only really solid explanation he knows for why we do it is 'because we get sleepy'.
20 Mar 14:57

Game of Thrones Might "Need" a Movie to Finish the Series

by Stew Shearer
Nicholas Hoffmann

GoT is getting out of control. I do not see good things in the future.

George R.R. Martin believes a feature length, high budget film might be necessary to "tie things up" for Game of Thrones.

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17 Mar 17:08

This Empty Lotion Bottle Is a Game Controller, Because Why Not

by Daniel Feit
This Empty Lotion Bottle Is a Game Controller, Because Why Not
How do you make your game stand out in a room full of innovative projects at BitSummit, Japan's indie game festival? Well, you could make a controller out of a plastic bottle of hand lotion.






13 Mar 13:38

Types of Editors

m-x machineofdeath-mode
10 Mar 04:11

The Cutest Trilogy Shirts Ever!

by Alex Santoso


Hope by SilverBaX

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10 Mar 04:10

The Jewishness of Dungeons & Dragons

by John Farrier

(Photo: Janet Galore)

In a fascinating article for Tablet, a Jewish magazine, Liel Leibovitz argues that playing Dungeons & Dragons is a good analogy for the Jewish religious experience:

The first thing you need to know about D&D is that it takes place entirely in your head. It’s not a computer game. There’s no board, no visuals, only a manual, a few chewed-up pencils, and stacks of papers on which to record your statistical progress. Everything you do, from attacks on monsters to attempts at magic spells, is determined by the aforementioned dice. It’s hopelessly procedural, deeply detailed, wonderfully abstract, and decidedly conducive to argumentation. It is, in other words, a wholly Jewish experience.

Leibovitz remembers one gaming session in which some players argued with the Dungeon Master over the legality of one of his decisions. They cited the rules at length and ultimately persuaded the Dungeon Master to reverse his ruling. This experience, Leibovitz asserts, is quintessentially Jewish:

It hardly occurred to us at the time—adolescents aren’t known for their facility with insight—but we were engaging in more than a mere pastime for the socially awkward and the romantically inept. In the best tradition of rabbinic Judaism, we were studying in a small group, with an authoritative but by no means infallible scholar as our guide. We were being told a story—all good Dungeon Masters craft compelling ones, often based on existing campaigns but sometimes largely innovative—and the only way for us to follow that story, to be a part of it, was by following the rules. Or not following them: In the proud Jewish tradition of questioning and defiance, D&D allowed for, even encouraged, players to query one another, to cast doubt, to demand satisfaction. It provided a codex but acknowledged that the game only got interesting when players sought to interpret, adapt, or reject the rules, not follow them blindly. It offered clearly prescribed campaigns but allowed both human ingenuity and blind luck, represented by all those funky dice, to meddle with and reshape destiny. You don’t have to be a rabbi to realize that these are precisely the things religion does; in Avi’s room, strewn with pizza crusts and thoughts of monsters, we got the finest theological education.

-via Jeremy Barker

05 Mar 22:43

Francis Ford Coppola Reveals Every ‘Godfather’ Film Took Place In Same Narrative World

LOS ANGELES—Saying that he always intended for the films’ events to fit into a single linear timeline, director Francis Ford Coppola revealed in an interview this week that The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, and The Godfath...
    






20 Feb 14:19

Available for a Limited Time Only

by Eric Holthaus

Last week, my wife and I headed north from our Wisconsin home to the shore of frozen Lake Superior. There, we found ourselves a palace of ice and snow at the edge of the largest freshwater lake in the world—an increasingly rare sight in an era of warming climates.

06 Feb 23:20

Baby Hippo and Dogs Are Best Friends

by John Farrier

(Photos: Born Free)

Conservation Lower Zambezi, a wildlife conservation organization in Zambia, found Douglas the hippopotamus when he was just 2 weeks old. His mother had abandoned him, so they took him in. He now lives at Chipembele Wildlife Rescue and, apparently thinking that he’s in an old Disney movie, has befriended two terriers named Molly and Coco.

Even at such a young age, Douglas was a big fellow and needed 6 men to carry him out of a plane when he arrived at Chipembele. When he’s fully grown, he could be 15 feet long and weigh 8,000 pounds. I wonder if he’ll still be able to play with Molly and Coco then.

-via 22 Words

03 Feb 14:40

D&D Yoga Class Features Workout Based on Dice Rolling, Goblin Slaying

by Robert Stoneback

Dungeons & Dragons gets rolled into a night of meditative exercises.

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01 Feb 00:42

Newswire: IFC posts some “hardcore soothing” web-only Portlandia sketches

by John Teti

The fourth season of Portlandia premieres late next month—February 27, to be exact—but for now, IFC is priming the pump with a handful of online-exclusive “Tailgating Prairie Home Companion” sketches. As far as Portlandia subject matter goes, an assembly of fanatical Garrison Keillor aficionados is red meat—organic, locally farmed, grass-fed, antibiotic-free red meat—and the show’s sharp eye for subcultural idiosyncrasies is on display in the first sketch. Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein reminisce about past Companion moments like a surprise appearance by Fresh Air’s Terry Gross (“some people peed their pants”) before everyone hunkers down for a dull report about Brazil’s economy, because that is what’s on NPR 60 percent of the time.

That segment will air on Portlandia proper in March, but IFC’s website has four other sketches ...

24 Jan 17:46

Candace Cameron Bure Wants to Balance Your Full House

by Ruth Graham

Remember Mike Seaver? Once upon a time, Kirk Cameron was known only as his Growing Pains character, a teen troublemaker with a heart of gold. That was before Cameron blasted gay marriage on CNN, debated atheists on Nightline, and distributed copies of On the Origin of Species with an introduction connecting Charles Darwin to Adolf Hitler. Cameron’s name now stands for fundamentalist fervor, and Mike Seaver is, in effect, no more.

17 Jan 18:16

Comic: Thanks, Lord

by tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho)
New Comic: Thanks, Lord
13 Jan 14:50

Barf Through the Apocalypse in This Fantastic New Card Game

by Ryan Rigney
Nicholas Hoffmann

Lorelle. Must play.

Barf Through the Apocalypse in This Fantastic New Card Game
If you've ever wanted to chew a Tire of Doom and spew Laser Teeth for glory, the board game Guts of Glory is for you.
    






10 Jan 20:59

Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown

Nicholas Hoffmann

this is my life.

VIRGINIA BEACH, VA—Having driven to Virginia Beach to visit his sister for a brief vacation, fast food consumer and Pennsylvania native Don Turnbee expressed his interest Friday in eating at Carl’s Jr., a fast food chain not readily available ...
    






02 Jan 20:52

Movies Passing the Bechdel Test for Sexism Earned More in 2013

by Stew Shearer

Blockbusters that passed the Bechdel Test did better overall in 2013 than those that failed.

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30 Dec 19:44

Scientists Use Jellyfish DNA to Engineer a Glow-in-the-Dark Pig

by Josh Engen
Nicholas Hoffmann

Lorelle. Watch the video.

A team of Chinese scientists has successfully created a small herd of glow-in-the-dark piglets.

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30 Dec 16:17

12-Year-Old Stays Up to Play Games, Saves Family From Fire

by Stew Shearer
Nicholas Hoffmann

12 year old with the porn-star-iest name possible...

Jaxxyn Wood of Danville, KY alerted his family to a fire he noticed while playing videogames at 3:30 in the morning.

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19 Dec 20:53

Teaching Isn’t Rocket Science. It’s Harder.

by Ryan Fuller

A version of this post originally appeared on TeacherPop, the blog of Teach for America corps members.

19 Dec 18:17

Minecraft Mad Genius Creates 3D Color Printer With Redstone

by Brett Slabaugh

Minecraft is slowly approaching the singularity, and people like this crafter are only speeding things along.

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