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04 May 00:35

leannewoodfull: lutefisktacoandbeer: kittymudface: It gets...



leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

03 May 23:37

arcaneimages: Greg Manchess



arcaneimages:

Greg Manchess
03 May 21:33

Toe Kick Vacuums May Be the Most Genius Kitchen Invention Ever

by Cambria Bold
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I realize the title of this post is the very definition of hyperbolic, but I allow myself to bask in hyperbole when I come across something that's clearly straight out of the Genius Factory. (You know the one — it's the same factory, I presume, that produced this nibble pan and this whisk tealight holder.)

Toe kick vacuums — also called baseboard vacuums, or automatic dustpans — are technology's answer to the fine line of dirt that brooms and dustpans always (always, always!) leave behind. Here's how they work, and why ideally every kitchen would have one.

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01 May 19:56

Lucy Hilmer photographs herself every year on her birthday,...



Lucy Hilmer photographs herself every year on her birthday, wearing nothing but her white Lollipop underpants, shoes, and socks. She’s been doing this for 40 years, since her 29th birthday. In 2015 she will be 70. 

1978, 1987, 1988, 1992, 1995, 2001, 2004, 2008, 2012

01 May 19:55

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01 May 18:17

Things From Our Childhood That Should Have Killed Us

"If you remember a time when playgrounds were practically designed to break bones and picking gravel out of your knees was a weekly occurrence, these stories will surely stir up some fond memories."
29 Apr 20:46

"Boy, Are You.."

by Casey Johnston
by Casey Johnston

Boy, are you WiFi? Because if I have to pay for your ass I'm out.

Boy, are you Bluetooth? Because you forget about me if I'm more than 20 feet away.

Boy, are you USB? Because I always have to try three times before it goes in.

Boy, are you dial-up? Because you're too slow to call.

Boy, are you a targeted ad? Because it's really fucking creepy how you show up everywhere I go.

Boy, are you Windows? Because of course you want me back, but I've been hurt.

Boy, are you a listicle? Because you make a really big deal about stating the obvious.

Boy, are you AIM? Because you peaked in high school.

Boy, are you Hotmail? Because the only people who fuck with you don't know any better.

Boy, are you Yahoo search results? Because you have no idea what I need.

Boy, are you MyIdol? Because everyone loves you but I personally don't get it.

Boy, are you the Internet? Because you pretend the reason for your existence isn't porn.

Boy, are you a Keynote presentation? Because I love you but I can't take you anywhere.

Boy, are you a .iso? Because I have to mount you before you'll do anything for me.

Boy, are you Comic Sans? Because you're too hard to read.

Boy, are you Sega? Because you no longer have consoles but you're still all about games.

Boy, are you Nintendo? Because you're treating me like I'm eight years old.

Boy, are you a 3.5-inch floppy? Because you're 3.5 inches and floppy.

Casey Johnston is an editor for The Wirecutter and gets paid in exposure to freelance for Twitter dot com

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29 Apr 20:35

spoopy-sherlock: giraffesandtheclap: gsfsoul: That looks like...



spoopy-sherlock:

giraffesandtheclap:

gsfsoul:

That looks like the “gods” are having a rave in the clouds

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud

29 Apr 18:52

Alejandro Cervantes wanted to show off in front of a chick and...



Alejandro Cervantes wanted to show off in front of a chick and went to bullfight in the field totally naked. However, the bull took it seriously, and Alejandro almost lost his manliness. He thanks Saint James with this retablo for the recovery.

29 Apr 18:44

That's not how you put it

29 Apr 03:53

OF COURSE I've seen it.

29 Apr 03:00

Children’s eye injuries from nonpowder guns on the rise

Cary

Mom was right! It'll put your eye out, kid.

Over 3000 children were treated in U.S. emergency departments in 2012 for eye injuries related to paintball guns, airsoft guns, BB guns and pellet guns, which are popular non-powder guns. A new report analyzes the trends in hospital admissions associated with different types of firearms and suggests regulations that can help prevent serious injuries.
28 Apr 20:40

A Mammoth Mitten

by Brian Switek

Every Thanksgiving, before she sets the turkey in the oven, Tracey and I go to the zoo to see the elephants smash giant pumpkins. The “Great Pumpkin Stomp” never disappoints. The pachyderms squash with tusk and foot, busting the oversized fruit into chewable chunks. And aside from the vegetable carnage, the event is an excellent opportunity to admire the elephant’s trunk.

When Christie the African elephant wandered near the fence to chaw on one of the larger pumpkins during last year’s stomp, I was mesmerized by the dexterity of her nose – the subtle expansion and contraction of muscle that let her carefully feel around the rind for the right edge as well as get enough of a grip to rip off a loosened piece and lift it to her grinders. And, as often happens in such situations, my thoughts turned to the prehistoric. How wonderful it must have been to watch the grace and power of a mammoth’s trunk.

I’m 4,000 years too late to watch mammoths wield their useful appendage, but, being that they disappeared practically yesterday, paleontologists have uncovered several woolly mammoths with trunks still intact. One such mammoth, nicknamed Yuka, was pulled from the permafrost near the Kondratievo River in 2010, and now paleontologist V.V. Plotnikov and colleagues have described how the woolly mammoth’s trunk differed from those of living elephants.

Plans for Yuka’s exhibition led Plotnikov and coauthors to examine the young mammoth’s preserved trunk. The plan was to take her intact skin and “produce a full-size stuffed mammoth, like that of the Berezovskii mammoth”, which had been mounted over a century ago. This effort is what let the researchers pick up their scalpels, excision knives, and trident hooks to dissect the amazing appendage.

Yuka’s trunk wasn’t exactly as it had been in life. Her skin shriveled during the dry process, reducing her trunk’s length from 40 inches to 32 inches over nine months. Still, despite the shrinkage, much of the trunk’s internal and external landmarks could be seen. For example, the end of Yuka’s trunk had two finger-like projections that were longer than those of modern elephants. These “digitiform processes” are thought to have afforded mammoths a finer grip on the grasses they grazed on as they trundled over the frigid steppe.

The trunk of a modern elephant (top) compared to that of a woolly mammoth (bottom). From Plotnikov et al., 2015.

The trunk of a modern elephant (top) compared to that of a woolly mammoth (bottom). From Plotnikov et al., 2015.

But the most striking difference between Yuka’s trunk and those of the pumpkin-smashing elephants that inspired this post was a strange expansion of flesh about a third of the way up the trunk. Flaps of skin on either side make a shape reminiscent of a cobra’s hood, Plotnikov and coauthors report, and this has been seen on two other mammoths, as well. What was this for?

Plotnikov and colleagues propose two, non-mutually exclusive ideas. The one they spend the most time considering is that the flaps acted as a snow heater. In the depths of winter, mammoths may have had a difficult time finding unfrozen water. In a pinch, they could have curled a little snowball into their trunk and the warmth of the expanded surfaces would have melted the snow. Not that such a biological heater would have only been useful for staying hydrated. The beasts could have curled the tips of their trunks back up into this pocket – a cozy “fur mitten” that would have allowed mammoths to avoid frostbite on their dextrous snouts.

Of course, in trying to reconstruct the lives of extinct creatures, we’re left with the question of what an animal could do with what it actually did. In many cases, we’re constrained by the limits of what bones and traces fossils can tell us. But with mammoths, there’s at least a slim hope that we might find out if the elephants used their trunks in the ways Plotnikov and coauthors propose. Cave artists were apparently as taken with mammoths as we are, and their illustrations have helped provide an independent check on what the living animals looked like. Perhaps the answer for what the mammoth mitten was used for doesn’t rest in anatomy, but in art.

Reference:

Plotnikov, V., Maschenko, E., Pavlov, I., Protopopov, A., Boeskoro, G., Petrova, A. 2015. New data on trunk morphology in the woolly mammoth, Mammuthus primigenius (Blumenbach). Palaeontological Journal. 49, 2: 200-210. doi: 10.1134/S0031030115020070

28 Apr 20:20

Shaking Someone Down for His Password

by schneier

A drug dealer claims that the police leaned him over an 18th floor balcony and threatened to kill him if he didn't give up his password. One of the policemen involved corroborates this story.

This is what's known as "rubber-hose cryptanalysis," well-described in this xkcd cartoon.

28 Apr 20:20

LG G4 Phone

It's not yet another unibody aluminum handset. And that's totally fine by us. The LG G4 Phone differentiates itself from the crowd using a subtly curved body with a back...

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28 Apr 18:18

Good design (and serial numbers)

by Seth Godin

Bosch puts the serial number for its dishwashers on the side of the door, not the top. Which means that 50% of the time, if the device is mounted in a corner, it's impossible to see the serial number.

Most companies use 0 and o and O in their serial numbers, as well as 1 and I. If they used nothing but letters, words in fact, there'd be no confusion. Make a list of 1000 short words, use each word twice and you have a million numbers. FISHY-LASSO, for example. Easy to remember, hard to screw up.

And there might be a reason to use really small type, but it's hard for me to understand why.

Of course, serial numbers are merely a symptom. I'm not particularly ranting about them. Design is about function. Everything we do has a job, and if it's designed properly, the job will get done well.

When we think about what might go wrong, we're more likely to design something that goes right. 

[PS just found out about 3 words]

       
28 Apr 18:12

You Can Make This Snickerdoodle Mug Cake in One Minute — Delicious Links

by Ariel Knutson
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Crazy doughnut-cake-cookie desserts might be trendy on Pinterest right now, but desserts you can make in a mug in the microwave are the secret superstars of the social media platform. It sounds too good to be true, but yes, you can make an individual dessert in no time that really doesn't taste half bad.

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28 Apr 18:04

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28 Apr 17:22

Mark Ruffalo fields the lame questions co-star Scarlett Johansson gets — and his answers are gold

by Travis Gettys
Actor Mark Ruffalo made good on his promise to take on vapid and sexist questions for co-star Scarlett Johansson as they promote the latest “Avengers” movie. Johnansson had complained during the press junket for the previous installment that Robert Downey Jr. was asked “existential questions” while ...
28 Apr 03:54

Created In Our Image

by brent

28 Apr 03:40

stfueverything: ramsexalicious: mrscriss2012: This is my son,...



stfueverything:

ramsexalicious:

mrscriss2012:

This is my son, Chester, who is nearly 4. He was invited to his friend Chloe’s birthday party today, the theme was prince and princesses. He asked if he could go as Sleeping Beauty, so I bought him a dress and put a cute little clip in his hair.

We arrived at the party to the following comments from the adults present:
“Oh that is just cruel.”

“Why did you make him wear a dress?”

“Poor little man, what’s your mummy playing at?”

“He’s going to hate you when he grows up.”

“No way I’d let my son dress like a girl.”

The fact is, Chester is almost completely gender neutral. I let him wear what he wants, be it boys or girls clothes, and he plays with whatever toys he likes. This usually involves him holding tea parties while wearing his pink Minnie Mouse top, jeans and a tiara. The guests are more often than not a mixture of Winnie The Pooh characters, dinosaurs, Barbie, Dora and solders, and they’re usually transported in his favorite fire engine.

When my husband arrived at the party later on, he was subjected to endless ridicule from the other dad’s present about how I must keep his balls in my back pocket because otherwise he would have put his foot down and not allowed Chester out like that. Oh, and by the way, our other son dressed as Ariel. When my husband pointed out that the boys were happy, and the mother of the birthday child made a point of saying how wonderful she thought it was that we allowed them freedom of choice and expression, they then stopped talking about it to our faces and started muttering about us behind our backs.

Interestingly enough, not a single child said a word about their choice of costumes, other than to compliment Chester on his new dress.

not a single child made a negative comment

not a single child made a negative comment

not a single child made a negative comment

this is important

28 Apr 02:32

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28 Apr 02:15

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28 Apr 01:45

Rocket to Russia, Ivan Mikhailov















Rocket to Russia, Ivan Mikhailov

28 Apr 01:16

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27 Apr 00:30

This is what happens when you put horizontal mirrors on a shack in the desert

26 Apr 23:36

~ Marcel Duchamp



~ Marcel Duchamp

26 Apr 07:10

Liquid Mercury Found Under Mexican Pyramid

by Soulskill
An anonymous reader writes: An archaeologist has discovered liquid mercury at the end of a tunnel beneath a Mexican pyramid, a finding that could suggest the existence of a king's tomb or a ritual chamber far below one of the most ancient cities of the Americas. Mexican researcher Sergio Gómez ... has spent six years slowly excavating the tunnel, which was unsealed in 2003 after 1,800 years. Last November, Gómez and a team announced they had found three chambers at the tunnel’s 300ft end, almost 60ft below the the temple. Near the entrance of the chambers, they a found trove of strange artifacts: jade statues, jaguar remains, a box filled with carved shells and rubber balls.

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25 Apr 22:46

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25 Apr 04:13

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Australian Hockey?