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14 Nov 17:51

Collaborative Interpretations: Reflecting on Monet’s “Weeping Willow” with ChatGPT

by Jessica Fuentes

For writers and artists, it often feels like there is a lot of importance placed on the individual, on the idea of a singular voice. However, many of us know that neither art nor life happens in a vacuum. We are all influenced and inspired by others, whether they be mentors, colleagues, family, or friends. But even beyond this realm of influence, like many others in my fields, I have dabbled with more direct forms of collaboration in both my art and my writing. From working on joint endeavors like films and photographic projects to co-authoring articles, I revel in the act of working with another person, as it brings new ideas and perspectives, and has the power to generate something bigger and better than what I alone can accomplish. 

Last fall, William Sarradet and I had a conversation about AI-generated art, and since that time, the topic has been in the back of my mind. As a person with aphantasia (the inability to visualize thoughts and memories), the use of AI-generated art offers me a chance to bring to fruition a limitless world of possibilities. As a writer, I often think about ChatGPT and the various ways it is being used: by institutions to curate exhibitions, by educators to create tests and quizzes, by social media managers to write engaging captions, by students to write essays, and even by authors to inform their work. Though weary of the sourcing of both visual and written information by AI-platforms, I am a proponent of exploring new technology. 

So, it is with some hesitation that I’ve decided to follow my interest in collaborative projects by engaging ChatGPT to assist in writing about a work of art. I’ve chosen Claude Monet’s “Weeping Willow,” one of my favorite works in the Kimbell Art Museum’s permanent collection. Aside from it being a significant later work by the artist, I also selected this piece because I assumed there would be a wealth of information online about Monet’s oeuvre for ChatGPT to pull from in its writing. 

I went to revisit the work recently and began writing a reflection on the painting. I entered the first few sentences of my thoughts into ChatGPT and let it finish the paragraph. From there, I accepted parts of what the software offered, wrote and input more, and asked for more. When the software’s writing felt out of place, (if this happened it was oftentimes either too flowery or repetitive), I would point this out and ask for something different. At various times I gave it different directives to see what it would look like for ChatGPT to “expand on” versus “rewrite and elaborate”; I similarly told it to “Keep my original words and add additional descriptions.” I continued this back-and-forth until the writing felt complete. Below, you will find the co-written article, with text offered by ChatGPT in italics to differentiate our voices.

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Over a decade ago I visited the Kimbell Art Museum with my then-six-year-old daughter, Julia. We saw, learned about, and talked about a lot of art. Though our visit was brief, it left a lasting impression on both of us. The Kimbell Art Museum’s serene ambiance and carefully curated collection provided a rich and immersive experience, fostering an appreciation for the beauty and diversity of artistic expression. One piece that particularly stood out was Claude Monet’s “Weeping Willow,” which provided an opportunity for a conversation we hadn’t broached before.

At the time, we were conducting research for my Master’s thesis on family learning in museums. Our visit to the Kimbell was more than just a casual outing; it was a calculated expedition, with our mission clear: to unearth the secrets of how families learn and bond in these informal learning institutions. We explored an array of self-guided materials, including an audio tour that was available for families. As we walked through the galleries, Julia searched for labels that had a symbol indicating there was an associated tour stop. It was a scavenger hunt in the world of art, a thrilling prospect for a child eager to explore. Each stop shared information and context about the art, and the family stops, as compared to the standard audio stops, were crafted with younger audiences in mind.

As we sat in front of Monet’s “Weeping Willow,” a calm voice on playback posed a series of thought-provoking questions, evoking what it might feel like to be seated under the tree. The questions came too quickly for us to discuss, but sparked each of our imaginations as we looked at the work. Then the voice shared some context about the place depicted in the painting and briefly touched on the deaths that affected Monet’s life at the time, including the loss of his wife and son. The two-minute tour ended by likening the colors present in the artwork — an array of layered brushstrokes ranging from deep indigo to golden yellow — to Monet’s emotions at the time. 

I remember trying to navigate Julia’s questions about death. She was just six and had not yet experienced loss in such a significant way, but still empathized with the idea of the painter losing his family members. Though this isn’t a specific memory that has stayed with Julia, likely because it was just one stop of many on the tour (which was one tour of many we did that year for my thesis), each time I revisit Monet’s “Weeping Willow” I can’t help but think about the sadness in my daughter’s voice as we spoke about the work.

A photograph of a painting by Claude Monet of a willow tree.

Claude Monet, “Weeping Willow,” 1918-19, oil on canvas, 39 1/4 x 47 1/4 inches. Kimbell Art Museum collection.

While this history always comes to mind whenever I see the painting, I also try to let myself sit with the art on my own and go beyond that experience. The piece has always drawn me in because, since I was young, I’ve always felt an affinity with trees. As a child I would climb the trees in our yard, and as an adolescent I was always looking to trees as a source of inspiration for my art. They are all around us and we live in a symbiotic relationship with them — we rely on each other as living beings to survive. Trees have also always been a strong metaphor for how I strive to live: forever grounded and forever reaching towards the sky.

This connection that I have with the subject matter, paired with Monet’s ability to captur[e] the ephemeral qualities of light, color, and atmosphere in nature, makes the painting irresistible to me. Monet’s short, broken brushstrokes and vibrant palette bring a simple scene to life with movement and vitality

On this most recent visit, I stood in front of the painting and considered the cascading leaf-filled branches. I noted how much they reminded me of the playful act of letting my hair fall in front of my face, tumbl[ing] gracefully, creating a whimsical veil to shield myself from the world… I marveled at the intimate connection between the elegant weeping willow and my own longing for seclusion, realizing how the branches, like strands of hair, served as a tender sanctuary, a silent fortress shielding Monet from the outside world, just as my own hair shielded me in moments of contemplative solitude.

A close-up photograph of a detail from a painting by Claude Monet of a willow tree.

Detail of Claude Monet, “Weeping Willow,” 1918-19, oil on canvas, 39 1/4 x 47 1/4 inches. Kimbell Art Museum collection.

I had always paid so much attention to the painting’s intricate interplay of colors, the hard divide that the tree trunk creates between cool and warm, between shadow and light, between gloom and hope. But this time I focused much more on the texture of the paint and Monet’s compositional choices. From the audio tour (the same one today as twelve years ago) and the wall label, I knew that at the time of painting this work (and the related series of nine other willows), Monet’s home was mostly empty. 

It was 1918, and while the advancing German army grew nearer, the artist was resigned to stay and meet whatever fate greeted him. But standing in front of the painting this day, looking beyond Monet’s color palette and thinking instead of the tree, which fills the canvas from edge to edge and comes out toward the viewer with a rich impasto, provided space for new considerations about the work. Each layer of paint became a tactile echo of the artist’s profound desire to hide and disappear within this fortress he created for himself.

A close-up photograph of a detail from a painting by Claude Monet of a willow tree.

Detail of Claude Monet, “Weeping Willow,” 1918-19, oil on canvas, 39 1/4 x 47 1/4 inches. Kimbell Art Museum collection.

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In truth, I didn’t really know what to expect as I embarked on this collaborative writing project. I knew where I was starting — with a painting that I enjoy and have a specific memory of, but that I admittedly do not return to often. The great thing about collaborating with another artist or writer is often the conversation that emerges in the process. The process of co-authoring articles typically begins with discussing the goal of what we are writing and, together, establishing a structure. From there, we divvy up sections of the article that each of us will take the lead on. After writing separately, we edit each other’s work and meet again to discuss larger ideas and the flow of the article. We push each other, we acknowledge each other’s work, and in doing so we create a unique thing together that at once represents our individual voices and our collective voice.

But how do you collaborate with a machine that does not have its own individual voice, but is rather already an amalgamation of voices and text it has acquired? I came to ChatGPT looking for a partner, but what I found was a tool. Sure, I could (and did) ask the software to create an outline, and I also asked it to write portions of the article (which it did), but while I could provide feedback for it, it was not a balanced collaboration. When I asked it to modify, edit, or expand on something I wrote, it simply rewrote it in “its own voice.” Of course there wasn’t a back and forth; of course there wasn’t a collaborative voice to be had, because unlike individuals, ChatGPT does not have its own perspective to lend. In its words, “As an artificial intelligence, I don’t possess personal opinions or emotions, but I can offer an analysis based on the information available.”

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11 Nov 14:13

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08 Nov 21:15

November 2, 2023 Outlook: Invest 97L running out of time and a site update!

by Matt Lanza

With the Atlantic tropics (and Pacific to a lesser extent) quieting down now, our schedule at The Eyewall will take on more of a “less regular” pattern. We will update on significant US or late season tropical weather events, and we’ll work to incorporate some suggestions for other content we can offer. For now, expect at least a post on Mondays to table set the week ahead.

Our ultimate goal is to be a daily one-stop shop for weather news and notes, with a focus on hurricanes. Sort of like “The Morning” or whatever other favorite morning newsletter you use — but for weather. So look for coverage of major storms, cold outbreaks, blizzards, etc. irregularly (for now) in the coming months.

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Invest 97L now seems unlikely to develop, but it will bring a healthy amount of rain and flooding risk to Central America in the coming days.

Invest 97L: Probably out of time to develop, but will still bring big rains to Central America

In the words of the legendary Hall & Oates, “I’m out of time.” Or at least that’s what Invest 97L is saying at this point.

Invest 97L is struggling mightily this afternoon. Development chances have dropped to a paltry 20 percent with this system as it approaches Central America.

There is an invest somewhere in here, but it seems highly unlikely to organize. (Tropical Tidbits)

And judging by the satellite picture I pinned above, even 20 percent might be generous. Whatever the case, an area of disorganized showers and thunderstorms will approach Central America over the next few days. Two things: First, credit to the European model for being very lukewarm on organization with this, whereas the GFS was quite bullish on intensity. Second, this remains a heavy rain and flooding threat for Central America and places ringing the Gulf of Honduras. Rain totals as forecast by various models continue to show anywhere from 5 to 15 inches or even more in spots. I am most concerned about the coast of Honduras, Guatemala, and Belize, as well as far northern Nicaragua.

Rain totals will be significant in Central America, even if 97L never organizes. Flash flooding, mudslides, and problems are likely in this region. (Weathernerds.org)

Rain of this magnitude will likely lead to flash flooding, as well as the potential for mudslides in these areas. And this assumes little to no organization of 97L, so as we have been highlighting, we can view this as a big time rainmaker.

Elsewhere, both the Atlantic and Pacific look quiet over the next week, with no real land issues expected.

The rest of the U.S. looks pretty quiet with no significant extremes in temperature expected over the next 5 days or so. Rain will continue but should be manageable in the Northwest. Mountain snow, not atypical for November will continue in the interior West at times.

08 Nov 21:06

Comic for 2023.11.04 - Baggy

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07 Nov 21:56

Try On

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07 Nov 21:52

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Smile

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07 Nov 21:51

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - NYT

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07 Nov 20:32

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - BAH!

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07 Nov 19:56

Doctor's Office

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07 Nov 12:05

Woman Envisioning New Life As Reclusive Widow Just Seconds After Learning Husband Has Weird Migraine

PORTLAND, ME—The entire tapestry of her future existence flashing before her eyes as her partner described his minor ailment, local woman Sandra Donaldson reportedly envisioned an entirely new life as a reclusive widow just seconds after her husband Scott mentioned he felt a weird migraine coming on. “Oh, sorry…

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07 Nov 12:05

Grandmother Suffering From Alzheimer’s Still Able To Remember All Grandchildren’s Flaws

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07 Nov 12:04

Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons

WASHINGTON—A concerning new study released Monday by the Federal Bureau of Prisons found that the nation’s poverty is growing faster than officials can build prisons. “The data shows that the number of people becoming destitute is currently outstripping our ability to set up new correctional facilities to imprison…

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07 Nov 12:04

Politicians Try To Recall How Their Constituents Feel About A Ceasefire

While it’s common knowledge that citizens have very little influence on elected officials, The Onion asked U.S. politicians how their constituents feel about a ceasefire in Gaza, and this is what they said.

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07 Nov 12:04

Department Of Transportation Reduces Commute Times By Adding Highway Nitro Strips

07 Nov 12:04

Supreme Court Rules Anyone Who Had Abortion Under Roe Must Be Re-Impregnated

WASHINGTON—In a controversial 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled Monday that any American who underwent a legal abortion under Roe v. Wade must now be re-impregnated. “Any U.S. citizen who terminated a pregnancy during the nearly 50 years that it was nationally legal must immediately report to a governmental agency…

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07 Nov 12:03

Biden Campaign Downplays Importance Of Winning Election

WASHINGTON—Responding to a recent New York Times/Siena College poll that found the president trailing Donald Trump in almost every key battleground state, officials from Joe Biden’s 2024 campaign downplayed the importance of winning the election next year. “We’re not going to waste our time fretting over the numbers…

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07 Nov 12:03

Millions Protest Worldwide To Demand Gaza Ceasefire

Pro-Palestinian demonstrators staged protests in London, Berlin, Paris, Ankara, Istanbul, and Washington on Saturday to demand a ceasefire in Gaza, where health officials say over 10,000 Palestinians have been killed in Israeli airstrikes. What do you think?

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07 Nov 12:02

‘New York Times’ Invents Entirely New Numerical System To Avoid Reporting Gazan Death Toll

06 Nov 20:09

Seven is a Hyper-Efficient Home Built EV Built for the X Prize

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06 Nov 00:11

Back-up beepers: Obnoxious, but getting better - and spreading!

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03 Nov 18:49

Report: Here’s Sam Bankman-Fried’s Stupid Little Face Again

NEW YORK—Noting that seeing another photograph of the disgraced crypto entrepreneur is just a part of life at this point, a report released Friday confirmed that here is Sam Bankman-Fried’s stupid little face again. “Guess everyone has to keep looking at this fucking thing, so here it is,” read the report in part,…

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03 Nov 18:49

Parents Annoyed Coach’s Son Gets Preferential Verbal Abuse

SWANSEA, MA—Frustration among the spectators at a local Little League game was reportedly rising Friday as the parents of the Cardinals team expressed their annoyance that the coach’s son was getting preferential verbal abuse. “The coach has screamed at his kid for screwing up five times already, and he hasn’t even…

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03 Nov 17:35

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03 Nov 17:06

can my parents contact my employer if they haven’t heard from me, getting out of a snacks rota, and more

by Ask a Manager

This post was written by Alison Green and published on Ask a Manager.

It’s four answers to four questions. Here we go…

1. Can my parents contact my employer if they haven’t heard from me?

I live far from my parents in another country (the U.S.). If my parents can’t reach me by phone for, say, two days and are worried, can they ask HR or my manager to check on me to make sure I am safe? (So that if my company can’t make contact with me either, HR could call the police to do a welfare check or go to my home?)

Two days would be much too early for your parents to contact your employer; that would be imposing on your employer in a way that isn’t reasonable unless there were highly unusual, extenuating circumstances — like you always call them at 7 pm on the dot and you missed two nights of calling and you had told them you feared for your safety because of a mountain lion prowling your backyard (I had a hard time coming up with an example that would work here, as you can see). Otherwise, since lots of people go much longer without talking to their family, contacting your employer after two days would be a prohibitively unusual burden to place on your company.

Even in those unusual circumstances, though, they’d be better off calling the police in your area to do a welfare check rather than your employer. Your employer would have the benefit of knowing if you’d been at work or not, but they won’t necessarily give that info to a non-employee who calls to ask. (And consider that some people are estranged from their family, don’t want contact with an abusive ex, simply don’t want that info shared, etc.) You could give your employer explicit permission, but even then if your family did contact HR, your parents would need to see it as a one-time thing only.

If your parents are likely to be anxious and wanting this kind of reassurance more than in a once-in-a-blue-moon true emergency, you’re better off coming up with a different system — like that you’ll always check in by Thursday each week and so there’s a problem if they haven’t heard from you by Friday, or whatever works for you.

I should note that my read of your question is that if my answer had been “yes, it’s fine for your parents to do that,” that would be okay with you. But if, instead, you don’t want your parents to do this and are worried they will anyway, you can warn HR and your boss that it might happen and let them know it’s fine to explain they can’t give that information out.

2. How much time should a manager spend on people stuff vs driving actual work?

I’m a manager of an analyst team. I report directly to our C-suite leader because of a somewhat strange org structure; most other managers in this department report to a VP. He is very focused on us executing on strategic work, but I find myself spending most of my time with my reports dealing with their interpersonal problems, or lack of motivation, or what they want for professional development, etc. We’re also entirely remote so I feel like I need to make an extra effort to focus on this since I can’t observe them at the office.

My feeling is that they won’t be able to focus on the important work if these things aren’t addressed but my boss doesn’t seem to agree on how I split my effort. It sort of makes sense that someone at his level isn’t worried about the individual people doing the work and it needs to be my job to do so. What do you think?

If you’re really spending most of your time with your staff talking about those things rather than the actual work, your boss is right that the balance is way off.

A couple of those items set off alarm bells for me too: if you’re spending significant time discussing someone’s lack of motivation, that’s a pretty big performance issue and I’d question whether you have the right people in the job. It’s of course important to create the conditions in which good hires will feel motivated (by doing things like giving them meaningful roles with real responsibility, ensuring they see the bigger picture of what their work adds up to, etc.) and you need to avoid demotivating staff by things like yelling, but beyond that if you’re spending significant time on someone’s lack of motivation, that’s not a good use of your time or energy. That amount of time on interpersonal problems worries me too; of course those will come up from time to time, but if you’re regularly focused on that with people to the extent that it’s overshadowing the actual work, that’s a sign of bigger problems too.

I’m with your boss on this one.

3. I don’t want to do a team snacks rotation

One of my colleagues has suggested to our 12-person unit that we introduce a weekly cake/snack rota where we each take turns bringing snacks to the office for the unit. I really don’t want to participate in this. First, I think office cake culture is pretty terrible for our health and diet outside of people celebrating a personal event. Second, I am a single parent to two-year old twins and I just don’t want to add to my existing chores to spend time and effort on something I disagree to begin with — even if it is only four times a year. However, I know some people in our unit love this sort of thing and can get a bit offended by those not equally willing to participate. How do I opt out in a non-offensive manner?

In theory you should just be able to say “no thanks!” and have that be respected, but since that sounds like it’s not the case, you could try one of these:

* “Oh, I’m really picky about snacks so I’ll opt out — thanks for inviting me though.”

* “I’m juggling two toddlers at home by myself and will literally burst into flames if I add any additional stuff to my list! Thanks for inviting me though.”

* “For a bunch of boring reasons, I’m not going to participate, but have fun doing it!”

Note: if your coworkers get offended by reasonable actions, there’s no magic language that will prevent that. But these are reasonable things to say. Say them cheerfully and as if of course that’ll be the end of it, hold firm if there’s any pushback (“nope, I really can’t!”), and figure that any Feelings they have about it are on them to manage.

4. I can’t reach HR about medical accommodations

I have been trying to reach out to our human resources team with no success to get accommodations. I’ve emailed twice, and my boss has emailed as well. Do you have a script that might help? I don’t want to be too forceful. I was in the hospital for two weeks. I emailed them late September and then was in the hospital part of October. I just emailed them again recently but still no reply. Any suggestions would be appreciated.

Is it an option to call? If so, do that! Whenever one method of communication isn’t working and it’s something important, you should try a different method, since sometimes that will get you better results.

But if you can only email, then try again and put this in your subject line: “Official request for accommodations under the Americans with Disabilities Act.” And then the body of your email should open with, “This is an official — and time-sensitive — request for accommodations under the Americans with Disabilities Act. I originally made this request over a month ago and have not heard back.”

Also, if there’s a way to go over the head of the person you’ve been contacting (or for your boss to), do that since a month is an unacceptably long response time. If you still don’t hear back, a lawyer may have better luck.

03 Nov 16:52

Surgeon General Warns Loneliness Epidemic Could Force More Americans To Sing Both Parts Of Karaoke Duet

WASHINGTON—In what he described as a dire situation that could lead to a public health crisis, U.S. Surgeon General Vivek Murthy warned Tuesday that the ongoing loneliness epidemic could result in more Americans being forced to sing both parts of a karaoke duet. “As chronic loneliness spreads across our nation, it…

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03 Nov 16:52

Brisk Chill In November Air Reminds Man That He Forgot To Wear Pants Today

03 Nov 16:51

Man Stands Outside Corner Store Selling Loose Doritos For A Buck

CHICAGO—Despite a crackdown by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration to discourage the practice, local man Glen Marcus was reprimanded by authorities outside of a corner store Thursday for allegedly selling loose Doritos for a dollar. “Federal law prohibits anyone from selling loose corn chips outside of the full…

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03 Nov 16:45

Rising U.S. Infant Mortality Rate Linked To Sloppy Form In Baby-Fighting Rings

HYATTSVILLE, MD—Helping to explain why the troubling statistic has increased significantly for the first time in two decades, figures from the National Center for Health Statistics released Friday showed that America’s rising infant mortality rate was linked to sloppy form in baby-fighting rings. “We’ve seen a direct…

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03 Nov 16:44

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Infinite

by Zach Weinersmith


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This remains for me one of the weirdest things that defies my ideas about math being prior to science.


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Five more days till A City on Mars drops! If you plan to buy, buying as a preorder reallllly helps us. Thanks!

03 Nov 16:42

This works for YouTubers as well lmao

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

itsbansheebitch:

This works for YouTubers as well lmao

GIMME THOSE DINOSAUR STICKERS