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Watch certified RIAA 100 million-seller(!) Rihanna’s explicit, violent, and very work unsafe music video for her recent single, “Bitch Better Have My Money”. The single, along with “American Oxygen” and “FourFiveSeconds” (featuring Kanye West and Paul ...

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Hold on to your butts: Chris Pratt predicted his Jurassic World role back in 2009

Chris Pratt is popular not only because he offers up the perfect blend of charm and kindness, but because he’s an everyman hero for all of those who’ve ever wanted to go from schlubby bit player to ripped action star. As further evidence of that, the YouTube channel Parks and Rec Clips unearthed this behind-the-scenes segment Pratt filmed for the Parks And Recreation second season DVD circa 2009.

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High school was easy. Just ask this high school senior, who said what he thought of his high school experience for posterity in his yearbook quote:

"High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire & the ground was on fire & everything was on fire because it was hell."

Wait till real life, kids. Wait till real life.

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Brooke Barker, an artist in Portland, Oregon, loves to draw and loves animals. She feels sorry for a lot of animals who lead a rough life. She illustrates those problems at Sad Animal Facts, which put an amusing spin on what our animal friends have to put up with.

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I always consider it a treat when I catch the 1981 movie Stripes on TV. When it hit theaters, it had a very few stars and a bunch of unknowns. Now it is full of stars. The film was born from Ivan Reitman’s concept of “Cheech and Chong join the army” and blossomed from there. All these years later, it’s time to learn something about what went into the making of Stripes.  

1. HAROLD RAMIS AND COLUMBIA PICTURES DID NOT WANT HAROLD RAMIS IN THE MOVIE.

With the knowledge that the studio didn’t want him, and more comfortable with writing at that point than with acting, Ramis was reluctant to play Russell. He even had Dennis Quaid (P.J. Soles’ husband at the time) read for his part. Bill Murray stepped in and insisted that he only wanted to work with Ramis.

4. THE DEFENSE DEPARTMENT LIKED THE SCRIPT.

So they gave the crew a ton of access, including allowing Ivan Reitman and company to shoot in Fort Knox and letting real troops play extras.

Well, that’s just a taste. You can get the full list, with links to longer explanations, at mental_floss. That’s the facts, Jack!  

People will look at you funny if you wear a normal life jacket everywhere.  And, honestly, it gets bulky and cumbersome. The Kingii is a better option. It fits onto a wrist. There’s a pull lever that activates a CO2 tank, which inflates a small bag. It’s bright orange and has a whistle, which can hopefully signal rescuers. There’s a compass in case you have to navigate on your own. Now if you suddenly find yourself if the water, you’ve got a better chance of surviving. And the strangers at the mall who laughed at you will be drowning while you’re still alive and safe.

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How does Saturday’s UFC Fight Night 189 headliner play out? With the help of NOS, we caught up with famed trainer Firas Zahabi to break it down.

In the highlight anticipated interim featherweight title bout, Chad Mendes (17-2 MMA, 8-2 UFC) takes on Conor McGregor (17-2 MMA, 5-0 UFC) at Las Vegas’ MGM Grand Garden Arena.

Ahead of the pay-per-view headliner, Tristar Gym head coach Zahabi discusses each fighter’s strengths and what we can expect to see in a fight he says “could change the face of the UFC.”

Check it out above.

And for more on UFC 189, check out the UFC Rumors section of the site.

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me: congratulations, his name is bark ruffalo and he loves you

You can’t help it, overtime you’re on a rollercoaster you stick your arms out and up even though there is a fear that they will somehow be torn off during an unexpected turn or drop in the ride. I know I feel this way overtime I ride Space Mountain at Disneyland. So how does Disney ensure that park guests never lose a limb on their attractions? The answer is something called the “Envelope of Protection”. Learn what the Disney Envelope of Protection device is and see it in action, after the jump.

This story comes about after the recent news that Disney Parks would be banning Selfie Sticks. The dangers of guests waving around a 3-foot stick in a speeding vehicle full of passengers should be obvious, but Disney had to take a stance after a Disney California Adventure guest whipped out a selfie stick near the top of their fast rollercoaster Screamin.

This prompted a post on reddit’s r/offbeat (found via LAist) by a user claiming to be a Disneyland employee castbmember. EnglishMobster revealed that Disney has ensured the safety of park guests on their attractions is a device/process called the “Envelope of Protection”:

We have a thing called the “Envelope of Protection.” Basically, all attractions made since 1965 are designed in such a way that the human body cannot reach out and touch anything — here’s a vehicle they use to test this (that’s from Walt Disney World in Florida, but California uses the same concepts). This means that when a rollercoaster is going 45 MPH, you can have your hands out and you won’t get hit (it’s not a good idea to test that, however — we do tell you to keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle at all times).

What does the “Envelope of Protection” look like? Here are a couple videos of it in action on the Seven Dwarf’s Mine Train ride, a fairly recent edition to Disney World’s Fantasyland:

I always assumed Disney and any amusement park had a test for this, but for some reason I just believed it was figured out in a computer simulation somewhere. It’s weird seeing the cobbled together medieval-looking device in action.

Of course, a selfie stick effectively adds an extra three or four feet to your arm radius in any direction, which is why Disney banned the accessory from rides and then the parks. EnglishMobster explains the obvious risk presented:

When you’re going 45 MPH, that can seriously damage the attraction and your phone/camera. The selfie stick will likely fly out of your hands and in a worst-case scenario can either hit someone else on the ride (injuring them) or land on the track and derail the sled behind you. One of our largest rollercoasters derailed because someone’s backpack fell out once, and we don’t want to risk a selfie stick causing the same issues.

The Disney Parks originally put signs up banning the use of selfie sticks on certain rides.

We originally tried banning them on rides where they could affect some show element or impact part of the ride — any ride with animatronics that could be poked, and any ride moving relatively fast through areas your selfie stick could hit. People still kept bringing them on the rides and kept dangling them out of the ride vehicles — and again, if your selfie stick hit something, it could endanger the safety of yourself and those around you. If we saw it come out, we had to stop the ride and ask you to put it away. Some rides can’t restart very easily and can take a couple hours before they reopen — which, of course, is an inconvenience to other guests.

EnglishMobster also reassures us that Disney didn’t make the ruling to protect photos of backstage areas, rightfully pointing out that guests have a lot of oppurtunities to see the backstage areas without the aid of selfie sticks.

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In Marvel’s latest feature film Ant-Man, our titular hero has the power to shrink down to the size of an ant, not to mention being able to communicate with the little insects, and also use their impressive strength. But the film’s star, Paul Rudd, has another super power, but it’s pretty gross.

In a recent interview, the star of Anchorman and This is 40 simply couldn’t stop farting. The interviewer tried to move on, but giggling and “tooting” continued, making for a rather unique experience in movie promotion. It sounds gross, but it’s actually hilarious. Watch Paul Rudd farting during an Ant-Man interview below!

Here’s the gaseous Ant-Man interview with Paul Rudd from Clevver Movies:

All right, so Rudd isn’t really farting, but I absolutely love that he just didn’t stop messing with the flatulent chair. It certainly made for a much more interesting junket interview than we normally get out of these short Q&A stints with the same questions about co-stars, uncomfortable superhero suits, and all the same questions that get tossed around.

Plus, you can already find out plenty about Ant-Man thanks to our set visit to the Marvel film. And the early buzz on the film says it’s a refreshing contained story that scales back the action a bit compared to the world-ending, high death toll scenarios we’ve seen in Guardians of the Galaxy, Captain America: The Winter Soldier and The Avengers: Age of Ultron. James Gunn even called it his favorite Marvel movie since the first Iron Man.

Don’t forget, we’ve already gotten word that director Peyton Reed would love to come back for a sequel, not to mention giving Hank Pym (Michael Douglas) a prequel movie. So if audiences love the movie, you can expect more Ant-Man down the road. We already know he’ll be in Captain America: Civil War, but hopefully his own franchise continues too.

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A big emerging trend in gaming is the concept of an Escape Room, a cooperative game that puts you with a group working together to solve puzzles to escape a carefully designed puzzle of a room before a certain time.Paramount Pictures and Skydance have announced they are teaming with AMX and IMC to launch escape rooms at four theaters in major cities around the United States to promote the upcoming release of Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation. Seems like a perfect match to me.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it… The Mission: Impossible Room Escape will only be at all of these theaters for a two day time period, and considering each team will get 20 minutes in the room, there will likely be limited availability — so reserve your tickets now! Read the full Mission Impossible Escape Room press release after the jump.

PARAMOUNT PICTURES AND SKYDANCE TEAM UP WITH IMAX® AND AMC® THEATRES FOR A “MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – ROGUE NATION” IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE

FANS CAN PLAY “MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE ROOM ESCAPE” AT AMC IMAX® THEATRE LOCATIONS IN BOSTON, LOS ANGELES, NEW YORK AND SAN FRANCISCO

HOLLYWOOD, CA (July 2, 2015) – In anticipation of the highly anticipated release of “MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – ROGUE NATION,” Paramount Pictures and Skydance have partnered with IMAX and AMC Theatres to create “Mission: Impossible Room Escape,” an immersive experience that allows fans to become IMF agents at select AMC IMAX® theatre locations in Boston, Los Angeles, New York and San Francisco.

Inside the free “Mission: Impossible Room Escape” game, teams of up to six will be locked in a Mission: Impossible-themed room and given 20 minutes to unlock clues, solve puzzles and find a way to escape.

The “Mission: Impossible Room Escape” is playable at the following AMC IMAX® theatre locations:

New York
AMC Loews Lincoln Square 13
July 10 & 11

Boston
AMC Loews Boston Common 19
July 18 & 19

San Francisco
AMC Metreon 16
July 25 & 26

Los Angeles
AMC Century City 15
August 1 & 2

Fans can experience “Mission: Impossible Room Escape” free of charge on a first come-first served basis. For more information, visit www.missionimpossible.com/roomescape

Tickets for “MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – ROGUE NATION” are on sale now at www.IMAX.com/missionimpossible and www.amctheatres.com

Paramount Pictures and Skydance present a Tom Cruise / Bad Robot Production, “MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – ROGUE NATION.” With the IMF disbanded and Ethan (Tom Cruise) out in the cold, the team now faces off against a network of highly skilled special agents, the Syndicate. These highly trained operatives are hellbent on creating a new world order through an escalating series of terrorist attacks. Ethan gathers his team and joins forces with disavowed British agent Ilsa Faust (Rebecca Ferguson), who may or may not be a member of this rogue nation, as the group faces its most impossible mission yet. Starring Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg, Rebecca Ferguson, Ving Rhames, Sean Harris and Alec Baldwin.

The film is directed by Christopher McQuarrie, with a screenplay by Christopher McQuarrie and story by Christopher McQuarrie and Drew Pearce. Based on the television series created by Bruce Geller. Produced by Tom Cruise, J.J. Abrams, Bryan Burk, David Ellison, Dana Goldberg and Don Granger. Jake Myers is an executive producer.

Paramount Pictures will distribute “MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – ROGUE NATION” on July 31, 2015.

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About Paramount Pictures Corporation

Paramount Pictures Corporation (PPC), a global producer and distributor of filmed entertainment, is a unit of Viacom (NASDAQ: VIAB, VIA), a leading content company with prominent and respected film, television and digital entertainment brands. Paramount controls a collection of some of the most powerful brands in filmed entertainment, including Paramount Pictures, Paramount Animation, Paramount Television, Paramount Vantage, Paramount Classics, Insurge Pictures, MTV Films, and Nickelodeon Movies. PPC operations also include Paramount Home Media Distribution, Paramount Pictures International, Paramount Licensing Inc., and Paramount Studio Group.

About Skydance

Skydance tells big stories and creates immersive worlds, producing narratives that span film, television, games and more. Skydance is currently in post-production on a reset of the TERMINATOR franchise, TERMINATOR GENISYS, to be released on July 1, 2015. The company is also in post-production on MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 5, the latest installment in the highly successful franchise starring Tom Cruise with Chris McQuarrie directing, to be released July 31, 2015. Additionally, Skydance recently wrapped production on a disaster film on a global scale titled GEOSTORM written by Dean Devlin and Paul Guyot with Devlin also directing. Skydance will next begin production on STAR TREK 3, the third installment in the JJ Abrams franchise. Simon Pegg and Doug Jung are attached to co-write with Justin Lin to direct. The film is slated for a July 8, 2016 release date.

Skydance’s recent releases include JACK RYAN: SHADOW RECRUIT, from director Kenneth Branagh and starring Chris Pine; WORLD WAR Z, starring Brad Pitt and directed by Marc Forster; STAR TREK: INTO DARKNESS, directed by J.J. Abrams and starring Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto; and G.I. JOE: RETALIATION, directed by Jon M. Chu and starring Bruce Willis, Channing Tatum and Dwayne Johnson. Skydance’s previous projects include Christopher McQuarrie’s JACK REACHER, starring Tom Cruise; MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – GHOST PROTOCOL, starring Tom Cruise and Jeremy Renner; and the award-winning Coen Brothers film TRUE GRIT, starring Jeff Bridges and Matt Damon.

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This sucker came out 5 years ago at a #crazy4cult show @galleries1988 . Now that it’s been 30 years since Doc blasted into the ‘future’, I can finally give him the one I saved. Can someone point me in the direction of Hill Valley? #backtothefuture #martymcfly #delorean #bttf

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People get tattooed for all kinds of reasons, including a love of art and as a , but those brave folk who get ink to entertain others are truly heroes. Funny tattoos come in many forms, but for my money the best kind of funny tattoo is a punny tattoo.

Punny tattoos are the ultimate in visual gag body art, a silly play on words or an idiom brought to life through design, and punny tattoo people are likely to become the life of the party!

Here's a collection of Tough, Raunchy (but totally SFW) and Just Plain Punny tattoos-

The Tough Tats-

Just because a tattoo is punny doesn't mean it loses all tough guy/gal appeal, there's plenty of room for wordplay and wickedness in a punny tattoo.

If you already spend your days pitying fools and buying giant gold chains then you might as well take Mr. Tea along for the ride.

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Scumbags and solid citizens alike will adore this Dead Beet tattoo, which is only to be worn by the proudly punny.

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Are you a buff baker? There's an incredibly punny tattoo for that!

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Looking for an excuse to threaten people with a punch in the mouth? Get yourself a knuckle sandwich tattoo and let 'em eat knuck!

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Although you might have to spell out the joke for some people.

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Tough guys can be funny too, and if you're nice to them they'll lay two tickets to the gun show on ya!

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BFFs in both life and death can get a pair of punny tattoos that show off their dark sense of humor.

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If you're looking to elicit nervous laughter from people tell them you have eyes on the back of your head, then turn around and prove it!

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You may outgrow the Care Bears, but you never outgrow the Hug Life.

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The California Raisins were supposed to be retired, but as it turns out they've been secretly raisin' hell with their new heavy metal group Withered Grapes.

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The Raunchy-

Raunchy tattoos are a body ink fan favorite, and when you add the punny things get even more interesting.

If this is what people mean by "getting a booty call" then I'm gonna start answering those calls!

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Those who are thinking about getting a tramp stamp may want to consider using Tramp from the Disney feature instead of a "trampy" design.

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The term "camel toe" is generally considered vulgar, but when it's made literal then it becomes just plain punny!

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Beware of people who proudly refer to themselves as "muff divers", because they tend to swim through some pretty murky waters...

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Just Plain Punny-

Punny tattoos don't have to be tough or raunchy, they just have to make people laugh with a silly visual statement, and you gotta appreciate the timeless appeal of a finely crafted pun.

Punny tattoos are great conversation pieces, and might make you look a bit more tasteful.

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Punny and slightly disturbing, now that's another way to start a fun conversation about your favorite movie star!

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A gal who knows she's the bees knees might consider getting a punny and pretty tattoo on her legs.

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This woman fancied herself up and brought the funny, all at the same time!

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If you're constantly being told that you're a cutie pie then why not make it official with a tat?

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Tattooing a six pack onto your abs is a great shortcut that will definitely serve up the smiles, but he could have chosen a better brand of beer?

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She's got the whole world at her feet, and now she has to take off her shoes every time she wants to share her punny ink!

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It's easy to whip your punny ink into shape when you combine a skinny dog and DEVO song lyrics.

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Lots of women have very similar looking dandelion tattoos, but it's easy to break the mold with a punny tat!

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Making the best of a bad situation and eliciting laughs? Now that's a great reason to get a funny tattoo!

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Do you keep forgetting what those plates on the front of your knees are called? Get a punny tattoo and never forget!

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Feeling a bit lost as you wander through life? Commemorate your confusion with a fish out of water tattoo!

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Punny tattoos are great because they give those who see them something to taco 'bout.

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They're also a delicious way to end conversations without saying a word.

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Punny tattoos can also be quite tasteful, like this heaping pile of funny.

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And as far as tattoos are concerned nothing says olive you like a punny tattoo!

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So if you're thinking about getting a tattoo you might want to consider going the punny route with your design, unless you hate making people smile...

Some robotics companies build robots for scientific and technical research. Others build them for specific purposes, like factory tasks. MegaBots, Inc. builds them for bragging rights. What do you need a giant robot for? To fight other giant robots! Duh, don’t you ever watch movies or read comic books?

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Anyway, world reputation is on the line. Megabots has a giant robot called the Mark 2. Suidobashi Heavy Industry in Japan has the giant robot Kuratas. If the challenge is answered, we may see both of them destroy each other in about a year. Read more about the giant robots at Jalopnik. -via Viral Viral Videos  

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Visit this Cold Stone Creamery in Doha, Qatar, and you’ll get a tasty treat and a show! Watch the server flick a scoop of ice cream around like he’s telekinetic. I’ll take a double scoop of chocolate, please.

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Life pro tip: Don’t fall asleep in a car when Dana White is a fellow occupant.

The UFC President Dana White had some fun with former UFC welterweight champion and current trainer Matt Serra, and he posted video proof (via Instagram).

A word of warning: White’s harsh wakeup call elicits some strong language – and a world-class mean-mug – from Serra.

While UFC Fight Night 70 took place in Hollywood, Fla., on Saturday, White was apparently focused on another project. Earlier this month, the UFC executive said he was developing a new reality series with Serra, who quit fighting in 2010 and officially retired in 2013, and longtime friend Nick “The Tooth” Gall. White said filming would begin this weekend.

White offered few details about the series but suggested it would be shopped to TV networks (and wouldn’t be carried by UFC Fight Pass, the UFC’s digital streaming service).

White, of course, is no stranger to travel-related pranks. In early 2014, former boxing champ Mike Tyson forced White to give us his seat on a private plane – and then took a marker to White’s forehead while he was sleeping:

For more on the UFC’s upcoming schedule, stay tuned to the UFC Rumors section of the site.

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So far the images we’ve seen from Sam Raimi‘s new TV series Ash vs Evil Dead have been either title treatments like the one above, or extreme close-ups that reveal little, or behind the scenes shots. Now there’s an actual shot of Bruce Campbell as Ash, along with two of his new co-stars. Check it the shot of Bruce Campbell in Ash vs Evil Dead, complete with chainsaw and blue shirt, below.

EW has this shot:

That’s definitely Ash, right down the blue shirt. We know he’s still working as a stock boy, and that he’s still kind of a dope, and evidently Ash’s inability to change extends right down to his choice of clothes.

Asked about Ash’s life since we last saw him in Army of Darkness, Campbell says,

He was perfectly happy doing basically nothing: telling lies about how he lost his hand in bars late at night. That was basically his MO. So, he’s not really the guy who should be dealing with this right now. But…he is. He’s our guy!

The star/producer also has something interesting to say about the structure of this show overall:

It’s The Searchers with carnage and mayhem. I’m relegated a little bit into the John Wayne mode these days with my team—the young, virile, evil fighters who will pair up with Ash and take on this nemesis: this never ending, ever evolving nemesis.

Two of those young fighters are pictured above with Campbell. They are two Value Stop employees who work alongside Ash before he lets the evil out once again: Pablo (Ray Santiago) and Kelly (Dana Delorenzo).

We’ll learn more when Ash vs Evil Dead airs on Starz later this year. Here’s the official text on the show:

Campbell will be reprising his role as Ash, the stock boy, aging lothario and chainsaw-handed monster hunter who has spent the last 30 years avoiding responsibility, maturity and the terrors of the Evil Dead. When a Deadite plague threatens to destroy all of mankind, Ash is finally forced to face his demons –personal and literal. Destiny, it turns out, has no plans to release the unlikely hero from its “Evil” grip.

The cast is led by Bruce Campbell (Evil Dead, “Burn Notice”) in the role of Ash Williams, Lucy Lawless (“Salem,” “Spartacus”) as Ruby a mysterious figure who believes Ash is the cause of the Evil outbreaks, Ray Santiago (“Touch,” Meet the Fockers) as Pablo Simon Bolivar, an idealistic immigrant who becomes Ash’s loyal sidekick, Dana DeLorenzo (A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas) as Kelly Maxwell, a moody wild child trying to outrun her past and Jill Marie Jones (“Sleepy Hollow”) as Amanda Fisher, a disgraced Michigan State Trooper set to find our anti-hero Ash and prove his responsibility in the grisly murder of her partner.

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You’ve been a big help—far more so than General Knowledge, Major Damage, and Corporal Punishment. May you one day earn a promotion, despite the loss of a perfect punchline.

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This adorable brown bear named Bruiser jumps into a swimming pool with gusto in this footage. His delight in the cool dip is wholly evident in both his expression and body language. Bruiser enjoys daily swims where he resides at Single Vision Sanctuary in Melrose, Florida. Via Mandatory

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There’s a lot of talk these days about how things used to be, how we lived before computers and the internet became integral parts of our lives and how the new generation compares to the old.

But these differences may not sink in until they’re put into a visual context, relayed in an easy to digest way that succinctly expresses the way it feels to have lived then and now.

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Bored Panda asked users to submit comics and images that show the Differences Between Now And Then, revealing why (in their words) "the world has changed for the worse".

Readers have already submitted over 40 of their favorite comics, most of which are worthy of a head nod and a "yep!", and all are sure to entertain your eyeballs with their delightful doodles!

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Don’tcha hate it when some new symbol appears on your dashboard display while you’re driving along, representing a new problem with your car that needs to be taken care of ASAP.

Most of us are used to seeing the symbols for low fuel and fasten your seatbelt light up, but what about those weird symbols that don’t seem to make any sense on their own?

Here’s a handy illustrated guide that reveals what your car is trying to tell you with all those dashboard symbols, so you can ramble on down the road secure in the fact that you don't have a battery issue- you just have a drunk robot in your trunk!

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While it is already been established that what they say is that love is blind, sometimes the heart needs a little more guidance. That’s why some super-genius submitted the plot of The Room to the advice column of Toronto’s The Star. I’m so glad they got a published response.

I recently overheard my future wife telling her friend about being unfaithful to me.
When confronted, she said that she couldn’t talk right now.

Also, she recently told some people that I hit her, but it’s untrue. I’m not sure why she’s been acting like this lately.

She did just find out that her mother has breast cancer, so that might play a role in her behaviour.

We always find time to make love, so I don’t know why she’d seek it from someone else.
I love her so much, and I don’t know that I could go on without her.

Tearing Me Apart

Columnist Ellie Tesher has really got Lisa’s number, and was thankfully able to help before this atomic bomb went off.

She’s creating drama, perhaps to offset the one that scares her most — her mother’s breast cancer.
But it’s unfair to turn the drama against you.

She may have cheated, or she may have invented that story, just as she did about you hitting her.

Confront her pain. Tell her you know she’s worried about her mom, and you want to be there for her. But you can’t do this if she pushes you away.

And that’s what she’s doing, through her stories, which are hurting both your reputations.

It remains unknown if Tommy Wiseau plans to sue whoever posted this for copyright infringement. (Reddit)

 

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This year marks the anniversary of several movies, including the 30th anniversary of Back to the Future, the 40th anniversary of Jaws and the 25th anniversary of Gremlins 2: The New Batch. But there’s another film that may not be quite as celebrated, but deserves to be honored for its 30th anniversary this year: the murder mystery comedy Clue.

Based on the classic board game of the same name, the film brings to life the strange and perplexing murder mystery that keeps getting worse as the stormy night carries on. If there’s one piece of evidence to show that adapting a board game into a movie can work, it’s Clue. And Gallery 1988 is paying tribute to the movie with a collection of fantastic, original artwork. Check out the Gallery 1988 Clue artwork after the jump!

Clue isn’t even one of my favorite movies, though I think it doesn’t get talked about nearly as much as it should, but I would love to have several of these pieces framed on my wall. The above pieces are just our favorites, and you’ll find that there’s dozens more for you to check out at the official Gallery 1988 website right here. Some of them are actually sculptures or 3D wall pieces.

Personally, my favorite prints are the bookshelf with all the weapons on it that looks like a skull and the ornate paying card with everyone’s face on it. But I will say that the 3D sculpture with the magnifying glass and weapons embedded in the bloody, transparent block is a great piece of work too.

If you like any of the pieces you see above, or want to see what other prints are available, these are all for sale over at Gallery 1988’s website right now. Some of them are already sold out, so you better act fast if you’re a big Clue fan. There’s no better way to celebrate the film’s 30th anniversary, unless there’s a screening happening in your area.

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There are far too many great talents who have left us all too soon. Fame can be hard to tame, and its satisfaction can sometimes only last so long until you’re looking for other outlets, like drugs or alcohol, to keep that emotional and mental high going. Such was the success and ultimate tragedy of Saturday Night Live cast member Chris Farley.

Now the life and legacy of the late comedy star is examined in a new documentary called I Am Chris Farley, featuring interviews with those who knew him best. Fellow SNL stars like Mike Myers and Adam Sandler chime in, comedians like Bob Odenkirk and Bob Saget reminisce, and his best friend and frequent co-star David Spade has plenty to say too. If you’re a fan of Farley, this one is going to be tough to watch without shedding a tear or two.

Watch the Chris Farley documentary trailer after the jump!

Here’s the trailer for I Am Chris Farley, originally from BuzzFeed:

The trailer starts light, recalling all the hilarity that Farley brought to Saturday Night Live with characters like Matt Foley, motivation speaker and his heart attack-having Superfan. Jay Mohr, Christina Applegate and Tom Arnold provide insight into his greatness and the energy you felt whenever he was around.

But then we get into the serious stuff. Other SNL alums like Dan Aykroyd talk about the difficult of dealing with the level of fame that Farley attended in such a short period of time. Bob Odenkirk talks about the pressure that Farley felt to be the life of the party and be funny all the time. Things get really personal with insight from his brother Kevin Farley too, and even Lorne Michaels makes an appearance to talk about the comic he discovered from Wisconsin.

Eerily like John Belushi before him, Farley fell victim to the spotlight, and we lost a great comedic talent who could have continued to do great things. I Am Chris Farley looks like it will be a touching, bittersweet reflection on the hurricane of hilarity that was Chris Farley, complete with never before seen footage from Second City and other performances, featuring the actor doing what he does best.

I Am Chris Farley hits limited theaters on July 31st and VOD and DVD on August 11th.

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Marvel might just be lining up an exciting new addition to either their movie or TV universes. Latino Review reports that Vincent Piazza has taken a meeting with the studio, and because they're hearing "rumblings of a reunion", it's possible he's set to join former Boardwalk Empire cast-mate Charlie Cox on season 2 of Netflix's Daredevil. Obviously that may not be the case as Marvel has countless new projects in the pipeline, but if it is Daredevil, who could he play? Well Jason Statham recently stepped away from the Bullseye role so that's a possibility. There's also every chance he could play a new mob boss, or someone with ties to Jon Bernthal's Frank Castle perhaps? Of course this meeting may come to nothing, but if Marvel is interested in Piazza, what role do you think suits him best?

This is how you celebrate, folks.

In his first big league at-bat, Steven Matz drove in two runs with a double. In his second at-bat he hit a single. In his third at-bat, he knocked in another two runs with a single, after which the SNY broadcast cut to Matz's grandfather, who reacted like this:

Which is roughly how I reacted as well.

Here's a bonus video of Matz's two-run double.

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This is Georgia Page, an Australian student who plays rugby for Lindenwood University in Missouri. She’s a tough, savage competitor. She broke her nose during a match against Notre Dame, but still went on to tackle two other playersbefore a referee ordered her off the field to seek medical attention. Here’s the play:

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As you might expect, the scene sent hearts aflutter and inspired many marriage proposals. In an interview with Lost Letterman, Page explained that her action should not be surprising. It's typical of the Australian tradition:

Because rugby isn’t a popular sport here, I think Americans see rugby players as this ideal of human toughness. Is it typical for this type of injury to happen to someone and they just want to stay in the game? Have you seen this happen before?

There’s two types. People do still lay down and not get up, you know what I mean? [But] often I see the majority of people that play rugby, professionally at least, that have banged up faces and split eyes get up and keep playing. It’s just what rugby players do. […]

What do you think of the “Rugby War Goddess” nickname? Will you embrace it?

[Laughs] Every time I read it I have a laugh to myself. It’s really funny, but I guess I’m stuck with it now.

-via Ace of Spades HQ