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Legit one of the best remixes we’ve heard in a long while. The sax. THE SAX. #fbf (in post “Work It” - Missy Elliott (Barks Remix) from J(am) of the Day. More by this artist at )

The last time we checked in on Tom Hardy, he was in a post-apocalyptic desert, runnin’ around and doin’ stuff. Now he’s back in 1960’s London asa suave, celebrity gangster. Oh, and there are two of him now. In the upcoming Legend, Hardy plays noted gangsters Ronald and Reginald Kray as they rise through London’s underworld to success.

Here’s the first full length trailer:

This one looks like it could stack up pretty well. Legends is written and directed by Brian Helgeland, who won an Oscar for his screenwriting on L.A. Confidential, so there’s tons of promise there as well. Legends hits theaters October 2nd.

The post Get Two Times Your RDA Of Tom Hardy As He Plays Twin Gangsters In The ‘Legend’ Trailer appeared first on Screen Junkies.

It’s definitely happened before: You’re out with a couple of friends and you head to your favorite bar for some class A liquor to celebrate an awesome promotion. Then again, if you were at home, you probably would be having classic beers. If you were with the uncles and your dad’s friends, Cognac would’ve fit better. And if a woman were to cry over a broken relationship, go-tos would most likely be vodka or Moscato, among popular choices.

The conclusion goes, we go for different kinds of alcohol for different occasions and at the same time, their effects differ. And if alcoholic drinks were to be honest about their effects, here’s exactly what they’ll probably read on the label:

 

Do you agree? What other alcoholic drinks would you have labeled differently?

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And pools’ “chlorine” smell isn’t actually the chlorine either. The stronger a pool’s scent, the more it is filled with pee, poop, sweat and dirt, says the CDC. “Healthy pools...don’t have a strong chemical smell.”

For relaxing times, make it Suntory time ... preferrably chilled with these intricately carved ice cubes for their "3D on the Rocks" ad campaign.

Miwako Fujiwara of creative agency TBWA\Hakuhodo explained that Suntory used CNC router to mill blocks of ice into intricate frozen sculptures of a shark, a scorpion, the Statue of Liberty as well as pop culture icons like Godzilla, Batman, and Mario.

First, they chilled the CNC router to -7 °C (19 °F) to keep the ice from melting. Then, they fed 3D modeling data to the milling machine ... and one to six hours later (depending on the complexity of the design), they got the end product.

Take a look at more of Suntory's amazing ice cube sculptures:

View more over at 3D on the Rocks [warning auto-sound]

Jimmy Fallon, the host of The Tonight Show, asked fans to tweet out their favorite lines by their fathers using the hashtag #DadQuotes. Fallon's staff rounded up the best for the show, including these gems.

I've been a father for only 6 years. I hope to become more like these guys as I get older, especially Steve Daly's dad.

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-via Tastefully Offensive

Since 1987, Homer Simpson has been one of the most prolific images of fatherhood in American pop culture. He's a very . . . well, he's a dad. And we see that a lot during the show. He frequently bestows his wisdom to his children, Lisa, Bart, and Maggie. For Father's Day, Debby Witt rounded up Homer's best explanations of parenting and adult life, such as these:

“No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American Way.”

“Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.”

“The key to parenting is don’t overthink it. Because overthinking leads to … what were talking about?”

When articles posted online talk about “things you can’t unsee” they’re usually referring to images that are disturbing, heartbreaking or downright gross, but lucky for you this list of “cannot unsee” images won’t keep you up at night.

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No, this is simply a collection of geeky pics meant to create some “whaaaa?!” moments and elicit a few laughs, and contains absolutely no seriousness or soul wrenching depravity whatsoever.

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You will, however, be exposed to a dozen totally dorky things that will change the way you think about the pop culture symbols (sex and otherwise) you see regularly.

That's how the can't unsee factor embeds itself in your brain, forever making you see Johnny Bravo when you look at the Mockingjay.

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Internet prankster Obvious Plant has a new sign that will give the store’s cashiers a little surprise. Except, of course, for the secret Illuminati handshake. Just complete that transaction quickly and discreetly.

NeatoShop pro tip: we accept Open Mouth Kisses as a form of payment from our valued customers, as well as for refunds.

Earlier this month we found out that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was set to star in a remake of John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China.

Now comes word that Johnson will also be starring in Rampage, a movie adaptation of the classic arcade game of the same name. Exact plot details for the movie haven't been shared yet, but the game sees you wreaking havoc on a city as one of three monsters---a very King Kong-like gorilla, a very Godzilla-like lizard, and a giant werewolf---so you can probably get a decent idea of where they're going with it just based on that. [...]

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Working for EA Sports is the ultimate dream job for anyone that loves sports and playing video games. After taking a quick look around their Canadian office you will see that everyone gets down to business, but they also manage to have a good time while doing it.

The post Life Is Good For The Employees Of EA Sports appeared first on Unreality Mag.

Epic Pictures Group has released a new poster for Turbo Kid, the Mad Max-inspired Sundance crowdpleaser. Hit the jump to see the Turbo Kid poster, as well as the previously released Turbo Kid trailer.

The Turbo Kid poster was found via Shock:

 

Angie Han’s original story from June 17th 2015 follows:

Hot on the heels of Mad Max: Fury Road, here comes a different Mad Max-inspired adventure. Epic Pictures Group has set a summer release date for Turbo Kid, a Sundance Film Festival crowdpleaser that looks tailor-made for fans of ’80s action. And to get the word out, they’ve released a colorful new full-length trailer as well. Check out the new Turbo Kid trailer, and get release details, after the jump.

Epic Pictures Group has announced it will put Turbo Kid in theaters and on VOD August 28, bringing a jolt of energy to an otherwise sleepy weekend. Other films opening that weekend include the EDM drama We Are Your Friends starring Zac Efron, and Alejandro Amenábar’s thriller Regression starring Ethan Hawke and Emma Watson.

Directed by Anouk Whissell, François Simard, and Yoann-Karl Whissell, Turbo Kid is a coming-of-age tale unfolding in a post-apocalyptic, retro-futuristic 1997. An orphaned kid (Munro Chambers) sets out across the Wasteland on his BMX bike out to look for his best friend (Laurence Leboeuf) after she’s kidnapped by an evil warlord (Michael Ironside).

Peter caught the film at Sundance and was quite taken with it. Here’s an excerpt from his review, which is actually quoted in the trailer:

Turbo Kid is insane. It’s remarkable that a film like this was produced at all. Imagine what a movie might look like if it came from the mind of a ten-year old kid from the ’80s who is obsessed with Mega Man, and who just saw the Mad Max movies for the first time. Take a step further, and picture the film, if it was produced by a competent team of filmmakers with a budget affording that kid access to a good team to create practice special effects and makeup.

And finally, here’s the new Turbo Kid trailer. If violence, gore, and nostalgia trips are a turnoff, this might not be for you, but for everyone else it looks like a weird, wild ride.

The post ‘Turbo Kid’ Trailer and Poster: Sundance Mad Max-Inspired Crowdpleaser appeared first on /Film.

Here’s an early Father’s Day present for all you dads (and okay, everyone else) out there. Paramount has just dropped a new trailer for Daddy’s Home, which reunites The Other Guys co-stars Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg as two feuding papas.

See, Ferrell is the well-meaning, if kind of boring, stepdad to two adorable children. But his relationship with them is jeopardized when the kids’ biological father, a cool special-ops agent played by Wahlberg, comes back into the picture. Linda Cardellini plays the mom caught in the middle. Watch the Daddy’s Home trailer after the jump.

Yahoo debuted the Daddy’s Home trailer. This is Wahlberg’s second dad-themed comedy this year. He also stars this weekend in Ted 2, which has the titular teddy bear fighting for the right to become a parent.

Ferrell’s Brad can’t hope to beat Wahlberg’s Dusty on sheer cool, and Dusty can’t compete with the fact that Brad’s been around when he hasn’t. But they put up a good fight for the kids. Dusty gets them a dog, so Brad counters with a pony. Brad tucks them into bed with Eskimo kisses, so Dusty buys back their love with cash. The real winner, of course, is the kids. If either of them has half a brain, they’ll milk these petty doofuses for all they’re worth.

As fun as it is to watch Wahlberg and Ferrell go at each other, here’s hoping they’ll get a second- or third-act reconciliation. So much of the fun in The Other Guys came from watching these polar opposites forced to tolerate each other. It’d be a shame to let their mismatched buddy-comedy chemistry go to waste.

Daddy’s Home arrives in theaters December 25. (Because what better way to take a break from your real bickering family by taking them to watch a fictional bickering family onscreen?) Sean Anders and John Morris (Horrible Bosses 2) directed.

The post ‘Daddy’s Home’ Trailer: Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell Fight Over Fatherhood appeared first on /Film.

You probably forgot that Vin Diesel has been part of an effort to develop a big-screen revival of the cop TV series Kojak, but Diesel and Universal haven’t forgotten. The show, which originally starred Telly Savalas and was a great series in its time, isn’t exactly a property people have been clamoring to see revived. With Diesel’s other high-profile projects, from Guardians of the Galaxy to the Fast/Furious series, and even Riddick, something like Kojak is easy to overlook.

But Universal still plans to make the movie, or at least will continue to develop it. The studio has just pulled a new writer into the fold, showing that Kojak still has life.

Variety reports that playwright Philip Gawthorne has taken over screenwriting duties from James Bond writers Neal Purvis and Robert Wade.

Between the distinctive appearance of Telly Savalas and the show’s visual style, Kojak had a significant cultural impact. And given that the original conception of the show was something that would tackle issues of institutionalized racism and corruption, there’s every reason that Kojak could be relevant now.

(The property was briefly revived for a single-season TV show starring Ving Rhames, in 2005.)

Here’s the original show open for Kojak, followed by a full episode in case you need to get a little more of the show’s flavor.

The post Vin Diesel’s Big-Screen ‘Kojak’ Revival Moves Forward appeared first on /Film.

“Hold On to Your Butts” by Tabner Butts are like dreams – you need to hold onto them. Especially when you’re trying to survive a dinosaur theme park gone bad.

We don’t need a Red Band trailer to know what Rainn Wilson says at the end of this first trailer for Cooties, a horror comedy that we’ve been waiting to see released since its debut at Sundance in 2014. We also don’t need to see what happens next in that scene, presumably the torching of young children for our amusement. It’s okay, because they’re zombie children, basically. The movie is about an elementary school infected by bad chicken nuggets, which have caused all the kids to be rapid, teacher- and parent-eating monsters. The concept, mainly for the title, is brilliant. According to our own Rob Hunter, the movie itself is pretty good, too.

“First-time feature directors Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion deliver a bright, highly energetic movie that manages to find the sweet spot of films featuring kids and extreme violence,” he wrote over a year ago. “It’s just absurd enough and obviously not based in reality, and besides, some of these kids are little shits who deserve to be impaled with a cock-shaped rooster-shaped trailer hitch.”

Hunter saw Cooties again earlier this month at the Stanley Film Fest, where he noted that some things about the movie have been changed for the better, including the ending, which is now “far more energetic and satisfying.” If you’re okay with seeing child actors take baseballs to the skull and, again, likely burned to death, all within the context of this sort of combination of nightmare and fantasy (the balance depending on how you feel about kids in general), then it sounds like a lot of fun.

In addition to Wilson, the movie stars Elijah Wood, Alison Pill, Jack McBrayer, Nasim Pedrad and Jorge Garcia, as well as the movie’s screenwriters, Leigh Whannell and Ian Brennan.

You can catch Cooties in a theater or on VOD on September 18th.

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As part of wave 5 of their umpteen-ish Comic-Con exclusives, Funko has really given us something to chew on - a blood-soaked Quint feeling down in the mouth as he meets his final demise, splattering red all over the shark's mouth to a degree not even seen onscreen. Because the Quint figure is Star Wars size, you may feel free to substitute toys of Anakin Skywalker or Jar Jar for poor Robert Shaw, who deserves better.

After a huge syndication deal, Seinfeld is likely playing somewhere in some part of the world at any time of day. Which means guest stars like Keith Hernandez still have royalty checks coming in. The former New York Mets infielder appeared in three episodes of the sitcom and tells NJ.com that he’s still receiving frequent payment. When asked how much the appearances were still bringing in, Hernandez responded, “It used to be almost $1,000. It diminishes as the years go by. So it gives me around $3,000 per year. I’ll take it. For doing nothing. So you can imagine what Jerry gets. The principal actors, what they get.”

Good point. Then what on God’s good, green Earth drove Jason Alexander to appear in this Nickelback video?

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After having told the entire story of the inner-city drug epidemic in five seasons of The Wire, creator David Simon is now teaming up with his production partner George Pelecanos to tackle the rise of the porn industry in Times Square.

So, if you were ever wondering who the Omar of the porn world was…you may find out.

According to THR, the series would be set in the 70’s and 80’s and follow the rise of drug use and HIV instance during that time. The impetus for the show was location manager on the Treme set who relayed a story about a man who ran a front for the mob in the now-touristy neighborhood.

Oh, it’s going to be called The Deuce, which is so amazing it makes me cough.

The Deuce has already been ordered to pilot and could go into production as soon as this fall, as soon as Simon wraps up his current project Show Me a Hero, about a housing project in Yonkers.

The post ‘The Wire’ Creator Might Turn His Attention To Another Hellhole With A 1970’s Times Square Drama appeared first on Screen Junkies.

By Rene Turrek.

There are merry pranksters all around us, people who enjoy messing with the minds of their fellow human beings and making the world an interesting, albeit a bit chaotic, place to live.

These funsters derive pleasure from pushing our buttons or blowing our minds, and they get a kick out of knowing their pranks tripped someone up, if only for a moment.

Artist and merry prankster from Milwaukee Mark Gubin decided to mess with people flying into his fine city by painting a massive “Welcome To Cleveland" on his roof back in the 1970s, and it's still screwing with airline passengers to this day.

Here's the story behind his pranky paintjob:

According to a 1985 article in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, there used to be a Northwest Airlines route from Denver to Cleveland that used Milwaukee as a layover, and the airline was obliged to pre-emptively reassure passengers via the PA system that they should not worry—the plane had not skipped the intermediate destination.

Gubin’s quotations in that article are priceless. One of them goes, “There’s not a real purpose for having this here except madness, which I tend to be pretty good at.” He also said, “It was all tongue-in-cheek, just for fun. Living in the world is not a dress rehearsal. You better have fun with it.” That’s for sure.

-Via Dangerous Minds

Enjoying a libation or ten with friends can be fun, but the next day you're left with a heavy head and a heavy load of bottles and cans to clean up.

Depending on how much you and your friends drank the night before you might end up with hundreds of bottles bound for the recycling bin, and that thing can fill up fast when your friends are heavy drinkers.

So maybe it's time to do something else with some, if not all, of those bottles. If you're a drinker and a crafter then you should be upcycling those used booze bottles into something aesthetically pleasing and useful.

Here are ten fun projects that turn bottle trash into home decor treasure-

1. Beer Bottle Tumblers-

We'll start this list with a quick and easy project, which will ease you in to working with glass and give you something cool to drink out of. Making tumblers out of beer bottles, or most glass bottles for that matter, is simple and requires simple things like string and acetone that you probably already have sitting around the house.

Beer Bottle Tumbler Tutorial Link

See also: BottleHood Beer Bottle Tumblers over at the NeatoShop.

2. Wine Bottle Tiki Torch-

This quick and easy tutorial will help you turn virtually any glass bottle into a cool and classy tiki torch, so that warm and fuzzy buzz will be accompanied by the warm glow of a flickering flame.

Wine Bottle Tiki Torch Tutorial Link

3. Glass Bottle Serving Tray-

Glass bottle trays can be used for cutting, serving or displaying, and they look so unique your guests are sure to wonder "how did you flatten out a bottle like that?"

Well, in order to "slump" a bottle and turn it into a flattened serving tray you'll need access to a kiln, but the rest of the process is a breeze. There is a bit of trial and error involved though, so feel free to experiment and don't use your best bottle the first time around.

Recycled Glass Bottle Serving Tray Link

4. Booze Bottle Chandelier-

Want to fancy up your fortress without dropping buku bucks on a crystal chandelier? Turn those old bottles from parties of yore into a swanky bottle chandelier.

This is far from the easiest tutorial in the bunch, and requires basic knowledge of wiring and bottle cutting, so make sure you have all the right tools and skills before you get started.

Booze Bottle Chandelier Tutorial Link

5. Tequila Bottle Hummingbird Feeder-

Tequila bottles often have a unique shape that limits their usability for craft projects, but the shape looks great when it's hanging upside down feeding nectar to hungry hummingbirds!

Tequila Bottle Hummingbird Feeder Tutorial Link

6. Booze Bottle Lamp-

Once you've learned how easy it is to turn any bottle in your house into a lamp, providing you have a diamond core drill bit and a lamp fitting, your house will soon be filled with light...and swanky bottle lamps!

Booze Bottle Lamp Tutorial Link

7. Wine Bottle Garden Barrier-

A wine bottle barrier can add a simple yet simply elegant look to your yard or garden, and it's downright simple to put together yet lasts for decades to come.

Wine Bottle Garden Barrier Tutorial Link

8. Booze Bottle Planter With Grow Light-

It's easy to use a bottle with the neck cut off as a planter, but this clever tutorial combines a bottle planter bottom with a neck lamp top, so you can grow plants anywhere you have an available outlet in your house. Now go forth and grow a fresh herb garden on your countertop!

Booze Bottle Planter With Grow Light Tutorial Link

9. 40 Oz. Aquarium-

This is more of an idea than a project, but if you're one of those lucky pet lovers who can manage to keep goldfish alive for more than a few days then why not give those little swimmers a tall, cool bottle to call home?

10. Colorful Bottle Wall-

Looking to add a wall or fence to divide an outdoor space? Then you should strongly consider putting up a colorful and sparkly bottle wall, so it can catch the afternoon light just right and add a glassy glow to your garden.

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So the next time you have friends over for high spirits and hijinks you can look at the bottles left behind not as a mess to clean up, but rather as the raw materials needed for new crafting projects!

Tony Stark’s appeal, both in the Marvel Cinematic Universe as portrayed by Robert Downey Jr. and in the comics (where he arguably has much less appeal) is that he’s basically a super-intelligent grease monkey. It’s not at all a subtle point in the films, but there’s a way to read the evolutions from the functional, cobbled together Mark I to the increasingly stylish Mark II silver and Mark III red-and-yellow suits as the evolving sensibilities of a successful car guy. As the film franchise grew, however, so did its penchant for a glut of needless, terrible Iron Man armors, as this GIF morph of every suit from the first Iron Man film through Avengers: Age of Ultron shows. There’s a strong start and a strong finish, but in between there’s a suit called “Blue Steel,” an armor with totally sweet leg tats, and Igor ...