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Why, raptor? Because your friends are really cold-blooded, that's why. Once they got their claws on the tubs of frozen eclairs, they didn't need you anymore. Enjoy your early winter.

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Based on the hit Norwegian kids' books by Jo Nesbo, the movie version of Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder completely — wait for it — blew us away. But since the fart powder is odorless, it's okay!

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There is a movie called Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies. At this very instant, you either know exactly what that movie is and want to see it, or are rolling your eyes at the absolute, utterly insane absurdity of the idea. And still want to see it.

Written and directed by Cody Knotts, Pro Wrestlers vs. Zombies stars “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan, “The Franchise” Shane Douglas, Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle and Matt Hardy as a group of wrestlers booked for an event at an abandoned prison. But guess what? The prison isn’t abandoned and I bet you can’t guess who the new inmates are. Yup, zombies!

The trailer for this wacky film is now online and it totally lives up (or down, depending on your point of view) to your expectations. Check it out below.

Thanks to Principalities of Darkness for the trailer.

Here’s the film’s description from the official site. Head there to read more. Apparently, Pro Wrestlers vs. Zombies is “coming soon to a theater near you.”

“Pro Wrestlers Vs. Zombies” is exactly as it sounds — sports entertainment icons and local ring talent using their signature fighting styles, athleticism and anything they can get their hands on to fend off the undead.

An abandoned prison is the battlefield as a troupe of professional wrestlers are booked for a private show, only to be faced with the undead. Unfortunately for the zombie nation, they aren’t just facing any group of professional wrestlers, they are facing living legends like WWE Hall of Famer “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, Matt Hardy, “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan, former ECW World champions “The Franchise” Shane Douglas and even Olympic medalist turned WWE and TNA World champion Kurt Angle!

Other wrestlers in the cast are Ryan “The Steel City Prodigy” Mitchell, Shane Taylor, Ryan Edmonds and Facade. Taya Parker, Penthouse Pet of the Year in 2009, and Reb Sky, Howard Stern’s Woman of the Year and Shannon Hart are in the cast, as is a guy with a mustache you have to see to believe.

The main villain in the film is played by Renegade Wrestling Alliance legend and former McKeesport-based Pro Wrestling eXpress superstar Ashton Amherst. He calls upon dark forces to exact revenge on “The Franchise” Shane Douglas for killing his brother during a wrestling match. He leads an ever-growing zombie horde against Douglas, his family, and the cast of professional wrestlers.

What happens when the guts and glory of professional wrestling’s finest are squared off against an army of darkness seeking to rip them to shreds? Blood and dropkicks!

The wrestlers all performed their own stunts and no CGI was used. Rowdy Roddy Piper even put one of the zombies, wrestler G.Raver, in the hospital after smashing him in the head with a cooking pot in the kitchen scene!

Movie soundtrack features music by Dead in 5, Reverent Skye, Ken Hampton, and 2011 Italian Golden Globe winning composer Marco Werba.

“Pro Wrestlers Vs. Zombies” primarily was filmed in Parkersburg, West Virginia, with locations at the former Wood County Jail, Fort Boreman Park, City Park and several restaurants.

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Watch as he spots the photo about to happen and then plunges through the crowd to get in position.

We’ve got some pretty clear takeaways from this season 3 trailer for HBO’s Veep starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Her character, Vice President Selina Meyer, is running for president. And she’s meeting with Office Space‘s Diedrich Bader on how to proceed with her staff. And it looks like no one is safe from getting fired.

Judging from just this quick trailer, it seems as though the show might be continuing last year’s trajectory of becoming a more plot-driven show. That makes sense, because, as with Hello Ladies and Curb Your Enthusiasm, it’s hard to sustain a show that seemingly hits reset every week to begin anew with terrible, albeit funny, characters.

It’s like West Wing, but these people are completely different types of jerks.

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If you want to dress like Marty McFly from the Back to the Future films, you have a couple of choices. You can either run out and by the shirt, t-shirt, and vest combo separately or get the whole outfit at once with the Back To The Future Marty McFly Vest Costume T-Shirt. Nothing makes […]

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True Detective just wrapped up its first season (with, in my opinion, a near perfect finale) and creator/writer Nic Pizzolatto has been talking to the press about it and about what’s next.

In an interview with EW, Pizzolatto delves into the many themes and characterizations of season 1, but did offer this new insight into next season with this tagline:

The basic idea: Hard women, bad men, and the secret occult history of the U.S. transportation system.

Unless he’s kidding, though I’ve yet to see him kid around too much in his interviews, there’s our first glimpse of the future. The tagline’s inclusion of the word “women” is probably no accident and in direct response to some of the charges of sexism the first season 2 received – fairly or unfairly – and occult is certainly to be expected, but “transportation system”? That one’s a head scratcher.

True Detective Season 2 Will Be About “Hard Women, Bad Men And The Secret Occult History Of The U.S. Transportation System”

Cuban Fury - Trailer Shamed into leaving the world of professional dance, former prodigy Bruce Garrett (Nick Frost) has resigned himself to a hapless and ordinary existence. But after Bruce learns that his beautiful new boss Julia (Rashida Jones) has a secret love for salsa dancing, he decides to reignite the fire in his heels and get back on the dance floor. Unfortunately for him, Drew (Chris O’Dowd), an obnoxious alpha male coworker, has also set his sights on Julia, leaving Bruce no choice but to lace up his shoes and unleash his inner fury. Directed by: Starring:

IT’S FUCKING SUNDAY. DID YOU KNOW WHEN DRAGONFLIES MATE THEIR TALES FORM A HEART?

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PHOTOS, ADVENTURES, AND DISCOVERIES THAT CHANGED THE GODDAMN WORLD. more»

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For those who have long wondered what drives Judd Apatow to such prolific heights as a writer, director, and producer, the answer is it’s the same thing that drives every single one of us: an unslakable thirst for revenge. Last night, Apatow told a Paley Center audience, “Everything I’ve done, in a way, is revenge for the people who canceled Freaks And Geeks. It’s really demented, but it’s just like ‘you were wrong about that person, and that person and that person. And that writer and that director.’ And I really should get over that.” In the meantime, he’s managed to turn that vendetta into some fairly tidy profits, even if it meant repeatedly dragging his own wife and daughters into the fray. Meanwhile, your own quest for revenge has yielded nothing but irreparably damaged lives. Which is funny, yes, but not $148 million domestic ...

Something about the complex nature of Game of Thrones plus an inability to comprehend much of anything on Sunday nights has left many with no idea what’s going on heading into the GoT premiere this weekend. Lots of stuff going on.

Stuff that I can’t spoil, but this video sure can. So take a look (a 25-minute look, but that’s still better than re-watching the series because you were on your iPad the whole time it aired) and get up to speed for the big premiere.

Historically the show doesn’t show much mercy to those who can’t keep up, so use everything at your disposal.

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Early in On My Way, the protagonist, a distraught restaurant owner named Bettie (Catherine Deneuve), stops in a provincial town to try to buy a pack of cigarettes. Because it’s Sunday, none of the shops are open, and she can’t find anyone to bum a cig from, but an elderly man eventually invites her into his house to roll one for her. Trouble is, he’s incredibly slow, fumbling with the paper and loose tobacco for several minutes, and Bettie quickly gets frustrated. More than once, she mentions that she’s ready to smoke it as soon as he’s finished, and that it looks just fine, but he pays her no mind—just keeps sloooowly trying to roll it properly with his fat, gnarled fingers. With no other apparent function, the scene seems expressly designed to let the viewer know that there’s no point in getting ...

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"In 2013, cost of minting a penny was 1.8 cents, while the cost to mint a nickel was 9.4 cents. On the flip side, the cost to create a dime was a mere 4.6 cents."

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Ok, settle down. We’ll get through this. Arrested Development braintrust Mitch Hurwitz and Dan “Podcast” Harmon are apparently working together on a secret project that’s so secret I shouldn’t even be talking about it right now. But I am anyway.

In fact, it hasn’t even been confirmed that the project is a TV show. Maybe it’s a street art exhibit. Or a slam poetry documentary. Nah. It’s probably a TV show. But almost nothing else is known about it. Harmon revealed very little to Rolling Stone, saying, “I could lay it out in one sentence, but then it’ll be on the Internet and I’m worried that that’ll somehow ruin it.”

Jesus, Dan. Just lay it out with one sentence, get us all abuzz about it, then have us get completely sick of it about a month before it comes out. Just like Hurwitz did with the new Arrested Development episodes.

Doesn’t this guy know anything about how fandom works?

Stay tuned…

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As part of a last minute push to get young people to sign up for health insurance at healthcare.gov before the March 31st deadline, Barack Obama agreed to let Zach Galifianakis insult the shit out of him. It’s every fat farmer from North Carolina’s dream come true.

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Father of the year nominee.

In the bottom of the first inning of yesterday's Mets-Marlins spring training game, Chris Young drove a ball to right-center that bounced over the wall and onto the berm for a ground-rule double. Replays showed an otherwise well-intentioned father, without even the slightest hint of hesitation, chase the $18 batted baseball while his son rolled perilously down the hill.