Hpecker

pleatedjeans:

@joshxhowie

womans-day:

Women displaying the full spectrum of human emotion while cutting up credit cards with scissors.

stumphies:

folieadamn:

why are single dads brave and inspirational while single mums are high school dropouts who rely on welfare and sleep around

happyfuckingcamper:

ugly:

how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot

dollyfarton:

riesen-love:

exanimatio:

croowley:

That man you see there, he is a 92 year old veteran from Norway, who was tortured by the nazis during world war II. 
The upper picture is the picture of the “BOY London” logo, that’s so popular now days.
Then, on the picture under, is a known symbol that were used under by the nazis in World War II. 
Now you can all think of what you’re really wearing.

finally someone made a post about it, everyone’s running around with the Third Reich Eagle on their chests

think about it

SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT

MAKE THIS TOUCH EVERY CORNER OF THE INTERNET

meladoodle:

I was in a clothing store just now and one of the employees was like “do you need any help?” and I tried to say “nah I’m good” and “nah I’m just looking” at the same time and accidentally said “nah I’m just good looking”

jetgreguar:

marinad0ve:

ho ho HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS

the author

ladyjulianos:

Supposedly there’s a bipartisan push in the senate to legalize marijuana for arthritic therapy. In other words, there’s joint support for joint support for joint support.

smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

flyartproductions:

My dress hangs in the m.A.A.d. city

My dress hangs there (1933), Frida Kahlo / m.A.A.d. City, Kendrick Lamar ft. MC Eiht

greatesthungergamesfans:

500daysofsassy:

my brother has been saying to me “have you seen the lenny kravitz scarf picture yet?????????????????????????????” and i always have no idea what he was talking about 

and now ive seen the light

he’s here to make an impression

This really made my day

#drunkjcrew @drunkjcrewuguys

underr8ted:

change.org takes on the real issues of our day

A woman had me use her photo as part of her new ad. She paid for some touch-ups with Photoshop, so I sent her the new picture.

Client: I look great! Is there any way you can make my breasts a little larger though?

I thought it an odd request but proceeded anyway. However, she still wasn’t satisfied with the second, or even the third copy. However, once I sent the fourth, I got an angry email.

Client: Why did you make my breasts so big?! I look like a bimbo!

I then showed her the numerous requests she sent me. I got another email shortly after.

Client: Sorry for the confusion. The first draft is fine. My husband decided to answer my emails for me.

flyartproductions:

The Empress Eugenie surrounded by her muthafuckin clique

The Empress Eugenie Surrounded by her Ladies in Waiting (1855), Franz Winterhalter / Clique, Kanye West feat. Big Sean & Jay-Z

margotkim:

In today’s installment of “This rule only exists because something went terribly wrong,” I learned that surgeons write “no” on the legs they AREN’T supposed to amputate.

lexical-lace:

acidbrainfather:

1. If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see one color, pink.

2. Green Catastrophe: If you stare at the black + in the center, the moving dot turns to green.

3. Reality Shatter: Now, concentrate on the black + in the center of the picture. After a short period of time, many if not all of the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you may only see a green dot rotating.

What does this tell us about the nature of reality? There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don’t disappear. If our brains are so easily fooled, what aspects of reality are we missing?

this fucked me up a little

Corrections appearing in print on May 8, 2011

SPORTS

An item in the Extra Bases baseball notebook last Sunday misidentified, in some editions, the origin of the name Orcrist the Goblin Cleaver, which Mets pitcher R. A. Dickey gave one of his bats. Orcrist was not, as Dickey had said, the name of the sword used by Bilbo Baggins in the Misty Mountains in “The Hobbit”; Orcrist was the sword used by the dwarf Thorin Oakenshield in the book. (Bilbo Baggins’s sword was called Sting.)