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22 Jul 17:36

I Wish I Could Penne Puns Like This

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Tagged: texts , pasta , puns , funny
22 Jul 17:35

What if Zelda was a woman?

22 Jul 17:28

It's Weighing on Me

It's Weighing on Me

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: weighing , shoulder , food , funny
22 Jul 17:25

This animated Snowpiercer prequel reveals how the world froze

by Rob Bricken

If you're wondering how the last remnants of humanity are circling the globe on a train in Bong Joon-Ho's Snowpiercer, this short animated prequel movie explains it all: A failed experiment to stop global warming caused the Earth to freeze over (which I guess means it didn't fail as much as it worked far too well).

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22 Jul 17:24

The Wrong State of Mind Is the Right One for Me

The Wrong State of Mind Is the Right One for Me

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: people , drunk , texts , funny , after 12
22 Jul 17:24

More Than Just Gotham is in Trouble

signal,swamp,batman,poorly dressed

Submitted by: Unknown

22 Jul 17:24

Note the Difference

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22 Jul 17:23

Lampione by Violaine d’Harcourt

by Jaime Derringer

Lampione by Violaine d’Harcourt

The Lampiones by Violaine d’Harcourt are a series of blown glass lamps that form a family of three.

Lampione by Violaine dHarcourt in home furnishings Category

A sort of modern interpretation of a street lamp for your home’s interior, each Lampione is hand-crafted by French craftsman our of turned ash or pear tree wood and blown glass, molded plaster, and leather—a rich combination of materials. There are no fixtures holding the lamp together—it simply works with gravity to stay intact.

Lampione by Violaine dHarcourt in home furnishings Category

Lampione by Violaine dHarcourt in home furnishings Category

Lampione by Violaine dHarcourt in home furnishings Category

Lampione by Violaine dHarcourt in home furnishings Category

Lampione by Violaine dHarcourt in home furnishings Category

Lampione by Violaine dHarcourt in home furnishings Category

Photos by Victoire Le tarnec.



22 Jul 17:22

Aquabots Let You Maintain an Aquarium Even if You Forget to Feed the Fish

by Paul Strauss

Have you ever wanted a home aquarium, but were afraid your fish would end up dead due to neglect (or the cat?) Well, now you can have a little robotic swimmer who never needs anything more than a change of batteries.

aquabots

Made by the guys behind the creepy, crawly Hexbug robots, Aquabots are little robotic fish which wriggle realistically through the water. Just drop them in the water, and they’ll swim around on their own. They automatically turn on when they come in contact with water – though they’ll only swim for five minutes at a time to conserve battery.

aquabots 2

While the video below shows several Aquabots swimming in harmony, it’s not advised because big fish eat little fish their electromagnetic propulsion systems can interfere with one another. Though what’s the worst that could happen?

They come in either a shark or clown fish designs, in a wide variety of translucent colors, so you can see into their robotic guts as they swim around. You can find Aquabots over at Red5 for £7.95 (~$12 USD) each.

22 Jul 17:20

From Downtown!

22 Jul 17:16

Animated GIFs on an Apple II

by Brian Benchoff

vader

Before the Internet, computer enthusiasts needed to get their cat pictures, image macros, and animated gifs somehow. If only [Nate] was writing code back in the 80s: he created a video player for the Apple II, essentially turning the classic computer into a machine that can play one or two animated gifs.

Vintage microcomputers aren’t especially noted for a huge amount of RAM, or being very fast, so [Nick] needed to bring in some extra hardware to give his recently acquired Apple II+ a 64k RAM disk to store the gifs.

The gifs are loaded off the floppy drive after being converted on a PC with a Python script, reducing the resolution and colors to 280 x 192 pixels and an amazing rainbow of four colors. For some gifs, seen below, it’s actually slightly impressive an Apple II can pull off this trick. It’s amazing  [Nate] got this thing to work, as well.

If you have an Apple II set up, you’re awesome. You should go peruse [Nate]‘s git and make your own animated gifs for your awesome classic computer.


Filed under: classic hacks
22 Jul 17:14

Ducking Through These Halls

Ducking Through These Halls

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: gifs , ducks , critters , cute , walking , funny
22 Jul 17:13

Branco Cartoon – 5 Copies For His Mother

by A.F. Branco
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The "counter culture" has become the absolute predictable vanilla norm

Note: You may reprint this cartoon provided you link back to this source. To see more Legal Insurrection Branco cartoons, click hereBranco’s page is Cartoonist A.F.Branco

Rolling Stone Cover

15 votes, 4.93 avg. rating (98% score)
22 Jul 17:12

(734): My hands are stained pink....

(734): My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
22 Jul 17:07

Photo



22 Jul 17:05

Just my Pittbull dressed as King Tut.

22 Jul 17:02

A girl I know said this was the best way to keep him from cheating

22 Jul 17:01

Feeding Time

by Jonco

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22 Jul 17:00

Something's Fishy...

Something's Fishy...

Submitted by: Unknown

22 Jul 16:59

Luke-ing for Love

Luke-ing for Love

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: star wars , puns
22 Jul 16:59

If the world were a village of 100 people

22 Jul 16:56

Ridiculous Moments In Hitman: Absolution

by Tina Amini
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I want to play this game now

Here are a bunch of reasons to laugh at Hitman: Absolution, both intended and unintended by the game's creators.

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22 Jul 16:45

New Camera Unlocks Your Aura...


New Camera Unlocks Your Aura ...


(Second column, 13th story, link)

22 Jul 16:40

Everyone Shows Their True Colors on 56k

Everyone Shows Their True Colors on 56k

Submitted by: anselmbe

Tagged: quotes , rage , internet , funny , g rated , dating
22 Jul 16:32

Watch the triumphant reveal of the Batman/Superman movie logo

by Rob Bricken

Yeah, it's just a movie logo, but it was also arguably the biggest moment of this year's Comic-Con. I hate to admit it, but even knowing what's coming it's still shockingly powerful to actually see. Of course, watching a single image drive 8,000 people in a lunatic ecstasy is also pretty cool.

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22 Jul 16:31

Sick of hot weather?

by Jonco
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not here...

Sick of the hot weather

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22 Jul 16:30

Look Into Your Heart You Know It To Be True

by Not Always Right
Drugstore | Lexington, KY, USA

(I’m checking out my items at the front of a store, when a couple bursts in. The girlfriend is clearly upset at her boyfriend.)

Girlfriend: “You really expect me to be all right with you hanging out with your friends on our one-year anniversary?!”

Boyfriend: “It’s been a tradition of my friends to do this for over six years! I can take you out any weekend, but [name of his friend] only gets his brother’s VHS copy of the original Star Wars movies once a year, and so we have a marathon! Come on! It has all the original scenes and characters before Lucas screwed it up!”

Girlfriend: “You all are such nerds! Who cares about the changes! If anything, it made the movies better!”

Boyfriend: “You haven’t even seen the movies!”

Girlfriend: “No real girl has! I haven’t, and…” *points at me* “…she hasn’t! Fine! Go ahead with your stupid marathon! I don’t care anymore! Do whatever the h*** you want!”

(The girlfriend storms down an aisle.)

Me: *imitating Admiral Ackbar* “It’s a trap!” *imitating C-3PO* “Let the girlfriend win.”

(Not only did the boyfriend crack up, but the check-out guy gave me his number!)

22 Jul 16:29

The Sexiest Way To Make A Pizza

by admin

“I’ve heard of food porn before, but these girls take it to another level. Maybe Food Network can replace Paula Deen with these chefs.” — Break

22 Jul 16:28

Homemade Ice Pack

by Jonco

Homemade ice paxck

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22 Jul 16:28

International Space Station toolbox