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02 Apr 11:35

“Dieter Lumpen”, de Rubén Pellejero y Jorge Zentner.

by noreply@blogger.com (PAblo)



Si hay una serie que parecía maldita y nunca íbamos a poder ver reeditada por estos lares esa era la ochentera “Las aventuras de Dieter Lumpen” del equipo formado por el dibujante españolRubén Pellejero y el guionista argentino Jorge Zentner que los más viejos del lugar descubrieron a mediados de los ochenta en la mítica revista “Cairo” o en los álbumes de Norma y otros a través de la serie en grapa de Planeta de los noventa. Por ese motivo, la alegría es doble, no solo por verla reeditada sino porque además Astiberri ha recuperado toda la serie al completo en un estupendo y único tomo integral que además está muy bien de precio tal y como están las cosas.
Dieter Lumpen es un apuesto vagabundo que vive sus aventuras a lo largo de todo el globo, desempeñando los más diversos trabajos y ayudando siempre a un amigo en apuros o una hermosa mujer. Lumpen es un antihéroe por naturaleza que ama ante todo su libertad y cuyo único objetivo en la vida es disfrutar de la existencia pero al que los problemas suelen perseguir.
Astiberri ha realizado un gran trabajo de restauración a la hora de recuperar en toda su grandeza esta maravillosa serie  clásica por la que no han pasado los años en la que Jorge Zentner emula al mejor Pratt a la hora de insuflar a sus historias ese aroma de la aventura por la aventura clásica con ciertos toques de realismo mágico  con un tratamiento que por desgracia creo que se ha perdido irremediablemente en el Cómic actual. Zentner demuestra saber manejarse a la perfección en ese difícil registro tanto en las aventuras cortas como en las tres de mayor extensión convirtiendo cada aventura en el vehículo ideal para el lucimiento de Rubén Pellejero.

Si las tramas urdidas por Zentner son estupendas el que le otorga un salto de calidad a la serie respecto a otras de similares características y la hace tan destacable es sin duda el deslumbrante acabado gráfico que le proporciona un enorme Rubén Pellejero que otorga a todas las historias la ambientación y atmósfera perfectas convirtiendo cada viñeta en una ventana a rincones exóticos en los que perderse y en la que se puede percibir el especial cuidado que puso el dibujante para documentarse en la recreación de las diversas localizaciones y construcción de unos magníficos secundarios con vida e identidad propia. Pellejero le da un acabado elegante y finísimo a las diversas historias y lleva a otra dimensión los guiones e indicaciones de Zentner alcanzando un grado de compenetración con el guionista especial.

En fin, la lectura de esta edición de “Dieter Lumpen”, para la que se ha coloreado las tres primeras historias aparecidas en blanco y negro con estupendo resultado, es obligada para todo aficionado al cómic que se precie. Un cómic que merece la pena (re)descubrir y con el que recuperar el placer de la lectura de cómics.
02 Apr 11:14

McDonald's cierra tras 20 años en Santiago y deja tocado a Área Central

by X.R. santiago / la voz
Fue la primera franquicia de comida rápida que llegó a Compostela
01 Apr 22:56

Ketamine Fixed Me

by Soong Phoon


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According to the World Health Organization, 121 million people worldwide have been diagnosed with depression. The latest ground-breaking treatment for those 121 million is Special K, or if you’re outside of a loud dark room, ketamine. Medical grade ketamine operates on glutamate receptors—the same ones affected by alcohol, hence the feel-good effect—and its use has been referred to as “the biggest breakthrough in depression research in half a century” by Professor Ronald Duman, a neurobiologist and psychiatrist at Yale University.

Australia’s forerunner of ketamine research Professor Colleen Loo refers to it as a “quiet revolution.” Despite the hype, the psychiatric breakthrough of a generation is almost impossible to get past the medical committee at any major Australian or New Zealand hospital. Australia trialed the treatment in the early 2000s when traditional treatments had failed to work, but it has yet to be adopted as a common practice. This isn’t some backwater idea, however—the American Psychiatric Association has been vocal with their excitement about ketamine.

New Zealand has dipped into the ketamine pool more recently; it was first used to treat depression in New Zealand at the Southern District Health Board in 2010. The psychiatrist in charge was referred to as “Dr. A”, a pseudonym invoked in the aftermath because the drug was technically off-label, which is to say unapproved. The doctor was reprimanded and the work was buried from public view. Although it wasn’t exactly an international incident, it left the Health and Disability Commission very much against the use of ketamine and psychiatrists wary of experimenting with it.

So only one person in the Auckland District Health Board region has received ketamine as a treatment for severe suicidality: me. I was severely depressed and had made numerous attempts to take my life in the ward—I was placed in the Intensive Care Unit, where they checked on me every fifteen minutes and, for several weeks, had me under constant watch.

I tried all the available SSRIs and had 18 treatments of Electroconvulsive Therapy. Nothing worked. Then my psychiatrist and a senior consultant suggested ketamine infusions. They had to go through a hellish amount of paperwork to get this approved—the most difficult party involved was the separate government agency Pharmac, which determines what drugs and can and cannot be prescribed. Suffice it to say they aren’t huge fans of pumping patients full of party drugs.

Researchers know why ketamine works, but still have no idea why ECT, the traditional treatment for severe depression, does. They only have vague theories. And ketamine is a much cheaper treatment than ECT; a ketamine infusion in New Zealand costs $200, whereas ECT is closer to a grand.

I had four infusions and within a couple hours, my mood lifted considerably. During treatment I was euphoric. Never had the K-hole experience—although I did have some entertaining conversations with the clinical director, ECT doctor, nurse, and registrar. After the treatment, I no longer had thoughts of suicide, and felt good for the first time in forever.

After two weeks, my mood dropped again. This time my psychiatrist was unable to get approval from the medical committee for further infusions—a confusing decision, considering our evidence that it had clearly worked. My doctor explained it was a matter of “what people would think, and [their being] averse to risks.” Following Dr. A's debacle, no one was too keen to go rogue without the committee's approval. Despite their concerns, I had experienced none of the adverse effects.

It was then suggested I try treatments of ECT and ketamine at the same time. They were approved simply because ECT is the old reliable treatment with an established protocol. After 18 more rounds, I was well again. It was incredible. I no longer felt a devastating, debilitating, dead-eyed blankness. I felt whole again. My personality returned. According to friends, I was “normal” once more. I didn't want to die. Rather, I wanted to live.

Anxious that my mood would drop again, I asked for oral ketamine after discharge. My psychiatrist said, “We just can't do it here. We can't get it approved." Despite my experience and the international research that demonstrates that both ketamine infusions and oral ketamine are highly effective, Pharmac hasn't licensed it as a treatment for depression. The stigma attached to the drug meant it simply wasn’t allowed for my condition.

Arguments against the use of ketamine include its side effects of hallucinations, psychosis, and irrational behavior, as well as the fear that a patient will become dependent. But really, it's the reputation of ketamine as a party drug and a horse tranquilizer, coupled with the fact that it's still technically an experimental, off-label treatment, that makes it so taboo. There is also the worry that if oral ketamine is prescribed, it will offer a new channel of access for those using it recreationally.

The refusal of Pharmac and the Health and Disability Commission to approve ketamine as a treatment is an example of intransigence, a hesitation to establish new protocols allowing psychiatrists to try out new things and accomplish significant new research. The use of and research into ketamine could lead to the development of new drugs that also operate on glutamate receptors—drugs that have less stigma than Ketamine. It seems unfair to impede research into an incapacitating illness over a negative social connotation. Some people abuse drugs—but a lot more people need them to feel well, and they shouldn’t be suffering because of the choices of others.

01 Apr 22:45

If you could get rid of any one of the fifty states…

by Jonco

Get rid of state

If you could get rid of any one of the fifty states, which would you choose?

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01 Apr 22:36

Talking to Girls About the Good Ol' Number-Two Taboo

by Caisa Ederyd

Manna wears Ann-Sofie Back neon jacket, Diesel sweatpants, Dr. Martens vintage shoes.

PHOTOS BY FELIX SWENSSON
STYLIST: SARA BROLIN
WORDS BY CAISA EDERYD

Special thanks to Ibeyo, Lydmar Hotel, Rolfs Kök, Nosh & Chow, Summit, Marie Laveau, Joel Sundqvist, Femi Frykberg & Titiyo, Hugo Rückert, the Hård Family
 

The toilet taboo is a widespread Western phenomenon—especially among girls. But the fact that girls take a dump less frequently than boys do is actually a danger to their health. More than 60 percent of women suffer from stomach problems directly caused by avoiding the bowl, according to a report released last year by Swedish scientists. If these issues get too severe, you might eventually end up with rectal cancer. To highlight this, we asked some girls (and boys) how they feel about the good ol' number-two taboo.
 

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Sindy: I’m cool talking about my toilet habits with friends. I even talk with my boyfriend. I actually just did take a dump, and my boyfriend’s in bed just in front of the bathroom door, so he knows I’m in here. I just turn on the tap and do my thing. But the water needs to be running. If the tap doesn’t work I won’t do it. That’s my cover-up.
 

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Amanda: I've realized after saying certain things that I’m more comfortable talking about poop than most people are. But I’m not so cool with taking a dump outside. I’ll pee anywhere, though. I’d probably be uncomfortable if my partner didn’t poop. My tip is to turn really loud music on while you’re at it.
 

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Sara: The weirdest place I’ve taken a dump at is either when I’ve been at some festival in some bush with loads of tents surrounding me or, when I was younger, I liked to poop as I was hanging off that pole you tie your boat around on a pier. I grabbed the pole, put my bum out, and hung over the water. My best friend and I used to do that together, but that was a pretty long time ago. And once I sat in the lap of my boyfriend when he was doing it. I guess you can say I’m pretty open about it.
 

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Peter: I think it’s rather abnormal for girls to pretend that they don’t do number two. But I have noticed that girls avoid doing it until much later when they’ve eventually dared to tell me. I’m the same, which is pretty silly really. Just do it!

Amanda: I’m comfortable talking about my toilet habits with my friends, but I wouldn’t talk about them with a guy unless we were in a really tight and good relationship. I don’t really have much to say about it to be honest.
 

Ivo wears American Apparel tank top, Reebok trainers; Manna wears V Avenue Shoe Repair top, American Apparel underwear, shoes from Eytys

Ivo: Girls taking a dump don’t gross me out at all. I could probably even wipe someone’s ass if it was needed. It’s not something I’d do just for the sake of it, but I mean if she really needed my help, then sure—if both her arms were broken or something. I’ve hung out with girls for long periods of time and noticed that they don’t feel the need to use the toilet. So it’s happened that I’ve told a girl that you know, "You’re allowed to go to the bathroom, lady." But the answer is either “No I don’t need to,” or she jokes about it with a classic “nice girls don’t use the toilet." I guess I find it a bit provoking when girls think that guys are that stupid to believe that guys are the only ones who need to take a shit.

Manna: I shit just as fast as other people pee so everybody always think it was the person who used the bathroom before me who took a shit, if it smells. It bores the hell out of me to shit. I don’t think that any of my boyfriends have ever noticed that I’ve done number two, so I guess they’ve thought I’m the kind of girl who never shits. But once I had a boyfriend who had some serious issues with his poop. So we talked a lot about it, and it appeared as if I was the normal one, because he was shitting all the time and I wasn’t.
 

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Malin: Maybe I’m not that cool with talking about my toilet habits. But all right, I’m OK with using public restrooms, although it definitely stresses me out if there’s a queue. I find outhouse bogs really cozy.
 

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Nadia: I don’t really feel weird about using public restrooms. I just fill the toilet with tissue if I’m doing number two, and I use plenty of soap when I wash my hands. I guess it’s not the first thing you want to talk about on a date, but I don’t think it’s a romance killer.
 

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Beata: I think it’s pretty horrible that girls can get health issues from not using the bathroom, but I’m not surprised at all, considering that a lot of people talk about not wanting to use the bathroom when they’re at school, work, or at their boyfriend’s house. I just flush water at the same time by instinct. So it’s not really an issue for me.
 

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Jennifer: Don’t make a big deal out of it—I’m pretty relaxed. What is there to say really? Just go in, do your thing, and leave.
 

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Johan: Why on earth would girls’ toilet habits gross me out? It shouldn’t be taboo, and it doesn’t ruin passion. However, I probably wouldn’t shit in front of my girlfriend, unless it’s necessary for some reason. But I wouldn’t prefer doing it. My trick to hide what I’m doing is to put loud music on.

Johanna: I’m cool with using the toilet anywhere. There really isn’t much to talk about. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.
 

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01 Apr 22:32

Ten Years Later, ‘The Room’ Is Still the Worst Movie Ever

by Walter Lyng



There's something alarming about the fact that the strangest thing in this photo is Tommy Wiseau's limp peace sign. All photos via DJ Stevie V Productions/The Room Monthly Montreal Screening Group


I became a happier person when I first learned of The Room’s existence in 2008. At that point, Tommy Wiseau’s terrible opus had already turned into a true cult phenomenon, complete with the endorsement of mainstream celebrities like Paul Rudd, David Cross, Jonah Hill, and Kristen Bell. Although it had started out as the very definition of a critical and commercial flop, The Room was suddenly relevant.

Unlike so many other disaster art crazes, however, The Room’s newfound popularity was more than just a passing trend. After the Rocky Horror–esque midnight screenings started to spread like wildfire, Wiseau took the film on tour, delighting his legions of devoted fans around the world. Doing everything in his power to keep the machine running, he’s put out multiple editions of the film, including a recent $30 Blu-ray release for everyone who absolutely needs to own a high definition showcase of Wiseau’s face (and, of course, his perfectly framed ass in that shot following one of film’s creepy sex scenes). He’s still talking about releasing a 3D version of the film, as well as adapting it for Broadway.

The most significant development of late, however, is that James Franco will be directing a movie based on The Room co-star Greg Sestero’s book, The Disaster Artist, which offers an insider’s look into the film’s insane production.

So when I heard that Wiseau and Sestero would be present at a special screening of the film at Montreal’s Dollar Cinema, I couldn’t think of a better way to spend a Sunday afternoon than by watching this comically terrible film at a grungy theatre located in one of the most depressing malls in Canada. Although the event’s organizer Stevie Vecera (a.k.a. DJ Stevie V) admitted that the screening had been hastily planned, it was nevertheless sold out.

“It’s one of my favourite movies,” Vecera says. “I’ve been watching it for so long. I just wanted to get Tommy and Greg. I’ve seen them all around the world doing screenings here and there, and I didn’t understand why we couldn’t get them here in Montreal.”

I showed up around 12:15 to find roughly 200 people already waiting around toward the back of the mall outside of the theater’s main entrance, extending almost all the way to the Sears Liquidation Center at the front of the semi-abandoned complex.



Tommy, running through the crowd and high-fiving fans like a young Shawn Michaels


Although the advertised entry time was 1 PM, Wiseau and Sestero were already busy meeting and greeting in the cinema’s cramped lobby, surrounded by well-worn couches and piles of reasonably priced T-shirts, posters, and DVDs.

As the anticipation grew, a sudden massive round of cheering and applause came from the front of the line. Wiseau himself had burst forward from the theater and was now running down the line, high-fiving as many of his adoring fans as possible, looking like Jay Leno’s ambiguously European counterpart.

The sight of a frantically sprinting Wiseau shocked my system. The gaunt frame, the shades, the jet-black flowing locks—it was everything I’d come to expect from pictures and footage I’d seen of the man—but what really caught me off guard was his outfit.

At around 46 (his exact birth date, like much of his background, remains a mystery), Wiseau still dresses like a Russian teenager going to prom. My eyes were immediately drawn to his belts. So. Many. Belts. In my memory, he wore at least a dozen, but it’s quite possible he was only sporting two. At least one of them was completely useless, hanging off his body, suspended only by misplaced confidence.

As he zoomed past, I stretched out my hand, hoping for some palm, but was sadly denied. Upon reaching the back of the line he turned around and kept right on running, this time on the other side, trying to make contact with the few fans he had missed the first time around. He approached again, now letting out a primal scream, and amazingly, I missed his hand once more. I need to work on this.

Soon after the manic episode, the crowd was let inside. I aimed straight for the screening room to secure decent seats. Settling in, I learned that the film was only supposed to start at 3 PM, and so it seemed there was more time to kill. It was the perfect moment to get a picture with the ringleader.

He was still in the lobby with Sestero (who was wearing a replica of Ryan Gosling's Drive jacket because, why not?), signing everything in sight and taking pictures with whoever asked for one. To their credit, they charged nothing for autographs or photos.

Before I could process what was happening, Wiseau was posing with me, instructing another random fan to take the shot with my phone, while simultaneously conversing with someone else, asking, “How do you say hahaha in French?”

The laugh is a strange affectation falling somewhere between an acknowledgement of irony and a stab at some form of genuine human emotion that seemed to elude him. It had punctuated a phone interview I previous conducted with Wiseau, which deteriorated into a half hour diatribe on his part. Based on that experience, I knew the Q&A that was about to start was going to be interesting.

I deferred from asking any new questions, as many others had pressing queries of their own. Early on, someone asked the most important question of all: What is The Room? Wiseau’s answer broke down the film’s lasting appeal in a typically abstract fashion.

The Room is me, you, everyone. It’s a special place for everyone. That’s the idea behind it.”

Wiseau quickly went into overdrive, taking on even the most dickish questions with snappy answers, followed often by “OK. Move on. Next question.” It would have been rude coming from anyone else. From Wiseau, though, it was strangely charming.



The lengthy line of disaster art aficionados in Montreal's most depressing mall.


When the topic of the female lead’s cartoonish cruelty came up, Wiseau was ready with an answer he had seemingly given many times before.

“She is not mean,” he insisted. “She’s just manipulative, like Elizabeth Taylor in Cleopatra.”

Sestero, meanwhile, could barely get a word in edgewise, until he was asked about his book, which Wiseau said he supported “50 percent.” He laughed, of course, but it was hard to tell whether he actually felt jilted.

If Wiseau was hurt by the book’s contents, the damage was apparently not significant enough to stop him from making public appearances with Sestero, who had the unenviable task of subjecting himself to the director’s whims.  As the story goes, the actor was even asked to shave his beard midway through The Room’s filming, only so that his character could be addressed as "Babyface"—Wiseau’s nickname for him on set.

While Wiseau has clearly come to terms with laughing at himself, it’s very much on his own positive terms. Sestero’s book and Franco’s upcoming film may change that.

“It might make The Room too commercial,” Vecera said. “That’s what I’m a bit scared of. Maybe it won’t be a cult movie anymore.”

The Q&A eventually wrapped up, but not before Wiseau bestowed upon two audience members some kind of necklace and a semi-religious blessing of good fortune. I had no idea what was going on. I’m not sure if anyone else did, either.

Finally, it was time for the film.

Watching The Room with a big, rowdy group of superfans was clearly the only way to do it. As has become tradition, hundreds of plastic spoons were launched through the air every time one of the inexplicably framed utensils could be seen in the background. Many had also committed the majority of the dialogue to memory and would liberally converse with the characters. One group of guys answered nearly every question posed by frustrated female characters with the answer: “BECAUSE YOU’RE A WOMAN!”

Wiseau and Sestero were long gone before the movie ended, on their way to Ottawa for the next screening. In their wake was a sea of broken plastic cutlery and blissful moviegoers.

When you exit from a run-of-the-mill flick at your local multiplex, you’ll likely find yourself part of a crowd divided over the merits of what was just seen. The Room, however, is entertainingly bad to the point of transcending such subjectivity.

Perhaps audience member Noah Weigensberg put it best: “Something about everyone getting together for the same thing that’s so obscure and frowned-upon by many others really gave me a sense of belonging.”

Event organizer Stevie Vecera says additional midnight screenings of The Room will occur at Dollar Cinema over the next couple of months and that Wiseau and Sestero will be back in the summer along with other surprise guests.

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01 Apr 22:30

"If you're far enough ahead that people can't tell if you're joking"

by Sebmojo
01 Apr 22:25

Spoilers For Every Book Ever

by Stubby the Rocket

Superman is Clark Kent Batman illustration by Sergio Aragones

Look at you! There’s no time to read. You have decisions to make! Like “what do I become if not an astronaut?” and “how is internet formed?”

But you are so popular! Like George McFly after “Earth Angel” is done playing! And everyone else reads. And it’s all they ever want to talk about. (So boring!)

Don’t worry! We relate. Here is a list of book spoilers for science fiction and fantasy books (and others) so you can feel like king of the party. Always know what everyone is talking about!

[Shhh! Spoilers for all the books ahead!]

 

All spoilers are sorted alphabetically by author!

 

Spoilers

Suzanne Collins

  • The Hunger Games: Katniss and Peeta win.
  • Catching Fire: Katniss and Peeta win.
  • Mockingjay: Katniss and Peeta win. Winning sucks.

 

Spoilers

Cory Doctorow

  • Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom: Internets will 1.) Let us never die. 2.) Make everything kind of boring as a result.
  • Eastern Standard Tribe: If you lived your life separated from your physical geography people might think you’re insane. You are. A little bit.
  • Someone Comes to Town, Someone Leaves Town: Sometimes you just have to experience a story yourself.
  • Little Brother: LOL u hav n0 rights.
  • Makers: Makers are neat.
  • For the Win: Online economies are neat, too.
  • Pirate Cinema: Is this about all the Game of Thrones we’ve been downloading? Listen, HBO, if you made the series easily purchasable we wouldn’t be having this discussion. You’ve got to meet us halfway here, because the only other option is to cut you out of the equation entirely.
  • Homeland: LOL u still hav n0 rights.

 

Spoilers Steven Erikson

Steven Erikson

  • Gardens of the Moon: Who are all these Malazan jerks, and why are they fighting an ice troll giant from back in time? Life is suffering.
  • Deadhouse Gates: Where did the jerks from book one go, why is there so much sand, and how come everyone is ten animals? Life is massacre.
  • Memories of Ice: My favorite jerk from book one is back, with way more new jerks! NOOOOOO WHISKEYJACK NOOOO! NOOO BRIDGEBURNERS NOOOO! Life is grief.
  • House of Chains: Whoa, this new Karsa Orlong jerk is really tall. And he's back in the desert. No one does not hate this desert. Life is slavery.
  • Midnight Tides: YOU HAD AN ENTIRE THIRD CONTINENT FULL OF JERKS? Although this one economy-destroying jerk is pretty charming. Why is this jerk covered in coins? Life is capitalism is suffering
  • The Bonehunters: Ooo, I like this new Malazan army the Bonehunters, even if they're back in the desert. WAIT NO THAT CITY IS ON FIRE WHY IS IT ON FIRE?! Life is fire.
  • Reaper's Gale: This jerkish regime is not doing very well against the capitalists. I think the coin-guy was a metaphor. HEY THE MALAZANS SHOWED UP TO KICK HIS METAPHORICAL BUTT! Life is metaphor.
  • Toll the Hounds: Mostly about dogs, who are jerks. Adorable lop-eared jerks. Life is dogs.
  • Dust of Dreams: Everyone walks forever, and everything is miserable, and no one will survive the crushing weight of our history of atrocities. Life is bummer.
  • The Crippled God: The bad guy was the victim the whole time. I'm going to miss these jerks so much. Life is worth living (despite all the jerks.)

 

Spoilers

Neil Gaiman

  • Neverwhere: London is made of under-culture.
  • Stardust: Stars are made of snark.
  • The Graveyard Book: Your family is made of ghosts.
  • Coraline: Your mother is made of buttons.
  • American Gods: Gods are made of stories.
  • Anansi Boys: Gods are still made of stories.
  • The Sandman: Everything is made of stories.
  • The Ocean at the End of the Lane: Anyone who tells you they know what this is about is lying.

 

Spoilers

Robert Jordan

  • New Spring: The prophesied savior of the world might have just been born but you’re kind of busy with grad school, so...
  • The Eye of the World: Rand al’Thor discovers he is the prophesied savior of the world.
  • The Great Hunt: Turns out the hunt isn’t all that great.
  • The Dragon Reborn: Rand al’Thor is really not into being the prophesied savior of the world but then he is.
  • The Shadow Rising: There’s an entire civilization hiding in a huge desert and they are super into the Dragon Reborn.
  • The Fires of Heaven: Moiraine dies HA HA just kidding no one in this series ever dies.
  • Lord of Chaos: It’s not a romance novel about a sigil-wearing heiress shirking her societal demands to have a tawdry affair with a bucksome cattle rustler.
  • A Crown of Swords: That point in your quest where you take a break to do side-quests? This.
  • The Path of Daggers: Summer finally ends and everyone starts heading back to school.
  • Winter’s Heart: Rand al’Thor and his friends cleanse the taint from saidin and it doesn’t make any sense but we get a huge fight out of it so it ends up being pretty satisfying.
  • Crossroads of Twilight: The novelization of the computer desktop spinny wheel.
  • Knife of Dreams: The cannon becomes canon.
  • The Gathering Storm: The end of the world is here and everyone is off da CHAIN. Especially Rand, who almost destroys the world.
  • Towers of Midnight: OMG Slayer stop you were never all that well-realized a character and it’s too late now.
  • A Memory of Light: The end.

 

Spoilers

C.S. Lewis

  • The Magician’s Nephew: This is the first one.
  • The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe: Or is this the first one?
  • The Horse and His Boy: Did Lion-Jesus just try to eat a horse?
  • Prince Caspian: Seriously, which book is the first book?
  • The Voyage of the Dawn Treader: Is the boat Jesus?
  • The Silver Chair: Puddleglum is Jesus.
  • The Last Battle: Everyone is Jesus.

 

Spoilers

George R. R. Martin

  • A Game of Thrones: Ned dies. Dragons are real.
  • A Clash of Kings: Renly dies. Melisandre’s powers are real.
  • A Storm of Swords: Robb dies. Catelyn dies. [Highlight for actual spoilers] Joffrey dies. Shae dies. Tywin dies. Catelyn reverse-dies. [end]
  • A Feast For Crows: Everything is sadness and no one ever gets what they want or deserve.
  • A Dance With Dragons: [Highlight for actual spoilers] Daenerys gets so bored she straight up leaves the book halfway through. [end]
  • The Winds of Winter: But everyone’s starting to come back together now, right? I mean, they all seemed to be heading that way at the end of the last book...
  • A Dream of Spring: No. There is no happy ending to this.

 

Spoilers

Herman Melville

  • Moby Dick: The whale did it.

 

Spoilers

Stephenie Meyer

  • Twilight: Bored? Try vampire!
  • New Moon: Bored? Try werewolf!
  • Eclipse: Bored? Try taunting the Volturi to kill you!
  • Breaking Dawn: Bored? Try marriage and having a baby and then your creepy werewolf friend promises to love your baby forever and auuuuugghhhhhh.

 

Spoilers

Philip Pullman

  • His Dark Materials: There was some literary debate about whether John Milton was on God or Lucifer’s side when he wrote Paradise Lost. C.S. Lewis said “God, obvs,” and wrote the Chronicles of Narnia. Philip Pullman was all, “Pfft, Lewis just never understood that the Devil has the best tunes” and wrote the His Dark Materials trilogy. You’re welcome.

 

Spoilers

Veronica Roth

  • Divergent: You are all five factions you unique diamond you.
  • Insurgent: But you don’t all get along even after you admit that.
  • Allegiant: It was all your great-grandma’s fault.

 

Spoilers

J.K. Rowling

  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone: Professor Quirrell has Voldemort on the back of his skull. Nicholas Flamel is forced to give up eternal life because the best-guarded wizard building in the world has tests that can be navigated by children.
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: Ginny Weasley cries to Tom Riddle’s diary, never suspecting that having a boyfriend in a book might be a problem. Gilderoy Lockhart is fakey-fake.
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: Sirius is innocent, Professor Lupin is a werewolf, Snape hates them both.
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Cedric dies, Voldemort returns, Mad-Eye Moody is actually Barty Crouch, Jr. Everyone assumes Harry wants to enter a tournament that he might die in because he’s good at Quidditch? Then it turns out Cedric isn’t actually dead. Nah, just kidding, that kid is toast.
  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Sirius falls through a curtain and dies.
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Snape finally gets to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts and is also the Half-Blood Prince, which Harry cannot figure out even when he has his diary-textbook on hand. Dumbledore dies. Draco gets browbeaten into doing evil stuff.
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Lots of people die, including Harry, who lives again because LOVE. Voldemort over. Everyone who’s still alive gets married and lives happily ever after. Unless you listen to J.K. Rowling and Emma Watson, who worry that Ron is not satisfying Hermione spiritually.
  • Harry Potter and the Casual Vacancy: The shit? This is the worst Harry Potter book ever. He’s not even in it.

 

Spoilers

Brandon Sanderson

  • Elantris: Like Beetlejuice but less musical numbers.
  • Mistborn: Kelsier’s funtimes caper was going great! He taught Vin how to be a Mistborn. Then he died. Maybe Vin was the hero all along!
  • The Well of Ascension: Man, the Lord Ruler made his job look so easy. Vin probably isn’t the hero; the idea of being the hero was a trap. Elend gets powers!
  • The Hero of Ages: Vin becomes God, Elend dies, Vin kills God, Vin dies, Sazed inherits the Earth.
  • The Alloy of Law: Bullet time: the western.
  • Warbreaker: Every one is super high, even the sword.
  • The Way of Kings: After nine hundred pages of build-up and backstory, Kaladin gets his powers on and saves Dalinar’s butt.
  • Words of Radiance: Kaladin mopes for 500 more pages, then gets his power back on and saves Dalinar’s butt. You all had BETTER be sorry for thinking Shallan was boring!
  • The Emperor’s Soul: The Emperor’s Soul is missing. Is Shai a bad enough dude to make him a new one? Yes she is.
  • The Rithmatist: You’re not a wizard, Harry Rithmatist, Joel.
  • Steelheart: Whatever Steelheart’s weakness is, it sure isn’t love. Or steel.

 

Spoilers

John Scalzi

  • Old Man’s War: Old man fights war.
  • The Ghost Brigade: Old man adopts child.
  • The Last Colony: Old man fights space werewolves.
  • Zoe’s Tale: Old man’s adopted daughter watches old man fight space werewolves.
  • The Human Division: Meanwhile, back on Earth...
  • Fuzzy Nation: Little Fuzzy Reloaded
  • Redshirts: It was all a dream.

 

Spoilers

J.R.R. Tolkien

  • The Fellowship of the Ring: Boromir dies. Gandalf dies. The Fellowship splits up immediately, with Frodo and Sam taking the One Ring and fleeing.
  • The Two Towers: Come on, you saw the movies, you know how this goes.
  • The Return of the King: You know what I want the Hobbit movies to explain? Why the eagles thought they were too top-shelf to fly everyone to Mount Doom so Sauron could be destroyed before he ravaged the lands of men. “Sorry! We’re here! Do you need us to rescue Sam and Frodo from lava?” Too late, eagles. Too late.

 

David Foster Wallace

  • Infinite Jest: Let’s just jump in here and assume that you know about Infinite Jest: it’s a massive book, like all-of-Dune-combined massive, and there’s been this long-standing mostly, if-we’re-being-honest, straw man argument about whether or not it’s sci-fi or lit-fic (like genre actually means anything anymore, right?) but so it’s gained this reputation, like a John-Bender-esque reputation, w/r/t its length, its difficulty, its Byzantine sentences, its endnotes¹, and its nigh-OCD cataloging of addiction, entertainment options, phobias, tennis strategies, &co &co., ad nauseam, ad infinitum jestum, but really basically it’s just a longer version of The Ring.

    ¹Many people call them footnotes. We try to avoid those people at parties².

    ²We are pathologically skilled at avoiding people at parties, having perfected the scurry-without-looking shuffle, the intense-drink-focus stare³, and the petting-host’s-dog-incessantly barrier.

    ³We recommend dabbling in physics and chemistry in order to make this more interesting. A drink is just a drink until you can imagine it flash-freezing due to lack of nucleation sites within the glass. Then a drink is a magical adventure and you don’t have to give up on staring and go talk about Orange is the New Black because you haven’t watched Orange is the New Black. You hear it’s good.

 

Spoilers

Oscar Wilde

  • The Picture of Dorian Gray: Wanting to be young and hot forever is a terrible idea, especially if you’ve got artistic friends.

 

Wow! Now you can party chat with the best of them! Look at all the things you know about science fiction and fantasy books, some of which aren’t even out yet! You are definitely a smart one and we will catch you later WINK.

That is definitely all the authors, too. No one will ever comment below with additional authors or their own spoilers.


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01 Apr 22:11

desreveR

by nbergus
April Fools' Day, everyone's (least) favorite day on the Internet, brought a 73-minute movie to Netflix of a rotisserie chicken uncooking. What a waste of reversed video.

Reversing video can take the mundane and make it way cooler. Like, for example, eating cotton candy or watching fireworks. Hell, the the classic BBC show Red Dwarf based an entire episode ("Backwards") on reversing video (which you can then watch in reverse, er, forward, er, backwards, er, whatever.)

But perhaps my favorite example of this is a machine that creates anything.
01 Apr 22:03

finofilipino: El mayor archivo mundial de NADA.



finofilipino:

El mayor archivo mundial de NADA.

01 Apr 22:02

The Differences Between Dating A Girl And Dating A Woman

by Meg Spivey

1. A girl will expect to be pampered and treated like a princess at all times. A woman will expect to be treated with respect.

2. A girl wants to change a man. A woman accepts a man as he is.

3. In a fight, a girl seeks to be right, while a woman seeks to understand.

4. A girl needs you in her life. A woman wants you in her life.

5. A girl places herself and her wants first, always. A woman realizes that sometimes it is about her, and sometimes it’s about the other person in the relationship.

6. If a girl is upset, she will be passive-aggressive. If a woman is upset, she will tell you she is upset.

7. When a guy takes space, a girl will immediately pursue him (via text, calling, stalking). A woman lets a man take his space, and won’t hold it against him when he returns.

8. …But if he doesn’t return, a woman will move on. Period. A girl will continue to call or text, reminding him exactly what he “missed” out on.

9. A girl demands love. A woman shows love, and then opens the door to receive it. TC Mark

 


    






01 Apr 21:59

Can We Stop Pretending It’s Cool To Be An Introvert?

by Catherine Woodyard

As anyone who is a part of this world and literate knows, in the past year introversion has made its big debut. It’s the latest fad; “Go Introvert or Go Home!” might as well be plastered across the Internet. Being an introvert, I’m thrilled my need for solitude is finally recognized as socially acceptable. However, the Internet has a tendency to ruin good things, and I fear introversion is one of those things.

1. Being an introvert means being neither shy nor quiet.

Sweet baby Jesus help me if I read another list/article that categorizes introverts as innately awkward people who talk quietly and hate loud noises. Introverts can be shy and/or quiet, but by no means are they in tandem. I’m a card-carrying introvert and I have an embarrassingly loud voice that I have to work to keep in check. It happens. And I used to be shy when I was a kid, but guess what — being shy sucks, so I got over it, which brings me to my next point…

2. For the love of everything that is and ever has been good in this world, stop romanticizing introversion.

Can we please stop acting like introversion is hip? Being an introvert is exhausting. Don’t get me wrong — I love my alone time, books, and introspective tendencies, but it’s not a field of beautiful, quirky flowers. I have to work to keep up with my friends and coworkers amidst thoughts of “Please God let this be over soon all I want to do is get in my bed and watch TV and eat some food and read and sleep and do anything but be with people pleeeeeaasseeee.” Moral of the story: let’s look at things for what they are. This is something that has its ups and downs just like everything else.

3. Being an introvert doesn’t mean being awkward.

Guys, I don’t know when being awkward became cool, but it really helped me out in high school. I mean, it really saved my social life. With that said, it’s not actually cool. It’s gotten tied in with being an introvert, which just isn’t how it should be. As I’ve already said, I’m an introvert. And I used to be awkward. However, I worked my way out of my awkwardness. Yeah, social situations give me anxiety like its their job, but I try not to let that show. I roll with the punches (as far as everyone else can see, at least). Being awkward isn’t good. It makes people uncomfortable. The same should not be said of introversion.

4. People use introversion as an excuse for being rude.

One of the most common bullets I see on lists like “17 Things Everyone Needs to Know About Introverts” is, “Stop asking me if something is wrong! Just leave me alone. Sometimes I just want to be quiet,” or some variation of that. I don’t know if it’s because I’m from the South, but y’all…that’s rude. If someone’s asking you if you’re okay, it’s because he cares. Get over it, accept your friend’s concern, and try looking less miserable in the future. TC mark


    






01 Apr 21:40

As relacións entre narcos, contrabandistas e altos cargos do PP

"Nené" Barral, Pablo Vioque, Manuel Díaz "Ligero", Alfredo Bea, José Manuel Vilas e Luis Jueguen Vilas ou Vicente Otero, "Terito", Marcial Dorado ou Martínez Señoráns son históricos contrabandistas ou mesmo ex narcos relacionados ou vinculados directamente ao PPdeG. Fraga, Louzán e Feijóo mantiveron encontros ou amistade con coñecidos contrabandistas.
01 Apr 20:35

Capitanes Intrépidos

by E. Martin
Pobres americanos.

Si, pobres. A veces me dan tanta pena que pienso que deberíamos formar una ONG para ayudarles.

Ellos llevan décadas sufriendo la horrenda voz original de Clint Eastwood.



Años y años sobrellevando la tortura de tener que escuchar la voz con que nació Arnold Schwarzenegger.



No puedo ni imaginar  el indecible dolor auditivo causado por James Earl Jones.



Y mientras tanto nosotros vivíamos felices y contentos disfrutando la VERDADERA voz de todos ellos.



Pobres, pobres americanos.

Uno creería que tras tanto tiempo, en este mundo globalizado, habrían aprendido de nosotros.

Pero no.

Sin ir más lejos, en la recientemente estrenada Capitán América: el Soldado de Invierno (he dicho que NO me han sobornado los de Antena 3 Media, PESADOS) los espectadores de los Estados Unidos han tenido que contemplar la siguiente escena:

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Una lista de las cosas en las que Steve Rogers tiene que ponerse al día que consta de tirarse a una tal Lucy, pisar la luna, descubrir a Benny Hill y comprarse un Apple entre otras tonterias.

Sin embargo la versión que ahora mismo podemos disfrutar en nuestras pantallas, amén de contar con el Mejor Doblaje del Mundo™ como no podía ser de otra manera, sustituya hábil e imperceptiblemente tan inane lista de propósitos por una cargada de verdadero significado:

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(como muy bién apreció el aventajado discípulo de ROB! Eugenio Quintana)

En ella el Primer Vengador se revela como devoto lector de Camilo José Cela. ¿Y cómo no? ¿Acaso os viene a la mente otro autor al oir las palabras "Capitán América"? ¿Con qué apasionantes aventuras nos habríamos podido deleitar si la ceguera de los editores yankis no hubiera impedido la aparición de épigcs sagas como "Viaje a la Isla de IMA" o "La Familia de Arnim Zola"?

Innecesario es que explique la inclusión de la "1978 Constitution" Resulta evidente que el Centinela de la Libertad se sentiría fascinado por nuestra modélica transición, ejemplo y lección para el mundo entero, e igualmente escandalizado por esos torticeros intentos de alterar la Constitución Que Nos Dimos Entre Todos los Españoles™.

Y además no olvidemos que conoce a nuestro Rey.

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¿Disco? ¡Por favor! Todos sabemos que la música disco lleva años muerta y enterrada. Un artista de la sensibilidad de Rogers se interesaría por grupos al filo de la más rompedora actualidad como Heroes del SIlencio. Sobre todo recordándo cómo pereció Bucky en aquel tren mientras suena de fondo...



..."que yo no tengo la culpa de veeeerte caeeeeee-eeeerrrr..."

¡Cómo podría faltar en esta lista el más importante y trascendental hito de la Marca España™! El chupa chups es, además, la demostración de cuánto le gusta a Rogers chu lo dulce.

Y por último pero no menos importante tenemos a nuestro campeón, Rafa Nadal.

En primer lugar, como no podía ser de otra manera. Como el lugar que ocupa internacionalmente nuestro deporte, motivo de orgullo y satisfacción para todo aquel español que se precie.

Y es que ¿cómo no va a tener interés en los deportistas españoles el famoso Capitán América, el resultado de un suero que convierte a quien se lo inyecta en un consumado atleta de nivel mundial por obra y gracia de la ciencia química un ejemplo de deportividad y dedicación personal?

Pero no sufrais más por vuestros compañeros marvelitas de la tierra descubierta por Colón pues, mediante avanzadas técnicas de taquionurgia, hemos tenido acceso en rigurosa primicia exclusiva a la escena tal y como aparecerá en le Edición Especial Blu-Rey que se edite allá:

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(¿cómo? ¿que la gente ya anda haciendo coñas en Tuister? Ehm... ¿son los taquiones que lo enturbian todo...?)
01 Apr 20:32

Debunkery

by Mark

I mean COME ON! *VRRRRR!!!*

01 Apr 12:28

Khaleesi Khartoon Episode 3 – Consensual Khaleesi

by Toonhole Mike

01 Apr 11:36

Paseo tailandés: Ladyboys y chicas guapas

by Pinjed
Paseo tailandés: Ladyboys y chicas guapas

Creo que todos hemos visto reportajes como los que emite Callejeros donde un reportero recorre lugar paradisíacos o sórdidos o exóticos y va hablando con la gente que se encuentra. Lo de hoy es interesante porque tiene un punto más veraz y menos editado a medida: un turista polaco recorre con una GoPro lo que parece un edificio plagado de prostíbulos y bares de alterne con relaciones públicas que bordean el acoso y donde con dos cervezas baratas en el estómago no debe de ser nada fácil distinguir a señoritas naturales de ladyboys.

  
01 Apr 11:36

Kate canta When I’m Gone mejor que nadie

by Pinjed
Kate canta When I’m Gone mejor que nadie

La chorradilla de la deliciosa Anna Kendrick que se ha convertido ya en un ejercicio de coordinación y psicomotrocidad, el vídeo Cups (Pitch Perfect's "When I'm Gone"), acumula ya más de 120 millones de reproducciones y es sin duda una de las modas del año pasado. Pero una webcamer llamada AwesomeKate ha dado con una forma mucho más... vistosa.. de interpretarla que haciendo las piruetas con un vaso. Y esa forma es haciendo lo mismo pero, válgame el Señor, con las tetas al fresco. A ver, Anna Kendrick, si vas tomando ejemplo.

  
01 Apr 11:35

El Capitán Maria se folla la Viuda Perra

by Fogardo
El Capitán Maria se folla la Viuda Perra

Aprovechando el estreno de la nueva película del universo Marvel. Cumlouder nos regala su versión XXX en formato parodia porno. El Capitán María vuelve con más fuerza que nunca, acompañado de la increíble Viuda Perra. Ambos juntarán sus fuerzas en una follada increíble que al menos nos alivia de toda esa tensión sexual que genera Scarlett Johansson enfundada en ese ajustadísimo traje. Susy Gala no tiene nada que envidiarle, al menos en exuberancia.

  
01 Apr 11:15

«No comento artículos de opinión»

01 Apr 01:13

Breaking Dead: Is BREAKING BAD a WALKING DEAD Prequel?

by Charles Webb

Is it possible Breaking Bad‘s Jesse and Walt were somehow responsible for the The Walking Dead‘s apocalyptic zombie outbreak? Even if Vince Gilligan’s meth saga has come to an end, its impact is being felt on AMC’s gory zombie series, with Easter eggs here and there hinting at a shared universe (and characters), reaching back to the very first season of The Walking Dead.

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Image credit: Reddit

The season four episode of The Walking Dead, “Still,” sees Daryl recounting an anecdote about his brother Merle’s dealer. And his description sounds like a certain short, bald meth dealer out of New Mexico.

Speaking of Merle’s stash, season two sees Daryl’s big brother’s bag of drugs making an appearance as the group attempts to deal with T-Dog’s fever. And at the bottom of the bag? Does that look like a bunch of blue crystals?

Weird.

But it all starts with Walt’s shiny pair of wheels in season four, a Dodge Charger which Skyler made him return so that his new ride wouldn’t draw attention to the family business. Well, guess what is the name of the general manager of the dealership? That’s right, everyone’s favorite fleet-footed survivor, Glenn, who is seen driving the same car in the first season of The Walking Dead.

The biggest surprise here is that Glenn was a general manager of anything, but hey, it all lines up otherwise.

The working theory, via HitFix: after the events of the Breaking Bad finale, the outbreak begins, prompting Jesse to flee in a stolen car… from the same dealership being managed by Glenn, bringing the two characters and the Charger out east. Jesse also likely used his remaining stock of Blue Sky to barter his way out of sticky situations as things started falling apart.

Of course, these could just be a series of cute teases by AMC, home to both series, and a reminder that Better Call Saul is on the way soon.

HT: HitFix

01 Apr 01:02

Los chiles más picantes consumidos en México

by Philippe Saez
chiles

El chile es parte integrante de la gastronomía mexicana y se puede encontrar en una gran variedad de platillos. Su consumo se hace también de manera directa y cada mexicano come en promedio, bajo distintas modalidades, unos 15 kilogramos de chile al año. Los principales estados productores de chile de la República Mexicana son Chihuahua, Zacatecas, San Luis Potosí, Jalisco, Durango y Michoacán.

El chile no es exclusivo de México pues se encuentra y es producido en algunos otros países. La gastronomía india o tailandesa incluyen, como la mexicana, grandes cantidades de chiles en su platillos.

Los principales chiles producidos en México son en promedio el chile jalapeño, el serrano, el poblano y el morrón. La producción total anual avecina las 2 millones de toneladas, sin embargo esto no es suficiente para abastecer su mercado interno. Así es, quizás ustedes no lo sepan, pero algunos de los chiles consumidos en México vienen de países como Estados Unidos o China.

chile

La intensidad del chile se mide en una escala llamada Scoville compuesta por unidades. Lo chiles que no pican están a un nivel cercano a cero mientras los más picantes pueden llegar a más de 400 mil unidades Scoville.

Esta medida encuentra su origen a inicios del siglo XX cuando, en 1912, un tal Wilbur Scoville desarrolló una medida, algo imprecisa pero al fin de cuentas la más confiable, de los niveles de capsaicina, el componente que produce lo picante en los chiles.

Las variedades de chiles más comunes consumidas en México son, por orden de picor:

chiles

Existen otras regiones del mundo chiles aun más picantes que los de mayor consumo en México como son el bhut jolokia, o chile fantasma, originario de la India, estimado entre 800.000 y 1.000.000 unidades Scoville o el Savina Rojo (una evolución del chile habanero) originario de California con unas 577.000 unidades en promedio en la escala Scoville.

Directo al Paladar| Salsa de chiles secos. Receta

Con información de Inforural

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La noticia Los chiles más picantes consumidos en México fue publicada originalmente en Directo al Paladar México por Philippe Saez.








01 Apr 01:01

Alambre de pollo con queso. Receta

by Philippe Saez
alambre pollo y queso

Para terminar el mes de marzo con broche de oro, hoy les propongo una versión de otra receta clásica de la gastronomía mexicana que pueden además preparar prácticamente dónde sea que se encuentren.

El alambre es parte del menú tradicional de toda taquería y sus diferentes variaciones lo hacen un platillo muy versátil y adaptable.

Esta es mi versión del alambre de pollo con queso que podrán preparar de manera rápida y sencilla, para dos personas.

Los ingredientes:

Una pechuga de pollo, 1/2 pimiento verde (morrón), 1/2 chile serrano o jalapeño, 1/3 de calabaza, 1/2 cebolla, 1 cuchara de aceite vegetal, unas gotas de limón, 150g de queso rallado (manchego o el que mejor les agrade), 4 tortillas de harina.

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La preparación:

Cortar la pechuga en cuadritos. Picar la cebolla, el chile, el pimiento y la calabaza. Verter el aceite en una sartén grande, un Wok o un comal, lo que tengan a la mano y les sea más práctico. Yo por ejemplo uso mucho el Wok ya que me acomodo perfectamente con él, aunque no sea un utensilio muy “mexicano” que digamos.

alambre pollo y queso

Dejar calentar el aceite y colocar la cebolla picada. Dejar sofreír unos tres minutos y añadir el pimiento, el chile y el pollo. Revolver y dejar a fuego medio por unos cinco minutos más. Añadir la calabaza, revolver nuevamente, sazonar con sal al gusto y terminar con unas gotas de limón. Dejar otros ocho minutos, esta vez a fuego lento.

Finalmente añadir el queso por encima de todo y, sin revolver, dejar otros cinco minutos a que se derrita lentamente.

Calentar las tortillas en un comal o en el microondas. Servir sobre las tortillas bien calientes.

Les recomiendo acompañar este alambre de pollo con queso de aguacate y frijoles así como de una cerveza fría o en su defecto de una agua de fruta fresca.

Directo al Paladar| Tacos dorados de atún. Receta

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La noticia Alambre de pollo con queso. Receta fue publicada originalmente en Directo al Paladar México por Philippe Saez.








01 Apr 00:58

“Ojo de Halcón 2: Pequeños Aciertos”, de Matt Fraction, David Aja, Steve Lieber, Francesco Francavilla y Javier Pulido

by noreply@blogger.com (PAblo)
Snob

<3

 


Oye, que si os dicen que la serie de “Ojo de Halcón” es un tebeo de superhéroes no os lo creáis. Es un cómic excelente, pero como confirma esta segunda entrega publicada por Panini, que recoge los números siete a doce de la serie regular norteamericana, David Aja y Matt Fraction están por la labor de hacer otra cosa, mucho más vistosa y original incluso, de lo que se acostumbra en los tebeos de tipos y tipas con mallas ajustadas y superpoderes y sin ningún pudor ni complejo en esta serie reinventan un Clint Barton/Ojo de Halcón a su medida, más cercanos a los antihéroes introspectivos del cómic indie norteamericano, que a lo que los mandamientos de Papa Lee mandan.

Clint Barton sigue con su labor de construirse una vida más allá de las mallas y tras comprarse el edificio en el que vive, lo que ha provocado la ira de los mafiosos rusos de la barriada, empieza a confraternizar con sus vecinos. Sin embargo, para un tipo tan desorganizado como Barton le resulta complicado llevar una vida “normal” sobre todo cuando se lía con una escultural bailarina con problemas que no cuenta con la aprobación de sus ex superheroicas ni de Kate Bishop, la joven Ojo de Halcón que le okupa el apartamento. Y, mientras los mafiosos rusos, mueven ficha contratando un asesino profesional, Fortu, el perro de Ojo de Halcón, es el único capaz de desentrañar tanto lío.

Marvel parece haber encomendando a una serie de autores de lo más talentoso una línea de cómics para que a los treinteañeros de la generación hipster puedan seguir comprando sus tebeos sin sentirse culpables y el estandarte de esta nueva manera de enfocar los superhéroes es precisamente esta serie de “Ojo de Halcón” en la que Matt Fraction se suelta la melena y demuestra su versatilidad ofreciendo una interesante trama alejada de las convenciones propias del género para dotar de una mediocre vida corriente al pobre de Ojo de Halcón, cargando al arquero eterno del Universo Marvel de unas series de obligaciones  humanas para las que no está muy acostumbrado. De este modo, el argumento de la serie gira en torno a un Barton en plena crisis de identidad que se convierte en el buen vecino ideal de cualquer vecindario de sitcom al uso al que se le pegan para más inri un perro y un hermano callejeros a los que también adopta. Mientras vamos descubriendo número a número entre boquiabiertos y sorprendidos todo este rico mundo interior que desconocíamos de Ojo de Halcón  buena parte del protagonismo de la historia se lo roba al arquero marvelita, Kate Bishop, la Ojo de Halcón de los Jóvenes Vengadores, que gracias al lápiz mágico de Fraction acaba convertida en una Hopey marvelita, gruñona, refrescante y divertida que ofrece el adecuado contrapunto al deprimente y deprimido protagonista que sin las mallas ni el arco – pocas flechas se disparan en este tebeo- se queda en poca cosa (de hecho, Burton es el menos interesante de los personajes de la historia, incluido el perro).

Mucho me temo que la fresca premisa de Fraction se habría quedado en mucho menos si no contase en el apartado gráfico con un descomunal David Aja que desde sus comienzos bajo la alargada sombra de Steranko se puso como límite su propio talento y todavía no ha tocado techo. Aja es la salsa de este invento y sin su sorprendente ingenio para adaptar las últimas tendencias y hallazgos narrativos a tramas convencionales en las que sobre una base mazzuchelliana logra compaginar el frío diseño minimalista a lo Ware con la euforia pop de Jaime Hernández y sin las sorpresas visuales que se esconden página a página esta serie no tendría ni la mitad de gracia que la que tiene. Además, para cubrir los huecos cuando se ve apurado con las entregas cuenta con la colaboración de dos compinches de la talla de Francesco Francavilla y Javier Pulido, quién dibuja el Anual 1, que comparten parecidas inquietudes formales y dan lo mejor de sí para mantenerse a la altura de la locomotora desbocada de la creatividad de Aja..

En fin, “Ojo de Halcón” es la única serie que puede lograr que Chris Ware se interese por los superhéroes, ya que cuentan con protagonistas deprimentes presentados a través de un acabado gráfico exquisito. La modernidad ha llegado al género de superhéroes con “Ojo de Halcón” -bueno, ya venía intuyéndose desde unos años antes- y, aunque creo que su vigencia dependerá exclusivamente de su rentabilidad económica, series como esta están llamadas a convertirse en pocos años en delicatessen de las llamadas de culto. Disfrutemos de la fiesta mientras dure.

Mi reseña de la primera entrega, aquí.
01 Apr 00:55

¡Ada, ada, ada!, ¡la Liga está apretada!

by dgallego@fundeu.es
Snob

Super a prol de que a Fundéu se deixe de paripés e se confirme coma o novo Diario AS.

Que el Real Madrid pierda un partido tras una vuelta entera sin conocer la derrota entra dentro de lo comprensible; que, después del doloroso revés contra el Barcelona, tropezara de nuevo contra el Sevilla fue en cambio toda una campanada.

Tanto que ni siquiera sirve de bálsamo la goleada del sábado contra el Rayo Vallecano. Es inevitable: pese a los cinco tantos de Ronaldo y compañía, la hinchada madridista mira la tabla clasificatoria y se ve desplazada al tercer puesto, desubicada, aturdida, de buenas a primeras dependiendo de que el Atlético y el Barcelona pinchen para optar al título liguero de esta temporada.

Como se aprecia en los dos primeros párrafos, el sufijo -ada es de lo más productivo en español. Entre sus múltiples significados, cabe mencionar el matiz de ‘golpe’: así, cuando se agrede con un cuchillo, se asesta una cuchillada, e igualmente, si Patxi Puñal marca un gol, fácil será que alguien hable de una puñalada del capitán del Osasuna.

Según se intuye a partir del último ejemplo, los sustantivos formados con el sufijo -ada se prestan a menudo a creaciones estilísticas, cuyo significado puede perder parcial o totalmente la relación con la base: así como no hace falta que corra sangre para meter puñaladas, se habla de campanada no porque se agiten badajos, sino por el ruido y revuelo provocados por la derrota del Real Madrid en el Sánchez-Pizjuán.

Por ilustrar este paradigma con un nuevo ejemplo, cuando se afirma que un defensa da una tarascada, este sustantivo se forma a partir de tarasca. Aunque no se tenga conciencia lingüística de este proceso de derivación, el sustantivo tarasca no es sino una ‘boca grande de animal’, según indica la Nueva gramática de la lengua española. Por su parte, para el diccionario Clave, tarascada equivale a ‘golpe fuerte, mordisco o arañazo rápidos’ o, con más libertad y a menudo enseñando los tacos de las botas, directamente a patada (‘golpe dado con la pata o con el pie’).

Por otra parte, el sufijo -ada también indica ‘conjunto’, motivo por el que la suma de hinchas de un equipo son su hinchada y los cinco goles que encajó el Rayo Vallecano constituyen goleada. No se trata, por cierto, de la victoria más escandalosa, pues el Barcelona consiguió recientemente un siete a cero, probablemente el resultado más amplio de la temporada, donde el sufijo -ada expresa ahora sentido temporal, como en velada o madrugada.

Y así, como a los enamorados de Joaquín Sabina, podrían darnos las diez y las once, las doce y la una y las dos y las tres presentando palabras que incluyen el sufijo -ada y alimentando de paso el controvertido debate sobre quién debe ocupar la portería del Real Madrid: aunque sentar a Casillas fue en principio una mourinhada, tampoco Diego López se caracteriza por cantar, esto es, no hace cantadas.

01 Apr 00:44

Pygmy Slow Loris Baby Is in Good Hands at Paignton Zoo

by Andrew Bleiman

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Dedicated keepers at Paignton Zoo in England are caring for a rare baby that weighed little more than a CD at birth.

The Pygmy Slow Loris – which weighed just 22 grams when it was born - was one of twins born to a first-time mother. One twin did not survive, and keepers stepped in to save the other when its mother abandoned it.

For the first night Head Mammal Keeper Craig Gilchrist slept in an office at the zoo, feeding the tiny youngster every couple of hours. It was given a milk replacer using a 1 milliliter syringe and a small rubber teat.

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Seven mammal keepers now take turns feeding the tiny baby day and night. One takes the incubator home each evening. The baby needs more frequent feeds overnight as Slow Lorises are nocturnal and eat more at night.

Now, at around a month old, it has gone from 22 grams - less than a single AA battery - to over 30 grams – the weight of a dessert spoon. 

Keeper Lewis Rowden said, “You have to take care not to squirt the milk into the lungs – you have to let the baby suckle at its own rate. We are just moving on to feeding some solids now – small amounts of mashed boiled sweet potato.”

See and read more after the fold.

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The baby sleeps in an incubator cuddling a furry toy from the Paignton Zoo shop. Most Pygmy Slow Loris births occur in February or March; twins are normal, singletons are born occasionally. A typical adult Pygmy Slow Loris weighs less than 500g.

The Pygmy Slow Loris is classified as Vulnerable by the International Union for Conservation of Nature's Red List, which means that it is considered to be facing a high risk of extinction in the wild. The species comes from the forests of South East Asia, where it lives on a diet of insects, fruit, slugs and snails. This small nocturnal primate has a comical appearance – the name loris may come from an old Dutch word for clown.

The Vietnam War nearly wiped out this species of loris as forests were burned or defoliated. The destruction of forests continues today due to agriculture and development. The pet trade is another serious threat.

01 Apr 00:41

Everything You Know Is Wrong.

by Sara C.
Research on DNA extracted from the skulls of Black Death victims has revealed that the plague was not spread by rat fleas after all, and instead must have been airborne.

In other words, the plague was not a bubonic plague, at all, but a pneumonic plague.

The skulls were taken from recently rediscovered Black Death burial sites in London, revealed during excavations for the Crossrail rail line.

Previously, DNA isolated from the same skulls proved conclusively that the Black Death was caused by the Yersenia pestis bacterium.
31 Mar 22:03

Man searching for mushrooms cuts open dead porcupine, saves its baby

by Joe Veix
Man searching for mushrooms cuts open dead porcupine, saves its baby

Jared Buzzell of Lisbon, Maine was on his way to search for mushrooms, which he collects for “medicinal” purposes, when he saw a car in front of him hit a porcupine.

He slammed on his brakes to check on it. When he realized it was dead, he cut its corpse open to look inside, as one does. There, he unexpectedly found a baby porcupine.

He originally cut the porcupine open because his uncle told him that a valuable mineral forms in the animals’ stomachs. The baby was just a bonus. “[I] cut the sack open and out fell the porcupine. [I] cut the umbilical cord, put it in a hat,” Buzzell explained to WMTW News. “We thought it was dead  — then I started massaging it and all kinds of stuff starting coming out of its lungs so it started breathing.”

He’s planning to take care of the animal until it can be handed over to an animal rescue, as porcupines aren’t allowed to be kept as pets in Maine. He currently feeds it baby formula roughly every two hours from his daughter’s toy baby doll bottle.

So let this be a lesson to us all to violently cut open any fresh roadkill we encounter. It just might save a life. h/t WMTW

31 Mar 20:41

De quen é A Lanzada?

by Marcos Pérez Pena

Os gobernos municipais dos concellos do Grove e Sanxenxo levan días cruzando declaracións nos medios de comunicación sobre a titularidade da coñecida praia, un debate aberto dende hai máis dun século e no que tamén se mistura a disputa da propiedade entre dúas comunidades de montes.

31 Mar 20:41

Realizations...

by noreply@blogger.com (MRTIM)