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02 Apr 12:19

Undersea II: Narwhals & Icebergs

by Rose Hesse
 
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mixed media: textbook on international law, LEDs, aluminum tape, acrylic paint, ink & watercolor

In my first attempt at a diorama, some of the detail of the watercolor was lost when the piece was backlit with LEDs. For this one I added aluminum duct tape to the opposite side of the background, and peeled it off in key areas to create a more specific lighting effect.


 


02 Mar 17:25

Get an Energy Boost with This Seven-Minute Yoga Routine

by Heather Yamada-Hosley

If mornings aren’t your thing or you’re prone to an afternoon lull, try this quick yoga routine aimed at boosting your energy. You don’t need any equipment and you can do this exercise even if you don’t have much room to move.

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02 Mar 17:22

This Sexy Hula Dancer Will Have You Smiling All Day Long

by Cody Gohl
Alaka'i Lastimado has definitely got the moves.
02 Mar 02:40

Celeste, A Platformer Covered In Spikes

by Nathan Grayson

Celeste is a game about climbing a mountain. A mountain covered in spikes.

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08 Feb 20:22

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Best Day Ever

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02 Feb 04:35

Chelsea Handler Vows to Fight for Immigrants, Muslim, Mexican, Black, Gay and Trans People: WATCH

by Andy Towle
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TV host and comedian Chelsea Handler delivered a heartfelt speech today to her Instagram followers, pledging to use her privilege to stand up for those who are disenfranchised.

Greetings from Mumbai!

I had a friend today tell me that I was being too political, that I was being too aggressive. And what I want to say is this: I am a white women of a lot of privilege. I make a lot of money and I don’t have a lot of problems, and a lot of what this administration has proposed thus far won’t even affect me personally. I don’t need Planned Parenthood. I can pay for my own medical care. I’m not an immigrant. I was born here. I’m not Muslim. I’m not Mexican. I’m not black. I am not gay, or I’m not transgender.

But, I know this country is based on inclusiveness, on welcoming people. On loving people that are not like you. On not worrying about how something impacts your life personally, but how it impacts all the people around you and all the people that aren’t around you. It’s compassion and it’s empathy. And I will fight for it, and if I come off as being aggressive, it’s because I care so much about doing the right thing.

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10 Jan 16:35

Gay men, please stop using the term “BBC,” It’s racist, blogger says

by Graham Gremore

“Size generally matters in the gay meat market,” author Jeremy Helligar writes in a new op-ed at Honey9, “regardless of racial considerations, but the curiosity and expectations so often attached to dark meat raises the ick factor to a level of grotesque.”

Related: Is It True What They Say About Black Men?

Helligar is the author of the humorous travelogue Is It True What They Say About Black Men?, which examines how gay black men are viewed, and often objectified, in countries all around the world.

“Lately, though, I’ve noticed a shift, especially on Grindr,” Helligar writes. “Guys rarely ask me if it’s true what they say about black men anymore. That’s so 2011. Now they often send me messages that say, simply, ‘BBC’, or occasionally, ‘BBC?’–and not because they’re confusing me with the British broadcaster.”

BBC, for those of you know may not know, is internet shorthand for big black c*ck. And, in Helligar’s opinion, it’s kinda racist. Here’s why:

“It’s basically saying that as a black man, that is my primary value,” he says.

“I haven’t figured out if the gay white men who use it do so because it’s easier to write,” he continues, “or if it’s just too embarrassing to spell out ‘big black blank.’ Whatever the reason, the implication is the same: I’m no longer a three-dimensional person. I am my big black blank.”

Related: The “Black Men Are Bigger” Myth Just Got Debunked

As a result of constantly being asked about his BBC, which Helligar says has quickly become “the new bane of my gay existence,” it’s opened his eyes to another problem in our society: the crap women have to put up with when it comes to being objectified.

“Would you want your sister to get involved with a guy who refers to her as ‘BB’ for ‘big breasts’?” he asks. “The sad thing is, most women probably hear far worse on a regular basis. I sympathize. I empathize. I know how it feels.”

“I’m certain that I haven’t seen the last of ‘BBC,'” Helligar adds, adding that he’s sure “my protestations [over the term] will likely be met with shrugs.”

“In a world where a rich white man can be caught on tape boasting about sexually assaulting women and still be elected leader of the free world, no one’s going to get too worked up over a little ‘BBC’…except for the men it objectifies.”

“And ladies,” he concludes, “we feel your pain.”

Related: A Black Man Answers: “Are Black Men Really Bigger?”

14 Dec 00:16

Artist Benedetto Bufalino Unveils a Disco Ball Cement Truck

by Christopher Jobson

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Thanks to French artist Benedetto Bufalino, you can now dance the night away at a construction site turned night club with the help of his new Diso Ball Cement Mixer. The truck was parked from December 8-10 in Lyon, France where bright spotlights pointed at the truck turned the streets and building facades into swirling dance party. The spectacle apparently grabbed the attention of quite a few passersby who stopped to take photos and film the otherwise mundane work site that was transformed for a few hours each night.

Bufalino is known for his unconventional approach to urban interventions, frequently installing active aquariums into phone booths and creating a variety of public art pieces in unexpected places. (via Designboom)

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05 Dec 19:12

Why Do We Have the Electoral College?

by Ari Ezra Waldman

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In the aftermath of the November presidential election, Towleroad is exploring several legal issues related to the result, the incoming administration, and the future of democracy in America. If you have any questions, please email law@towleroad.com.

closing argument clintonHillary Clinton’s lead in the popular vote now exceeds 2.5 million. She has a larger margin of the popular vote than 10 presidents. Yet she currently trails Donald J. Trump in the Electoral College 306 to 232. The winner of the Electoral College vote becomes President. The Democratic Party nominee has won the popular vote in 6 of the last 7 presidential elections. He (and now, or she) has only actually won the presidency 4 times in that span. The Electoral College represents a threat to democracy. In fact, it was designed to be.

There are a lot of myths swirling around about the Electoral College: that it was created to protect small states, or because the Framers hated democracy, or because Alexander Hamilton needed a good topic for a rap.

The Electoral College was created to protect one thing: slavery. What’s more, the way it operates today dilutes the voting power of states with large urban environments, which generally have higher populations of persons of color and sexual minorities. Therefore, an institution created to protect slavery continues to burden minorities in America.

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During the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia, James Wilson, a Pennsylvania delegate, proposed the direct election of the president. James Madison, a Virginia delegate, argued against it for political reasons: the South would oppose it, he said. “The right of suffrage was much more diffusive in the Northern than the Southern States; and the latter could have no influence in the election on the score of Negroes,” Madison later wrote.

He meant that there were many more voters in the North because the millions of slaves in the South could not vote. So if we elected the President directly, the South would always be wiped out.

A compromise was proposed: The President would be elected via the vote of the Electoral College. And the votes of the Electoral College would be allocated to states based on the states’ numbers of Representatives in the House and Senators in the Senate.

The number of representatives in the House was “determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons.” That quote comes from the original version of Article I, Section 2 of the Constitution.

The result was that slave states in the South received extra voting power, and as the number of slaves increased in a state, that state’s electoral power increased! Upon ratification of the Constitution, Virginia, a slave state, was allocated one-quarter of the Electoral College votes needed to win the Presidency.

By 1800, Pennsylvania, a free state, had 10% more eligible voters than Virginia, but had 20% fewer Electoral College votes. No wonder Virginians kept winning the Presidency for much of the country’s first 36 years.

The Electoral College’s bias toward slave states was obvious. It helped Thomas Jefferson win the Presidency in 1800. His Southern State supporters would never have pushed him over the edge of victory against John Adams without the extra votes from slaves.

Thomas JeffersonIndeed, when we first started tinkering with the Electoral College (after the election of 1800 gave Thomas Jefferson and Aaron Burr the same number of Electoral College votes), Massachusetts Congressman Samuel Thatcher noted that the “representation of slaves adds thirteen members to this House in the present Congress, and eighteen Electors of President and Vice President at the next election.”

The Twelfth Amendment, which prevented a similar 1800 election tie by having separate presidential and vice presidential candidates, kept the Electoral College system in place specifically because Southern slave holdings states refused to give it up.

We fought a war over slavery and ratified amendments to the Constitution that erased the odious “three-fifths clause”. But we kept the Twelfth Amendment’s Electoral College system in place, which now dilutes the voting power of persons of color and other minorities.

Here’s how: Small states are over-represented in the Electoral College. For example, the state with the smallest population (Wyoming) has 3 votes in the Electoral College (2 for its 2 senators and 1 for its at-large representative in the House). California has 55 votes in the Electoral College (it has 2 senators and 53 representatives). But because of the extraordinary difference in population between Wyoming and California, each of Wyoming’s votes in the Electoral College accounts for much more than each of California’s.

californiastateflagIn fact, for California voters to be represented like Wyoming voters in the Electoral College, California would need 197 votes, not 55. New York would need 101. The underrepresentation of large states in the Electoral College dilutes the representation of minority voters because most of those minority voters are concentrated in those large states.

California, New York, Illinois, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and other states have more urban centers (and minority populations) than Wyoming, Vermont, North Dakota, Alaska, and other states at the bottom of the population ladder.

The Electoral College has muted the will of the people in two presidential elections in the last 20 years. It does so because it was created to give extra power to slave states, or states with more rural areas and lower populations. It is an anathema. It needs to go. We will explore the chances of Electoral College reform in our next post.

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11 Nov 08:32

“Bernie Would’ve Won” Is a Useless Exercise in Victim Shaming That Needs to End Now

by Sean Nelson
by Sean Nelson

What about Gary Hart, or RFK, or the Most Interesting Man in the World guy, or your mom?
What about Gary Hart, or RFK, or the Most Interesting Man in the World guy, or your mom?
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It was inevitable. Of course the Bernie loyalists have been saying it all along but even they had the good taste to keep their voices down in the first 24 hours of rage grief. I first saw it in print here in the Independent, but they're British, so it's not their fault. Then, today it was in the Washington Post, which is harder to forgive. The argument that Bernie Sanders would have beaten Trump is on its way to divert us from the job of dealing meaningfully with the nightmare already in progress. It's a grotesque, sour grapes-y exercise in victim shaming. And like anyone who comes to a person in mourning with advice about how they could have made better choices, it truly can fuck off.

Maybe he could've won, sure. But the Washington Post doesn't know that and neither does anyone else. Because he didn't win the nomination, which is the first step to winning the election.

Is the premise that the rednecks who rallied around Trump hate Jewish socialists less than they hate women? That was an argument that floated around The Stranger offices in the weeks leading up to HRC's nomination. Again, maybe, but I don't buy it. Antisemitism runs every bit as deep as the misogyny and racism that fueled his rise.

Regardless, the issue is the 46.9% of Americans who didn't vote FOR ANYONE. And saying they weren't given an exciting enough candidate is to excuse and forgive them and that's absurd. Voting is not shopping. You don't always get everything you want. And holding out because you don't feel inspired, or because the 25 year old Republican conspiracy to discredit HRC was so effective that non-Republicans can't quite shake it off, is not a behavior I am prepared to flatter with magical thinking.

Magical thinking kills.

HRC was not my first choice. But anyone in any world who couldn't see that she was the best choice and, more to the point, that A CHOICE WAS GETTING MADE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER does not get my liberal sympathies today or ever. Privileging your biases over the needs of everyone else leads precisely to where we are. Which is why I say "later" to that Bernie could've won shit and anyone who propounds it.

08 Nov 23:09

Artist Charles Young’s Growing Metropolis of 635 Paper Structures

by Christopher Jobson

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Last year we were thrilled to discover this little paper world constructed by artist Charles Young who conceived of the idea as a 365-day creative project to explore different architectural forms through paper, every single day for a year. Except… it turns out he never stopped. The tiny paper metropolis has now grown to 635 buildings, many with moving parts that Young expertly animates and shares daily on his Tumblr. The entire papercraft city will be on view from November 10-26, 2016 at the NEoN Digital Arts Festival in Dundee, Scotland.

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12 Oct 03:06

Christopher Columbus was not the first to discover America, but...



Christopher Columbus was not the first to discover America, but he was the first to introduce transatlantic slavery to the New World. In 1492, he described Caribbean Island natives in his journal, noting “I could conquer the whole of them with 50 men and govern them as I please.” Within a year, he’d initiated the enslavement, transport, abuse, mutilation, rape, and murder of millions of natives in what was probably the biggest slave trade of its time. Source Source 2 Source 3

16 Aug 01:09

The ‘Sator Square’ is a word square containing 5...



The ‘Sator Square’ is a word square containing 5 Latin palindromes that was first found in the ruins of Pompeii. Each of the words that are carved into it, SATOR, AREPO, TENET, OPERA, and ROTAS, can be read top to bottom, bottom to top, left to right, or right to left. Source

12 Aug 15:34

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Three Laws of Robotics

by tech@thehiveworks.com


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02 Aug 06:08

They Don’t Call It Sin Anymore by Bruce Lambson



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27 Jul 06:46

It’s The End Of An Era: Miss Cleo Has Died

by Michael K

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In case you couldn’t tell from the millions of “I wonder if she saw it coming” jokes on Twitter and everywhere else, the legendary Miss Cleo (born name: Youree Dell Harris) has died. Miss Cleo died at a hospital in Palm Beach County, Florida this morning. She was only 53 years old.

Miss Cleo’s rep tells TMZ that she was battling that mega asshole cancer and checked into a hospice center last week. Miss Cleo was surrounded by her friends and family at the time of her death.

The iconic TV psychic and Joanne the Scammer’s inspiration made the 90s a lot more fun. Youree Harris, who was born and raised in the US, slapped a manufactured Jamaican accent on her tongue to play “Miss Cleo” in a series of masterpiece commercials for the Psychic Readers Network from around 1997 to 2003. Miss Cleo quickly became a pop culture icon. Miss Cleo left Psychic Readers Network after the Federal Trade Commission charged the company and her with deceptive advertising, among other things. Miss Cleo was never indicted.

Once she left PRN, Miss Cleo mainly stayed out of the spotlight, but she did voice the character of  Auntie Poulet in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City in 2002 and she publicly come out as a lesbian in 2006. And in 2014, Miss Cleo made a comeback of sorts. She was in the documentary Hotline and starred in a commercial for French Toast Crunch (screen shot above). The Psychic Readers Network later sued Youree for that commercial claiming that they own the rights to “Miss Cleo.

She spoke to Vice in 2014 about her career and back then, she said she was still working as a phone psychic and had customers from all over the world:

Oh, yeah, my clients are international, sweetie. I have clients in New Zealand, Australia, a few here in Toronto, a bunch all over the US, Jamaica, obviously. Honey, that’s how I make my money. I’ve got kids and grandchildren; I like being able to help.

A piece of my teen self who used to live for watching Miss Cleo commercials in the morning after “calling in sick” to school has died today along with Miss Cleo. I’m going to need 2016 to call me now, so I can curse that bitch out for taking all of our legends.

Rest in peace, Miss Cleo.

 

03 Jul 05:25

Injured? Billboard, Jacob Ernup, Attorney, Los Angeles, CA



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08 Jun 18:15

Nearly Half Of Gay Men Use Adult Films For Sex Education

by matt baume

Oh dear, we’re in trouble.

A new survey shows that almost half of gay men in England have watched pornography for “education” about how to have sex. This is like watching The Matrix to learn kung-fu.

The charity GMFA asked over a thousand gay men where they learned about sex. Not surprisingly, an overwhelming majority reported no instruction in school — or at least, no instruction that applied to same-sex relationships.

Related: Data Shows Ladies Love Gay Porn. Can You Blame Them?

And so where did they look for instruction instead?

Pornography, of course!

And that would be fine, except nothing that happens in porn is real, so that 41 percent of gay men who learned about anal sex from porn are in for some surprises. You seldom see the hygiene preparations in adult films, not to mention diligent STI testing.

What’s more, 34 percent learned about oral sex through porn. And 13 percent of respondents said they had riskier bareback sex after watching bareback pornography.

Don’t get us wrong, porn is great. It’s fun. Let’s all watch a lot of it. But we also have a responsibility to be smart and not dive into bed without learning how to do it safely in the real world.

Related: An Infographic Of Global Internet Porn Habits

If there’s a lesson here, it’s not to criticize pornography for being unrealistic — that’s not its job — but to criticize schools for doing such a poor job of preparing young people for the bodies they inhabit. Pretending that everyone is straight and celibate until married does a disservice to everyone. Straight people wind up pregnant; and queer people wind up with infections and injuries.

And that’s just the worst-case scenario. Because you so seldom see happy fulfilled partnerships in porn or in educational materials, LGBTQs are unprepared for building strong relationships. They might think that finding love is impossible, if they don’t see any models among all the straight couples presented by popular culture. Or they might think that the only way to connect is with a glamorous sex act.

Having a fantasy life is fine — let’s just hope that near-majority of gay men who learn about sex from porn don’t get stuck in theirs.

Related: Hetero Guys Open Up About Their Gay Porn Fetishes With Each Other

13 May 11:39

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11 May 23:53

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For May 11th!

by Michael K

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The Witness Protection Program is really underfunded. – Beezers

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Michael outwits PHG Security. – Texndoc

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04 May 16:50

2016 National Geographic Travel Photographer of the Year Contest Entries

by Kate Sierzputowski
Whilst on a road trip in Iceland, we stumbled across a sea of old lava flows that has, over the centuries, been blanketed in thick, green layer of moss.

Whilst on a road trip in Iceland, we stumbled across a sea of old lava flows that has, over the centuries, been blanketed in thick, green layer of moss, © Dylan Shaw / National Geographic Travel Photographer of the Year Contest

The National Geographic Travel Photographer of the Year Contest is currently taking submissions, with entries for the prestigious competition accepted until May 27, 2016. Here we were able to share some of the spectacular early submissions, images that range from lonely snow covered hills to jam-packed metropolises without room for green space. The grand prize winner of the contest will receive a seven-day Polar Bear Safari for two in Churchill, Canada. (via The Atlantic and This Isn’t Happiness)

Spring season in japan, People love to walk in this blue carpet flowers (Nemophila blue flowers) at Hitachi seaside park Ibaraki.

Spring season in japan, People love to walk in this blue carpet flowers (Nemophila blue flowers) at Hitachi seaside park Ibaraki, © Danilo Dungo / National Geographic Travel Photographer of the Year Contest

During a snow storm I decided to head over to Bryce Canyon NP and enjoy the freshly fallen snow. Visibility was down to almost zero, but then I found this single tree right next to a snow drift and knew this would be my shot.

During a snow storm I decided to head over to Bryce Canyon NP and enjoy the freshly fallen snow. Visibility was down to almost zero, but then I found this single tree right next to a snow drift and knew this would be my shot, © Photo and caption by Yvonne Baur /National Geographic Travel Photographer of the Year Contest

This picture was taken during Mt. Bromo eruption, the horse seems a little agitated due to the sound of the eruption.

This picture was taken during Mt. Bromo eruption, the horse seems a little agitated due to the sound of the eruption, © Reynold Dewantara / National Geographic Travel Photographer of the Year Contest

Stunning peaks & thousands of King Penguins on South Georgia in soft early sunrise. The photography challenge was to resist shooting only Penguin close-ups (very tempting for sure) & step back occasionally to be equally amazed by the landscape in which they live. Special Bonus: It was 100 years to the month that Shackeltonís boat (Endurance) finally went under the Antarctic pack ice (Nov 1915), precipitating his epic traverse of South Georgia, before finding help at nearby Stromness (1916).

Stunning peaks & thousands of King Penguins on South Georgia in soft early sunrise. The photography challenge was to resist shooting only Penguin close-ups (very tempting for sure) & step back occasionally to be equally amazed by the landscape in which they live. Special Bonus: It was 100 years to the month that Shackeltonís boat (Endurance) finally went under the Antarctic pack ice (Nov 1915), precipitating his epic traverse of South Georgia, before finding help at nearby Stromness (1916), © Photo and caption by Shivesh R. / National Geographic Travel Photographer of the Year Contest

this image was captured very early in the morning after climbing Yellow Mountain at 3 am and waiting for few hours in the cold and wind at -4 degrees. no HDR and no photoshop was used for the effect of this image , everything is 100% natural . The magic of the nature did it work and I have been lucky

This image was captured very early in the morning after climbing Yellow Mountain at 3 am and waiting for few hours in the cold and wind at -4 degrees. No HDR and no Photoshop was used for the effect of this image, everything is 100% natural. The magic of the nature did its work and I have been lucky, © Thierry Bornier / National Geographic Travel Photographer of the Year Contest

An hours walk on a cold Winter's morning was needed to get to this location. Looking back over the Trotternish Ridge from the Quirrang on the Isle of Skye is one of my favourite locations.

An hours walk on a cold Winter’s morning was needed to get to this location. Looking back over the Trotternish Ridge from the Quirrang on the Isle of Skye is one of my favourite locations, © Photo and caption by Andy Dines / National Geographic Travel Photographer of the Year Contest

Performances of Chinese opera are usually held in a mat-shed at the Pak Tai Temple in Taipa village. In this small temporary make-up room built solely with bamboo and iconic red-blue-white plastic bags, over 10 performers are preparing for the show.

Performances of Chinese opera are usually held in a mat-shed at the Pak Tai Temple in Taipa village.
In this small temporary make-up room built solely with bamboo and iconic red-blue-white plastic bags, over 10 performers are preparing for the show, © Photo and caption by Antonio Leong / National Geographic Travel Photographer of the Year Contest

Devotees carrying the palki, sedan chair, of Shiva. The Shiva's Temple, known as Khandoba locally, is a very famous temple situated in the town of Jejuri, in Maharashtra, India. Every year on the day of Somvati Amavasya - a no moon day - thousands of devotees arrives at the temple. The festival's main ritual is offering of turmeric powder by the devotees. Such large quantities of turmeric powder are used that all the devotees and the temple ground are covered in yellow colour of the turmeric.

Devotees carrying the palki, sedan chair, of Shiva. The Shiva’s Temple, known as Khandoba locally, is a very famous temple situated in the town of Jejuri, in Maharashtra, India. Every year on the day of Somvati Amavasya – a no moon day – thousands of devotees arrives at the temple. The festival’s main ritual is offering of turmeric powder by the devotees. Such large quantities of turmeric powder are used that all the devotees and the temple ground are covered in yellow colour of the turmeric, © Photo and caption by Aashit Desai / National Geographic Travel Photographer of the Year Contest

This amazing stacked architecture of Hong Kong shows the housing of its rather dense population. It's visually striking to understand that your whole horizon is built from people's lit windows. It shocks you that each life so big and important to the person himself and his close circle looks just like a tiny star in a huge sky next to millions of the same stars.

This amazing stacked architecture of Hong Kong shows the housing of its rather dense population. It’s visually striking to understand that your whole horizon is built from people’s lit windows. It shocks you that each life so big and important to the person himself and his close circle looks just like a tiny star in a huge sky next to millions of the same stars, © Photo and caption by Julia Wimmerlin / National Geographic Travel Photographer of the Year Contest

02 May 12:51

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27 Apr 23:53

This Video Perfectly Illustrates That It’s Okay To Fall Down

by Adam Salandra

In life, there are always roadblocks on the way to our goals, but a gorgeous new short film is illustrating that it’s all about what you do to move past them and keep moving forward that matters.

Just as Beyonce has taught us to turn lemons into Lemonade this week, Access Oneness has just released its film Headway, which follows a man walking a tightrope in the middle of a purple forest.

“So, you lose balance and you fall…but, what do you do next? Stop? Or go on? Make art out of falling…” says the description under the movie.

Not only does it have a powerful message, but with the entire thing taking place in the center of a bright purple forest, the cinematography is breathtaking as well. (And the film’s hunky star, Louis Boniface, certainly doesn’t hurt either.)

You can watch the entire short film below.
 

15 Apr 21:25

Dancing Businessman Sparks An “Epic Dance Off” In Latest Money Supermarket Ad

by Matthew Tharrett

“Dave” the fabulous dancing businessman returned to British TV this week in a brand new ad for Money Supermarket, a London-based financial services website.

The “Dave” character first appeared in a Money Supermarket ad last January, where he strutted down an Los Angeles sidewalk in a pair of denim hot pants and black pumps. It raked in more than 1,500 viewer complaints and was named the “most complained about ad in 2015” by the UK’s Advertising Standards Authority.

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In the ad below, Dave comes across Colin the dancing construction worker, another familiar face from a 2015 campaign, and challenges him to an “epic dance off” that had the UK screaming on Twitter:

Check it out below:

03 Apr 03:01

GLC 2016: Ramez Naam on Provoking the Future

by Jon Mitchell

Participants in the 2016 GLC were treated Saturday morning to a visit by Ramez Naam, celebrated science fiction author, former elected fake-cult leader from the Church of Mez, and longtime Burner.

Mez’s talk challenged Burners and Burner-like humans to take on their civic responsibility as explorers and engineers of inner and outer space. “We are the ones that we have been waiting for,” Mez said.

imageMez began by setting the record straight: “I just want to say I am no longer a cult leader. The cult was declared ‘morally bankrupt’,” Mez reassured us. He’s concentrating on his other exploits these days: The author of the renowned Nexus trilogy was recently awarded a Philip K. Dick award for his novel, Apex, so people are constantly congratulating him on his Dick now.

Mez’s first Burn was in ’97, and after his friends gave him a cult for his birthday, he got in pretty deep. He shared that his experiences on playa opened him up to other people in big ways, helping him overcome interpersonal anxieties and reach out to strangers in that quintessentially Burner way. Burning Man breaks down those boundaries, and Mez says this — combined with an interest in the headiest science and technology — is what has motivated him to bridge the inner and outer worlds through writing sci-fi.

Most sci-fi is about outer space, but Mez prefers to write about inner space, somewhere we all boldly go. Just like everyone else in the room at the GLC, Mez has done a great deal of inner space exploration at Burning Man events, producing insights equally valuable in sci-fi and in reality. Sci-fi might suck at predicting the future, Mez says, but its real job is to provoke it. It’s for driving science, for exploring possibilities and helping us decide how to direct our energies over the long term.

Mez ran us through a litany of amazing technological breakthroughs — from cyborg improvements like cochlear implants to full-blown electrically-mediated brain-to-brain connections between people — a real-life foreshadowing of the neurotech telepathy prophesied in his Nexus storyline. This isn’t sci-fi; inner and outer space are intimately connected, and human inventions are constantly widening the bandwidth of that connection. It’s no surprise that, in Mez’s view, those who explore inner space most thoroughly are the ones who drive innovation. Yes, that’s us.

What Does it Mean??

Burners are people of action, but we’re also an intensely introspective bunch. Our relentless drive for doing stuff is powered by our never-ending search for meaning. Let two or more Burners talk to each other long enough, and you’ll always end up with this kind of soul-searching: What does it mean that the world is this way? What does my participation in the world mean? What does meaning even mean?

Mez has a rather handy answer for that last one, available both in English and mathese:

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“The meaning of a thing is the change it causes in the world.”

That’s pretty snappy. Something is meaningful to the extent it changes the world. In other words, as Mez and undoubtedly many others say, “All art is political.”

What Can Burners Do?

So, given all the political challenges we face as a species, what’s a Burner to do to help? Make art, of course. But Mez helpfully laid out five particular qualities of Burning Man culture that make for effective — and therefore meaningful — art.

1. We experiment.

We try stuff, we see if it works, and we don’t bother to be afraid of what happens if it doesn’t. Mez thinks that cliché about Einstein’s definition of insanity is too pat: It’s not insane to try something over and over again and expect different results, because sometimes you have to do that until it works.

2. We inspire.

Burners pride themselves on pulling off impossible-seeming feats. One undeniable effect of Burning Man culture in the world is that it drives artistic ambition ever upward. “Big dreams simply expressed are the ones that get people moving,” Mez says.

3. We include.

Even though we could always do better at this, Burners can be proud that Radical Inclusion is one of our fundamental principles. The Burner greeting, “Welcome home!”, does not refer to a place. It means, “This movement is for you, even if you’ve never encountered it before.”

4. We organize.

It takes incredible levels of cooperation to make a Burning Man thing happen, whether it’s a big Burn in the desert or a drive to bring supplies to homeless neighbors. We are experts at pulling things off. And we pull off risky things, which means we fail sometimes, and we learn from that, too. As our civic challenges get harder and harder over the course of the perilous 21st century, I know I’d want a Burner or two working on the game plans.

5. We engage.

Burners have high standards for the world in which they want to live. We need things to be constantly getting more awesome. So when the world awesomeness quotient is growing too slowly, we step in and turn it up.


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