Djwysh

Animals Being Dicks is officially three years old. That’s just unreal to me. I can’t thank you all enough for keeping this thing going. Here’s to another year. 

supersonicelectronic:

Hanksy.

Work by Hanksy (On Tumblr).  Hanksy has his first west coast show opening next week on Friday, May 24th 2013 at Gallery 1988 West.  I really, really enjoy what Hanksy is doing with his artwork.  If I were in Los Angeles I wouldn’t dare miss this show.  Check out more of Hanksy’s fun below:

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New study: Belief in an angry God associated with a variety of mental illnesses (To read the story, click image or here; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/29138746558/an-angry-pat-robertson-challenges-homosexuals-to)

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Beauty can be seen in all things, seeing and composing the beauty is what separates the snapshot from the photograph. – Matt Hardy

(An angry customer approaches me.)

Customer: “I purchased a pregnancy test from here, and it doesn’t work! I want my money back! I’ll never come here again! Stupid thing didn’t work!”

Me: “Okay… did you use it properly?”

Customer: “Do I look like an idiot?! I peed on a stick. Anyone can pee on a f****** stick!”

Me: “Did any type of line come up?”

Customer: “No, not a single line. Just a f****** number 30. How can I be 30% pregnant?”

Me: “Well, this is the first I’ve heard about this. Do you have the box with you so I can check if there have been any problems before?”

(The customer hands me the box. I stare at it and try not to laugh.)

Me: “Uh… you do realise that this is a thermometer, right?”

Customer: *runs out of the store*

nicerackbigjack:

Hot Pics of Tits & Dicks found in this gallery

you see this shit?

http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/

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thefrogman:

Safely Endangered by Chris [website]

IHC After Dark music: Little Big “Everyday I’m Drinkin”

Welcome to Russia.

(Our library offers several touch-screen computers that customers can use to check out items themselves. The customer is a friendly regular, but a little shy because English is not her first language.)

Customer: “Why does this machine require flesh?”

Me: “W-what?”

Customer: “This machine. I am touching it, but it does not work. Is because…?”

(She shows that she is wearing gloves.)

Me: “Oh! I’m sorry; yes I suppose the screens don’t work if you have gloves on. I had never really thought about that.”

Customer: “Ah. Okay, sorry to be bother.”

Me: “No, no! That is the best thing I’ve heard all week.”

(Now whenever the computers have problems, the staff joke that they ‘require flesh’ to function, and someone must be sacrificed to appease them.)