Sarah Jamison

kstommo:

mikerickson:

I watched this last night for the first time and it had me in fucking stitches.

ruinedchildhood:

ITS 2013 WHY DOESNT THIS EXIST

Expectation:

Reality:

Submitted by [eatingforidiots]

theclearlydope:

Should have stayed home this morning. 

via hobolunchbox

The Incredibly Amazing Iron-SpiderHulk

Even the turtles be happy today

The Composite 

Formed during the collapse of the towers, and then months of exposure to high-heat fires, this object has come to be known as the composite. Weighing between 12 and 15 tons, it holds the compressed remnants of four stories of one of the towers. It is just over four feet high. (via Memory Remains Pictures - National Geographic)

Gratuitous Shirley Bennett Appreciation Post

Readers — This Facebook post by Luc Perreault in Sudbury, Ontario was sent to us by a guy named Michael Cattle and I believe is destined to become a country song, a poster, or a wildly viral post. At least I hope so. You read it here second!  - Lenore

To the family in the red SUV at Tim Horton’s today,,

Yes I am a big 280 lbs guy with motorcycles and full of tattoos, I am a welder, I am loud, I drink beer, I swear and I look like I would eat your soul if you stare at me wrong.
What you don’t know is that I have been happily married for 11 years, my kids call me daddy, i am a college graduate, my mother is proud of me and tells everyone how lucky she is to have such a wonderful son, my nieces and nephews are always happy to see there m’noncl Luc, when my daughter broke her arm I cried more than she did. I read books, i help people, I go out of my way to thank war veterans and I even cried at Armageddon…..

So next time I smile and say hi to your little girl and you grab her and tell her “No no dear we don’t talk to dirty bikers” remember that even tho you hurt my feelings this “dirty biker would be the first person to run into your burning house to save your little girls gold fish so she wouldn’t be sad!!!! – L.P.

She told he she’s having a great time learning JavaScript.

Seriously, you guys. Being a nerd parent is the best.

peterfromtexas:

The Last Thing You‘ll See Before You Die

meanplastic:

me

bunnyfood:

(via theclearlydope)

Expectation:

Reality:

levytarian:

I C O N I C

lightningbikingviking:

that’s so sad. MySpace

cory-doctorow:

pls watch this gif

This girl has taken to laying her eggs in a lavender bush. It’s funny, because technically she is a color called lavender. Also, because she is completely invisible when she’s under there, so it looks as though the bush is shivering and going bok-bok-bok.

Eh, sorry about the lameness of posts lately. There’s a lot going on IRL, and current events still suck all kinds of ass.

Before the week is out, I’ll see if I can’t get a good picture of the babies. They’re starting to look like proper little chickens now. Which is what they are.