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23 Nov 01:02

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YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

23 Nov 01:02

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23 Nov 01:02

Simon Pegg

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A young Simon Pegg | Rare and beautiful celebrity photosA young Simon Pegg.

23 Nov 01:02

Bad Grammar Drives Me CRAZY!

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23 Nov 01:01

Wikihistory

by Negative0

Wikihistory by Desmond Warzel. International Association of Time Travelers: Members’ Forum Subforum: Europe – Twentieth Century – Second World War Page 263  11/15/2104 At 14:52:28, FreedomFighter69 wrote: Reporting my first temporal excursion since joining IATT: have just returned from 1936 Berlin, having taken the place of one of Leni Riefenstahl’s cameramen and assassinated Adolf Hitler during the opening of the Olympic Games. Let a free world rejoice!  At 14:57:44, SilverFox316 wrote: Back from 1936 Berlin; incapacitated FreedomFighter69 before he could pull his little stunt. Freedomfighter69, as you are a new member, please read IATT Bulletin 1147 regarding the killing of Hitler before your next excursion. Failure to do so may result in your expulsion per Bylaw 223.  At 18:06:59, BigChill wrote: Take it easy on the kid, SilverFox316; everybody kills Hitler on their first trip. I did. It always gets fixed within a few minutes, what’s the harm?  At 18:33:10, SilverFox316 wrote: Easy for you to say, BigChill, since to my recollection you’ve never volunteered to go back and fix it. You think I’ve got nothing better to do?  11/16/2104 At 10:15:44, JudgeDoom wrote: Good news! I just left a French battlefield in October 1916, where I shot dead a young Bavarian Army messenger named Adolf Hitler! Not bad for my first time, no? Sic semper tyrannis!  At 10:22:53, SilverFox316 wrote: Back from 1916 France I come, having at the last possible second prevented Hitler’s early demise at the hands of JudgeDoom and, incredibly, restrained myself from shooting JudgeDoom and sparing us all years of correcting his misguided antics. READ BULLETIN 1147, PEOPLE!  At 15:41:18, BarracksRoomLawyer wrote: Point of order: issues related to Hitler’s service in the Bavarian Army ought to go in the World War I forum.  11/21/2104 At 02:21:30, SneakyPete wrote: Vienna, 1907: after numerous attempts, have infiltrated the Academy of Fine Arts and facilitated Adolf Hitler’s admission to that institution. Goodbye, Hitler the dictator; hello, Hitler the modestly successful landscape artist! Brought back a few of his paintings as well, any buyers?  At 02:29:17, SilverFox316 wrote: All right; that’s it. Having just returned from 1907 Vienna where I secured the expulsion of Hitler from the Academy by means of an elaborate prank involving the Prefect, a goat, and a substantial quantity of olive oil, I now turn my attention to our newer brethren, who, despite rules to the contrary, seem to have no intention of reading Bulletin 1147 (nor its Addendum, Alternate Means of Subverting the Hitlerian Destiny, and here I’m looking at you, SneakyPete). Permit me to sum it up and save you the trouble: no Hitler means no Third Reich, no World War II, no rocketry programs, no electronics, no computers, no time travel. Get the picture?  At 02:29:49, SilverFox316 wrote: PS to SneakyPete: your Hitler paintings aren’t worth anything, schmuck, since you probably brought them directly here from 1907, which means the paint’s still fresh. Freaking n00b.  At 07:55:03, BarracksRoomLawyer wrote: Amen, SilverFox316. Although, point of order, issues relating to early 1900s Vienna should really go in that forum, not here. This has been a recurring problem on this forum.  11/26/2104 At 18:26:18, Jason440953 wrote: SilverFox316, you seem to know a lot about the rules; what are your thoughts on traveling to, say, Braunau, Austria, in 1875 and killing Alois Hitler before he has a chance to father Adolf? Mind you, I’m asking out of curiosity alone, since I already went and did it.  At 18:42:55, SilverFox316 wrote: Jason440953, see Bylaw 7, which states that all IATT rulings regarding historical persons apply to ancestors as well. I post this for the benefit of others, as I already made this clear to young Jason in person as I was dragging him back from 1875 by his hair. Got that? No ancestors. (Though if anyone were to go back to, say, Moline, Illinois, in, say, 2080 or so, and intercede to prevent Jason440953’s conception, I could be persuaded to look the other way.)  At 21:19:17, BarracksRoomLawyer wrote: Point of order: discussions of nineteenth–century Austria and twenty–first–century Illinois should be confined to their respective forums.  12/01/2104 At 15:56:41, AsianAvenger wrote: FreedomFighter69, JudgeDoom, SneakyPete, Jason440953, you’re nothing but a pack of racists. Let the light of righteousness shine upon your squalid little viper’s nest!  At 16:40:17, BigTom44 wrote: Well, here we frickin’ go.  At 16:58:42, FreedomFighter69 wrote: Racist? For killing Hitler? WTF?  At 17:12:52, SaucyAussie wrote: AsianAvenger, you’re not rehashing that whole Nagasaki issue again, are you? We just got everyone calmed down from last time.  At 17:22:37, LadyJustice wrote: I’m with SaucyAussie. AsianAvenger, you’re making even less sense than usual. What gives?  At 18:56:09, AsianAvenger wrote: What gives is everyone’s repeated insistence on a course of action which, even if successful, would only save a few million Europeans. It would be no more trouble to travel to Fuyuanshui, China, in 1814 and kill Hong Xiuquan, thus preventing the Taiping Rebellion of the mid–nineteenth century and saving fifty million lives in the process. But, hey, what are fifty million yellow devils more or less, right, guys? We’ve got Poles and Frenchmen to worry about.  At 19:01:38, LadyJustice wrote: Well, what’s stopping you from killing him, AsianAvenger?  At 19:11:43, AsianAvenger wrote: Only to have SilverFox316 undo my work? What’s the point?  At 19:59:23, SilverFox316 wrote: Actually, it seems like a pretty good idea to me, AsianAvenger. No complications that I can see.  At 20:07:25, Big Chill wrote: Go for it, man.  At 20:11:31, AsianAvenger wrote: Very well. I shall return in mere moments, the savior of millions!  At 20:14:17, LadyJustice wrote: Just checked the timeline; congrats on your success, AsianAvenger!  12/02/2104 At 10:52:53, LadyJustice wrote: AsianAvenger?  At 11:41:40, SilverFox316 wrote: AsianAvenger, we need your report, buddy.  At 17:15:32, SilverFox316 wrote: Okay, apparently AsianAvenger was descended from Hong Xiuquan. Any volunteers to go back and stop him from negating his own existence?  12/10/2104 At 09:14:44, SilverFox316 wrote: Anyone?  At 09:47:13, BarracksRoomLawyer wrote: Point of order: this discussion belongs in the Qing Dynasty forum. We’re adults; can we keep sight of what’s important around here? Short story, fiction, humor.

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23 Nov 01:01

A Softer World

23 Nov 01:00

Girls Can Be a Bit Complicated

23 Nov 01:00

Unquote

I guess it's a saying from the Old Country.
23 Nov 01:00

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23 Nov 01:00

How to Seduce a Guy in 8 Easy Steps

23 Nov 00:59

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23 Nov 00:59

Portland Oregon, Part 1

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23 Nov 00:58

What Kind of Fortune is This?

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23 Nov 00:58

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23 Nov 00:58

Studio Ghibli will never be the same, congratulations on your...

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Studio Ghibli will never be the same, congratulations on your retirement Hayao Miyazaki

23 Nov 00:58

Bee Orchid

In sixty million years aliens will know humans only by a fuzzy clip of a woman in an Axe commercial.
23 Nov 00:57

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That lion has one of the most majestic looking manes, that I’ve ever seen before.

this is the best thing ive seen

23 Nov 00:57

Whatya Buyin?

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23 Nov 00:57

Hey Grandma, You Want To Go Bowling?

23 Nov 00:57

You Know, Just Saving Citizens and Stuff

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23 Nov 00:56

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23 Nov 00:56

Monster

It was finally destroyed with a nuclear weapon carrying the destructive energy of the Hiroshima bomb.
23 Nov 00:56

SPOILER ALERT

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23 Nov 00:56

Az összes modern romantikus film?

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Legalábbis a Zooey Deschaneles és Natalie Portmanes szépen összefoglalva.

23 Nov 00:56

Praise Be Unto He

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23 Nov 00:56

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23 Nov 00:55

My Conspiracy Theory Nut Neighbor, Totoro

by Mami

Who loves Studio Ghibli? They’re the studio that brought the world films like “Princess Mononoke,” “My Neighbor Totoro,” and “Spirited Away.” I would guess that quite a few of you cried out “ME!” to your smartphones and computers in answer to this question. I would say the same thing too. I grew up watching Ghibli films. Characters like Totoro, the Little Dust Bunnies, and Kiki have always stuck with me, even to this day. The animation and musical scores are always beautiful, not to mention the stories themselves!

So now you know that I love Ghibli films just as much as you guys, but here’s my question: How many of you have ever been scared of Studio Ghibli? How many of you have heard of Totoro’s urban legend and / or Ghibli’s Curse? Regardless of whether or not you know about them (or believe in them), I personally have literally shuddered and trembled because of them. Ready for some ghost stories? C’mere, gather around my camp fire to stay awhile and listen…

“My Neighbor Totoro”

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One of my favorite Ghibli films, 隣のトトロ (Tonari no Totoro / My Neighbor Totoro), has a deep and dark secret. Before we get into that, though, let’s take a look at its fun, friendly plot! Many of you guys probably know of it already, but let me introduce it to you anyways. The story is about two young girls, Satsuki and her little sister, Mei. They move into a house in the countryside with their father to be closer to their mother, who is sick and hospitalized. Then, they discover magical creatures called Totoros inhabiting the nearby forest. They become friends with the Totoros and have magical adventures.

Just to be sure, I’d like to explain that Totoro is not a Japanese traditional character but rather a creation of Hayao Miyazaki. They look like a mixture of several animals: 梟 (fukuro / owls), 猫 (neko / cats), and 狸 (tanuki / raccoon dogs). They are so cute and one of my favorite characters in all Ghibli films. These cuddly creatures seem to be called many names varying from “a giant furry thing” to “a rabbit like spirit.”

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One day, though, I found out that the name “Totoro” comes from when Mei mispronounces the word トロール (tororu), the Japanese word for “troll.” It seems so clear watching the movie now, but as a kid I didn’t realize this because the Totoro is so cute! Of course, I was shocked and thought, “TROLL???” My image for trolls wasn’t cute at all. Instead, they were large, stupid, hairy, long-nosed, horned, and creepy bug-eyed creatures.

But, if Totoro is a troll, at least in the eyes of a child, what else could it be? Maybe the child didn’t know better, so she called it a “troll” when it was something else. But what else? Some people out there think that the Totoros are 死神 (shinigami), aka “Gods Of Death.” Considering how often Hayao Miyazaki puts hidden meanings into his Ghibli films, I think it is possible. If you keep reading, you’ll see why other people think this, too.

The Sayama Incident

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It has been said that My Neighbor Totoro is actually based on a famous murder case called “The Sayama Incident.” This case occurred on May 1, 1963 in Sayama City, Saitama Prefecture, Japan, when a man kidnapped, raped, and killed a 16-year-old high school girl. Although a suspect was arrested and imprisoned for 31 years, he claimed that he was arrested, wrongfully convicted, and the police failed to catch the real murderer when they had the chance. He also claimed official discrimination against Japan’s 部落民 (burakumin), a social minority in Japanese society. He was paroled and released from prison in 1994, but he still remains guilty and continues to seek a fair trial for the chance to clear his name.

Let’s get back to the connection between the Sayama incident and My Neighbor Totoro, though. Why do people think that this film is related to the Sayama Incident? Why do they think that Totoro represents the God of Death? Here are a few theories:

The Month Of May

The first clue for this conspiracy theory is that both of the sisters’ names related to “May,” the month that the Sayama incident occurred in. The older sister’s name “Satsuki” means “May” in Japanese and the younger sister’s name “Mei” is pronounced just like the English word “May.”

Sayama City

The model of the house from the film is located in 狭山丘陵 (Sayama Kyuryo), which means “Sayama Hills,” and the movie’s location was inspired by Tokorozawa-city, which is next to Sayama City where the incident took place. This all explains why it’s called “My Neighbor,” right? But, the town in the film is in Sayama. Here’s the first clue:

sayama-tea

On the box behind the old lady it says “Sayama Tea.” Hmm, suspicious, but not damning. Here’s another clue:

hospital

The hospital in the film, 七国病院 (shichikoku byouin) had a real-life counterpart in Sayama, called the 八国病院 (hachikoku byouin). Only one number apart. Coincidence? Probably not. This hospital was supposedly located in the same place as portrayed movie.

Suicide

The girl who was killed in Sayama had an older sister who loved her little sister so much that she committed suicide after her death. It’s said that the older sister was seeing big raccoon or cat-like ghosts before she killed herself, due to so much stress. The Totoros could have been inspired by this. It could be interpreted that Satsuki did the same in the film, though we’ll talk about that in just a second.

Soot Sprites (Susuwatari)

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Early in the film the girls see these things, which apparently in Japanese folklore mean you’re about to die. Not a good sign. They also appear later, when Satsuki tries to join her sister in death (whoops, spoilers, okeep reading).

Seeing The Totoros

If you can see the Totoros (aka the God of Death), it means that you’re either dead or almost dead. Kanta, the old lady’s grandson couldn’t see the Totoros even though he was a kid (supposedly kids can see the magic things, though in this case he couldn’t). Yet, the two girls could see them. Remember when Mei goes missing and her slipper is found in the pond? Supposedly Mei actually drowned here. Ruh roh. Actually, though, the slipper is not hers (if you compare slipper pics). So, could this be a representation of something? Or, does it debunk all of these conspiracies? I’m sure you’ll have an opinion on the matter.

Knocking On Death’s Door

So, in this theory, Mei is dead. Satsuki goes to look for her, and opens death’s door, going inside. She’s so wrought with grief that she joins her sister in death, which emulates the girl’s suicide in the Sayama Incident. Remember the susuwatari? They come back during this sequence. Death is not far away… she’s running right into it!

susuwatari

When she’s crossed over to the other side, the Totoro then helps Satsuki to find her sister in dead-land, and then they later go visit their mother. Strangely, nobody notices they were there except for their mother, who is dying. “I felt Satsuki and Mei just laughed near the tree,” the mother said.

nekobus-hospital

This suggests they came to say goodbye before heading off to heaven in their Cat Bus. Speaking of cat buses…

Neko Bus

Some people think the Neko (Cat) Bus is a 1-way trip to heaven (or maybe hell). While I don’t know about this, one of the stops on the Neko Bus is “grave road,” so that sounds pretty must like dead people ride it to me.

grave-road

Shadows

In the ending scene, Mei and Satsuki don’t have shadows. Only dead people don’t have shadows (for some unknown reason).

There is a lot more of this, but this set of gifs summarizes most of the points. Gifs make everything more understandable, right? Prepare for your childhood to be torn straight from your hearts.

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This conspiracy theory has been around for a long time, actually. It got really heated on the internet, and then finally Ghibli had to make an official statement. In 2007, they did just that, denying that the urban legend was true.

“No need to be alarmed. There is absolutely no truth or configuration that Totoros are the Gods of Death or that Mei is dead in My neighbor Totoro.” – said Studio Ghibli

Still, when I was reading this everything made sense and it caused me to shudder and tremble when I thought about it. Who thought a children’s movie could have such scary undertones! So, who’s telling the truth? It seems like there’s a lot here that makes sense. But, people will read into just about anything too much from time to time. Were you convinced either way? Or do you think it’s just a silly story that someone made up. I think that Miyazaki likes to put hidden meanings in his films so… who knows.

Bonus Wallpapers

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23 Nov 00:55

Found Him!

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23 Nov 00:55

What's Your Zombie Plan?

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