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Probably that darn washing machine again.

On Mondays especially.

I think you learned your lesson.

knitmeapony:

abookofcreatures:

fantor:

Added some info because people were either curious or didn’t get it? I mean, I’m 7,000 notes too late to fix stuff since my comment “The twist is they are all dragons” was removed somewhere in the chain. I just really want people to laugh AND learn, ya know? DRAGONS!!

💗

@goodbyeomelas

rubyetc:

oh! the humanity!

I saw this on Ruby’s Instagram this morning and laughed so hard I pooped out of my eyes.

archiemcphee:

The Department of Extraordinary Upcycling just discovered its newest member: cosplayer TechnicolorTraveler who created an entire awesome suit of armor, including a cape, helmet, sword and shield, using Magic the Gathering cards.

[via Kotaku Cosplay]

“Okay yeah but if you like Magic so much, name three of their albums.” - Neckbeards.

How strange?

Still wondering.

Squishes.

lololovescheese:

d20-darling:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

swanofmischief:

walrusofdoom:

justbadpuns:

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

#Well Oedipus certainly can’t read it with his (via theladyspanishes)

Quality Greek Tragedy Humour

Ooooooo…

@copperbadge

Some mornings are harder than others. #catanacomics

julebug123:

Guys a few days ago i saw these two guys that were both probably in their early twenties at the store at like nine o'clock at night and one of them was wearing these fuzzy duck sandals that quacked loudly every time he took a step and his friend was pacing away from him as fast as he could going “I don’t know you. We are not friends.” While the other laughed hysterically about his duck shoes.

archiemcphee:

Don’t Meep. Meep and you’re dead. They’re fast. Faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t meep.
Good Luck.

One of our favorite pop culture mashups (previously featured here) has been brought to life in glorious cosplay form. Behold, the Meeping Angel.

If you know who created this super awesome costume, please contact us so we can post proper credit.

[via /r/doctorwho]

omfg

larstheyeti:

The Awkward Yeti

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

evjazurian:

timelordinaustralia:

The Cybermen on trampolines | requested by anon

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury 

without context, this seems like a bunch of cybermen having fun on trampoline, only to get blown up :v 

;_;

THEY JUST WANTED TO ENJOY THE TRAMPOLINES

I just love you so much I wanna eat you ❤️ #catanacomics

martianbees:

creed-of-corruption:

island-delver-go:

secretsinthemargin:

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING:

“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”

“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”

“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”

No one said it would be difficult…

gameraboy:

Super Grover

nanamigurumi:

Mr. Meeseeks [Rick and Morty]

Amigurumi em crochê, 35cm.