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Stormtrooper makes ‘poor decision,’ gets arrested outside school
CaseymaloneLynn, MA! Hometown idiots represent!
The house I grew up in is for sale. My mom sold the house ~17...

The house I grew up in is for sale. My mom sold the house ~17 years ago, after my dad left, and it’s weird seeing how the family who’s lived there since has it decorated.
This was my bedroom until I was 18. When it was my room the walls were painted an offensively fluorescent green and decorated with reflective orange stickers, which made the walls almost impossible to look at for more than 5 seconds at a time. It physically hurt people’s eyes, which I found hilarious.
The lower window on the left opens up onto the roof of the porch and I would go out there and smoke when I got home late, wired and sad and lonely about summer nights.
Behind the dresser is where I punched a hole in the wall for some reason, probably because my parents told me I was on the phone with my girlfriend too long or something. I never told them, I just hung a flyer up over it and forgot about it.
Years later, after I’d moved out, my mom was going through a divorce and doing everything herself to get this house cleared out and sold, and it was her last day to get out and she took the flyer off the wall and saw the hole. She had so much to do, every aspect of her life was overwhelming and she was battling one of the worst depressions of her life, and now on top of everything else she had to find a contractor who could come in and fix it ASAP. Like one more thing on top of the impossibly heavy load she was already carrying. All I remember about her call that morning was her voice, how disappointed and defeated she was. I don’t know if it was the maddest she ever was at me, but it was close (I was terrible.).
After high school, when my friend Tony was murdered, I made a conscious decision to be a better person. To be completely different from who I had been my entire life. To be guided by love and curiosity instead of by hate and cynicism. And I want to say that it worked. But it’s been decades and I keep re-learning that just because something’s in the past doesn’t mean it stays there.
Hannibal Poster by Daniel Danger from Mondo (Onsale Info)
CaseymaloneDANG DANGIEL
Mondo will release this stunning new poster by Daniel Danger for NBC’s Hannibal today. It’s an 18″ x 36″ screenprint, has an edition of 300, and will cost $45. It goes up today (Thursday, June 4th) at a random time. Visit Mondotees.com.
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XCOM 2 Coming Out In November For Computers, Not Consoles
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IGN has the first details on XCOM 2, the secretive project 2K Games has been teasing for a little while now. It’s coming to PC, Mac, and Linux in November. Nothing for consoles, at least not yet.
The New Star Wars Arcade Game Is Worth Tracking Down
CaseymaloneI want to play this so bad.

Star Wars Battle Pod might not be good enough to justify paying $35,000 to have at home, but there’s no denying it’s the most fun I’ve had with an arcade game in years.
H1Z1 Cheaters Publicly Apologizing For Chance To Get Unbanned
CaseymaloneI don't care about this game, but nerds making public YouTube apologies is good stuff.

23,837 players were banned on Monday for cheating in H1Z1. Some players want to come back, but there’s a price tag for grace: you have to publicly admit you cheated and apologize.
This is Doug Bowser, Nintendo’s new VP of Sales.

This is Doug Bowser, Nintendo’s new VP of Sales. Yes, Nintendo hired a guy named Doug BOWSER. They claim he has “no relation to the King Koopa and Mario’s nemesis.” Uh huh.
Game Freak, developers of the Pokemon games, is teaming up with Sega for a 2D action platformer call
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Game Freak, developers of the Pokemon games, is teaming up with Sega for a 2D action platformer called—wait for it—Tembo The Badass Elephant. It's coming to PC, Xbox One, and PlayStation 4 this summer, and has already locked up best new game name of 2015.
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Hello, Gipsy Danger.
We’ve featured a few Pacific Rim creations here, including a kaiju and a couple of Jaegers. Regardless if you loved or hated the movie, you’ve got to admit there’s something completely awesome about the massive robots.
Today, I present to you Gipsy Danger, built by JAN LEGO – complete with cargo ship.
And if you’d like more robot goodness from this builder, I HIGHLY suggest taking a peak at the rest of their flickr stream.
The Amazing Bloodborne War That Lasted Two Hours

When RhoParkour decided to invade Chihaya_1996’s world in Bloodborne, little did he know it would turn into a standoff that lasted for hours, thanks to a convenient door glitch.
Matt Fraction to appear on NBC’s ‘Late Night’
CaseymaloneYAAAAAAAAAY!
Windows support hackers call me all the time.
Every day or so I get a phone call from people claiming to be from Windows support trying to fix some problem with my computer and refund me money. Since they are criminals and liars, there is no way to get off of their list. I recently recorded one of the calls. Here it is. Enjoy:
Dozens Of Babies Steal The Show At Cincinnati Zoo
The Cincinnati Zoo is celebrating a baby bonanza – dozens of babies have been born at the zoo in the past few months. In fact, there are so many babies that the zoo is celebrating “Zoo Babies” month in May.
Photo Credit: Cassandre Crawford, Jeff McCurry, Cincinnati Zoo
All the little ones have kept their parents – and zoo keepers – busy. The three female African Lion cubs are particularly feisty, testing their “grrrl” power on a daily basis with their father John and mother Imani.
Other babies include three Bonobos, two Gorillas, a Bongo, a Serval, two Capybaras, a Rough Green Snake, Giant Spiny Leaf Insects, Thorny Devils, Little Penguin chicks and Kea chicks. “This is the largest and most varied group of babies we’ve had. We’re particularly excited about the successes we’ve had with the endangered African Painted Dogs and the hard-to-breed Kea,” said Thane Maynard, Cincinnati Zoo Executive Director.
See more photos of Cincinnati's Zoo's babies below.
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Cosplayer gender-swaps Jared Leto’s tattooed Joker
CaseymaloneI have been long been a proponent of "gender swapping a character design instantly improves it by at least a factor of 100%" but I would like to thank this photoset for proving me wrong. They're both just so, so so awful.
Massive minifig-scale model of the Millenium Falcon interior
A team of builders from Singapore known as Titans Creations constructed this massive and intricate model of the Millennium Falcon with focus on the ship’s interior design. This 10,000-piece model measures 3’7″ by 3′ and is 40% larger than the UCS version made by LEGO. Check out their Facebook page for more pictures and a video of the creation.
‘Star Wars’ fan creates his own working BB-8 droid
Caseymalone"I'M BALL DROID, I GOTTA ROLL OUTTA HERE!"
Spelunky World Record Speedrun Looks Like Magic

I’ve played more than 100 hours of Spelunky. Olmec? No problem. Yama? Done. Speedlunky? Did it on PC and Vita. But that didn’t stop this world record run from making me feel terrible.
Sony has decided to renew its superhero series, Powers, for a second season, so says The Hollywood R
CaseymaloneFuuuuuuuuck I don't like this show but I don't know that I can not watch it

Sony has decided to renew its superhero series, Powers, for a second season, so says The Hollywood Reporter. The second season will premiere sometime in 2016.
Quote of the Day | James Gunn on Joss Whedon’s Twitter departure
CaseymaloneJames Gunn has seemed like a grade-a heel in every other interview, I have no idea where this sweetness and sensitivity came from, but it is really welcome.
LEGO Death Star remake in the Friends theme
The LEGO Death Star playset is an iconic set that has been around for many years and is also the inspiration for this humorous remake by Steve Price in the theme of LEGO Friends. The new makeover includes a beauty salon, candy store, a pet shop and much more. Check out the full gallery on Flickr.
Recent comments on Kim Kardashian: #BreakTheGame (the...










Recent comments on Kim Kardashian: #BreakTheGame (the much-anticipated sequel to Kim Kardashian: Trapped In Her Own Game, which got a fun shout-out in Cosmo today???)
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CaseymaloneScooped him right up for talking.
“Activist #JosephKent was being peaceful as you can be & Baltimore police snatched him on live TV #BaltimoreUprising“
Straight up abducted him
wtf didnt even make an attempt to arrest they just thew him in the back this shit is crazy
Notice how the media purposefully took the camera off what happened to him I’m so mad I hope he’s alright
oh my god?
WHAT THE FUCK
Like a fucking horror film.
Autobots roll out in incredible ‘Transformers’ stop-motion short
Every Guy needs a vampire kit
CaseymaloneShared for the tiny Jesus minfig on the crucifix
This vintage vampire hunting kit, by Guy Himber, has it all! From Holy Water to Silver Bullets, from a Crucifix to Steampunk-styled Stakes, this kit is fully stocked and ready to go. Housed in a stylish case, this kit will fit seamlessly into anyone’s busy life, on hand to deal with any pesky vampires that may pop up at any moment.
All kidding aside, this kit is beautiful. I’m a sucker for vintage “things in cases”, so this hits all the right notes for me.
Atlus Making Four Cuts In Upcoming Game To Avoid An Adults-Only Rating

Dungeon Travelers 2 is an erotically-tinged RPG from Atlus that features some women who aren’t wearing much in the way of clothing. There was enough sexual content in the original Japanese version enough that Atlus had to slightly alter the game to avoid an AO rating.
3A Toys summons the sleek Invincible Iron Man Ghost Edition
Caseymalonegorgeous
GamerGate Booth Kicked Out Of Canadian Comic Expo [UPDATED]

The Honey Badger Brigade, a group of men and women sympathetic to men’s rights activism and calling itself a collective in favor of artistic expression, had its booth removed from the ongoing Calgary Expo today for reportedly disrupting panels and associating with GamerGate.
strawberry rhubarb soda syrup
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“Squeegee / Printmaking Ghost” Pin and Shirt by Haypeep
I thought the screenprinters out there would enjoy this new “Squeegee / Printmaking Ghost” design by Haypeep. Available as a 1.5″ enamel pin for $8 or a t-shirt in L-XL for $15. Visit her shop.
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