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05 Jun 17:57

Stormtrooper makes ‘poor decision,’ gets arrested outside school

by Kevin Melrose
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Lynn, MA! Hometown idiots represent!

Stormtrooper makes ‘poor decision,’ gets arrested outside school

It seemed like a good idea at the time. When 40-year-old Star Wars fan George Cross bought a Stormtrooper costume, he thought it would be fun to show it off around the neighborhood in Lynn, Massachusetts, and surprise students at an elementary school. What could possibly go wrong? Cross quickly found out. According to Boston.com, […]
05 Jun 01:34

The house I grew up in is for sale. My mom sold the house ~17...



The house I grew up in is for sale. My mom sold the house ~17 years ago, after my dad left, and it’s weird seeing how the family who’s lived there since has it decorated.

This was my bedroom until I was 18. When it was my room the walls were painted an offensively fluorescent green and decorated with reflective orange stickers, which made the walls almost impossible to look at for more than 5 seconds at a time. It physically hurt people’s eyes, which I found hilarious.

The lower window on the left opens up onto the roof of the porch and I would go out there and smoke when I got home late, wired and sad and lonely about summer nights.

Behind the dresser is where I punched a hole in the wall for some reason, probably because my parents told me I was on the phone with my girlfriend too long or something. I never told them, I just hung a flyer up over it and forgot about it.

Years later, after I’d moved out, my mom was going through a divorce and doing everything herself to get this house cleared out and sold, and it was her last day to get out and she took the flyer off the wall and saw the hole. She had so much to do, every aspect of her life was overwhelming and she was battling one of the worst depressions of her life, and now on top of everything else she had to find a contractor who could come in and fix it ASAP. Like one more thing on top of the impossibly heavy load she was already carrying. All I remember about her call that morning was her voice, how disappointed and defeated she was. I don’t know if it was the maddest she ever was at me, but it was close (I was terrible.).

After high school, when my friend Tony was murdered, I made a conscious decision to be a better person. To be completely different from who I had been my entire life. To be guided by love and curiosity instead of by hate and cynicism. And I want to say that it worked. But it’s been decades and I keep re-learning that just because something’s in the past doesn’t mean it stays there.

04 Jun 14:45

Hannibal Poster by Daniel Danger from Mondo (Onsale Info)

by admin
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DANG DANGIEL

Mondo will release this stunning new poster by Daniel Danger for NBC’s Hannibal today. It’s an 18″ x 36″ screenprint, has an edition of 300, and will cost $45. It goes up today (Thursday, June 4th) at a random time. Visit Mondotees.com.

Daniel Danger

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02 Jun 16:44

XCOM 2 Coming Out In November For Computers, Not Consoles

by Patrick Klepek

IGN has the first details on XCOM 2, the secretive project 2K Games has been teasing for a little while now. It’s coming to PC, Mac, and Linux in November. Nothing for consoles, at least not yet.

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27 May 21:45

The New Star Wars Arcade Game Is Worth Tracking Down

by Patrick Klepek
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I want to play this so bad.

Star Wars Battle Pod might not be good enough to justify paying $35,000 to have at home, but there’s no denying it’s the most fun I’ve had with an arcade game in years.

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21 May 15:23

H1Z1 Cheaters Publicly Apologizing For Chance To Get Unbanned

by Patrick Klepek
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I don't care about this game, but nerds making public YouTube apologies is good stuff.

23,837 players were banned on Monday for cheating in H1Z1. Some players want to come back, but there’s a price tag for grace: you have to publicly admit you cheated and apologize.

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20 May 15:40

This is Doug Bowser, Nintendo’s new VP of Sales.

by Patrick Klepek

This is Doug Bowser, Nintendo’s new VP of Sales. Yes, Nintendo hired a guy named Doug BOWSER. They claim he has “no relation to the King Koopa and Mario’s nemesis.” Uh huh.

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18 May 17:11

Game Freak, developers of the Pokemon games, is teaming up with Sega for a 2D action platformer call

by Patrick Klepek
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SIGN ME UP

Game Freak, developers of the Pokemon games, is teaming up with Sega for a 2D action platformer called—wait for it—Tembo The Badass Elephant. It's coming to PC, Xbox One, and PlayStation 4 this summer, and has already locked up best new game name of 2015.

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18 May 16:46

fake shack burger

by deb

fake shack burger

The last time I incubated of future generation of my family, my OB’s office — a place you cumulatively spend a spectacular amount of time over the course of 40 weeks — was diagonally across the street from the Upper West Side Shake Shack, and I only ate there once. I understand if this means we can no longer be friends; I am personally embarrassed to know this about me too. Where were my priorities? I have spent years mourning this missed opportunity to not only eat a weekly Shackburger but to have made better use of my last weeks of kid-free leisurely lunches for years to come. The reason is even less sympathetic: I didn’t like hamburgers, or so I thought. They were so thick, so dauntingly large and one-note, so soft and damp inside, I couldn’t for the life of me imagine what made them popular.

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16 May 23:17

Hello, Gipsy Danger.

by Caylin

We’ve featured a few Pacific Rim creations here, including a kaiju and a couple of Jaegers. Regardless if you loved or hated the movie, you’ve got to admit there’s something completely awesome about the massive robots.

Today, I present to you Gipsy Danger, built by JAN LEGO – complete with cargo ship.

JAN LEGO ROBOT MECHA CAR

And if you’d like more robot goodness from this builder, I HIGHLY suggest taking a peak at the rest of their flickr stream.

15 May 20:50

The Amazing Bloodborne War That Lasted Two Hours

by Patrick Klepek

When RhoParkour decided to invade Chihaya_1996’s world in Bloodborne, little did he know it would turn into a standoff that lasted for hours, thanks to a convenient door glitch.

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13 May 15:54

Matt Fraction to appear on NBC’s ‘Late Night’

by Kevin Melrose
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YAAAAAAAAAY!

Matt Fraction to appear on NBC’s ‘Late Night’

Matt Fraction, writer of Sex Criminals, Casanova, Satellite Sam and ODY-C, will be a guest Thursday, May 21, on NBC’s Late Night with Seth Meyers. “Like, a guest-guest,” he wrote in the latest DeConnick & Fraction newsletter. “Like, on the show. […] I have a really cool treat cooked up for the show, so — […]
12 May 16:00

Windows support hackers call me all the time.

by Eugene

Every day or so I get a phone call from people claiming to be from Windows support trying to fix some problem with my computer and refund me money. Since they are criminals and liars, there is no way to get off of their list. I recently recorded one of the calls. Here it is. Enjoy:

WindowsSupport2

11 May 14:39

Dozens Of Babies Steal The Show At Cincinnati Zoo

by Andrew Bleiman

2015-04-02 Lion Cubs 1 626The Cincinnati Zoo is celebrating a baby bonanza – dozens of babies have been born at the zoo in the past few months.  In fact, there are so many babies that the zoo is celebrating “Zoo Babies” month in May.Kea

2015-03-16 MonaJeffMcCurryPhoto Credit:  Cassandre Crawford, Jeff McCurry, Cincinnati Zoo
 

All the little ones have kept their parents – and zoo keepers – busy.  The three female African Lion cubs are particularly feisty, testing their “grrrl” power on a daily basis with their father John and mother Imani. 

Other babies include three Bonobos, two Gorillas, a Bongo, a Serval, two Capybaras, a Rough Green Snake, Giant Spiny Leaf Insects, Thorny Devils, Little Penguin chicks and Kea chicks.  “This is the largest and most varied group of babies we’ve had. We’re particularly excited about the successes we’ve had with the endangered African Painted Dogs and the hard-to-breed Kea,” said Thane Maynard, Cincinnati Zoo Executive Director.

See more photos of Cincinnati's Zoo's babies below.


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11 May 13:14

Cosplayer gender-swaps Jared Leto’s tattooed Joker

by Kevin Melrose
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I have been long been a proponent of "gender swapping a character design instantly improves it by at least a factor of 100%" but I would like to thank this photoset for proving me wrong. They're both just so, so so awful.

Cosplayer gender-swaps Jared Leto’s tattooed Joker

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10 May 14:38

Massive minifig-scale model of the Millenium Falcon interior

by Nannan

A team of builders from Singapore known as Titans Creations constructed this massive and intricate model of the Millennium Falcon with focus on the ship’s interior design. This 10,000-piece model measures 3’7″ by 3′ and is 40% larger than the UCS version made by LEGO. Check out their Facebook page for more pictures and a video of the creation.

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08 May 21:48

‘Star Wars’ fan creates his own working BB-8 droid

by Kevin Melrose
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"I'M BALL DROID, I GOTTA ROLL OUTTA HERE!"

‘Star Wars’ fan creates his own working BB-8 droid

The breakout star of the too-short teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, BB-8 made a splash over the weekend at Star Wars Celebration. However, before the little droid took the stage in Anaheim, California, one Star Wars fan had already brought his own version of the adorable little droid to life. Much like Disney […]
08 May 20:13

Spelunky World Record Speedrun Looks Like Magic

by Patrick Klepek

I’ve played more than 100 hours of Spelunky. Olmec? No problem. Yama? Done. Speedlunky? Did it on PC and Vita. But that didn’t stop this world record run from making me feel terrible.

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07 May 14:41

Sony has decided to renew its superhero series, Powers, for a second season, so says The Hollywood R

by Patrick Klepek
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Fuuuuuuuuck I don't like this show but I don't know that I can not watch it

Sony has decided to renew its superhero series, Powers, for a second season, so says The Hollywood Reporter. The second season will premiere sometime in 2016.

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06 May 14:23

Quote of the Day | James Gunn on Joss Whedon’s Twitter departure

by Albert Ching
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James Gunn has seemed like a grade-a heel in every other interview, I have no idea where this sweetness and sensitivity came from, but it is really welcome.

Quote of the Day | James Gunn on Joss Whedon’s Twitter departure

“A couple months ago someone on Twitter wrote me that something one of my characters said in my movie hurt him. I’ve gotten hundreds of tweets from people angry about moments in my films over the years, and I just ignore them, or get angry in return. But that one tweet affected me profoundly. The […]
04 May 19:25

LEGO Death Star remake in the Friends theme

by Nannan

The LEGO Death Star playset is an iconic set that has been around for many years and is also the inspiration for this humorous remake by Steve Price in the theme of LEGO Friends. The new makeover includes a beauty salon, candy store, a pet shop and much more. Check out the full gallery on Flickr.

The Friends Star

The Friends Star

30 Apr 20:29

Recent comments on Kim Kardashian: #BreakTheGame (the...





















Recent comments on Kim Kardashian: #BreakTheGame (the much-anticipated sequel to Kim Kardashian: Trapped In Her Own Game, which got a fun shout-out in Cosmo today???)

29 Apr 20:59

khealywu: longlivethedemonbrat: quickweaves: br1ghtfutur3: pr...

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Scooped him right up for talking.



khealywu:

longlivethedemonbrat:

quickweaves:

br1ghtfutur3:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

solarsensei:

pomgorl:

“Activist #JosephKent was being peaceful as you can be & Baltimore police snatched him on live TV #BaltimoreUprising

Straight up abducted him

wtf didnt even make an attempt to arrest they just thew him in the back this shit is crazy

Notice how the media purposefully took the camera off what happened to him I’m so mad I hope he’s alright

oh my god?

WHAT THE FUCK

Like a fucking horror film.

29 Apr 00:17

Autobots roll out in incredible ‘Transformers’ stop-motion short

by Kevin Melrose

Autobots roll out in incredible ‘Transformers’ stop-motion short

This amazing stop-motion short film by Harris Loureiro will send many nostalgic Transformers fans scurrying for their boxes of old action figures. The result of six months of work, “Transformers Generation” is a blend of pure fun and impressive skills as the Autobots face the Decepticons in a 15-minute battle amid cardboard boxes — some […]
27 Apr 15:23

Every Guy needs a vampire kit

by Josh
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Shared for the tiny Jesus minfig on the crucifix

This vintage vampire hunting kit, by Guy Himber, has it all! From Holy Water to Silver Bullets, from a Crucifix to Steampunk-styled Stakes, this kit is fully stocked and ready to go. Housed in a stylish case, this kit will fit seamlessly into anyone’s busy life, on hand to deal with any pesky vampires that may pop up at any moment.

Steampunk Vampire Hunter Kit by Guy HImber

All kidding aside, this kit is beautiful. I’m a sucker for vintage “things in cases”, so this hits all the right notes for me.

24 Apr 17:23

Atlus Making Four Cuts In Upcoming Game To Avoid An Adults-Only Rating

by Patrick Klepek

Dungeon Travelers 2 is an erotically-tinged RPG from Atlus that features some women who aren’t wearing much in the way of clothing. There was enough sexual content in the original Japanese version enough that Atlus had to slightly alter the game to avoid an AO rating.

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22 Apr 19:08

3A Toys summons the sleek Invincible Iron Man Ghost Edition

by Kevin Melrose
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gorgeous

3A Toys summons the sleek Invincible Iron Man Ghost Edition

If you thought Ashley Wood’s 3A Toys was finished with its Invincible Iron Man series of figures, think again. The company is back with another take on this Golden Avenger, this time the all-white Ghost Edition. Standing 13.5 inches tall, the figure is fully articulated, with soft PVC covering the arms and legs. Six AG1 […]
18 Apr 15:44

GamerGate Booth Kicked Out Of Canadian Comic Expo [UPDATED]

by Patrick Klepek

The Honey Badger Brigade, a group of men and women sympathetic to men’s rights activism and calling itself a collective in favor of artistic expression, had its booth removed from the ongoing Calgary Expo today for reportedly disrupting panels and associating with GamerGate.

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16 Apr 20:15

strawberry rhubarb soda syrup

by deb

strawberry rhubarb soda syrup

There are a lot of great reasons to make your own soda syrup. You can use real sugar, rather than the HFCS devil that lurks in most bottles. You can make flavors that make you happy, from real seasonal ingredients with complexity and intensity, and you can use up excesses of things in your fridge like, say, the time you assumed strawberries being on sale meant that you were going to eat a few pounds of them before they went bad. You can use the syrup as a foundation for cocktails, because it’s Friday and baby, you’ve earned it, and you can package bottles up as gifts for friends, because you’re just that awesome of a person.

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16 Apr 13:57

“Squeegee / Printmaking Ghost” Pin and Shirt by Haypeep

by admin

I thought the screenprinters out there would enjoy this new “Squeegee / Printmaking Ghost” design by Haypeep. Available as a 1.5″ enamel pin for $8 or a t-shirt in L-XL for $15. Visit her shop.

Haypeep

Haypeep

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