The sheriff always thought it was an inside job. In 2013, when the Buffalo Trace distillery reported that sixty-five cases of Pappy Van Winkle whiskey had disappeared from a secure area, it seemed likely that the perpetrators had access to the supply. Until recently, authorities couldn’t prove it. Then yesterday, a grand jury indicted a group of nine people in conjunction with the thefts. The likely ringleader, Gilbert “Toby” Curtsinger, is indeed a twenty-six-year veteran of Buffalo Trace, where he worked on the loading dock. (Another one of the accused worked at the Wild Turkey distillery, which suffered similar losses.) Here are five more things you should know about the latest developments in the biggest bourbon theft in recent history.

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1. It all started with softball.
Not only did Curtsinger meet at least some of his eight alleged co-conspirators while playing in a recreational softball league, but his statewide connections in the sport also helped them unload bottles and barrels of stolen whiskey. “Most of this stuff was sold through softball,” Franklin County sheriff Pat Melton says. “They played teams all over the state, and they made friends who would distribute.”
2. It’s been going on since 2008.
It’s possible that the thieves made a fatal mistake when they went after those cases of Pappy Van Winkle in 2013. According to authorities, they had probably begun to dip into the stores of Buffalo Trace and Wild Turkey five years before. By gradually lifting product from crowded warehouses, they had mostly escaped attention until word broke that hundreds of bottles of the really good stuff were missing. Pappy Van Winkle is already rare enough to attract feverish bids from collectors, and news of a threat to the national supply launched hundreds of headlines and an in-depth investigation.
3. The accused thieves were peddling more than one kind of juice.
Earlier this year, the sheriff’s office received two tips about Curtsinger and his associates. One tipster dished on the barrels of whiskey stashed in Curtsinger’s backyard, and the other fingered him as a dealer in anabolic steroids, ordered in bulk from overseas. Police found both when they searched his property.
4. Most of the whiskey recovered will be destroyed.
Although plenty of bourbon lovers have already called the attorney general’s office to ask if they can help dispose of the contraband, very little of it will ever see the inside of a rocks glass. While officials hope the distilleries affected will be able to reclaim unopened bottles, there’s no telling what the thieves might have done to the thousands of dollars of high-dollar whiskey stashed in barrels and glass jars—state law mandates that it be poured out. (We already know that a stolen barrel of seventeen-year-old Eagle Rare was dosed with artificial caramel flavoring, a fact that could make the most hardened whiskey snob shed a few boozy tears.)
5. More arrests could be ahead.
Stolen whiskey is now sitting in liquor cabinets all over the state. The police are looking for it, and encouraging anyone in possession to contact them immediately. “I think we’ve just found the tip of the iceberg,” Melton says. “Those who have come forward are not going to face charges, but those who have not and are found will.”































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