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Oculus Sends Out Invites For Special Rift Event June 11
Daniel WhitehillMy nerd senses are tingling!
Oculus is inviting press to a special event on June 11 in San Francisco. The company provided the image above along with the invite (which also accompanied news consumer pre-orders would start later this year, which bears the tagline “Step into the Rift,” as well, suggesting we’ll probably get more information about the consumer Rift headset launch, including possibly more… Read More
Mad Max: Fury Road Is An Astonishing Work Of Art
Daniel WhitehillAgreed. This movie ruled.

You don’t realize just how crappy most action movies are, until you see something like Mad Max: Fury Road — a movie in which there are no “action scenes” because the action pretty much never stops. And the film’s constant sense of violent motion is in the service of incredible imagery and transcendant moments.
Don't Cross Chrissy Teigen
Daniel WhitehillHa hahaha. I loved this last night. We rewound it and laughed and laughed.

Now you see a girl getting in Billboard Music Awards host Chrissy Teigen’s shot—now you don’t. Watch your step, sweetheart!
We Have a Great Deal on Awkward Situations Today
Daniel Whitehillhahahahaha.
Behold the Beast, Slayer of the Post
The Wax is Like an Apertif!
Love Makes You Throw Caution (and Beer) to the Wind!
Daniel WhitehillI want this to be real so bad!
You Do Know That You Must See Mad Max: Fury Road This Weekend, Right?
Daniel WhitehillHa. We already have tickets!

Come Monday, there will be two kinds of people in the world: Those who love Mad Max: Fury Road, and those who still haven’t seen it. Do not fall behind on this one. You will be left in the dust and crushed by a truck that looks like a porcupine.
Watch the Entire History of US County Boundaries Evolve in 30 Seconds
Daniel WhitehillFor Brendan. "How the States Got Their Shapes" in 30 seconds.
Well, someone’s pretty psyched about the return of the Nintendo World Champs.
Daniel Whitehillha. Good one, Fred.
I Can Barely Watch This Video of the World's Longest Skywalk
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You’ll want to read the rest of this post with your eyes shut if you have even the remotest fear of heights: This is the world’s longest skywalk, which recently opened in China. The skywalk allows crazy people to walk 87 feet off a cliff for spectacular vomit-inducing views. Don’t worry, it’s only about a half-mile down to the valley floor.
Looks Like No One Had a Good Time
Catching the Elusive White Girl
Daniel Whitehillha. That is pretty damn funny.
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When Breakdancing Goes Wrong
Daniel Whitehillbummer
Get it Away! Burn it with Fire!
Daniel Whitehillhahaha, you KNOW that's what it's thinking.
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This Fireworks Show is Going to be AWESOME
Daniel Whitehillha ha. What could go wrong?
Open Post: Hosted By Thor’s Mighty Hammer
Daniel WhitehillWOW. Chris Hemsworth is amazing.

Sign #456,982,455 for how you know you’re a thirsty trollop: Your tongue pressed against Chris Hemsworth’s silicone Pringles dick as soon as that screen shot came up. If I have more typos in this post than usual, it’s because I can’t see the keyboard since my tongue is glued to the goddamn screen.
I was kind of “meh” about the whole reboot of Vacation, because the last thing we as a people need is more “reboots” of 80s movies and what’s a Vacation movie without the gorgeous magnolia blossom Beverly D’Angelo in the lead female role? But my “meh” has turned into an ALL-CAPS, bolded YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS thanks to a few seconds in the newest trailer. Thor plays some character named who really cares who’s got a head full of golden 90s boy band hair and a pair of baggy chonies full of Marky Mark’s stunt dick from Boogie Nights. I’m so glad that stunt dick finally got more work. If you just want to watch Thor’s fake crotch hammer swing around like a girthy angel on a rope swing, click to around the 1:58 mark:
Yeah, they could’ve gotten Jon Hamm to do it since he wouldn’t need to wear Marky Mark’s stunt dick, but the Hammaconda is an A-list peen and they couldn’t afford it.
via MYNPP (whose got GIFs of that glorious faux peen. Damn, I’m hard up.)
A close look at the new, yet familiar guitar in 'Guitar Hero Live'
Daniel WhitehillTHIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!
Tim Dunn and Nate Coppard are on a mission to rewire your brain. They're respectively the senior producer and senior designer behind Guitar Hero Live's new six-button guitar, and while neurological change is not their direct goal, it's a side effect they seem to relish. The new guitar has two rows of three buttons each, stacked on top of each other at the end of the neck -- this not only adds an extra button to the series, but it allows for fresh challenges. "It's not something people will be familiar with," Dunn says, glancing down at the Guitar Hero Live guitar in his hands. He taps some of the buttons. "It's a new thing."
Seated next to Dunn, Coopard adds, "We've had a lot of people saying they can feel their brains kind of adjusting and kind of rewiring to the new way of playing it as they play through the songs, and then gradually getting to grips with how the difficulty ramps up as you jump around between the two layers."%Gallery-slideshow285169%


