Submitted by: (via Acid Cow)
Shared posts
Don't Worry Buddy, That's How A Lot of Us Feel About Tequila Shots
Daniel Whitehillhahahaha
What if I Just Really Love Lavender? ANSWER ME, OLD SPICE.
Daniel WhitehillHa. Good point!
Cosby Show Actress and Writer Accuse Bill Cosby of Sexual Assault
Daniel WhitehillFor those at home keeping score, we're at over 40 women. This is out of control.
Two more women came forward at a press conference with Gloria Allred today to accuse Bill Cosby of sexual assault. One of the women, Lili Bernard, is an actress who played Mrs. Minnifield during the last season of The Cosby Show. The other, Sammie Mays, says Cosby attacked her at a TV conference.
Everything You Need to Know About Tesla's New Household Batteries
Daniel WhitehillThis is awesome. Very cool stuff.
Tesla unveiled a new product line at its design studio in LA tonight. It’s called Tesla Energy and it’s a suite of batteries for homes and for businesses. The existence of the batteries has been one of the worst kept secrets of all time. But we are here at the announcement event and finally have some details. And they’re pretty damn cool.
Some Chickens Know How to Party
Daniel Whitehillhahahahah. That is funny as shit.
HoloLens Hands-On: How We Built An App For Microsoft’s Augmented Reality Headset
Daniel WhitehillNerd pr0n.
Very Clever, Samsung
Daniel Whitehillha. Good stuff.
Rosie O’Donnell Spends All Day Drinking Wine And Smoking Weed, According To Her Future Ex-Wife
Daniel WhitehillSee, Gentlemen, this is what is called "living the dream". Sounds like the ex is just a jealous dried up old cunt.
Rosie O’Donnell’s dramatic custody battle with her soon-to-be ex-wife has recently hit a higher level of MESS, and it has everything to do with Rosie being a high mess. According to TMZ, Rosie’s future ex-wife Michelle Rounds – who is sort of giving me some serious Tami Taylor vibes in that picture – says she deserves sole custody of their 2-year-old daughter Dakota because Rosie is a wine-chugging pot head and a shit parent. I’m taking back that Tami Taylor comparison; Tami Taylor would never have a problem with someone guzzling wine.
Michelle claims Rosie drinks a bottle of wine almost every night, regularly smokes weed and eats weed-filled foods (sorry, I have a hard time calling them “edibles“, because it reminds me of Edna’s Edibles, and Mrs. Garrett would never!), and it’s getting in the way of her parenting. Michelle says Rosie is in her own world most of the time, which means the nannies end up making the decisions regarding her 5 kids. Michelle also accuses Rosie of letting her 19-year-old son throw parties and allows his underage friends to drink alcohol.
Of course, Rosie is hissing back that everything Michelle says is LIES because she’s a low-down dirty gold digger who is pissed off about the prenup she signed. Rosie’s rep tells TMZ: “This is a distorted perception of Michelle’s reality. It’s sad in every way.” Not shockingly, Michelle fired back, claiming she was a millionaire before she got with Rosie, and adding, “I will walk away from every dime of Rosie’s money if I get full custody.”
Yeah, something tells me that last part might not be the whole truth. Even if Michelle does get full custody, I’m sure she’ll conveniently remember a reason why she needs some of Rosie’s money. “Rosie owes me $4.6 million for…uh…cash she took out of my purse to pay the wine-and-weed delivery guy. Yeah, that’s it.“
We Need Stronger Earmuffs!
That MP3 Player Better Have Hoobastank on it
Daniel Whitehillha. I still miss the long sleeved T under the short sleeved T.
A Fake Arm Selfie Stick Only Makes You Look Less Sad in Photographs
Daniel WhitehillAmazing!
They’re being banned from museums, art galleries, and sporting events faster than people can buy them, but that’s ok because selfie sticks are awful and deserve to disappear . However, designers Justin Crowe and Aric Snee may have found a way to redeem them with a selfie stick that looks like a human arm so a self-shot can help hide someone’s crushing loneliness.
Bonzai!
Daniel WhitehillWe are SO DOING THIS, this summer.
The Puddle Would Have Been the Better Option
Daniel WhitehillSo. Much. Yes.
The Internet Reacts To The New Joker
Daniel WhitehillHuh. I liked it.
Presenting...Jared Leto’s Joker.
These Are the Jokes That Caused Actors To Walk Off Adam Sandler's Set
Daniel WhitehillWay to go, Netflix!
Two days ago, Native American extras on Adam Sandler’s new Netflix movie The Ridiculous Six walked off the set due to the film’s portrayal of Native Americans . In response, Netflix defended the film as a “broad satire” in which those being made fun of are “in on the joke.” So, who’s right? Well, we got our hands on the script, so everyone can judge for themselves.
Soon, Americans will able to purchase bags of “Doritos Roulette” in which one in every six chips is
Daniel Whitehillhahhahahahahahaha.
Soon, Americans will able to purchase bags of “Doritos Roulette” in which one in every six chips is “melt-your-face hot.” Previously, regular consumption of Doritos had been considered risky enough.
If You Love the Paper Airplanes, Let Them Go
None of Us Will Ever Have as Much Fun as This Dog in a Fountain
Daniel WhitehillThat is awesome.
Who Drew This Peeing Android Logo on Google Maps?
Daniel Whitehillha. cute.
Navigate to 33°30’52.5”N 73°03’33.2”E in Google Maps this morning—a rural area south of Rawalpindi in Punjab, Pakistan—and you’ll find an oddly shaped park. Just like Calvin pees on the Chevy logo on the backs of countless Ford trucks, there’s Google’s Android logo taking a leak on Apple. Who put it there?