
Truth: One time I used the word “disingenuous” in a sentence and a guy told me he was surprised I knew such a “big word” because “most girls wouldn’t.”
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Tom WrightUgh.

Truth: One time I used the word “disingenuous” in a sentence and a guy told me he was surprised I knew such a “big word” because “most girls wouldn’t.”
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Tom WrightThat's good.
Tom WrightWhat a superpower.
Everything is new to him again! All that discovery ahead of him! Rewatching movies for the first time! I’m jealous.
Tom WrightSo difficult. Try buying glasses sometime. Impossible.

I know the internet is rampant with jokes about not knowing how to make a doctor’s appointment, but the other day I tried to make one and failed so here you go.
Tom WrightYeah, I can buy that.
Tom WrightHaha.

Tom WrightFart jokes generally aren't that funny, but I give this one a pass because it's true to life.
Tom WrightI think Sarah Andersen lives in a different world than a lot of women I know...

Tom WrightThere is literally nothing irrational about this... well, it's not a pet peeve, either. It's vandalism, at best.
Tom WrightI guess it's that time of year. The pumpkin spice decorations go up earlier and earlier every year, it seems. It's all commercialism and marketing, ruining a once-great thing.

Tom WrightChristmas list additions right here.

Hello everyone, I have some super exciting news to share!
I have teamed up with TopatoCo to create some new original Sarah’s Scribbles merch! Right now, we have full colors shirts, pins, and a sticker set up for sale and we’ll be adding even more stuff soon.
Please go check it out here. Yay!
Tom WrightFor Halloween we can all just go home and face the dark abyss of emptiness that is our own human nature. That's the scariest thing of all.
Tom WrightTo see him with that bat... I am laughing right now.

Tom WrightHere, take $50 and get yourself some ice cream.

Tom WrightSeriously. I hate when people say, "It's okay, it's what made me what I am today."
A person that refuses to take the moral high road? A person that seemingly enjoys making terrible mistakes that hurt everyone around them?
Please.
Tom WrightI don't do reunions. Family, high school, mission.
I guess I'd do an ultimate frisbee reunion. Every Thursday.
Keep on livin’!
–SUMMER–
I guess summer is over pretty much? Where the heck did it go?!
Even though I graduated from college a while back, I’m still totally in the rhythm of a college person. College football keeps me in that rhythm pretty well. Still living in my college town also helps quite a bit too =)
Tom WrightHaha.
I’m terrible at remembering things.
–FAN EXPO–
I’m gonna be in Toronto this weekend! I don’t have a table for Fan Expo BUT I do have a pass and will be wandering around!
Tom WrightI like that his computer is The Flash, and that they made a comic of me.