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27 Jul 22:45

Why Is This Pile Of Noodles So Sad?

Sculptor Theo Mercier’s . “LE SOLITAIRE” is the saddest pasta ever.

Noodle man, you're lookin' sad as hell.

Noodle man, you're lookin' sad as hell.

Source: otipemisiwak.tumblr.com

Why so glum, noodle man?

Why so glum, noodle man?

Source: mymodernmet.com

What horrors have you seen in your time? What pastatrocities haunt your dreams?

What horrors have you seen in your time? What pastatrocities haunt your dreams?

Source: otipemisiwak.tumblr.com

Do you hear them screaming, noodle man? Their fates wrapped 'round forks and shoveled into gaping mouths — do you miss them, noodle man?

Do you hear them screaming, noodle man? Their fates wrapped 'round forks and shoveled into gaping mouths — do you miss them, noodle man?

Source: otipemisiwak.tumblr.com


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27 Jul 01:06

Me Want Protect You from Head Injury

27 Jul 01:06

The REAL Game is Seeing How Long You Can Sit in It

27 Jul 01:05

What is This, Mind Control?

What is This, Mind Control?

Submitted by: Unknown (via Reddit)

26 Jul 20:49

Champion of the Champagne Campaign

Submitted by: Unknown

26 Jul 20:40

Because Yarn Swifts are Expensive

Because Yarn Swifts are Expensive

Submitted by: Unknown

26 Jul 20:40

What if Your Friends Were Stung by a Jellyfish

What if Your Friends Were Stung by a Jellyfish

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: snow flakes , pee
26 Jul 16:40

Hey My Computer Has One of Those!

Hey My Computer Has One of Those!

Submitted by: Charles

Tagged: wtf , blue screen , phone , funny
26 Jul 16:38

Maybe You Should Just Get Lasik?

Maybe You Should Just Get Lasik?

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: IRL , glasses , rain
26 Jul 15:47

I'd Like Two Bones and One Squeaky Toy Please

I'd Like Two Bones and One Squeaky Toy Please

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: dogs , fast food , animals
26 Jul 15:46

Diversion Successful!

26 Jul 15:46

Talk About a Party Animal

Talk About a Party Animal

Submitted by: Unknown (via Neatorama)

Tagged: cool , beer , summer , ice , party animal , funny
26 Jul 15:37

Network Name at a Mexican Joint

26 Jul 15:37

Units of Majesty

Units of Majesty

So, if Royal Baby is third in line to the throne in England, that would make him... hmm... fifth in line to the American Presidency, I think?

Submitted by: Unknown

26 Jul 15:37

New York Mayoral Hopeful Anthony Weiner is in Trouble Again!

New York Mayoral Hopeful Anthony Weiner is in Trouble Again!

Nearly two years after a texting scandal nearly ended his congressional career, Anthony Weiner is in hot water again. Weiner admitted to sending a series of lewd messages and pictures to another woman as soon as last summer - some under the nickname "Carlos Danger" (as if the situation could be no less absurd). Old habits die hard, they say.

Catch up on the history of "Weienrgate" and more breaking news over at Know Your Meme!

Submitted by: Unknown

26 Jul 15:36

Let's Not Turn This Into a Bragging Contest

Let's Not Turn This Into a Bragging Contest

Submitted by: Unknown

26 Jul 15:29

Graffiti Artist Has His Stencil Removed, Re-Does It Depicting the Stencil Remover

Graffiti Artist Has His Stencil Removed, Re-Does It Depicting the Stencil Remover

I made you look extra mad, bro.

Submitted by: Unknown

26 Jul 15:28

News FAIL of the Day: Wait a Minute... That's Not a Construction Site!

In this latest edition of "accidental penis jokes," an ABC12 news reporter unknowingly draws a penis on the touchscreen display while discussing traffic detours around a construction site in Detroit, Michigan.

Submitted by: Unknown

26 Jul 15:28

Country Music Blues

26 Jul 15:22

Programmers Always Have Problems to Solve

Programmers Always Have Problems to Solve

Submitted by: Unknown

26 Jul 03:10

Bryan Cranston Wore A Really Terrifying Bryan Cranston Mask To Comic-Con

He then took the mask off and kissed it. Then Aaron Paul kissed it. It was weird.

If you bumped into anyone wearing a pretty life-like Walter White mask at Comic-Con over the weekend, chances are it was actually Bryan Cranston.

If you bumped into anyone wearing a pretty life-like Walter White mask at Comic-Con over the weekend, chances are it was actually Bryan Cranston.

Source: i.imgur.com

Cranston kept the mood light by coming out in a fairly convincing mask that gave him Walter White's iconic shaved-head look. He revealed that he worn it while walking the floor at Comic-Con, chatting with unassuming fans and disguising his voice in a higher register.


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26 Jul 02:01

Boobs: The Average American Bra Size Is Now a 34 DD

by Racked Staff

2013-07-cosabella.jpgImage via Cosabella

The average bra size in America is growing at a nearly exponential rate. According to sales data and customer surveys collected by national lingerie retailer Intimacy, the average American cup size has gone from 34 B in 1983 to a whopping 34 DD in 2013.

The inflation of the American breast has not gone unnoticed: Florence Williams authored an entire book on the subject in 2012, in which she said that the the average bra size has grown from a 34B to a 36C in the last 15 years. But Intimacy's statistics are especially dramatic (34DD? Really?) We checked in with some other retailers to see if they had noticed a similarly busty trend.

According to the retailers we talked to, sizes appear to be on the upswing throughout the industry. The current bestselling bra size size at online lingerie emporium Figleaves.com is a 34 E. Figleaves.com's private label brand Just Peachy has also seen a high demand in larger sizing—up to 38 G. The retailer also has plans to roll out a new collection offering selections up to 38 H to continue to meet demand.

Specialty brands are adjusting their sizes, too. Trendy Italian lingerie label Cosabella, which specializes in soft-cup bras, tells Racked that within the past year they've added a size 38 band for C, D, and DD cups.

Cosabella thinks the trend has more to do with better customer service than it does with changing body types, however. "I simply believe the industry is focusing on larger cup sizes more in terms of offering, where they had never offered luxury or fashionable product before," said Guido Campello, VP of sales, branding, and innovation.

Intimacy believes that the demand for larger sizes comes from a mix better customer service and a heightened awareness among the customers themselves. "Instead of forcing D+ breasts into A to D cup bras, women are beginning to purchase larger cup sizes (G cup, for example) that actually fit properly," said a rep. "[Twenty years ago] the American market carried less than 20 sizes, so women with bigger breasts squeezed into bras that were two or more cup sizes too small. Therefore, the idea that breast size is increasing is perhaps slightly inflated due to women actually purchasing larger (and more accurate) bras for themselves."—Erika Graham

· Introducing The Bra That Prevents Rape [Racked]
· Watch Matt Lauer Puzzle Over Jockey's New 3D Bras [Racked]

26 Jul 02:00

This Is What Las Vegas Looks Like When It Floods

A wild storm with winds reaching 71 MPH hit Las Vegas on Friday, flooding parts of the Strip. As many as 33,000 people were affected by power outages.

Severe thunderstorms hit Las Vegas Friday and Saturday.

Severe thunderstorms hit Las Vegas Friday and Saturday.

Steve Marcus / Reuters

Winds reached 71 MPH at Nellis Air Force Base around 7 p.m. Friday, according to the National Weather Service.

Winds reached 71 MPH at Nellis Air Force Base around 7 p.m. Friday, according to the National Weather Service.

Steve Marcus / Reuters

Parts of the Strip were flooded.

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26 Jul 01:58

Mona Lisa Made from 1,292 Spools of Thread

by Caroline Williamson

Mona Lisa Made from 1,292 Spools of Thread

Ejjeh & Sons, makers of custom tailored clothing in Beirut, Lebanon since 1926, recently renovated their shop and decided to freshen up their street appearance with the hope of appealing to a younger generation. Looking for a buzz worthy way to put their name out there with more contemporary fashion while still giving a nod to their long-standing skills and tradition, they enlisted the help of République Beirut and their version of Mona Lisa was created.

Watch how it all comes together:

Over the course of three months of planning with 10 creatives, and nine hours of set-up, Mona Lisa was constructed with 1,292 spools of thread in 63 colors (including shades that had to be flown in from China). The result is a perfect way to reflect the company’s dedication to their custom tailoring.

Mona Lisa Made from 1,292 Spools of Thread in art Category

Mona Lisa Made from 1,292 Spools of Thread in art Category



22 Jul 12:47

Everyone Gets a Bubble!

20 Jul 01:58

Dats teh Spot

Dats teh Spot

Submitted by: Unknown (via Catleecious)

Tagged: cute , massage , Cats
20 Jul 01:57

It Wasn't a Good Day, No

It Wasn't a Good Day, No

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: ouch , cactus , funny , fail nation
20 Jul 01:57

That's Harsh on at Least Two Accounts

That's Harsh on at Least Two Accounts

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: funny , parking , harsh , g rated , dating
20 Jul 01:57

If It's Eats, I Sleeps

20 Jul 01:56

Raptor Physics

by Brad
Velociraptor