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07 Jan 17:00

Man Bragging About How Infrequently He Receives Dental...

IKEA Monkey

Holy shit I overheard two guys in the breakroom having a very similar conversation yesterday. One guy was like, yeah I haven't been to the dentist in like.... 5 years?" and the other guy was like WHAT



Man Bragging About How Infrequently He Receives Dental Care

TACOMA, WA—Treating the amount of time that had passed since his last appointment as a source of great personal pride, local man Kyle Telford, 25, reportedly bragged to several friends Friday about how infrequently he receives dental care. “I haven’t been to the dentist for at least four or five years now,” Telford reportedly said aloud in a confident and gloating tone of voice, proudly touting the fact that he had received no professional teeth cleaning over a period of time during which experts recommend seeing a dentist eight to 10 times. “Honestly, I can’t even remember the last time I went. I probably haven’t gone since freshman year of college, or maybe it was back in high school. My parents are always telling me to make an appointment, but I never do.” Telford reportedly followed his show of bravado about his rare dentist visits with a grandiose boast that he has no intention of seeing a doctor even though he’s been having frequent unexplained headaches recently.

06 Jan 22:24

How To Do Drynuary In A Drinking Town

by Stephen Gossett
IKEA Monkey

I'm on day 5! Feeling great.

How To Do Drynuary In A Drinking Town Tips for going dry in one of the wettest cities in America. [ more › ]
06 Jan 20:50

Your Midday-ish Man: Mahershala Ali Is Hot, Hot Graffiti

by Heather
IKEA Monkey

Oh wow, this is really cool. Its not often you see a guy do a really "fashiony" take on a classic suit without it looking clownish.

I think you will love this.
06 Jan 19:48

Art of the Troll: Why Is Trump Trashing His Own Show?

by Erik Ortiz
IKEA Monkey

Sure; either the show tanks and Donald brags that he and only he could have made it work, or the show's ratings pick up and Donald takes credit for assisting with the turnaround by tweeting about it

Observers say his decision to mock "The Celebrity Apprentice," the show that helped Trump rebuild his brand, may be more calculated than appears.
06 Jan 16:29

Someone Please Help This Poor Car Dealership Mascot

by Tom McParland on Jalopnik, shared by Tim Marchman to Deadspin

A car dealership in Minnesota wanted to highlight a few of their new models at a local ice rink. Too bad their polar bear mascot couldn’t keep his footing. While the commercial might not have sold any new Mitsubishis, the outtakes are hilarious.

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06 Jan 16:11

Putin's Sassy Trolling Sent Message to Trump: Experts

by Alexander Smith
IKEA Monkey

SASSY

According to analysts, the Russian leader aimed to emerge from last week's exchange looking more mature than President Barack Obama.
06 Jan 15:09

Police: No link between torture video and Black Lives Matter

IKEA Monkey

a-No a-DUH

No one disputes the horror of a special-needs teen getting beaten as another teen broadcasts the torture on Facebook Live.
06 Jan 00:45

Is Bradley Cooper's Girlfriend Pregnant or 'Pregnant'?

by Bobby Finger
IKEA Monkey

Is he slowly becoming Zach Galifinakis?

About a month ago I read the news that Bradley Cooper’s girlfriend, a model named Irina Shayk, had become pregnant with their first child. I think I saw the story on People. Or maybe E! Online. Page Six? Wherever it was, I believed it. Why not?, I thought. Seems legit!

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06 Jan 00:38

Sears To Sell Craftsman Brand To Black & Decker For $900M

by Ashlee Kieler
IKEA Monkey

Wow. Craftsman isn't a billion-dollar brand?

Sears isn’t just trying to stave off the grim reaper by closing stores and borrowing hundreds of millions of dollars from CEO Eddie Lampert twice in two weeks. The beleaguered retailer is selling off its iconic Craftsman brand to Stanley Black & Decker for $900 million.

Sears announced Thursday that it had reached a purchase agreement with Stanley Black & Decker that will allow the Craftsman brand to be sold at an array of other retail outlets.

Through the agreement, Black & Decker will receive the rights to develop, manufacture, and sell Craftsman-branded products in non-Sears Holding retailers, industrial, and online sales channels.

Currently, just 10% of Craftsman-branded products are sold outside of Sears Holdings.

Sears won’t lose all of its ties to the iconic brand it first bought in 1927. Instead, under the agreement, the company will continue to offer Craftsman-branded products through a license from Black & Decker royalty-free for 15 years.

Are you a fan of Craftsman tools? Tell us how you feel about today’s news by shooting us an email with your thoughts at tips@consumerist.com

“We are pleased to reach this agreement, after determining that externalizing the Craftsman brand would accomplish our goals of driving value for Sears Holdings and positioning Craftsman for future growth,” Sears Holding Chairman and CEO Edward Lampert said in a statement.

Stanley CEO James Loree says in a statement that his company plans to invest in the brand and continue “producing quality products at a great value.”

The terms of the deal stipulate that Stanley Black & Decker pay $525 million at closing and $250 million in three years, as well as annual payments on new Stanley Black & decker Craftsman sales for 15 years.

The deal, which has been approved by the Boards of Directors for both companies, is expected to closed sometime in 2017.

The sale of Craftsman is just the latest in a series of moves to generate cash and prop-up the sinking retailer.

In May 2016, the company said it was exploring unspecified alternatives for its other house-brands Kenmore and DieHard. The following month, Sears said it would begin selling Kenmore TVs. However, Bloomberg reports that the brands are still being earmarked for potential sales.

Additionally, just yesterday, Consumerist reported that the company would borrow another $500 million from its CEO until it could sell more stores.

“Did you just say another?” Yes, we did. In Sept. 2014, the company borrowed $400 million from ESL Investments, a hedge fund entirely owned by Lampert. Two years later in Aug. 2016, the company borrowed $300 million from the same hedge fund.

More recently, at the end of the year, company announced it had secured a letter of credit from the hedge fund of at least $200 million maxing out at $500 million, which allows Sears Holdings to keep its cash flow going as it continues to pretend to operate a retail company.

Are you a fan of Craftsman tools? Tell us how you feel about today’s news by shooting us an email with your thoughts at tips@consumerist.com

06 Jan 00:33

How St. Ives's Apricot Scrub Plays on People's Shame

by Julie Beck
IKEA Monkey

1) I like this stuff but you really should only use it once a week or so. IDK, I like scrubbin'. 2) I used to be a lifeguard and worked alongside one of the daughters of one of the chairmen of the board for this company. I gave her a ride home from work one day and holy shit it was the biggest goddamn house I've ever seen in my life. I was driving down what I thought was a street when I realized it was just one of the houses's driveways. "Which front door should I pull up to," was a thing I said. Anyway, big money in that company.

I bought into the St. Ives lie for years. In the already insecure times of high school and college, my skin was host to constant colonies of acne, my nose peppered with blackheads, my chin and forehead a topographical horror of cystic zits that lasted for weeks. But as I moved into adulthood, it didn’t go away, making me, I suppose, part of a trend—adult acne is on the rise, particularly among women.

I’m sure it never really seemed so bad to others as it did to me, as is the way with these things. I covered it up with layers of gloppy foundation, then with more proficiently applied makeup later on, then went on hormonal birth control, which improved the situation significantly.

But for many of the years in-between, I washed my face with St. Ives Apricot Scrub, which is an exfoliator made with granules of walnut shell powder. It is extremely rough. Perhaps too rough. We’ll find out: Kaylee Browning and Sarah Basile recently filed a class-action lawsuit against St. Ives’s maker, Unilever, alleging that the wash “leads to long-term skin damage” and “is not fit to be sold as a facial scrub.”

In several stories about the lawsuit, Unilever declined to comment on the case and gave the same statement: “We can say that for over 30 years, consumers have loved and trusted the St. Ives brand to refresh and revitalize their skin. We are proud to be America’s top facial scrub brand and stand by our dermatologist tested formula.”

Dermatologists disagree on how beneficial scrubs are generally, but St. Ives is intense even among scrubs, with chunks of walnut harder than your average (water-polluting) plastic microbead.

“The problem [with scrubs] is that with over-zealous or too often use, they can irritate and cause more inflammation,” Annie Chiu, a dermatologist at The Derm Institute in Redondo Beach, California, told me in an email. “When you use it on active acne—it can sometimes cause discoloration or scarring as you may traumatize already tender, inflamed acneic skin.”

Unfortunately, the roughness is the basis for their appeal.

Acne is inevitably a public affliction and in its gnarliest forms can breed shame and low-self-esteem as well as inflamed face nodes. When it’s angry enough, you can’t really hide it. At best, you can turn a red lump into a brown one, and fool people from far away. It makes you feel ugly—I should stop using second-person. It makes me feel ugly. It makes me feel like I’m dirty and I need to be scrubbed raw to be clean again.

Enter St. Ives.

Hatred breeds violence, self-hatred no less so. If the thing that makes you hate yourself is on your surface, it makes sense to try to scrub your surface away. “It’s like using sandpaper on your face,” one dermatologist said of the St. Ives scrub, in an interview with New York magazine, and I can say from experience it feels that way, too. “If it hurts, it must be working”: my longtime approach to acne treatment.

I’d buy the highest possible concentration of benzoyl peroxide or salicylic acid and heap it on my blemishes, taking comfort in the burn. I’d leave the shower with my skin red and stinging from a fresh St. Ives assault and refuse to moisturize afterward, hoping the zits would crumble into dust and I could rebuild my desert face from the ground up. Then of course, there’s the old classic of popping, squeezing, scratching and picking at zits, willing to draw my own blood so long as I can remove the invaders.

This self-harming form of warfare is common, Chiu says: “From teenagers to adults, acne is an incredibly frustrating issue, and almost everyone’s first impulse to scrub, pick, and overdry the skin.  This then can cause even more irritation, or even worse scarring and discoloration, which feeds into a cycle of worsening acne. Overdrying and irritating the skin sometimes confuses the oil glands and paradoxically makes them more active. ”

But the skincare industry itself perpetuates this practice through some of these products that promise purity through violence. Biore pore strips are essentially pieces of paper that you glue to your face and then rip off, yanking out your blackheads (and often taking your hair along with it). One of the slogans on the company’s product page is “Don’t be dirty”—feeding right into my old insecurity. Commercials for rough exfoliating scrubs tend to have a woman with already perfect-skin extolling the “deep-clean” and splashing her face with pure blue water. In this old St. Ives commercial I found on YouTube they just drop the bottle into some water, which is weird, and a girl says, “we’re not talking some deep spiritual cleansing—but almost.”

Elsewhere, you can find people claiming the pore strips made their pores larger, or irritated their skin. The subreddit r/SkincareAddiction holds particular vitriol for the St. Ives scrub, which some dermatologists say is so abrasive that it can cause small tears in the skin. The subreddit rejoiced in the announcement of Browning and Basile’s lawsuit, as Slate recently reported. It’s hard to find actual studies on the efficacy of specific products, but certainly St. Ives Apricot Scrub and its ilk perpetuate this idea that the best way to get the skin you want is to destroy the skin you have. They facilitate the worst impulses of the frustrated acne-sufferer declaring war on their skin.

The marketing of skincare products preys on vulnerability, even if not intentionally, promising that this new product is the one thing that will finally work, that your zits will be gone in time for prom, that your wrinkles will be less noticeable in four weeks. Without a lot of good information out there, it’s no wonder if I and others put our faith in these promises, and overdo it, thinking if it hurts, it must be working.

06 Jan 00:33

Animal Shelter Tries To Make Hilarious Low-Budget Cat Commercial, It Goes Viral Beyond Their Expectations

by Elizabeth
IKEA Monkey

This is the best

Furkids animal shelter’s hilarious ‘Kitty Kommercial’ is going viral, and it proves you don’t need a high-budget to produce a masterpiece! The rescue organization has its headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia, so it was only fitting to feature a native Atlantan Paul Preston as the main character in a brilliantly improvised video that took only 30 minutes to film.


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While seeing Preston perform like a used car salesman to get the cats adopted will definitely crak you up, it’s important to note that in real life the man is no comedian. Preston is a contractor with a rental property management company, who just happens to be a funny guy.

Actually, it was his sister who originally came up with the idea for the commercial. She is a regular volunteer at Furkids, and couldn’t think of anyone better than her brother to be featured in the video.

Our verdict? Purrr-fection! Now go and adopt some cats.

Furkids animal shelter’s ‘Kitty Kommercial’ proves you don’t need a high-budget to produce a masterpiece!

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The video was completely improvised and took around 30 minutes to make

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Watch the video here:

06 Jan 00:29

Maggie Gyllenhall Looks Great, You Guys

by Jessica
IKEA Monkey

I love this dress. Only thing I'd change for myself would be ditching the cap sleeve for something longer, maybe elbow-length, or even mid-upper arm. But I would wear the HELL out of this dress.

It's so cute.
06 Jan 00:27

Report: No One Currently Thinking About YouWASHINGTON—A...

IKEA Monkey

At first glance I thought that was Henry



Report: No One Currently Thinking About You

WASHINGTON—A comprehensive report issued Thursday has revealed that not a single one of the 7.5 billion inhabitants of earth is thinking about you right now. “An analysis of the evidence definitively shows that absolutely no one anywhere is giving any thought whatsoever to your life, your work, your well-being, your opinions, or your feelings,” the report read in part, before going on to state that of the scores of human beings who have visually registered your presence over the past several hours or the many thousands you have crossed paths with during your lifetime, precisely zero of them are actively thinking about you as a person or considering anything even remotely related to your individual existence. “Whatever words you may have spoken today and whatever tasks you may have accomplished—no one is thinking about any of that. No one has noticed what you’re wearing, either, or how well or poorly groomed you are. You might, of course, be thinking about yourself, but you are most certainly the only being in the entire expanse of the universe currently doing that.” In addition to concluding that no one is thinking about you at present, the report also found that you have not crossed anyone’s mind for quite some time and that nobody is expected to think about you at any point in the foreseeable future.

05 Jan 21:59

Texas Rep Shot In the Head by 'Celebratory Gunfire' Now Wants a Law Against It

by Aimée Lutkin

State Rep. Armando “Mando” Martinez was standing outside with his family, welcoming the new year at midnight, as is tradition, when another tradition came down on his head hard.

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05 Jan 21:58

The Food Lab's Complete Guide to Sous Vide Shrimp

by J. Kenji López-Alt
IKEA Monkey

I *always* overcook my shrimp. I never thought to sous vide it.


Shrimp cooked through traditional methods can be fantastic but nailing the perfect temperature can be a bit hit or miss. With a sous vide cooker, you don't have this issue because that short window of time between perfect and overcooked stretches out to a good half hour or so. Sous vide also allows you to achieve textures that you can't really achieve through more traditional methods and affords you the opportunity to infuse the shrimp with flavor while they cook. Read More
05 Jan 21:49

Taco Bell Testing Value-Priced "Taco Burrito"

by Q
IKEA Monkey

Taco Bell literally has like 8 basic ingredients and yet they continue to come up with new ways to combine and wrap them up and serve them to people

Taco Bell looks to offer a taco inside of a burrito for the test of the new $1.49 Loaded Taco Burrito out in Toledo, Ohio.

As the name suggests, the test item consists of a double-portion of seasoned ground beef, lettuce, tomato, shredded cheese, red tortilla strips, and reduced fat sour cream wrapped up inside of a flour tortilla. It's basically the filling of their Taco Supreme but wrapped up in a burrito with tortilla strips standing in for the hard taco shell.

In addition to the $1.49 price point, the Loaded Taco Burrito is also being offered as part of a $5 Big Box meal along with a Crunchy Taco, a Doritos Locos Taco, and a medium drink.

While the burrito doesn't introduce any new ingredients (or bring back any old ones), it does make for a rather nice value and fits in with Taco Bell's strategy of monthly limited-time specials.

Photo via Taco Bell.
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05 Jan 20:42

Shit Weasel Paul Ryan Announces Plan to Defund Planned Parenthood in Obamacare Repeal [UPDATE]

by Madeleine Davies on The Slot, shared by Joanna Rothkopf to Jezebel
IKEA Monkey

Of course

In a move that doesn’t surprise but still disappoints, House Speaker Paul Ryan—elected perv who can’t seem to help getting up in women’s reproductive business—stated that Planned Parenthood would be stripped of federal funding should Republicans repeal Obamacare later this month.

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05 Jan 16:38

Trump takes credit for inauguration artist's rising album sales

IKEA Monkey

This is one thing he probably could take credit for. I'd never even heard of her until she came out as a performer at the inauguration. Good for you, runner up of a show I never watch!

President-elect Donald Trump is linking singer Jackie Evancho's rising album sales to her announcing she will be performing at Trump's inauguration.
05 Jan 16:32

runonsentencesaboutemotions: plagueofbitches: This is the work...

IKEA Monkey

I bought this today.



runonsentencesaboutemotions:

plagueofbitches:

This is the work of beautiful sunflower @abstractoctopus

Her Etsy shop

Reblogging again to add credit!

I need this.

05 Jan 16:13

Golden Globes 2007: What Are They Wearing?

by Jessica
IKEA Monkey

Kind of interesting to see how styles haven't changed THAT much. Nor have many stars faces.... hmmmmm

Spoiler: Spray tan addiction was rampant.
05 Jan 15:42

Chicago torture video: 4 charged with hate crime, kidnapping

IKEA Monkey

This is so fucked up

[Breaking news update at 1:50 p.m. ET]
05 Jan 15:39

A JonBenét Ramsey Documentary is Coming to Netflix

by Megan Reynolds
IKEA Monkey

PLEASE LET THIS LITTLE GIRL (who would now be in her 20's) REST IN PEACE, GOD

The nation’s endless fascination with JonBenét Ramsey’s tragic demise will continue in 2017: Netflix has acquired Casting Jon-Benet, a documentary about the still-unsolved case to premiere later this year.

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05 Jan 15:34

Review: Ruffles - Flame-Grilled Cheeseburger Chips

by Brand Eating Staff
IKEA Monkey

A rare bad Brand Eating review

Frito Lay's Ruffles Flame-Grilled Cheeseburger-flavored chips feature the brand's crunchy, ridged chips with a seasoning blend that purportedly tastes like a bacon cheeseburger.

I bought a 8.5 oz. bag for $1.99 on sale.

The aroma from the bag is not exactly appetizing, at least not for me. It smells mostly like old oil at first blush, although if you sniff it for a while, it slowly starts smelling more like various condiments (mainly ketchup).

In terms of flavor, these chips are overwhelmingly greasy. Initially, there's a bit of tang reminiscent of ketchup, but it quickly gives way to a slightly smoky flavor that is strangely (and unpleasantly) fatty in nature. There's a hint of bacon flavor in there as well as some cheesy notes, but those aren't very prominent. The chips leave a very unpleasant aftertaste in my mouth as if I just ate a mouthful of rancid beef fat, so much that it feels like the back of my tongue is coated in nonexistent grease.

These chips actually reminded me a lot of the Flame-Grilled Steak Ruffles Max chips they put out a few years ago... which is terrible in my book, because I think I gagged when I first tried those. The use of "flame-grilled" in both flavors is probably intentional; I think the "beef" seasoning must be the same one they originally developed.

One of the strange things about these chips for me was the fact that almost every chip tasted different in terms of seasoning. Some chips tasted strongly of ketchup, whereas there were a couple that called to mind mustard. There were a few chips that tasted very smoky and bacon-like and had little tang. All chips had that unpleasant aftertaste and greasy flavor, but there were a couple where that was almost all I tasted, which made for incredibly unpleasant eating.

Overall, Ruffles Flame-Grilled Cheeseburger Chips are a hard pass for me. I can't get over the rancid-tasting grease flavor, which no amount of water seems to wash away. Yes, it does vaguely call to mind a bacon cheeseburger, but rather than the juicy and charred meatiness of an actual cheeseburger, these chips capture the greasy aftermath left behind on the plate.

By Renee.

Nutritional Info - Ruffles Flame-Grilled Cheeseburger Chips
Serving Size - about 11 chips (28g)
Calories - 150 (from Fat - 90)
Fat - 10g (Saturated Fat - 1.5g)
Sodium - 160mg
Carbs - 15g (Sugar - 1g)
Protein - 2g
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05 Jan 15:08

Pence is Trump's fixer with Hill Republicans

IKEA Monkey

Evidence file #14b255.7i that Pence is preparing himself for the presidency

Republicans on Capitol Hill are still feeling out President-elect Donald Trump -- but they're warmly embracing his vice president, Mike Pence.
05 Jan 14:58

Trump team looking to limit the power of DNI, sources say

IKEA Monkey

yeah that's a good idea

President-elect Donald Trump is looking at possible ways to limit the power of the Director of National Intelligence, according to sources close to the transition.
04 Jan 23:34

Janelle Monae Continues to Look Great

by Jessica
IKEA Monkey

From hair to shoes, she's flawless

No, seriously, can she please teach us her ways?
04 Jan 23:32

Trump picks Wall Street lawyer Jay Clayton to lead SEC

IKEA Monkey

Drain that swamp

President-elect Donald Trump's choice to be the next top cop of Wall Street is Jay Clayton, an elite lawyer who has defended big banks for their financial crisis-era misbehavior.
04 Jan 23:30

Mike Pence: GOP will keep promise to repeal Obamacare

IKEA Monkey

They're so vehement about repealing this. Its so cruel. Yes it has flaws, yes its expensive, but its HEALTH CARE for PEOPLE. Why are you so gung-ho about taking away HEALTH CARE.

Vice President-elect Mike Pence said Wednesday that repealing the Affordable Care Act was part of keeping promises Republicans -- including President-elect Donald Trump -- made on the campaign trail.
04 Jan 23:28

How Well Do Cough Medicines Work (If They Work at All)?

by Beth Skwarecki on Vitals, shared by Andy Orin to Lifehacker
IKEA Monkey

OTC stuff does nothing for me. Might as well be juice. Benzonatate and Codeine seem to be the only thing that helps me when I have a bad cough.

If you want to get rid of a cough, it’s natural to reach for something labeled cough medicine. But the ingredients in cough medicines probably don’t work as well as you think they do. This video explains the sad situation.

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04 Jan 18:03

How Women Deal with Unwanted Pregnancies When Abortion Isn't Legal

by Garnet Henderson
IKEA Monkey

Horrifying. Anti-abortionists don't give a shit about women's safety though, or even the supposed "Sanctity of life". They want to punish women. If women die or suffer greatly as a result of trying to obtain an abortion, they see that as justified and right.

When Donald Trump becomes the president later in January, some worry the days when women had to take dealing with unwanted pregnancies into their own hands will return. Throughout his campaign, Trump made several inflammatory comments about abortion, including the mischaracterization of abortion as a violent and brutal procedure that could be performed up until the "ninth month" and "last day" of pregnancy. In March, he said that if abortion were to become illegal in the US, anyone seeking the procedure should face "some form of punishment." 

Trump later recanted those remarks, which were seen as too extreme even for anti-abortion conservatives. But women in the US are already being punished for ending unwanted pregnancies when they are unable to access safe, legal abortion. Experts warn that with further attacks on abortion access and contraceptive coverage likely to come, rates of self-induced abortion—and the criminalization of those who perform or facilitate it—will rise. 

"We know of at least 17 people who have been arrested for self-inducing abortion [since Roe v. Wade], and some who have been convicted, but we suspect there are many more," said Jill E. Adams, executive director of the Center on Reproductive Rights and Justice at Berkeley Law. "Only a tiny handful of states have statutes that explicitly prohibit self abortion. In all the other cases, these brazen prosecutors are just picking and choosing and misapplying all manner of laws." Adams and her colleagues have identified 40 different kinds of laws that could be applied to criminalize self-induce abortion, as well as implicate the people who help the women who carry them out.

Women seek abortions at nearly the same rate whether it's illegal or not. According to a 2016 study published in the Lancet, the incidence of abortion in countries where it is completely illegal or permitted only to save a woman's life is about 37 per 1,000 women aged 15 to 44. In countries where abortion is generally legal, the incidence is 34 per 1,000 women—almost exactly the same rate. The difference is that virtually all of the abortions in countries where the procedure is illegal happen under circumstances defined as "unsafe" by the World Health Organization. The procedures are performed by people without proper training, or are performed in an inappropriate setting, or are self-induced by the woman herself.

In the United States, what we know about the effects of extreme abortion restrictions largely comes from Texas. A Texas law known as HB2, introduced in 2013, caused more than half of the state's abortion clinics to close. Researchers from the Texas Policy Evaluation Project (TxPEP) estimated that between 100,000 and 240,000 women in Texas tried to end pregnancies on their own after HB2 put a clinic procedure financially or logistically out of reach for them. 

The most common method of self-induced abortion among those women was taking misoprostol, a drug used in legal medication abortions. Other methods included ineffective remedies like herbs, teas, and hormone pills, and occasionally violent means like being punched in the stomach. Dr. Daniel Grossman, a co-investigator in the TxPEP project and professor of obstetrics, gynecology, and reproductive sciences at the University of California, San Francisco, told me the Texas study did not find incidences of women using invasive means, like trying to insert an object into the vagina or uterus. But those cases do sometimes still happen in the US. Most notable in recent years was the case of Tennessee woman Anna Yocca, who was charged with three felonies for attempting to self-induce using a coat hanger.

"We have heard stories of women ordering [abortion drugs] online that don't turn out to be what they were supposed to be."—Daniel Grossman

The availability of misoprostol, sometimes known simply as "miso" and also sold under the brand name Cytotec, has transformed the process of self-induced abortion around the globe. It was originally brought to market in the 1970s as a drug to prevent stomach ulcers, but it was not long before doctors and people facing unwanted pregnancy discovered its off-label use. Misoprostol use is particularly widespread in Latin America, where few countries permit abortion. In legal medication abortions, misoprostol is usually used in conjunction with another drug, mifepristone, which is the most effective method. Misoprostol on its own, however, is still 75 to 85 percent effective in ending pregnancy in the first trimester. It can also be effective later in pregnancy, but more medical follow-up care is required.

"From a medical perspective, misoprostol used by itself is very safe and effective to induce early abortion," Grossman told me. "However, it's important that women know how far along in the pregnancy they are, and know the correct dosages for the medication. Another concern is whether medications they get are high quality medications. We have heard stories of women ordering things online that don't turn out to be what they were supposed to be." 

Texas prohibits anyone other than a licensed physician from performing an abortion, and requires that the doctor be in the room for the procedure. That means doctors cannot provide medication via telemedicine, even though that approach is considered to be safe and effective. They're also prohibited from providing patients with harm reduction information, even if they know the patient is going to try and self-induce abortion.

"We saw a rise in women attempting their own abortions long before HB2, connected to a bill called HB15 that passed in 2011," said Amy Hagstrom Miller, founder and CEO of Whole Woman's Health, the lead plaintiff in the Supreme Court case that ultimately overturned HB2. "It requires a minimum of two visits in order to get an abortion and a waiting period of at least 24 hours between them. That became too big a barrier for many of our patients to deal with travel, childcare, or lost wages." Miller told me that people in Texas have historically crossed the border into Mexico to get cheaper medications and healthcare. Now, women cross the border to buy miso in pharmacies, where it is generally available without a prescription.

Related: What It's Like to Have an Illegal Abortion

In Texas's Rio Grande Valley, which includes the state's poorest counties and where the population is over 86 percent Latinx, there is just one abortion clinic left: Whole Woman's Health in McAllen. That clinic closed briefly after the passage of HB2, but reopened during the ensuing court battle. 

"Before the McAllen clinic reopened, there was effectively an abortion ban for the Rio Grande Valley. Even once the clinic reopened and we were better able to connect women with the care they needed, there were longer wait times because there were no other clinics to shoulder the burden," Jessica González-Rojas, executive director of the National Latina Institute for Reproductive Health, told me. Without access to a clinic, some women are forced to take matters into their own hands.

A miso-induced abortion is virtually indistinguishable from a spontaneous miscarriage, which may lead to the belief that women who seek follow-up care at a hospital or other medical practice would be safe from criminalization. But Adams said that of the 17 known cases of women being arrested for self-inducing abortion, several were reported to the authorities by medical staff. Most extreme is the case of Purvi Patel, who was sentenced to 20 years in prison for self-inducing abortion until an appellate court vacated her conviction. The doctor who reported her to the police was part of an association of anti-abortion physicians and even accompanied detectives to the scene where Patel admitted she disposed of fetal remains.

"We are perpetuating a culture of surveillance and repression of pregnant people," Adams told me. "People always want to know about the physical safety of self-induced abortion, but what about the safety of being arrested, of going to prison, of being deported? If people are truly concerned about safety as related to abortion, they ought to be considering how dangerous it can be for people's physical and emotional health to be ensnared in the legal system."

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