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A lot of ballparks have colorful vendors. We’ve talked about the Spring Training/Diamondbacks’ vendor who does the “Lemonade, lemonade like grandma made!” thing in the past. The Tigers used to have a hot dog guy who sang opera as he vended. There’s a “Beer Pirate” in Pittsburgh. The list goes on and on, with many […]

As any viewer of Toy Story 3, Up, or Inside Out is well aware, Pixar is quite comfortable when it comes to embracing existential and emotional crises. But even that knowledge did not prepare us for this new trailer for Cars 3, in which our old pal Lightning McQueen appears ... More »

The usefulness of Shark Tank inventions goes far beyond the transformative powers of the Squatty Potty and the unrivaled cleaning abilities of the Scrub Daddy. There are also edible cups, foldable kayaks, and so much more. For our latest installment rounding up all those newfangled products you haven’t yet heard ... More »

Well, today fucking sucks. Can’t believe we have to do this again…

Proceeds from the sale of these shirts over the next four years will be donated to organizations working to combat whatever bullshit policies this scumbag attempts to perpetrate on our country and the world.

You would think the Joker or Clayface might be Batman’s greatest nemesis, but the prospect of being driven insane or having his face smashed in by giant semi-molten fists pales in comparison to the Dark Knight's deepest fear: having a family. While the previous trailers (which you can watch below) ... More »

Since airing last week, Saturday Night Live’s Tom Hanks–starring, instant classic David S. Pumpkins sketch has become the next internet sensation, seemingly because a lot of comedy fans still hadn't decided on what they were going to dress as for Halloween. So, with only one week to prepare, hundreds of devoted SNL ... More »

Poor John Oliver — he wanted Sunday's Last Week Tonight to be blissfully free of any discussion of the 2016 presidential election. Instead of regaling us all with the story of Iceland and the country's Pirate Party politicians (it's a real thing, look it up), a late-October surprise courtesy of ... More »

A shockingly high amount of women have come forward to accuse Donald Trump of sexual harassment and assault in recent weeks, and now another woman has spoken out against Trump's alleged misconduct. Barbara Corcoran, an American businesswoman perhaps best known as one of the "Shark" investors on ABC's Shark Tank, ... More »

The last movie Warren Beatty appeared in was 2001's Town and Country, and he's kept a low profile ever since, declining most interviews except for the 2010 one he gave to Leonard Maltin in character as Dick Tracy. But now he's back with a new film to sell — next month's Rules Don't ... More »

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown is a beloved holiday special that is celebrating its 50th anniversary this year. It is also a 25-minute portrait of optimistic young people placing their faith in individuals and communities that consistently disappoint them. I know what you’re thinking: Who is this crackpot trying ... More »

As it turns out, time is the biggest supervillain of them all. The first trailer for March's Logan, the final ride for Hugh Jackman's Wolverine, has arrived, and boy, it's a downer for our beloved furball. While Johnny Cash's cover of Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt" strums along, we see an ... More »

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If the facts were going to have their fair day in this election, it seems like we'd all be about 10 years younger by now, but some intrepid souls on these here interwebs had a bold idea: What if fact-checking, but fun? Looking back at the first debate, a video ... More »

In the beginning, there was Australia. Then, there were the Hemsworths. First to reach the American shores was Chris Hemsworth, the middle child, who plays Thor, starred in Ghostbusters, and seems like a chill dude. Then came Liam, the youngest child, who starred in the Hunger Games films, got involved with ... More »

The Insane Clown Posse is concerned about your civil rights. In light of the recent rash of disturbing clown sightings being reported across the United States, Time reached out to America’s most popular clown-themed entertainers, The Insane Clown Posse, to get their input on the rise of these emotional terrorist ... More »

In the run-up to the release of Rules Don't Apply, his first film in nearly two decades, Warren Beatty sat down for an in-depth interview with Vanity Fair. As with any story about the legendary actor, writer, director, and recluse, there are lots of tantalizing bits of information, mostly about ... More »

One of the great treasures of Aaron Spelling’s halcyon days as a TV producer is coming back. The brain trust that brought you The O.C. and Gossip Girl — Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage — are resurrecting Dynasty for the 21st century, taking it to the only logical network for ... More »

After Space Ghost Coast to Coast animator and voice actor C. Martin Croker died last weekend, Adult Swim is honoring his legacy by offering episodes from all nine seasons of the cult favorite series. While not quite every episode is avaible of the animated talk show spoof, which ran on ... More »

Let me just state, for the record, that I have nothing against Kevin James. His long-running CBS sitcom The King of Queens, while mostly standard blue-collar-guy-with-unrealistically-hotter-wife fare, had its positive qualities, including an appealing chemistry between James and co-star Leah Remini. It’s true that Paul Blart: Mall Cop was not ... More »

Valiant Entertainment has been making a lot of very good comic books since it relaunched in 2012 (its resurrection is a pretty interesting story in and of itself), but they may have just made their most important creative decision: making covers featuring photos of cats dressed up as superheroes. They'll ... More »

Ah, fall. The leaves are turning, the brisk air has a satisfying crispness, and the TV schedule is suddenly packed with an array of returning favorites and intriguing debuts. This season is shaping up to be an interesting one for new series, with a few trends having already become clear: ... More »

Post-credits sequences are an integral part of modern superhero filmmaking, but they can get a wee bit tricky when you're dealing with a franchise that has no fewer than three distinct narrative tracks. Such is the case with Fox's X Men empire, which currently includes the ongoing adventures of the ... More »

The best part of attending an actor's career retrospective is getting to see a famous person forced to rewatch his own work in front of an audience, in real time. At last night's TIFF Soirée, the Toronto Film Festival's pre-opening-night fundraising event, honoree Michael Fassbender did not disappoint, particularly when ... More »

Dr. Drew Pinsky's HLN show Dr. Drew on Call was canceled this week, making him the second personality to depart the network this year after Nancy Grace. According to the network, the move comes as HLN embarks on a rebranding that will focus more on straight news programming. However, the ... More »

In today's example of why we can't have nice things, the stars of HGTV's hit Fixer Upper have discovered guests from the show have been renting out their newly remodeled homes. The Waco Tribune reports that husband-and-wife duo Chip and Joanna Gaines might revise the conditions of the show's contract ... More »

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