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The New York Times Magazine’s Letter of Recommendation: Sleep, ‘Dopesmoker’
The origin story of ‘‘Dopesmoker’’ sounds like a light-bulb joke co-written by Nancy Reagan and Sisyphus: Three California stoners decide to write a song about how much they love marijuana, but they’re so high that it takes them four years. When they finally deliver the song to their record label, the label refuses to release it. And so the band breaks up without the world hearing their wonderful heavy-metal jam about weed. Don’t do drugs. The end….    

[Photo Credit: IMAXTree]

• Fall 2016 Collections
• Fall 2016 Menswear Collections
• Gucci
• Menswear Collections
• Milan Fashion Week
• Runway

Ingredients

• 1 Pot Roast~ I used a chuck roast
• 1 Can of Dr. Pepper~ I used Dr. Pepper Ten. Since it has less calories then a regular Dr. Pepper
• 1 Packer Of Lipton Dry Onion Soup Mix 

Direction 

1. Place roast in the crock pot
2. Pour Dr. Pepper and onion soup mix over the roast.
3. Cook on low 8 to 9 hours or High for 2 hour. Then 6 hours on low

Hello Everyone. Its a new month and new year. This year I will be bring you all easy recipe. Plus healthy recipes.  To kick off my monthly recipe series this year. I bring you a super easy crock pot roast. I made this roast for New Year's Day. It was a huge hit in my house. 

HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY!

Hits Allston mid-way through……..also Kim Deal

“Brooklyn” actress Saoirse Ronan attends the 21st Annual Critics’ Choice Awards at Barker Hangar in Santa Monica, California.

 

Oh, honey. Capes are so last week.

Actually, it’s not so much the cape detail we mind as the weird shoulder detail. It’s not exactly flattering. And it’s a shame, because if there was ever someone born to wear a pale blue gown with silver embellishments, it’d be Miss Saoirse. We’d have suggested ripping off all that weirdness at the top and slapping on a thin silver belt, but then we suppose it might look a little too plain and low-key. She looks very pretty – especially all the head styling – but the football shoulders are hard to get past.

Gorgeous earrings, by the way.

Style Credits:
Antonio Berardi Light Blue Crystal Embroidered Gown with Cape Detail from the Spring 2016 Collection
Stephen Webster Jewelry
Brian Atwood Shoes

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, PacificCoastNews, Juan Rico/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

• Antonio Berardi
• Awards
• Brian Atwood
• Critics’ Choice Awards
• Red Carpet
• Saoirse Ronan
• Stephen Webster

Grab your corset and French-maid costume, because American Idol and Glee alum Adam Lambert is co-starring in Fox's remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show as Eddie, the rock-and-roll-loving ex-deliveryboy originally played by Meat Loaf (the musician/actor, not the food, you goof!). "I grew up watching Rocky Horror, but could never imagine that I would be part of this new vision," Lambert said. "Rocky Horror always made me feel like it was OK to celebrate my weirdness. Hallelujah, bless my soul! I love that old time rock-n-roll!” Laverne Cox will star as Frank N. Furter, alongside Victoria Justice and Ryan McCartan as sweethearts Janet and Brad, and Staz Nair as Rocky. Now just jump to the left with your hands up, step to the right, etc. etc.

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Filed Under: rocky horror picture show ,adam lambert ,fox ,remakes

Snapple Elements!

Elements were a bunch of drinks based on the “elements” (durr) that Snapple put out in the late 90s. You could feel like a real and authentic hippie by drinking Snapple Earth while wearing Gap Grass! I only drank a couple of them and I didn’t drink them that often, but a chick I worked with practically lived on Diet Rain and she drank it as though it was tap water coming out of the faucet. (Side note: “Diet air” is not to be confused with the diet air that Goopy Paltrow has piped into her mansion to cleanse her lungs of all the fat air she breathes in while forced to hang around peasants in public.)

A lot of people were like my co-worker who drank, douched with and bathed in Snapple Elements. It was a huge hit and Snapple put out more flavors in 2000. But a few years later, people got over drinking a James Taylor song and Snapple eventually sent Elements to their drank graveyard. But there’s still Element-aholics out there who are screaming at Snapple to bring it back. A petition on Change.org has a little over 3,000 supporters. I hope that their dreams come true and Snapple brings back Elements, because if they do, that means that there’s a little chance that Clearly Canadian may re-release my drink of choice in the late 90s: Orbitz! 

Dancing and dining.

A Lowell-based mobile rave could join the ranks of local food trucks if its creator can rack up enough funding to launch the project. Philip Fazioli, a Salem, New Hampshire native, launched a Kickstarter campaign to fund his idea for Electric Dance Munchies, a dance party on wheels that serves snacks, breakfast, coffee, and quick lunch to the short-on-time diner.

Fazioli's food truck will visit cities, parks, colleges, and concerts. According to the Kickstarter page, he plans to play music while selling food and rave gear, while inviting customers to "come party with us!"

Electric Dance Munchies derives its name from electronic dance music, a club-style genre recognizable for its untzy beats. Fazioli plans to keep the electronic theme going, using roof solar panels to operate the truck.

EDM's menu will include a rotating selection of cold organic wraps, pressed panini, smoothies, bagels, and coffee.

Fazioli plans to raise $11,000 — what he estimates to be half the cost of getting EDM up and running — for the project, and if things get rolling, the truck will have to pass a number of inspections and obtain the necessary certificates and licenses. EDM's fundraising goal has a deadline of March 9.

Your hair is immaculately slicked back, except for a single curl that falls over an eyebrow. Your left eyebrow.

You have an unusually attractive cigarette lighter you cannot stop fingering. It is mother-of-pearl.

You offer a crying woman your handkerchief, but there is no sympathy in your voice.

Why, you'd do anything for your friends.

Read more Signs You’re About To Be In A Sinister Homoerotic Subplot In A Midcentury Drama at The Toast.

Héros. French single release, 1977. Repose en paix, David Bowie. David Bowie :: Heroes (French Version)

David Bowie putting his make-up in Paris in 1976. The picture was taken by Andrew Kent.

Fans have been flocking to David Bowie's mural in his hometown of Brixton a day after learning of Bowie's death, leaving all sorts of tokens to honor their local hero. But as night fell, the eulogy for Bowie appeared to turn into a celebration of his life and music. The BBC reports that one fan with a guitar led a mass sing-along of Bowie hits like "Starman," "Changes," and "Life on Mars." Brixton's Ritzy cinema (where the mural is located) reportedly put out a call on social media to have a street party (a nod to Bowie's famous song with Mick Jagger) outside their theater to pay tribute to Bowie, putting the words "Our Brixton boy" on its marquee.

Here's what the scene looked like earlier:

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Filed Under: david bowie ,tributes ,music

“War and Peace” actress Lily James attends the W Magazine celebration of the ‘Best Performances’ Portfolio and The Golden Globes with Audi and Dom Perignon at Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, California.

 

Love this. We loved it even before we realized it was an embroidered leather dress, which sounds like a terrible idea on paper, but when we found out what it was, our love increased to include respect. This really shouldn’t work at all, but it looks fresh and romantic with just a tiny bit of edge to it. It helps that the fit is flawless and the design relatively simple. If anyone tried to get any cuter than this with the dozen, we figure the whole thing would have failed. We’re not feeling the hair or the shoes but once again, we’re not sure why. Is it some sort of January malaise that’s setting in, darlings? We don’t know, but we turn to you again to come up with head and foot options other than the one’s here.

 

Style Credits:
Alexander McQueen Floral Cross Stitch Leather Dress and Crystal Belt from the Resort 2016 Collection

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, alexandermcqueen.com]

• Alexander McQueen
• Lily James
• Red Carpet
• W Magazine

Brandi and Ethan Lester of Kentucky were watching TV one night last month when a commercial came on. One of them said, “That’s Hilary Duff,” and the other one of them said, “That’s not Hilary Duff, you dumb fuck.” Instead of Googling to find the answer, they did the next logical thing: they fought until the cops were called. Well, at least someone was talking about Hilary Duff in 2015.

WYMT (via Gossip Cop) says that Brandi Lester must take her Hilary Duff-recognizing skills very seriously because she went crazy on her husband. She threw shit across the room and screamed at him. Ethan told the local news that he tried to stop the stupid fight by giving her a truce kiss on the cheek, but Brandi’s rage switch was still set to 10 and she wasn’t ready cool down. Brandi bit Ethan’s cheek. Ethan called the cops and Brandi was busted for domestic violence and she faces fourth degree assault charges. I bet that The Home Wreckers Association of America are going to make Hilary Duff an honorary member, because her chipmunk ass destroys marriages without even trying.

But now Ethan says that it was all a misunderstanding. Ethan only called the cops because he was afraid Brandi was going to hurt herself. He wants everyone to know that she’s not a violent person. She only becomes a violent person when someone tests her ability to recognize Hilary Duff!

The one thing we’re all probably wondering when it comes to this story is if Hilary Duff was really in that commercial. It’s the question of the year and it’s only January! The Sheriff’s Department must’ve used all their resources and spent hundreds of hours trying to solve that mystery, right? Wrong. They didn’t. Sergeant Belcher of the Pike County Sheriff’s Department said this to UsWeekly:

“I don’t know if it was Hilary Duff in the commercial or not. Everybody keeps asking me that and I have no idea. I don’t even know what commercial it was. He doesn’t either, I don’t think.”

And that dude calls himself a sergeant. He should turn in his badge. Shameful. But whatever, I’m sure we’ll find out the truth when Netflix does a 10-part docu-series about whether or not it was Hilary Duff in that commercial.

Meanwhile, as all that was going on, Hilary Duff continued to live her life by doing her usual hourly task of walking in front of the paps:

Pics: Wenn.com

The holidays are finally over and your body is tired. You’ve drunk every drink and eaten every meat — even the jerkies. It’s time to re-center and get healthy. Here’s a seven-day detox menu plan to get your mind balanced and your body in shape.

Day One

• 7 am (or upon rising): Glass of room temperature castor oil, take dump.

• 8 am: Post-dump herbal tea

• 10 am (breakfast): Blueberry and almond smoothie, whoops, time to take another dump!

• 11:30 am: Coconut water to rehydrate from the dump.

• 1:30 pm (lunch): Salad with carrot and ginger dressing.

• 4 pm (snack): A handful of mixed pumpkin and sunflower seeds — oh god, run to the nearest bathroom, dump.

• 6 pm (dinner): Dump, broccoli and arugula soup, dump.

Day Two

• 7 am (or upon rising): Glass of room temperature castor oil.

• 8 am: No time for herbal tea, as dumping.

• 10 am (breakfast): Raspberry and rice milk smoothie, drunk on toilet, because dumping.

• 1:30 pm (lunch): Teriyaki dump chicken and steamed dump greens.

• 4 pm (snack): Miso soup with watercress.

• 6 pm (dinner): Pea and basil dump.

Day Three

• 7 am (or upon rising): Ideally by day three you’ll need only look at the glass of castor oil to stimulate your bowels and dump.

• 8 am: Dump.

• 10 am (breakfast): Dump.

• 11:30 am: Dump.

• 1:30 pm (lunch): Dump.

• 4 pm (snack): Dump.

• 6 pm (dinner): Steamed dump.

Day Four

• 7 am (or upon rising): No dump?

• 8 am: Where’s the dump?

• 10 am (breakfast): This is getting weird.

• 11:30 am: Just going to wait around for it.

• 1:30 pm (lunch): Nothing.

• 4 pm (snack): Miss dumping like an old absent friend.

• 6 pm (dinner): Tiniest dump in the world, but cry tears of joy.

Day Five

• 7 am (or upon rising): Stomach size of pearl onion, cannot stomach more than one pearl onion.

• 8 am: Herbal tea, dump out pearl onion whole.

• 10 am (breakfast): One salmon egg.

• 11:30 am: Dump out two salmon eggs. Creepy.

• 1:30 pm (lunch): Miso soup.

• 4 pm (snack): Dump out miso soup. Curious, as it comes out in an intact bowl. How did bowl enter dump?

• 6 pm (dinner): Discover that you can dump out any food you want, in any container you want.

Day Six

• 7 am (or upon rising): Dump out bottle of castor oil.

• 8 am: Herbal tea (dumped out in a copper mug).

• 10 am (breakfast): Think about blueberry and almond smoothie, and it comes out of your magical butthole in a milkshake glass.

• 11:30 am: Make some phone calls.

• 1:30 pm (lunch): Friends come over for impromptu lunch. Serve them mixed greens with steamed salmon, olive oil & lemon juice, dumped out on china.

• 4 pm (snack): Serve a full English tea, dumped out on a tiered silver platter.

• 6 pm (dinner): Teriyaki chicken, brown rice, steamed zucchini, dumped out with a lit candelabra and a white tablecloth.

Day Seven

• 7 am (or upon rising): Open a restaurant in your home.

• 8 am: Serve children dump breakfast of Belgian waffles and strawberries.

• 10 am (breakfast): Serve mushroom and leek frittata dump for ten. Point out to patrons how dump is cruelty-free and sustainable.

• 11:30 am: Visit from health Inspector.

• 1:30 pm (lunch): Implore him to try your dump caramel-braised pork belly banh mi, which critics are calling “a revelation.”

• 4 pm (snack): Sadly receive an F grade.

• 6 pm (dinner): Close restaurant, end detox cleanse.

Amandla Stenberg made us cry in the first installment of The Hunger Games as the lovable and innocent Rue, who continues to inspire Katniss throughout the rest of the series. Since then, she's emerged as a real-life role model — one who is in her prime and more inspirational than ever.

In her cover story for the February issue of Teen Vogue, the actress and feminist talks with Solange Knowles in a conversation that empowers girls to be badass and confident trailblazers. Just like her. Did we mention that she's only 17?

Solange and Stenberg touch on a range of topics over the course of their interview, but it mostly centers on Stenberg's recent acceptance of her Blackness — her pride and conviction in representing her culture and her own identity. The actress credits a lot of that, surprisingly, to social media.

Many people critique how fake platforms like Instagram can be, but she disagrees. "Now you can go on Instagram and you can see a girl who looks like you who is killing the game and expressing herself," she tells Solange. "Just being able to see that is so affirming."Solange asks Stenberg if she's sick of talking about her hair yet. "Yo — yes!" she replies. They both agree that as "badass" as their hair is, they're growing weary of talking about it.

"I’m tired of talking about who can have whichever style," Stenberg says. "Because I’ve said my thing." That "thing" being her viral "Don't Cash Crop My Cornrows Video," which is a must-watch. The video changed things for Stenberg and put her at the forefront of recent conversations about cultural appropriation — a role she says was "daunting" at first to fill, but that she now thrives in.

Stenberg credits a lot of her knowledge and enthusiasm to the group of girls she surrounds herself with. Quick role call: Kiernan Shipka, Willow Smith, Tavi Gevinson, Lorde. Oh, and she went to prom with Jaden Smith.

"I have a friend who has this thing called 'shine theory,'" she shares, "which basically says that when you become friends with other powerful, like-minded people, you all just shine brighter."

Clearly, Stenberg will be around and making waves for a while. But not without having a little fun along the way: "I take a lot of really dumb Snapchat videos, too! Really bad, like double-chin selfies."

Read the full interview over at Teen Vogue.


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Pelagic red crabs to you and me. Check out this little red goober! Quoting the Monterey Bay Aquarium: “They’re back! Pelagic red crabs — Pleuroncodes planipes (aka tuna crabs, because they’re so tasty to so many fishes) sometimes visit us during El Niño conditions—and they’re here today!”

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In a dream scenario only Carly Rae Jepsen could've written, Boyz II Men will soon descend from that malt shop in the sky: Fox's Grease: Live has tapped the R&B group to play the Teen Angel opposite Jepsen's Frenchy in their upcoming musical. The cameo role was famously played by Frankie Avalon but will apparently now expand to a trio of angels — Nathan Morris, Wanya Morris, and Shawn Stockman — who'll serenade Frenchy with the timeless "Beauty School Dropout" — slow-jam-style. Just watch what they do to "Grease Is the Word," and try to keep your panties on:

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Filed Under: grease live ,boyz ii men ,carly rae jepsen ,beauty school dropout ,the industry ,tv

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Peter Sarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhaal attend the 2015 National Board of Review Awards Gala at Cipriani 42nd Street in New York City.

 

Clearly had sex in the limo. You could have at least tried to hide it, you guys.

Her look is a little on the generic side of things (which is kind of how The Row rolls), but the pseudo ’30s styling suits her perfectly. We have no complaints.

He looks like someone we’d avoid shaking hands with at the moment. For God’s sake, excuse yourself to the men’s room and pull yourself together, man.

 

Style Credits:
The Row Black Halter Dress
Paul Andrew Black Pumps

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, Callahan/ACE/INFphoto.com, Nancy Rivera/ACE/INFphoto.com]

• Awards
• Maggie Gyllenhaal
• National Board of Review Awards
• Pairs Division
• Paul Andrew
• Peter Sarsgaard
• The Row

Rihanna spotted arriving at Nobu resturant for dinner in Tribeca, NYC.

 

Little bit of coat porn for y’all:

And it’s a good thing that coat is cute, because what’s under it looks kind of assy. The frames and the up ‘do help as well. We’ve noticed this more and more about her street style lately: she’s tending toward half-assing her getups, as if looking too concerned about one’s style isn’t chic. And hey, she’s always been good at making things as casual as pajama bottoms or Daisy Dukes look Vogue-cover ready. We’re all for a hi-lo approach to street style. But this isn’t so much hi-lo (pairing high end items with low end ones) as it is just … unfinished somehow. It reminds us quite a bit of Lady Gaga’s studied attempts to appear like a dirty little street performer rather than a polished international superstar.

Yes, we’re overthinking it. This is what we get paid for. Bottom line: the hair, glasses and coat are all cute as hell. The pants aren’t terrible, but they sure don’t help to pull the look together.

Style Credits:
Céline Pinstripe Belted Pants

[Photo Credit: Mr. Blayze/PacificCoastNews]

• Celine
• Gal On The Street
• Rihanna

While we hoomins most likely wouldn’t intentionally fall asleep like this (hello, chiropractor bills) kittehs have NO problem folding themselves up however and wherever they like. (Maru, for example.) And so we see that our newcomer Purrsephone is back, showing off her comfy new bed!

“Every time we think Purrsephone can’t get cuter. She does it again. Our daily dose of cute looks like this today. This container is 9×9. If you look closely you’ll see the little whiskers hanging out on the right.” -Elizabeth L.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Boxhab, Cats

Name & Location: Matthew in Toronto, Ontario
My Favorite Room: Master Bathroom
Specs: 40 Square Feet

Inspired by the Turkish men’s spa experience mixed with some GQ worthy accessorizing – this space strikes the right balance between our shared eclectic style and the contemporary architecture throughout the rest of our home.

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DUMBO ALERT! Words fail me when you find photos like this. Real? Not real? Who cares. Amazingly QTE. As seen on We Heart Elephants FB, and sent in by Terrie J.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Scootin' Bebeh Trunkster